Jew on Christmas lyrics or if you wanna read it in description here you go
It's hard to be a jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs,
or decorate a Christmas tree,
or leave water out for Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.
I'm a jew, a lonely jew on Christmas.
Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latke.
Instead of "Silent Night", I'm singing "hu, hach, do hachvi.".
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please!
I'm a jew, a lonely jew-
Id be Merry, but Im Hebrew,