 Hey there, Foundation staff. Sherm here. Welcome to Skip Dictation Live. If you are unfamiliar with the channel, welcome. My name is Sherm. This live stream is for hanging out, chatting with me, while I do the voiceover work. Today we are going to voice over SCP-3000 in date, which is, as everyone pretty much knows, Ikea. The giant Ikea that traps you for almost forever and ever. It can be escaped. Hey Jar of Pickles and Pads, who jumped on this stream Hekafast. And heck, we had a like before I even got the little your live thing. It's like, there's a live stream. Like what? Huzzah. Oh wow, you guys are piling in. Welcome to the stream, everybody. I am just now pulling up the chat, so I'll be able to see what you guys are saying. Blades here. Italo Willis is here. All right, here we go. I've got this up. And enigmas here. Yo enigma. So in case you're new, remember, I will answer you guys's questions, comments, and all those things in between the takes. That way I can record. Sea Jops is here. Hey you Sea Jops. And now it is time for our 10 seconds, more like 30 seconds of noise reduction meditation. Meditate with me. Oh, I got a text. We got to start over. Also, Alan Gullier. Thank you for joining us. Have a good sleep and thanks for the like. Jar of Pickles, the chowder was delicious. If you don't know why we're all talking about chowder, go to the phrase I'm looking for, holiday special. You can watch that all season. That's why I recorded it early. You can put it on every night, holiday live stream. It was a brilliant night of singing and stories. And of course, an hour of chowder power. Let's see. What has he done? Door to another world of Polyon. It's our Willis. We have done both the entire playlist of 2317. You can check out the playlist for the channel to see that whole list. And we also did the parody 2317-J. We just put that out this Monday and it's hilarious. So we've done everything 2317 related because it's amazing. Chowder clef, clefie boy. So now I'm going to make sure my phone does not vibrate and interrupt the meditation again. Let's go back. Let's go back and turn off the vibration. They are bad vibrations. They're not good vibrations. We don't need vibrations in our stream. Yentown's here and it is lit. What's up Yentown? Dusty's in the house with the clefie boy. All right. We're silence. Meditation round two. Yeah, y'all can hum. My mic won't pick that up. Y'all do your like ohms. I'm oming in my head. Okay, here we go. And action. Ah, no. Why? Why is your car that loud? God dang it. Hashtag voice actor problems. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Yentown screams while he's meditating. I dig it. All right. Attempt number three. Belts could go wrong. Why would you do this? This is all your fault. This next time this goes wrong. There we are. We made it. Okay. One job. One job. Storm clouds is here. Hey, you storm clouds. How you doing? Okay. Car crashes through wall. No. All right. We made it to 30 seconds. We did our job. Now it's time to start recording. I'm just a little preview. I'm really excited about this one because it's basically another episode of 3001 where a guy is stuck and and so he's trapped and so we get like journal logs. This guy like we're going to get a whole lot of acting. Not just acting. Acting. Drama. Terror. So this is going to be a really fun episode I think. Uh, Pabs wants to know what I used to stream. I don't know. Do you mean for a camera? Do you mean for a? I guess you mean for a camera. So uh, when I went to Florida this past time, my mother very generously purchased me a new phone as a Christmas present because this is an iPhone 8 plus I was using an iPhone 5s and now I'm still using the iPhone 5s but now I can still use my phone during the stream and then so yeah I'm still using the 5s as a camera. Hello endo jeans retro virus. So this is now the iPhone 5s. I can still have my phone exist. Yeah, I don't have like a real webcam. I use a laptop and its camera is terrible. So this is cell phone city and I'm just keeping the phone that way I can keep it as a camera. So oh I know that feel at a while. I've had this iPhone 5s for since they came out. I got it new but I had no way of like updating it. I was not going to because it was broken. My mom finally got mad and was like no your phone's terrible. Did Christmas present early. So okay, are you ready for some drama and acting? It's time for SCP-3008. Item number SCP-3008. Object Class. Euclid. Special Containment Procedures. The retail park containing SCP-3008 has been purchased by the foundation and converted into site boop. All public roads leading to or passing by site boop have been redirected. The entrance to SCP-3008 is to be monitored at all times and no one is to enter SCP-3008 outside of testing as permitted by the senior researcher. Humans exiting SCP-3008 are to be detained and then debriefed prior to the administration of amnestics. Dependent upon the duration of their stay in SCP-3008, a cover story may need to be generated prior to their release. And the other entities exiting SCP-3008 are to be terminated. Description. SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as Ikea, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. This displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim. They will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance. SCP-3008 is a space- oh got a little problem with that sentence. Let's try that again. That was a good run though. We got all the way through the special containment procedures. Go team. Check out the chat. Witness made it. Hello, witness. Go find me to get the shirm a good mic. Well, my mic's pretty good. It's my camera that's garbage. I've got at least a medium tier. It is a stage microphone but it's like the sure beta 58a. I've had it since I was in a wedding band. I was a wedding singer Adam Sandler style and so I've repurposed it as a mic and it's not bad. Let's see what is here. The boop is now the official sound of my when I see any redacted information. Yeah that is I specifically make that boop sound because it spikes the microphone really loud so that I see it in the wave pattern and can go back and put in the proper redacted sound. If you're asking me retrovirus what country I'm from I am from the United States. I am based out of California. The eel that is a cosmic horror Edoa is the I believe you're talking about 3000 which is the giant eel in the ocean that makes amnestic stuff. Oh no. Oh no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Back up. Back up. Back up. Oh garbage. Garbage take. Oh I messed up so bad. Oh everything's ruined. We got to start over. Okay so for you guys at home we're restarting because in the wave pattern here I will turn this camera around so you guys can see what I'm complaining about that I did wrong because I'm terrible. Okay so here check this out I'm gonna flip the screen. So right here you can see that this little spike touches the tips of the top and the bottom of the screen and that means that I spiked the microphone too loud and when I play that you will see the little bar up here turn red and when that turns red the sound quality goes down. So I need to go through and make sure that my gain on my microphone is turned down a little bit because that happened a couple times because my mic is too sensitive right now. So we're gonna have to sound check real quick. This happened because I was doing the other uh the screaming skips the other day and so I had to readjust the gain on my microphone and so I didn't get it perfectly because now that's happening. So let's run a mic test. Hey you guys get to see what a mic test looks like. So let's uh play with the gain. This is what it sounds like when I say SCP. This is what it sounds like when I say SCP. This is what it sounds like when I say SCP. This is what it sounds like when I say SCP. This is what it sounds like when I say SCP. This is what it sounds like when I say SCP. Perfect we found it. So oh yeah so you can see uh I'll just keep doing a little tutorial here while we're waiting about it. You can see through this setup here through this scan adjust the brightness that as I go to the beginning the first one was spiking. The second one I went too quiet like Goldilocks the porridge was too cold. I went a little too loud little almost there and then now it's sitting nice and pretty in the middle. So you see that letter never really spikes the top. That's what makes it good. That's when you get good sound quality. Cool so that concludes our sound check lesson for voice recording. You guys ever want to record voice now you at least know that much. Okay let's start from the top try this again with about a hundred percent less failure. What do you say? I don't know this might not be what it sounds like when he says SCP. Item number SCP-3008. Object class Euclid. Special containment procedures. The retail park containing SCP-3008 has been purchased by the foundation and converted into site all public roads leading to or passing by site have been redirected. The entrance to SCP-3008 is to be monitored at all times and no one is to enter SCP-3008 outside of testing as permitted by the senior researcher. Humans exiting SCP-3008 are to be detained and then debriefed prior to the administration of amnestics. Depended upon the duration of their stay in SCP-3008 a cover story may need to be generated prior to their release. Any other entities exiting SCP-3008 are to be terminated. Description SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of site of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. I didn't want to take a breath in that sense I'm gonna go back blah blah blah say SCP for a sherm really dramatically SCP SCP SCP see jobs boop shirts that would be awesome you're right site 42 needs boop shirts that's legit just boop big letters I'll design it so it looks like a wave pattern that's like too big uh which what is that one SCP with that one containment class oh oh man jar pixel jar pickles what makes an SCP fun to read normally it's when stuff happens because like a plane document it's either something really interesting happens in the skip that way like telling the story is really interesting or interesting stuff happens and there's like interview logs and testing logs things that make it interesting to act out boobs shirts with boobs no that would be BEWS boobs uh fun fact I'm pretty close friends with the author of 3008 he's a pretty cool dude hey cult I'm glad 3008 guy is a cool dude they say he's a righteous dude so uh well uh man having a t-shirt print is just way too much powered for me uh so we'll have boob shirts and boop shirts and that'll be the uh cutoff we'll do both boop and boobs and it'll be like who's on what team are you team boop or team boob all right so we're parting we're starting from a person entering 3008 through the main entrance why not both why not zoeburg here we go set ourselves up a person entering SCP 3008 through the main entrance and then passing out beside the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP 3008-1 this displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will out drat a little notification came up on my ipad and I could not read because it blocked the words turn off the ipad for notifications cool this displacement redacted t-shirt small sound player that you can press for it to boop that would be amazing uh what's up man creep files hey creep files welcome to stream hashtag support creepy narrators yes indeed heck yes support them by watching them support them with patreon and things so we can make more things all the support the community comes together and makes good things if you saw my video today that is what it's all about no one ever talks to scruffy except mop bucket yes excellent all right the iq people is the one with weird employees try to kill people yes and it's also a maze so it's a giant endless ikea that you can't get out of almost uh peps what are your thoughts on net neutrality i called my congress people today and i'm like yo net neutrality don't mess with it but i live in california so all of my senators and republic are democrats so they're all like yeah we're totally with you on that so like if you're in a republican territory in america and this is the big deal call them because they need to know my people my senators are all about it they're like yeah high five dude you're what i'm talking about it's the other people that need to call uh also advice for a new narrator creep files make content make all the content make it all do it all keep it going as long as you keep working and you make good things and you're not a dick things go well make good stuff don't be a dick two rules uh live in europe we don't have to worry about net neutrality right now they have it they have that problem i think it's the philippines that has like tiered outlet and stuff and they're gonna do it if they do it here it's gonna go everywhere i hope it doesn't i hope we can keep the freedoms the freedoms time to buy a thousand raspberry pies oh yeah podcast serial i have not heard of that check out other scp's ah okay we're all advising creep files good guys site 42 community helping people out high five excellent don't be a dick t-shirts yes all right let's see where i am in the recording 3008-1 um um um um before i start recording creep files i was just watching this uh list this uh playlist on youtube everybody can use this but creep files ask so i'm directing it to him if you want to become a really good content creator of stuff there's a playlist of a long long long podcast called tip of the tongue by the youtuber jello apocalypse and that is a really good youtube playlist about the backups of specifically youtube voice acting stuff i just shotgun the whole thing this week it's really good so yeah go to go to jello and check out his playlist uh because it's really good for getting stuff done you'll learn everything you need to know about the business it helps a lot okay let's see let's see let's see here we go this displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim they will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance scp 3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an ica furniture store extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit current measurements indicate an area of at least 10 kilometers squared 10 square kilometers is how you say that when you're saying it out loud pop pop cut that back because i didn't say the thing right creep miles more advice i was full of advice today be a perfectionist make good things uh just like everything has to be good don't skimp uh unless you can't do something like my videos don't have visuals because i can't do visuals one day i'll hire an animator when i get super big and i'll be like hey you animate these things for me because you'll do it well because i suck at that and then we'll have like better videos because of that but for now i focus on audio and editing because i can i can act good and do other stuff good and i taught myself editing enough to get by at least vulgar and people say my stuff is good so i feel pretty good about myself on that front heretic cactus cast i have heard of cactus cast i haven't listened to it but i have been reading dj cactus's breakdown of 049 on the scp subreddit and that's been super interesting uh europe is not america though the situation is very different in europe uh i hope you're right man about having all the different like good competition over there because that's our big problem is that the competition sucks and so we need rules because when the competition sucks they can be dicks you remember that whole don't be a dick thing they're being dicks baby don't do that i'm speaking shagging explain oh shagging a beer isn't better than just drinking it regularly i mean you get it in you faster but you'll burp because all the air's still in there uh this is weird things i'm answering questions too uh buh buh use my phone for everything for now uh creek files had your channel for a week and a half that's good invested a microphone at least a mid tier it'll end up being about 150 bucks or something um because my brain froze my brain froze because you need sound quality above anything like i have a mic stand a microphone a pop guard and a music stand for my script that's as much as i got i do everything else on a laptop with a free editing program all right back to work uh oh yes because retro virus gave me a moment to give me an excuse to hype yes i have written an scp scp 3086 is my scp i it's currently at about plus 30 something on the wiki which is cool uh everyone should go read it if they like it up vote it you can read it but it's meant to be taken in audio because i'm an audio guy so like the whole story is that if you write about it the creature comes to life so that's all i'm gonna tell you check out 3086 it's on my channel but it's also on the wiki so it's in both places now i'm going to read 3008 where was i nice current measurements indicate an area of at least 10 square kilometers with no visible external terminators detected in any direction inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders has led to the speculation that the space may be infinite scp 3008-1 is inhabited by an unknown number of civilians trapped within prior uh crap just didn't say that sentence right the way they were gonna say it going back in do and again we're going one sentence at a time this will be forever i gotta get good get good now otherwise we'll be here all night what was i saying may be infinite cp 3008-1 is inhabited by an unknown number of civilians trapped within prior to containment gathered data suggest they have formed a rudimentary civilization within scp 3008-1 including the construction of settlements and fortifications for the purpose of defending against scp 3008 that's damn it that's a longer sentence than i thought it was gonna be and i ran out of breath okay going back what was the last point including the construction including the construction of that'll work that's a good stop sign but but but but but but but miles are for losers no miles is the american version kilometer america america oh wait i haven't cursed yet in this stream i'm not going to curse yet because demonetization uh we'll save the curse words for after i already blow it because of the scp save it for now it'll probably happen half these scp's have curse words okay here we go agent reaper uh i need help from my channel i'm trying to do an scp reader channel but i don't know what to do uh one that you like my rule is that i have to like the scp otherwise i won't find it interesting and i won't do it so start by enjoying it also watch out for flame wars don't flame war less than that including the construction of settlements and fortifications for the purpose of defending against scp 3008-2 scp 3008-2 are 008-2 scp 3000 no why 0000 is the 00 oh not oh it's not 00 no no dusty 999 is the savior of the world read new job listen to new job it's on the channel listen to it haha self promo but also yeah it saves the world it doesn't destroy the world it saves it it's good guy good guy 999 oh no inspector gadget humming demonetized copyright oh no cult thank you for the upvote sir and the comment all right all hell chores such a chill haha oh no okay here we go going at it oh wait are these oh i've got business propositions ah yeah oh yeah that'll be fun all right here we go here we go thank you for the upvote everybody who have voted and edowa the monsters and when day breaks are humans and melty boys they're melty boys thank you witness that's exactly what they are or if you're a rick and morty fan they're cronenbergs uh they're cronenbergs which is why when i make the live action scp when day breaks film i need to find a prop master who can do cronenberg like the thing if i can do like prop work like what's the word i'm looking for it's not cgi it's the opposite of cgi it's practical if i can do some practical cronenberg stuff that would be amazing so here we go and still barking still barking still barking how's the chat why no start site 42 uh i i did start site 42 that's that's that's what we're doing here man what are you talking about i don't understand that's what we're doing right now still barking still waiting i'm going to poke my head outside real quick brb chat let's see what's going on in the world i don't see a doge maybe it went away no doggo outside okay we're back make sure i'm in the right place before i start scp 3 are you kidding me there's an airplane now oh my god why who will win a voice actor who is capable of keeping his composure while reading stories that last up to an hour or one barky boy hold for this skip airplane gone let's do it scp 300 no why stop we're going back in we're going back in scp 3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within scp 3008-1 while super no i said zero i said zero again why do i keep saying zero scp 3008-2 don't say it slow like that come on man scp 3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within scp 3008-1 while superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions often described as being too short or too tall they possess no facial features and in all observed cases where a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the ikea employee uniform whoo i ran out of breath but i made it there back to the right place so it's like nothing whatever went wrong i remind you of michael from the office why why is this happening steve correll's really funny i dig him uh still haven't been to a ikea the meatballs are actually pretty good like legit like i ain't even front on those meatballs i dig it it's good stuff like and they're cheap oh my god if you're like starving artist ikea meatballs cheap and delicio so airplane so this is one of the sucky things about living where i live is i am within like not too far a range of san francisco airport so i get a lot of planes it's actually pretty shocking that we haven't had that many planes in livestreams before because it happens all the day in time i look at the chat i'm like what are you guys doing what are you doing see jumps i appreciate the compliment regarding east side's reading uh east side has his style like he has his i'm going dry i'm going through i'm working it it's definitely a read he reads i like his uh here we go here we go no airplane it's action time scp 3008-1 has a rudimentary day night cycle determined by the overhead lighting within the space activating and deactivating at times consistent with the opening and closing times of the original retail store during the night instances of scp 3008-2 oh there should be a comma there man there should be a comma because that's a stopping place there should be a breath in that sentence when you're going to say it when you're going to say it i never want to by the way when it comes to east side of me versus vulgar versus everything i never want to like compare we all come in at different ways and it's good to have multiple flavors of ice cream it's good to have multiple flavors of reader i would not do things the way the vulgar does i would not do things the way that east side does or gmo does but people like that people like that people like that you get as many flavors you want um i think who said the thing i think it was a map pat thing that on game theory and one of his like youtube theories that you're not in competition with other people in your genre because it's not like an east side fan is never going to watch a site 42 video they're going to watch both if they like both so i don't want to compete with the other guys and in fact that's why i keep trying to get everybody to like collaborate so we can make like super big things oh and by the way in case you didn't hear the site 42 vulgan angry hedgehog triple collaboration is coming out monday uh vulgan and angry hedgehog jumped in on my scp 3444-2 so for the whole series of 3444 we're gonna have multiple iterations and they're doing uh 3444-2 for me because i can't do accents and it requires some uk accents so they got it covered and it's beautiful uh let's see liking everybody yay anomalous items after it gets pruned by staff oh my god that's so long that's so long they prune it maybe we'll talk goomba watch it all do it all do everything watch everything the condescending goomba watch all the videos things all right the airplanes are gone we gotta do this while there's no airplanes where was i original retail store original retail store during the night instances of scp 3008-2 will become violent towards all other life forms within scp 3008-1 during these bouts of violence they have been heard to vocalize phrases in english that are typically uh typically typically i wanted to say typical of because that's like what my science scp writing brain wanted to do but that's not what they said in the thing so that's not what i can say endo jeans wants to know if i know about the 3008 game yes i do that's really exciting uh i think i made a video today about patreon and how like we all should like help the scp content creators like me but also like vulgar and noom because like if more people fund noom he'll like hire people and then the game will be better someone posted it like in our scp death stranding looks like an scp kind of thing and i was like well yeah kojima's making a thing that's spoopy but what about 3008 which is an actual scp thing so yeah let's do that dash one delegate i am very glad that patreon reversed their decision it takes a little bit of money from the creators like we get like 80 of what people donate but there was so many uh people who would have had to pay so much more to cover patreon's fees so i'm really glad they retracted it and they're gonna try and find another way because so many of us were like guys we like things the way they are right now if you got a problem talk to us and we're like i don't know we'll take i don't hope we don't have to give up a bunch of the patronage but like maybe 70 to cover the fees because then you guys don't have to front that bill it's part of our transaction with them it's you guys to us to them not them sticking their head in the middle is that a is that what a super chat looks like see jobs did you just super chat me what the heck oh my god that has never happened before oh this is oh i am touched what is this i've never seen that before thank you so much that is i am so blessed hashtag blessed that was a dumb thing i'm never gonna do that again but oh my god i'm so excited thank you so much super chat is only available if you have over a thousand subs so i haven't had that available until last week that's not a thing you could do here until now uh so what happens is our chat is pretty slow and cool so we don't have to worry about super chat a whole lot like you guys can super chat if you want to throw a tip my way i appreciate that but it's not a big deal but on like crazy videos with like hundreds of people watching and the chat goes super fast super chat is how you chat with somebody and it sticks there for as long as you paid that way you know the creator sees it and yes see jobs uh first super chat high five very cool so yeah i'm i'm learning all about this too i'm right there with you guys i mean yeah live streams are cool for getting stuff like for because it's more like a tip jar patreon's like multiple times uh super chats like hey i'll throw a dollar on you boom and that's all that's all it is it's nice you guys are we're gonna keep making this 3008 though because there's no airplanes now the airplanes are gone here we are with during these bouts of violence they have been heard to vocalize phrases in english that are typically variations of the store is now closed please exit the building once day begins scp 3008-2 instances immediately become passive and begin moving throughout scp 3008-1 seemingly at random they are unresponsive to questioning or other verbal cues in this state though they will react violently if attacked scp 3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within though these uh giraffe that's stop that's not how that line should be said sometimes sentences that like stack on top of each other like that i'll start to say it one way and then realize that i have to say it another way backing up backing up backing up because my daddy taught me good here we go this is my life this is what life is now right here we go scp 3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within throw these there should be a comma there ah that's the problem gosh darn it scp 3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position making but there's a comma there what scp 3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position making you difficult to leave that's not a sentence that's not a sentence that's not how sentences work ah witness let's send airplanes into scp 3008 they did send drones i'm gonna try this and i'm gonna get it right um i don't know that you can super chat via paypal i know that there is a site 42 paypal because it's with an email i made an email for site 42 so you guys can like send me stuff and that's scp site 42 at gmail.com and that's the way it all works out yeah i'm gonna go fight airplanes witness we're gonna throw some fists uh endo jeans i don't i think you can paypal with patreon patreon with paypal pa pa pa pa pa pa rapper the rapper all right here we go scp 3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position making it difficult to leave scp 3008-1 once inside using any other besides the main entrance to enter the structure or breaking through the walls of the retail unit leads into the non-nomelous interior of the original store since containment began 14 individuals have managed to exit scp 3008 following extensive extensive is the word i used witness got it on lock witness knows what's going on witness got to fold one one get paid two million but i have to hunt scp 682 or get paid one million dollars if i hunt 682 do i have to do anything else or can i just like say i found it and nope out of there because i would nope out of there get that da da da i mean 106 is such a kind of gentle scp like even in until death like when he's being nice it's not a good thing following extensive briefing all individuals have been administered amnestics and released incident 3008-1 at it says 0037 that is what's the phrase i'm looking for uh dilligaff wants to know if i'm going to do the incident log hell yes we're doing that we're doing the whole story that's a fun part this this part is like the setup for the fun part that's the acting in the journal rustle somewhere in that idea two clowns are fighting off the norm he's trying to steal their clown car he's talking about the tail your call is important to us which is amazing go watch that tail later because i recorded it and it's hilarious and i spiked the mic a couple times on that last take so i'm gonna do it again here we go following extensive debriefing all individuals have been administered amnestics and released incident 3008-1 at 12 37 a.m on 2000 a human male exited scp 3008 followed 10 seconds later by an instance of scp 3008-2 scp 3008-2 caught and killed the man before itself being terminated by armed response personnel this incident represents the only time an instance of scp 3008 and yeah who said yeah cjep says wow this is gonna be a long one damn right we're gonna go all night long all night all night except not really because once i get to talk like a human being for the journal it's gonna go really quick oh cjep's you're right we are demonetized curses that's all right sometimes they miss it sometimes they're not paying attention so uh we'll see that holiday special got re-monetized and demonetized and re-monetized like a dozen times so we're just gonna keep it easy unless i have to like super curse up a storm that i just give up arm response personnel this incident represents the only time an instance of scp 3008-2 has been seen exiting scp 3008 a full autopsy on the corpse was performed see 3008-2 autopsy log for more details the man was carrying an ikea branded journal seeming to document his time in scp 3008-1 transcribed below verbatim noice all right we made it through the documentation we're getting to the good part transcribed below verbatim transcription of journal recovered from incident 3008-1 sweet okay let's do the journal thing is gonna be awesome time for some act so i'm writing this document what i can only assume oh this two documents son of a i missed one two three four five six i missed the sixth word guys the sixth word i got six words in before i messed it up i'm writing this to document what i can only assume is my sudden descent into i can see i'm spiking the microphone this voice is louder than the other voice so i'm going to go in and turn the mic down just a tad so that i can talk more casually here we go testing my casual voice this is my casual voice this is what it sounds like when i talk more casually the lower voice is harder to do so this is what it sounds like when i talk casually and i talk a little louder and i talk a little softer and i don't spike the microphone and that's fantastic excellent we're good soundcheck soundcheck one two three this mic is hot and so are we so i'm writing this to document what i can only assume is my sudden descent into insanity i can't possibly be that bad a navigator and yet as i write this i've been trapped in ica for two days i haven't seen another person in the entire time i've been here i thought it was a prank at first turn the place into a maze get all the people out and see how long it takes me to get lost let's try this again one more time so i'm writing this to document what so i'm writing this to document what i can only assume is my sudden descent into insanity i can't possibly be that bad a navigator and yet as i write this i've been trapped in ica for two days i haven't seen another person in the entire time i've been here i thought it was a prank at first turn the place into a maze get all the people out and see how long it takes me to get lost then everybody has a good old laugh realize that wasn't the case when i tried to back track everything had changed so i ended up lost instead of the exit it was just row after row of bookcases so i'm trapped in ica sounds like the setup for a bad joke the lights went out at 10 p.m the other gave me a fucking heart attack that loud electrical thunk sound and then pitch blackness place is full of beds though and my phone has a torch on it but no damn signal so i found a bed and i went to sleep spent most of the next day trying to find my way out with no luck did find a restaurant serving those meatballs though so at least i won't starve that's probably the punchline to that joke anyway they were still warm and fresh but i haven't seen anyone around who could have cooked them made my way back to the beds before lights cut out again since it's we'll just go back to that sentence we're doing a good role now we're getting it we're getting there and by the way yes we have the first fuck on the stream thank you ica man who could have cooked them made my way back to the beds before lights cut out again since it's too dark to search with them off it's 9 10 a.m now the lights came back on a little while ago i'm sure if there's the entire area around where i came in now and the exit obviously isn't here so i'm gonna pick a direction and hope for the best day three of my magical ikea mystery adventure if i wasn't sure that there was something seriously weird about this place before i am now walked for three hours in a more or less straight line insert ikea joke here before i came across a ladder next to one of those huge stock shelves that they have here climbed up to get my bearings and it looks like this place just stretches on forever like that seemed from the lion king except instead of trees and grass it was all shelves and tables and crap i did see a person moving not too far away though so i headed over thought it was a member of staff at first he was wearing the uniform and hell maybe it was maybe freak is seven foot tall monsters with long arms short legs and no faces are just the kind of thing that they want working and super ikea damn things completely ignored me though and with no eyes or ears i can't even be sure it knew i was there thought about shoving it or something to get his attention but its hands were big enough to crush a watermelon so i decided against it it just kept moving along and eventually i lost sight of it so i decided to carry on the way i was going anyway no comfy bed for me tonight looks like i've entered the improbably hard and pointy table section of the store i guess i'll have to make do with some bunched up tablecloths phone battery died during the day too didn't work anyways but i feel like i've just lost some vital lifeline you ever see one of those cartoons where they're just going through doors in a hallway and they just pop out another door in the same hallway crap out of another door we're doing pretty good though that was a pretty good stream i made it pretty far without a mistake i wasn't the philippines it was portugal that we were talking about net neutrality where they already have the tiered thing that's what we're talking about sweet all right you ever see one of those cartoons where they're just going through doors in a hallway and they just pop out of another door in the same hallway that's how i feel right now i've seen nothing but the same identical book shelf for two days now just row after row after row of them i mean come on i love books as much as the next guy but this is excessive i'm obviously still moving forwards though i can see the signs hanging overhead passing by too bad none of them say exit not sure who i was addressing that question to let's just say it was practice for the autobiography i'm going to write i didn't like how i said autobiography let's go back we got a little crackle outside so uh net neutrality xk class abolition of the xk class not it itself chinese internet censored by the government though that is different to what will have an american interest um well yes china's internet is censored by the government for like anti-government things that's one kind of censorship we're talking about a different kind of censorship that is corporate censorship so like china's not slowing down competitors for their business they're just like anti-government sentiment and stuff that might go outside of like the 1984 thought speak kind of thing whereas thought crime not thought speak double speak and thought crime whereas america that same kind of thing is going to happen but it's going to be based on who's corporate so the different corporates will censor is the word i wanted will censor things in different ways so it's kind of the same it's just not the same i'm sure who i was addressing that question to you're right let's just say it was practice for the autobiography i'm going to write when i get out of here i'll call it my perfectly normal trip to a regular old ikea if i ever get out of finally found some other people yeah turns out i'm not the only poor bastard trapped in here lucky for me i guess my sixth night here two of those staff things came at me in the dark different from the first one i saw but still messed up heard them come in they were saying that the store was closed and i had to leave the building all nice and polite like i'm not sure which part of it there we go all nice and polite like i'm not sure which part was the part of that it's part of that that keeps getting me airplane chilling while there's an airplane nothing's going on because of the airport it's a slow plane it's taking its time i put it on the record you can see the uh sound from the airplane and the thing that best trains are better well i like them because they don't make noise in my uh stream so they're my favorite right now all right planes gone i'm not sure which part of that was weirder that they don't have mouths or that they were apparently trying to kill me while they were saying it came at me like rabbit dogs so i liked it spring through the ikea in the dark like a fucking madman i saw it when i cleared another stand of those giant stock shelves all lit up with torches and floodlights they built a whole town in here got a massive wall built out of shelves and beds and tables and whatever else i swear to god it was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen anyway i guess they saw me coming or maybe they heard my girlish manly bellows of fear because they had a gate open and two people were waving me in manly bellows of fear we got another airplane chilling guys shrimp said fuck yeah this guy says uh fuck a couple times he's doing pretty good so uh fucking airplanes that's what i'm talking about what would you do if you somehow got on top of 682 and rode him like a cowboy what would you think what would you think you would do i'd fucking hold on for dear life i'd pull a kondraki that's what i would do duke till dawn that motherfucker i'm doggie hello shit on stick here we go airplane's gone where was i madly bellows of fear serious this is the look of a defeated man apparently wednesday night is fucking party at the airport day we got a fist fight and airplane punch it in the nose cone because they had a gate open and two people were there waving me in heard the staff thing slam into the gate my chair creaked why did my chair creak here we go again because they had a gate open and two people were waving me in were they are waving me in because they had a gate open and two people were there waving me in heard the staff thing slam into the gate behind me after it closed still politely informing us all that the store was now closed. They wandered off eventually though. They call the town exchange because that's what- I was about to say that's what the sign above it says, but it's- that's what is on the sign. Try that again. I'm gonna write an SCP- I'm gonna write a dash J about Dear God Things interrupting my goddamn recording. It's just gonna be an audio- so I did 3086. It's all audio. I'm gonna do a dash J audio skip that's just me trying to record and cursing every time that I get interrupted by something. Off eventually. They call the town exchange because that's what's on the sign hanging from the ceiling directly above it. Exchanges and returns all lit up against the night using lights they found and plugged into the power lines and their beds and food and people over 50 wonderful people with regular sized limbs and a full set of facial features. It's not my seventh night here and the first one not spent in darkness. A full week of living in Ikea. There's probably a TV show in that somewhere. Now that I'm around other people I'm starting to feel more normal. Maybe normal isn't the word, but after a week with only the sound of my own footsteps for company I was becoming increasingly sure that I'd just gone nuts. That I was tied up in some padded room somewhere banging my head against the wall. But no, I feel quite sane now. Thank you very much. Apparently there are other towns out there. Some with more people, some with less. I found that fairly mind boggling. How can that many people go missing with no one noticing? Surely someone would have. Actually, witness, go fund me to raise a bunker for uninterrupted recording. Part of the whole Patreon goal for this is to be able to like get a studio, either build a studio in a bedroom that way I have a room that's silent or rent a studio for recording and just like have a day where I go rent a studio that won't have these kind of interruptions because I live in like the South Bay area of California in San Francisco. But I've done some professional recording over in Oakland. There's a great studio that a textbook company has hired me to come read for them. And so I go to the studio for them and it's a great studio. I don't, I haven't asked how much it costs because I don't have any budget, but it could be better than building something. He will go busy, busy with someone. I'm doggy. I used to live in Florida. That's pretty cool. Surely someone would have noticed that everyone who goes into Ikea seems to fucking vanish. Here we go. Surely someone would have noticed that everyone who goes to Ikea seems to fucking vanish. Or maybe it's not everyone. Maybe we're just the lucky ones. The heep, the heeple, the heeple. Hey, Forged Defyre, it's okay that you came late. We're doing 3008. We're going to be here all night. Especially because it's, they're a freaking airplane party. And there's more airplanes than there are words in this script. Maybe we're just the lucky ones. The people here just call those staff monster things the staff. Apparently they're fine during the day, minding their own business, walking the aisles. As soon as those lights go out though, they go fucking bonkers. So during the day, people go out to find food, water, and whatever else they need. Apparently there are restaurants and shops around that randomly get restocked. No one knows how. Maybe the staff do it. Apparently they aren't very good at their jobs though, because the restocking sometimes takes a while, which means the food needs to be rationed. Maybe they weren't so busy chasing people around in the dark they'd get more done. Anyway, when the lights come out the staff go nuts and everyone holds up inside the walls. Apparently it's the same everywhere in this place, whatever this place is. The Ur Ikea from Whence All Other Ikea Spring. Or maybe we're all just still in the, we're just to do. I love pizza as well. Pizza is delightful. I'm having pizza for dinner tonight because you said that. Where was I? From Whence All Other Ikea Spring. Or maybe we're all still just in the regular Ikea and this is awesome fever dream brought on by mind-numbing boredom. Who knows. Been here for 10 days now. Most of the people I asked said they stopped keeping track a long time ago and one guy, Chris, said he's been in here for years. Years. Oh yay. Allegable scribbles. Just means frustrated yelling when you do it live. So I'm gonna put my hands in my face and scream. So let's turn the mic way down. Don't do that. All right. Are you ready? Are you ready? Screams. Still broke everything. Nope, that's not gonna work. Let's try that again. Still breaks the microphone. It just breaks the microphone at a quieter level. So what I gotta do is I got to fiddle with the actual gain on the mic. So hold on a second. One dollar for the fighter jet. One for the bunker. Witness is now the second super chat on site 42 history. What? Russell. Just lean back. I can't do that specifically because the room would echo. So the yell would echo throughout the room. It would sound different. So I gotta turn the gain down. So let's do some sound checking for the scream, turning it down a smidge. Everyone in the chat. Scream. Three, two, one. So the volume is good. Let's do the real scream now. Here it goes. Years. Okay, I'm gonna do one more like that because I'm pushing orange. That was really close to perfect. It's stuck in here for years. Years. Oh, it got mad because you were screaming and so it like quieted you for a minute. What? No, nothing's, everything's fine. Nothing's ruined. Come back. Come back to me scream. There's the good scream. Becky with the good scream. Gotta make sure I get that timing right on that scream. Comedic timing is imperative. Years. Oh, too soon. A little later. Years. Perfect. Agent Reaper, I wish I had money to donate to you, man, but I don't. That's okay, man. Thank you for the thought. Keep viewing the things because Ad revenue helps. Likes are always good. People will go, oh, that has a lot of likes and no dislikes. Maybe this guy's not a douchebag. We'll watch his stuff. Thank you, I'm doggie. All right, we got through the scream. Allegable scurples. That makes me happy. Okay, let's keep going. Here we go. Rumors of people who do manage to get out, and people who see the exit only have it vanished before their very eyes. I get the feeling not everyone believes that, but I do. Explains how we got stuck in here in the first place, sort of. I mean, come on, staff monsters, row after endless row of high-quality Swedish furniture. Oh, son of a monkey fucker. I didn't turn the gain back up on the microphone. I'm doggie. My tablet's at 10%. I'm staying here till it dies. You the mad man. All right, get my gain back up so I can talk because I'm dumb. The entire chat is just son of a monkey fucker, monkey fucker, monkey fuck, monkey fuck. Freakin'. Agent Reaper, click the bell. YouTube things. Yes, when I'm not monetized, the creative cursing comes out. You can't just curse. You gotta be interesting about it. All right, testing the microphone. There's the sound of my voice when I'm testing the microphone. What does it sound like? Am I spiking the mic? No, I'm not spiking the mic. This is exactly the right volume. Good. Good. Here we go. And we're back in to the proper volume. We can do this right now. Apparently there are rumors of, apparently there are rumors of people who, apparently there are rumors of people who do manage to get out and people who see the exit only to have it vanished before their very eyes. I get the feeling not everyone believes that, but I do. Oh, son of a bitch. I've had to burp the entire time I was saying that. I was trying to hold it in, but it wouldn't go away and it was wrecking it. Oh man, now I want pie after my pizza. Oh, now I'm so hungry. Okay, here we go. Apparently there are rumors of people who do manage to get out and of people who see the exit only to have it vanish before their very eyes. I get the feeling that everyone believes that, but I do. Explains how we got stuck in here in the first place, sort of. I mean, come on. Staff monsters, row after endless row of high quality Swedish furniture. I don't know why they would find a disappearing door so hard to believe in. Anyway, I went out scavenging for food at a nearby shop with Sandra and Jerry today. Once you learn the landmarks of this place, it's not so hard to navigate. The overhead signs help a lot, but there are others. Not too far in the distance, a huge section of those giant stock shelves has collapsed against each other and way off in the East, we all assume it's the East anyway. Apparently Aikisa. Aikisa? Apparently Aikisa. That's weird. I had like a weird static in my microphone. I hope that's not the whole, hold on one second. I'm going to sneak off to the side here. Hey, banana made it. Hey, banana. I'm going to sneak off to the side and grab my headphones. So most of the time when I'm quality checking the recording, I don't have to worry too much about going like high quality edit microphone check until I'm actually like doing the real editing. But I want to make sure this sounds the same as earlier. I don't want there to be a change of quality. All right, so that static's not good. Let me go back before the scream. Years. All right, the good news is the microphone is fine. Gain wise. Hey, Tengu made it. Hey, Tengu. All right, so just that last sentence was messed up so we can, thankfully we didn't lose too much there. Let's back it on up. There are others. There are others. Loud car. Not too far in the distance, a huge section of those giant stock shelves. Stock shelves. Stock shelves. Not too far in the distance, a huge section of those giant stock shelves is collapsed against each other and way off in the east. We all assume it's the east anyway. Apparently Ikea doesn't sell compasses. It's some kind of tower that looks like it's made of wood, reaches all the way to the ceiling. Maybe they were trying to break out the roof. Break out through the roof. Back to the wood part. Boom, boom. Here we go again. Reaches all the way to the ceiling. Maybe they're trying to break out through the roof. Lights up at night so there must be people there. But it's apparently a few days walk, which means it must be miles away. So no one here really knows for sure. Apparently I got incredibly lucky sleeping out in the open for a week without getting ripped to bits by the staff. That's me. Lucky, lucky, lucky. We found some food in the shop, guess the staff restocked during the night which was nice of them. There was a telephone on the wall so I figured I'd try it out. There was a voice on the other end but they were just talking nonsense. Random words strung together with no real meaning. You ever see a video of someone with aphasia? Kind of sounded like that. Didn't answer me when I spoke to them anyway. Sandra says all the phones in here are the same. Oops asking the journal questions again. I was thinking last night. The ceiling on this place is pretty high and as far as anyone can tell it goes on forever. Should there be some kind of weather in here? I'm sure I read about some NASA building that was so big it had its own weather patterns with clouds and stuff. This place is definitely bigger than that but not that I think about it. I'm pretty sure I've never felt so much as the temperature change in here. I'll add it to the grand list of weird bullshit. The staff attack exchange last night. Nope the exchange the exchange. Doggy your your tablet's almost gone. We are still a third of the way maybe 40% left of this reading. So I'm sorry man. I'm sorry you're not gonna make it. Do your thing. Do your best. We're gonna keep it going. We're gonna keep it going. The list of weird bullshit. The staff exchange the staff attack the exchange last night. The staff attack the exchange last night. The staff attack the exchange last night. Must be like 20 or oh shit no I can't say it like that I I gotta be uh, I gotta be more dramatic. This is this is a serious moment This is crazy. This is like night after the attack Character time acting 20 likes on the stream. What is that? Is that a record? It might be a record I don't know what we did for the holiday special that had a lot of likes, but this is still pretty damn good guys thumbs up Here we go. The staff attacked the exchange last night Must have been like 20 or 30 of them all just asking us to leave the store calm as you like while trying to smash the walls down with their bare hands Apparently this happens pretty regularly, so everyone is prepared for it Knives from the restaurants lawnmower blades made the hatchets a fire ax One guy was seen even made a functional crossbow Anyway, the walls of holes in them, which I hadn't noticed before specifically so we can stab out at the staff when they attack Took a couple of them down myself They don't seem to bleed which is weird, but they go down as easy as a regular person once you start sticking holes in them We had to haul the body is the holiday special only has 17 likes That means that this is the new record for streams Fantastic way to go guys What was the last thing I said? What you start sticking holes in them? And there's always one dislike. I'm sorry for that person, but uh, I'm having a good time You're having a good time Someone's not gonna like it once you start sticking holes in them We had to hold the bodies away in the morning. Apparently the dead ones will attract more during the night So we had to get them away from the exchange Drap it so we had to get them away from exchange. You said the exchange earlier. Why did you say just exchange now? You're changing the rules on me man must be the plane that dislikes. Yep. That's what it is Is there a shade behind me? Oh, that's the beautiful basking in the light of computer nerd light White light the most flattering of lights. Mmm. Yes totally looking good Apparently the dead ones attract more during the night So we had to get them away from exchange So we had to get them though So we had to get them away from exchange We had a couple of those trolley things they used to move big boxes around so we loaded them up and took them over to pick up Apparently people just name everything in here after whatever sign is hanging overhead Pick up was grizzly There were hundreds maybe thousands of dead staff all piled up. There was no smell, which was a blessing Apparently in addition to not bleeding these things don't rot either My curiosity got the better of me while we were unloading them. So I took a look at one of the more cut up ones They're just skin or something that looks like skin all the way through No muscle no bone no organs. Are they even really alive in the first place? They certainly seem like they have bones when they are more Dogi before your thing dies. Don't forget to join the discord server for site 42 That way you can talk to us next time and keep updates on the channel and things five in the first place They certainly seem like they have bones when they're moving around pounding on the walls And I'm sure I felt more resistance than just skin when the knife went in during the night Maybe something happens to them when they die Just one more thing on the ever-increasing Ever-increasing list ever-increasing Elma Fod ever-increasing list be very very quiet. I'm hunting staff My neighbors are gonna be like what the fuck is going on over there? It's to them when they die Just one more thing on the ever-increasing list a weird shit that goes on in here. I guess Something occurred to me after the staff attacked the other night Every time you see a situation like this on TV or in a film like it's the end of the world or everyone Trapped on an island or whatever once group like Groups like ours. I wonder whatever Once groups like our start to form people always seem to turn on each other fighting for food or dominance or whatever else That hasn't happened here Apparently people from other towns come by from time to time just to check in or occasionally to trade if they are short on something But everything is always cordial friendly even Maybe it's the threat of the staff or perhaps the constant restocking of supplies in the shops means there's nothing much to fight over Maybe people are just better than they are generally given credit for That's a nice thought Think I'll go with that one a dozen people showed up at the gates this afternoon from a town called trolleys Apparently the staff broke through the walls and tore the town apart during the night These 12 are the only survivors out of over a hundred. We let them in obviously One more point in the human decency column Later, I asked if anyone knew how many of these towns there were out there Between us and the new folks. We managed to come up with over 20 names 20 towns filled with people and who knows how many beyond that The motto for this place should Whoops Took too much of a break in there Jar of pickles. I am reading SCP 3008 which is the recording so yeah, I'm recording the SCPs. I'm not like reading them like I did for the holiday How many beyond that? The motto for this place should be how is that even possible? Surely someone somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here. I've been here for a little over two months now Not that much changes as it turns out a Couple of new people showed up same story as the rest of us Nice little trip to Ikea and suddenly they're trapped in Billy bookcase's house is a faceless weird. Oh, I was having fun with that line Same story as the rest of us Nice little trip to Ikea and suddenly they're trapped in Billy bookcase's house of faceless weirdos The staff attacked the exchange once or twice a week. We killed them and hauled their bodies off. Sometimes they hurt some of us first They killed a guy called Jared a couple weeks back. It was awful. Frankly Turns out regular humans There's a thump next door gotta back up. Oh, frankly awful, frankly Turns out regular humans still bleeding here even if the staff doesn't we tried our best, but none of us are doctors Jared was a good guy He deserved better We all do It occurred to me a couple days Dang it. It's just getting the feel of that and then I missed that next phrase We all do Moment of silence It occurred to me a couple days after that None of us were really looking for a way out of here. I Don't even know where we'd start One of those quadcopter things with a camera attached buzz past exchange today I thought I meant this one was finally looking for us that help was on the way Apparently, it's not the first time this has happened though Same thing happened a few months ago and everyone is still here No idea if it saw us. It didn't stop if it did Just kept flying until we could no longer see it Note based on recovery time of the journal this entry appears to line up Approximately with our first successful test piloting a drone inside SCP-3008-1 Analysis of footage shows a walled settlement under a sign labeled exchange in returns Attempts to relocate the settlement failed Origin of previously sighted drones is unknown Origin of previously sighted drones is unknown Foundations getting into it. I started talking to people Drat I start talking to people about the stuff they missed from home during dinner today Probably not the best idea I've ever had and everyone seemed pretty down after a Bunch of people here have families husbands and wives kids dogs Franklin apparently has a pet llama though. I'm not sure I buy that But apparently some of the people here have some seriously odd gaps in their knowledge Three of them have never heard of the International Space Station two of them seem to think that Was the Prime Minister and one of them had apparently never heard of the satchel of liberty I Believe them too. They seem just as confused as the rest of us The more I thought about it though the more to start to explain a few things What if the reason no one is looking for us all For all us missing people every damn sure looks at the chat. He looks like you just seen some shit I want to hug o4-9 Gonna die Why? My cursing is feeling yeah, I go back to drat like drat is my habit from being family friendly I come from Florida. I was born and raised in Tampa So we used to go to like Disney all the time and I'm used to like you don't curse at Disney World There are kids there don't ruin their life. So you don't curse at Disney It's just a rule and like don't don't be a dick. Don't curse at Disney World. So I worked for Disney Store One time for a couple months during a Christmas season. I worked at the Disney Store. Hello, Kazak welcome So yeah, I get into Disney corporate mode when I do the Livestreams although I quick terms looking at the chat say some weird shit Winner Winner, that's a winning plan. I'm doing well Kozak. How are you doing tonight? Ten goop. I would never live at Disney. I would be so bad spear some things though Where is it? Where is it? Where am I? Where am I? There we go. What are the reason no one is looking for all us missing people is because we haven't all come up from the same What are the reason no one is looking for all us missing people is because we haven't all come from the same place This is gonna sound weird. I mean, maybe that should be the motto for this place But what if all the people here come from different dimensions realities? Whatever you call it I've seen enough TV shows to know the drill Sarah comes from a place where there is no Statue of Liberty. They didn't launch a space station where was he missed from if Everyone here came from different places even from ones that seem identical There'd be no huge missing persons panic no mass search We'd just be a blip a single missing person in a world of non-stop news Well, that was a fun train of thought Just realized that yesterday was the sixth month anniversary of my arrival here. I Wonder if IKEA sells party hats The routine around here has remained more or less the same more new folks show up One every couple weeks or so Food supplies go up and down, but we've never actually had a major shortage Occasionally we get a visitor from one of the nearby towns usually checkouts or aisle 630 we check in with Oops lost a sentence Disney characters or SCPs confirmed That's right Dusty Forge of fires bleaching everything Kazakh what if Taylor Swift was a cleaning product? I'm curious to see where you're going with this you've caught my interest Choose your next where's I go. Okay. We're not going on. Okay That's a face of what the fuck Tengu even though I don't know big companies really would I'd still have to see high-quality animated or live-action SCP content Fund Lord Bong fund your artists. We'll do them all OMG swift cleanings. Oh, that is a cleaning Taylor Swift joke puns and Kazakh has a joke and you should tell that joke really quick so I can go back to recording because I need to know be on a cool Be honest. Oh Why why that was see jobs, that's just my normal laugh. It's just what I sound like We check in with each other from time to time occasionally trade supplies if someone gets particularly low on something It's comforting in a way or a matter that we aren't alone in here some small glimmer of civilization Sometimes they bring medical supplies apparently as a pharmacy a few towns down from checkouts and Oh Burt why do an evil laugh stop doing everything and do an evil laugh. Is that what I'm doing an evil laugh? Tengu's gonna get a job and support youtubers good man and an evil laugh. Do I love you? Of course. I love you all Oh So that's you know coming along strengthening me The guys ignore the laugh that's about standards. I mean If you want to join the evil league of evil you have to do a memorable laugh What do you think bad horse didn't work on his winnie? his by the way, I uh I Did a shadow cast rocky whore style of dr. Horrible sing-along blog for about Two years, so I've done so many shadow cast of dr. Horrible and there is the beginning of the show You're welcome. Let's see we're gonna hear a tired actor in the bathroom and a leg this cow I've got time for these two jokes and I gotta get it back to it Tengu go watch dr. Horrible sing-along blog. It's amazing. It's Neil Patrick Harris who is a gift to the universe It's really funny, and I think it's still free online in places a Legless cow is ground beef. I get that joke sometimes. They bring medical supplies Apparently there's a pharmacy a few towns down from checkouts that gets restocked every now and then so they share out what they can I've never heard of an IKEA with a pharmacy before but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone stumbled on an IKEA organ harvesting lab And certainly explain the staff Speaking of our faceless jailers their attacks have been getting worse lately Three or four times a week now with twice as many staff as there used to be No idea where they all came from or why the attacks have increased We tried following one of them during the day a few weeks ago me and Sarah Wanted to see if they lead back to a staff room or something Didn't seem to go anywhere though. Just randomly walked through the aisles. We had turned back before we found anything We've been reinforcing the walls trying to arm ourselves better Certainly no knack of arm ourselves better arm ourselves better There we go Certainly no lack of materials to use Well, see who's been making more crossbows, but it's pretty slow going Too bad our kid doesn't sell guns Stop banging on things. I Don't know who you are. I mean, I can't really complain. I yell all the time in my apartment, but Nah, we could all use a 420 J. Hey, you were everything is the same a furniture in 3008 is made of 420 J. Oh my god, they would be so chill They would be so chill all the time Except the staff they don't have mouths or noses so they can't get with it. Cool. Let's keep it runnin What was the last thing I said? Too bad IKEA doesn't sell guns No new personnel have entered scp 3008 at site boop in the time span crud Try that again note damn chair Note no new personnel have entered scp 3008 at site boop in the time span indicated in this entry The attacks are getting bad now almost every night and with so many staff the bodies are almost Crud god guys. I just looked at the time on my audacity and we have recorded 22 minutes of material Wow, this is crazy It's gonna be long It's gonna be so long almost every night and with so many staff that the bodies almost pile high enough for others to climb the walls. I Think we're in real trouble here exchanges I think exchange is done We get hit pretty bad last night Not many casualties, but the wall is wrecked We finally figured out why the attacks have been escalating to Box of supplies had a chunk of one of the staff in there No idea how it happened, but apparently a piece of one will draw them as well as a full body Too late now in any case. There's too many bodies for us to haul away and still have time to fix the wall before night Candice is called a meeting. I suspect there will be talk of abandoning exchange. Maybe try to get shelter at checkouts or something It's already getting late though. I don't think we'll have time to make it Maybe some of this will Damn it. I'm in the last. I'm in the last. I don't think we'll have time to make it. Maybe some of us will I was fine for that first week out in the dark after all but then How often can I keep getting lucky? I'm only writing this for a sense of closure. I guess for me or for anyone who finds us If this is the final entry here, I hope whoever's reading this is doing so from outside this place My biggest fear If I do die tonight I'll just wake up here again in the morning Note, this is the last entry. It is assumed that while attempting to reach the checkout settlement He was separated from the rest of his group by a pursuing pursuing by pursuing This is the last entry It is assumed that while attempting to reach the checkout settlement He was separated from the rest of his group by pursuing scp 3008-2 instance and happened upon the exit. Oh my god. We did it. It's over. That's it That is scp 3008 it is 23.34 or 23 minutes and 34 seconds according to what I have right now and I'm gonna streamline it for when we do it So we'll lose 30 seconds for meditation And we'll lose a little bit. We'll gain a little bit for like dramatic pauses and gaps. Oh My god, I'm gonna breathe right now. That was something. How long we've been at this? We are 9 minutes from 2 hours. Oh And by the way, Keter. Okay, we're talking about Keter now I did a video on this K-e-t-e-r is a Hebrew word and in Hebrew they pronounce it Keter Or Keter Keter It's got the cast sound in the beginning and then the tear is kind of like terraform It's like Keter Whereas a lot of I think most people say Keter like turn a Keter like meter Keter And then when I say it I say Keter Because I'm saying it in the middle of the two Because I'm not I don't have like a Hebrew accent to say Keter with like a tongue roll but Keter is what I say and then a lot of people say Keter Some people say Keter like better and then Keter is what it is Keter I always put too much emphasis on it because I'm trying to like American accent explain it like Keter dramatic Keter But it should be like Keter. I Think it's like Keter. I think it's what it is Merica, that's how you say it on a Merica Sure, do I know every every single object class? No, there's a lot of like single and weird ones Inhabited not spherical made it for the last minutes of the stream. What up dude? Welcome We just did three thousand and eight. So uh, I Figure we can hang out for seven more minutes Before I make it an even two hours. Do you guys anything to chill you guys want to do? What's up question and answer Q&A? This has been like we have 24 likes and 16 viewers has been like the biggest stream ever so Object class kill it. Just fucking kill it. I think that's the uh, that's the That's the bug right and then that's also the sun catapult an outtake video or something that would be I basically go through the uh Livestreams that do like a fail video a fail compilation I don't do video editing and that's the thing is like I can do edit for sound but The I don't often do video editing. I did it video editing for I did TV production in high school So like with a big knobby thing I did like that kind of TV production like editing on a videotape video cassettes But I've never like sat down and done like video editing for like Windows media player or anything I'm talking about witness says there's something in my DMs on Discord so I'm gonna check she's slide in the DMs After 2008 we should probably read Item number SCP-4016 object class Ketter special container procedures SCP-4016 has been kept in a fireproof casing and heavy containment zone with active sprinkler systems Description SCP-4016 in the amulet located site 19 when someone picks up SCP-4016 They will pain and lose the 10th of their blood SCP-4016 will also explode if someone hit it or shoots it What just happened? What? What is what why? I'm so confused Also, I just got a very bad connection notice on the stream I don't know what happened, but apparently my Wi-Fi has gone to heck in a handbasin Go back down to the chat Has a stream bump That was the best skip I've ever read for show for show Okay, it's gone away. We're back to normal now Maybe maybe out if you guys are seeing it. I'm still here Yeah, that my stream went bad that happened and so So oh no, we're gone again, and we're back again, and we're gone again, and we're back again Why very bad connection? Where did this come from? We were fine all night long all night all night all night long Okay, so because the stream seems to be dying. I think we're gonna cut this short so with the finale Go look at all the videos Go do like the patreon in the Discord and the like and share and subscribe and the merchandise and the things support your favorite scp youtubers so we can make bigger and better things and Net neutrality good adjit pi bad airplanes suck dogs are awesome, but I don't like it when they bark, but they're still awesome Dusty wants to know if a polygons should be a class So rarely like God so rarely like it needs such a justification. I don't like it as a regular class 2317. I think it was funny and I liked it in 309 because of what it did but not all the time So yeah support your youtubers support my youtubers will make all the things. Thank you guys for coming to the stream I'll see you next time. See you in the discord chat. See you next time foundation staff Poke you in the face to turn off the phone. Don't drop my phone. Oh god. Everything's fine. Nothing's ruined