 Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Da Da Do Do Do Do Do Do Da Da Ah that's not a bro anymore song Tuk ma let's go Welcome back to our stupid reaction to did you do did some corp man I am Rick And you can follow us on Instagram Ali Haha V permit Tuk na hell etiquette You know what we said uhh What are we doing Rick? Something funny? Maybe. But not stand up? No. Oh. This is from Just Rain. Oh cool. We like him a lot. But since it's October, spooky month, he has a video that's called Desi Parents in Halloween. Interesting. Yeah, because obviously Halloween is not celebrated very much. Not celebrated in India. Yeah. I'm sure there's some that do celebrate it, but I'm guessing it's not celebrated very much. But he also didn't, I don't think, I think he grew up more in either Canada or the United States. Right. And absolutely, you know, my first inclination is Desi Parents in Halloween, I'm thinking Desi Parents in India. There's a lot of Desi Parents that don't live in India. Also, what's Desi? I know it means Indian, but does it mean a specific place in India? That's a good question. Like, I don't, I don't know. Does it mean like a Delhi Indian? Does it mean, or does it mean an Indian? I thought it was synonymous, I thought it was synonymous for an Indian parent. A Desi parent is an Indian parent, but it very much, it very well could be. No, because there's Desi boys. Not parent. No, I know. No, no, no. Desi, I thought Desi like signifies like another synonymous, but I'm not, I would never say that that's what it is, but I've just thought that's what it is. So I just know because I don't know. Here we go. You know, growing up, Halloween was one of my favorite white people holidays to celebrate. Actually, it was like the only holiday that I celebrated. No Christmas. No Easter. No Thanksgiving. No Valentine's Day. I mean, I was a chick magnet, but I wasn't a chick magnet in the traditional sense. I mean, you know when you put two magnets, opposite holders together, and they just, just, try to know me. You know, the idea of going to random people's houses and disturbing them every five seconds to get free candy was genius to me. I don't know the origin of this holiday, and I really don't give a shit, all right? Free anything. Free anything as a matter of fact. Like everything else. I don't care if it's in my jeans to be in for this kind of stuff. Halloween at a brown household was a little bit different from what others may have been accustomed to. And I'm going to take you on this magical journey to experience some of the traumatic moments in my childhood when it came to Halloween. So, come along. Now, when it was October, I was extremely excited as a kid because I knew exactly what was around the corner. My parents, unfortunately, didn't share the same enthusiasm. Oh he's trying again, again this year. I was totally shocked. I want a candy. I want a chocolate. He's a kid from India. He was drinking beer. He was eating candy. He was eating candy. He was carrying candy, actually. She was carrying candy. I don't have a candy all the time! And when he came to buy candy, they buried themselves in a mound full of flyers to find out which stores had the cheapest candy for them to buy. And even when we did go out and buy candy, they would never buy the adequate amount that is equal to the amount of people that would be coming to our house that night. And you'll soon find out why. Okay, come, let's get this one box. Because we're gonna give one candy to this guy and one candy to that guy and one candy to the other guy. That's it. What if you run out? You don't worry about that. You let me worry about that. You have a fun trick and trick. Alright? Okay, bye. Now costumes, I always used to get excited about it because I used to have a million ideas of what I wanted to be that Halloween. That would be super cool and make all of my friends like super jealous. But alas, these are fantasies that I played in my head. Mom, can I get this costume? Exactly, they're gonna wear it once in your life. That is the order. So what did my mom do instead? Yeah, that's right, a shitty dollar store. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. How do you put it on? You're gonna put it on and you're gonna drag it. Now, you're gonna put it on and you're gonna drag it. You're gonna drag it and you're gonna drag it. One year my dad got me a witch mask. So everyone instantly assumed that I was a girl because which six year old boy in their right mind would wear a witch mask instead of a Power Rangers outfit. Not that everyone already thought I was a girl because you know I had a tiny little man bun on the top of my head. A couple of times of them all which is kind of double confirmed the stereotypes that they already held with me. So also not very traumatic at all. And I know some of you girls you probably had way worse when it came to Halloween because we all knew what kind of costume you would be getting that year. Dad, that's a suit. No, no, no. You are Indian princess. Reduce, reduce. Parents, being even parents, they didn't have time to take us out to go trick-or-treating because they had night shifts work and food to cook. And I felt sad about that. Mom, can you come trick-or-treating with us? Mom, I am fine with you. I am fine with the cat. Trick-or-treating, trick-or-treating. Mom, we are going to do a trick-or-treating. We are going to do a trick-or-treating with Allah. Everyone here will come here to take a bite of our food and drink. So Sarah's mom, she's gonna take the trick-or-treating too. This is Sarah's mom. We are going to cut it. It's Sarah's mom. Sarah's mom. We are going to go ourselves. You know me and all these white dads give them cell phones and beavers and pagers. Alright guys, I want you to be safe howling this trip around. If anything happens, here's a cell phone for you. Here's a cell phone for you and you get my beeper. Okay, you're not old enough to get a cell phone yet. You're only three years old. Alright? I'm gonna give you a ring and I want you back to my 9 p.m. show. Now every half hour you're late, I'm gonna be deducting one whole candy from your bag. Okay? Alright, you go out and buy me little pickle-dickle big doppers. What did you do all this time to come home? That's how white people are. Yeah. We're gonna go get a pickle-dickle big dopper. They were so friendly, giving out apples and shit. Look at you guys. Wow, aren't you like you, this little princess. Have yourselves a good one. Don't eat apples if they're handed out to you. Your kids look great. Alright. And then there was Argos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, yeah. One candy you, one candy you. One candy you. Actually, you're the other guy, right? Yeah, I'm not giving you candy, man. You're also running on my ball and playing with this thing, and passing all my flowers that I ran to you. Yeah. You know what? I don't want to give the candy. Hey! What? Boxes. Remember those little boxes that you collected money for to donate to impoverished children all across the world? Yeah. Well, one year, my local Gurga, my temple, had this bright idea of creating their own find a box to raise money for their building fund. And, yeah, that didn't really go over too well. Trick or treat. Hi there, little partner. Here you go. I was always so wondering if you wanted to donate money to our temple building fund. Oh, no. Look at this box. Because that way we can have more space than we can bring people in and then we can teach them about our religion. Take it for people. Let's go out here. And then even, like, all of our dads, then they can have a place to do meetings because what are you guys trying to plan? And sometimes they go to each other's basements to do meetings. Oh, basements? Trying to hide or something there? Let's go to the kids. We can have money to bring the kids in and we can have cats. And then we can teach them, like, martial arts and stuff. Oh, my God. You're making a terrorist training camp. Oh, my, honey! Honey, you're making a terrorist training camp! Honey! What's the tender it is? And, you know, after hours and hours of knocking houses, collecting candy, getting excited about the amount of loot we have, it was time to go home. But I knew not to get too excited because remember the thing that I was talking about a year before about how our parents didn't buy enough candy to sustain us for the whole night. Well, here's why. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its finest once again. Anyways, that was my experience of Halloween throughout the years. If you guys have any of your own funny stories, leave it in the comments below. I would love to read them. And maybe I'll buy back the funny ones. If they're funny enough, if they're not, then just whatever. Get out of my face. Okay, I'm out. Bye. I was ghost trained. But seriously. Yes, he is. Was that one of your experiences? But it's actually similar to a lower middle class. Yeah. In any person in America. Yeah. Especially if they had multiple children. Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, and I go ahead. You know that experience. I grew up in a family with four boys. Yeah. And so obviously, even if, you know, my parent, my dad, stepdad was a paralegal at the time. And I think my mom also worked at a law office. And so if they didn't have kids, they probably would have done pretty well. Right. And they had four children to look at. And so they weren't about to buy $400 costumes. No. So I think multiple, like one year, my mom made me Woody from Toy Story. She got regular jeans. And then she got a yellow sweater and drew the red straps on it. I can remember three Halloween's where I got the costume I wanted only because I promised I would be that character for another Halloween. Because the line was spend that much and you're going to wear it once. And my rationale was multiple things. I said, well, I'll be it again next year. And there's other things I might do with that. Just for fun being the performer that I am. So it was a Darth Vader mask, a Yoda mask, and an ET mask. I was able to get those solely on the argument of I'll be that for multiple years. And I was. I was those characters for more than one Halloween. That's funny. And don't eat apples if they're giving you an Halloween. Don't eat anything if anything can't be true this year. Yeah. I wouldn't even go so far. I was paranoid. I don't even know if I was going to do Halloween this year. Yeah. They've actually said they can't do it because of the COVID crap. Well, actually LA originally canceled it. And then I think they either got sued or a bunch of parents got mad. They reversed it. But I still don't know how they're actually going to do it. Because it's very unsafe to go to each person's house and be like, here, hand me something. No. What you can do, because some people have done this anyway, is they do it on a big trust and they leave the candy out. Yeah. With a little thing that says, please take one. But then also, because also this is a thing I don't know if you all know about. Whenever, at least it used to be, whenever kids brought candy home, the parents would have to check the candy to make sure there wasn't drugs or razor blades or something that the news told them was in it. And that happens. That's why you don't do the apples. Sickos put razor blades in apples and in candies. I actually remember. I'm guessing this year they're going to sanitize all the candy. Yeah. I would open bite-sized Snickers. And if it had a hole in the side, because sometimes they do where they put the caramel in, I wouldn't eat it because I was afraid it was injected with something. So I love things like sweet tarts. You can't mess with those too bad. And if any wrapper was semi-open, forget it. Yeah, you have to throw those away. Yeah, no good. And yeah, parents would, your parents would check it. Make sure. Yep. So funny. But yes, Halloween is a big holiday here. It's huge holiday. We enjoy, most people enjoy holiday. I love holidays. Especially with kids. Yep. Because you get to see all these kids dress in a little costume. It's going to be very different this year. Halloween is the one time a year where everybody gets to be an actor or an actress. They get to just dress up and be somebody. Well, let us know more funny videos like this. And let us know the first Halloween movie we should watch down below.