 Do you want to be up here, too? I have to get this sensitive one. Is it an original idea? No, but is it the video that we all want to see? Yes! Karmic move! Every year for Halloween, I feel like I spend way more time or money on my outfit than I do on my dogs. And everyone always tweets at me, they're like, what are the dogs mean for Halloween? And it's always like an afterthought. So this year, I wanted to make sure that it was a forethought, that they got their costumes before I did. Mabo, would you like to join us? Cool shirt, wow. So I went out and I bought a bunch of different costumes for the dogs, and we're just gonna have a little fashion show because this is what I want to do with my time. My eyebrows, by the way, are so very bleached. I just penciled them in because I tried to do a bleached brow look like this and I looked terrifying. All right, I think that we're gonna do this dog by dog and we're gonna start with a little Goyelle here. All right, peachy. So the first costume that I got you was this beautiful Princess Leia. Now the sizing of these are a little weird because they're just like extra small, medium, large, which for dogs is like, it can mean anything. This is a Star Wars costume, obviously, but I did not realize how much of a fucking monopoly Star Wars had on dog costumes. Like every costume is a Star Wars costume. They're raking it in over there. It's not like George Lucas doesn't have a bajillion fucking dollars anyways. Are you except? She's eating it. Okay, you have to go on the ground, okay? I'm very sorry. Let go of me. All right, let's get your wig, honey. Don't worry, peach. Here's look number one. Wow, Ms. Witch. That's what she's standing there. Okay, that's a fucking A plus costume. But how, can she walk around? Peachy girl, come here. Can you do stuff in that or are you just? Stand next to her because I nearly think I'm a mother, daughter, portrait. Oh my God. I like love this wig. This one is so good. Wow. She looks like a painting. Is that her foot? Yeah. He looks so pretty. Oh, I've had it with this wig. Okay. Peachy girl, come on. Okay. Peachy girl, come here. Come here. Oh, you look like she's gone. This costume looks incredible. Like it's amazing for a picture, but wearability is fucking right near zero. Now you're gonna be a little bat dog. Oh, these are wings. Oh, cute. Hey, peach. I wonder if she tried to chew it. It's like nasty. It's like something she's been chewing on for months. It's like feathers, but hair. That's not shaped for an eggy head, huh? There she is. All right, sit, honey. Wow, what a good girl. Why is that so fucking cute? Peach, she's having a lot of fun too. Yeah, she really looks like she's thoroughly enjoying herself. It's like so adorable, but I don't think she can move. Come on, can you move in it? Wow, can you sit? Excuse you. All right, so she can move in it. She just doesn't want to. Does that make your head itchy? Yeah, my head is itchy. Get out. Peach was already married to Kermit in a previous video, and I did make her wedding gown. But this is the pre-made bride costume with hands. Do you want to relive your wedding? Oh my God. Wow. Why didn't it come with a veil or anything to dress up her beautiful face with? Good girl. Her feet keep getting so, oh. Wow. Oh my God. So beautiful. No one invited you. No one invited you. That's what she's saying now. Kermit. It's like a level five Kermit. Like a level five wearable. Like she can move her legs. She can walk around in it. She's not like comfortable in it. It's very cute, but it's still not my favorite. Just felt girl, honey. Nice and tight on your breastuses. All right, peach. What do you think? She's a peach-za. Peach-za. Do you like it? It just looks like a pizza on her back. I thought it was gonna be a little bit cuter than it is. Yeah, this is kind of a lazy costume. Right? It should just be like a piece of pizza from her face down. Yeah. Yeah, this is kind of weak. I'm kind of disappointed. So this last one, again, Star Wars. This claims to be one size, but we had to try it because, I mean, look at it. What the fuck? You're gonna have a little guy riding you. What the fuck is going on? One size my ass. They're like, the reins need to be shorter. Your reins were so long. What are you doing, Doc? What is that knot? Who are you fighting? Jacob's letter, bitch. I think that's as good as we're gonna get it. Peach-za, come here. Wow, it's awful. Giddy up, Peach. Come on. Oh, so realistic. She's walking sideways. I guess just vote in the comments what you think Peach should be for Halloween. I'm gonna have to go with the first Princess Leia. But I also really liked the bat dog. It was really cute. Yeah, bat dog was cute. Pretty cute. All right, Peach, you girl. All right, Peach, fuck off. You're all done. He's the only dog that we have that actually appreciates a shirt. We'll be judging them on fit, comfort, and cuteness. Because if it's not comfortable, we don't want you to wear it. This one's a football player. All right, now your legs are gonna fit in here, honey. Here comes your helmet. All right, bud. Your ears definitely don't fit in those ear holes. How do you feel? What's he doing? Literally nothing. Wow, show us your tail. Bubble. Why is he not even standing up? Marble, did you forget how to stand up? Marble. Bubble, bud. Marble. Marble, bud. Hey, hey. Oh my God. Hey, hey. Did you just try to like end it? Kermit, get out. Marble, listen to my voice, okay? Do you want to take the hat off and just try the outfit? What? Is that better? Is that better or worse? Still not feeling it? Kermit, move. Go, no, it's not up there. Not a choice, not a choice, go. Kermit. So the next one I found you is a bear. This goes around here. Hello. You're just like, how is this an extra small? What's with these sizes? You look awfully cute, but it's too big for you. It just looks like a really sad, depressed bear. What do you think, bud? Not your favorite? At least this one's like soft. Oh, here he goes. He's laying down. Marble, Marble. Kermit, what do you have in your mouth? Kermit, you're so extra. I love you so much, but you test me every day, boy. Kermit, what's in your mouth? What is it? It's like that meme, what do you have in your mouth? Choose furiously. He swallowed it. Go. He swallowed it. There you go. Why are you still with us? This one's just like a shirt. It looks like it might be a little big on you, but at least it'll be comfortable, honey. Who made this? What dog is shaped like that? These long arms. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Generation. How's it look? Okay, Spock's hair is not this long. Do you like the wig, Marble? Do you want to stand up or? He can't. His sleeves are too long. Marble, Marble. Stay with us, Marble. Marble. Marble. Marble. Just like be quiet for a second. I just want to see if he really goes to sleep. This is like why he likes t-shirts. You put it on him and he just gets really relaxed, you know, but I think this is too relaxed. This is like a dangerous level of relaxed. Want to try your last one? Oh, I want to sit on this mat. It's a dinosaur. Oh, this is never going to fit him. This looks like a lot for you, huh? Okay, it's okay. It's like bigger than his whole head. What do you think? He's so fucking cute. What do you think? Marble, you've been working out, right? Oh, God. Marble. Marble. Marble, I'll stay with him. The re-costum makes him tired. Marble. He will back up. This looks like a costume. There's no dog. Fairies. He's melted into the pub. This is an incredibly threatening dinosaur. It's a rare breed. That looks really cute. Oh, my God. He's like, leaving. Marble. He's leaving. Marble, honey. You don't hate it. You just, you want to sleep in it. You're such a good boy, honey. Say, maybe this is good for a dog with a little more energy, right, Marble? All right, Kermit, it's finally your turn. This was the other version of what Marbles just had on. It's just a Triceratops head. It's a Triceratops. Triceratops. In his eye. Poor thing. Yeah, it needs more dinosaur, huh? Yeah, it is kind of just like a lazy costume. But I do like the idea of having a Triceratops. Triceratops. Triceratops. Again, a Star Wars costume again is all they have. Okay, this is not gonna fit. You just get a bunch of head costumes, I guess. You are the middle child after all, so. I don't know. That's awfully cute. You look like a pretty cute Ewok, honey. Okay, so far, honestly, just this headpiece is like the most functional costume that we've gotten. Like, he can wear that and not freak out the whole time. You wanna be an Ewok for Halloween? Oh, Ewok! Do you remember the time that Mommy dressed you up like Harry Potter? This is a little like that, but it comes with its own glasses, so I don't have to make you any. Now, do your glasses first. These are really cute. I mean, this is a lot to ask of you, bud, but you're doing amazing, sweetie. Wow, there he is, the most beautiful guy there ever was. Kerm, how do you feel? Do you feel handsome? Do you feel beautiful? Can you move in it? Good boy. This one's fantastic. Kermit, you look great. You've never looked better. Kermit, Kermit. He is like the most patient dog with my bullshit that there is. Like, I put up with him and he puts up with me. Like, he knows the deal. This is like 10 out of 10, but like the fact that he endures this at all, he's a real good boy. He's a 10 out of 10 good boy. Wait, can we take a picture together? How do we look? I love you, honey. This, I feel like, is the perfect outfit for Kermit because he's actually high-key very creepy. This is for when you follow me into the bathroom and try and smell my underwear. It's not really exciting, but it's fitting because that's a creepy outfit. I mean, it's cute. He's reached his final form. This one is sushi. This is supposed to go like this. Like a bandana on it? Yeah. Kermit! Wow, that's pretty handsome, bud. That's what a sushi chef wears. But he is the sushi. What are you? Are you a sushi guy? Is it your favorite or no? Do you want to be Waldo? You kind of want to be Waldo, don't you? No. It's pretty comfortable for him because it's just a band in the neck piece. Now, even though that was the last costume, I did get them all matching costumes in the style that I think is most comfortable for them. All right, guys. What do you think? Marble, how are you feeling, bud? Iggy's, you guys are looking great. You're looking adorable. All right, let's see. Did they glow in the dark? I think they do. Barely. Wow. They look so cute, though, and way more comfortable, right? Yeah, these are like onesies. They like this style of costume. They like this. You like your costume, bud? Wow, you guys are very scary skeletons for Halloween. So spooky. 10 out of 10 scary, scary costumes, guys. I know you guys think that I like to torture my dogs, but I really don't that much. I like them to be comfortable for Halloween. Let me know what your guys' favorite costume was. I think mine was probably Kermit's Waldo costume. And Peach's layout. It's pretty great. That wig is pretty great. I'm excited for Halloween. I'm excited to make my costume now that I've figured out the most important part. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out a teaser Wednesday slash Thursday, and yeah, I know this wasn't too exciting, but you know what? It's got a lot of what I wanted to do, and I kind of did it, so let's look at it. They're scary. They like don't move at all. You guys want to give us one good Halloween howl?