 That probably piqued the entire mic welcome to I am fish a game by bossa studios bossa bossa I don't know same people that made I am bread have made another game I am fish so I'm assuming that it's the same Kind of thing. I'd I don't know will it be as frustrating as I am bread Who knows will it be as hard to control as I am bread who knows hold Control tail turnpitch fish What Do I do anything oh Okay Okay, I see now guys. I get it. I get it. I get it. Look at us go look at us a little swimmer You know fish this is what it is. Do I need to make sure that I don't get eaten by a big big boy I see the big big boys right over there. There's one coming towards me right now, and I don't like I don't like it. Let me tell you Is this am I at the light have I made it to the lot? Wow It's finding Nemo exactly finding Nemo Wow guys Look at this shit That's so sad am I dead am I dead am I going to die here? Oh No, literally That was the same music from a Surgeon sim I think yeah, let's go this way We got to make sure that we stay in the ball In the tank because if we don't then we're gonna then we're finna die No, no, no, no, no, no not that way not that way not that way we have to stay Over here Right over here. Where do we go? Is this a fish checkpoint? I love fish checkpoints Okay, this way fish this way mr. Fishy there we go. Would you look at that? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, not off the edge if you go that way you will die Do you have another wish fish death wish for fish my brand new My god, you're scaring me. You're scaring me fishy. You gotta make the right decisions in life I'm gonna join you in the scared straight program or we're gonna take you and we're gonna put you on Land for just a second and then you'll know how it feels to be on the brink of death Okay, we're okay. We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. We're on the floor. We can't fall off of anything now We're fine. We hit a cushion. It's all good, but is my tank a little bit smashed There's a little bit of damage, so we need to be careful this way don't bump into anything too hard Okay fish can I get my can I get my food? Can I go to a guy and say hey look my tank is a little Busted right now. I need somebody to control. I need somebody to fix my broken tank this way fish You idiot you idiot you idiot god the water. I wish the water was just all In a better place. Oh Fuck this isn't good. This isn't good. This is not good. Oh my god We're so high up. We're so high up. Okay. Okay fish fish fish fish fish my wish. Okay. We've got to a checkpoint Where do we go? Where do we go? Do I need to get back to the ocean is that my plan Sydney wallaby way Sydney Retry do I have to go all the way back? I go to the checkpoint, right? Good. God. Thank you I don't want you to go this way. You don't fish. God your brain is so small your brain is puny fish I swear to God fish. Okay. Okay this way not that way Dump you're gonna fall off you deserve to die You deserve it this way. Yeah, just a little bit at a time Just a little bit Just a little goes a long way All right, is this where we want to be Okay, now calm down a little bit. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. You're walking on thin ice Okay, okay So there should be a little cushion right here. I think I saw a little bit of a cushion right over here Come on fish. Come on for once. Do me a favor I'm really not doing myself a favor swearing so much Everything will get demonetized and my channel will be dead Deader than it already is this fish could have a million views, but no I choose to make What's a what's a thing we could censor the fish with? Huh huh The voice of Ellen DeGeneres as Dory How about new listen guys? We'll know if this works. You'll you'll notice it at the beginning of this video Oh, what's that Ethan's video is censored and this fish video has a million views What the fuck dude and that will prove science will prove it That YouTube no longer likes to swore Oh This fish is doing okay this fish video will get a million views And if I put it in the title it will become a reality It always does those dumb-ass fortnight videos that are like this fortnight video will have three million views Oh How do we get Ellen DeGeneres on the show is that what I'm calling this now a show this is just a distraction From everyday life. That's all it is. It's not a show. I don't know how to control this SOB Don't even need to censor that we'll just use I want to say algorithms That's not the word abbreviations. Oh my god I'm so dumb. Oh, we're supposed to go over here. Okay. Okay. I think this might be fine. Oh My god. Oh my god Careful boy, when will I reach my home? That is the water. That is what I need to do right get back to the ocean It's just like finding Nemo. Nope. Nope. This is hard It's hard for me. It's hard for you. It's a patience game guys Need to learn how to be patient something. I'm not good at actually, you know other than video games I'm a pretty patient pretty patient person. I put I put up a lot with a life a few inches later God damn it dude. I F***ing hate everything God. This game is making me having to have a it's gonna it's Who am I okay, let's try it for 12th time. Oh Oh Come on little guy. We're almost there. We're almost back to the ocean breeze. Oh Oh, oh don't hit the edge. Oh Nice. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like Frogger. Oh my god. They're not gonna stop for a car There are fish in the road Damn it fish. You almost made it. They're really tossing me around aren't they not so bad fish boy Not so bad off into the sea we go. This is my chance This is victory town Thank you so much. It's been great doing business with you fish Why do you hate me? Here's what you should have got but you're still in the bowl I needed to smash the ball how the fuck was I supposed to smash the ball hold on retry How the hell am I supposed to smash the bowl? Well, listen here guys if I smash the ball There's no way this dumb-ass fish is gonna survive a fall like that the impact alone is going to kill the boy No, don't go off. Nope. Okay. I need to I need to I need to go to the side a little bit and smash against the rock Oh, dude, that was almost a clutch win though. Come on break it break it Yeah, I'm in the sea you did it. I'll be looking for freedom. We've done it. We've done it Well What did we learn today? We learned that Random sound effects. I found on my computer and change the world one Little step at a time one little bleep Ellen. Thank you so much for a million views on this video I appreciate it. You've been nothing but great to me. Thank you for watching Hope you enjoyed I How can I look like a fish? Appreciate it appreciate you appreciate your time. Don't forget soft boy merch. It's out now. If you want to look like a sweet fish Boy merch don't know crank a place calm. Whoop. There it is. There's the link. Oh, thank you See you next time when I am a different Fish why are all the my algeas trash?