 Face masks are an essential tool in the fight against coronavirus but for them to work it does require for members of the public, political leaders and indeed pop stars not to be idiots. So we'll have all seen people wear face masks wrong when they're in public. I was on the tube the other day someone was wearing the face masks correctly they take it off to have a very loud phone conversation which is completely you know it would be better actually to not wear it when you're speaking and to put it on when you are speaking because it's when you expel all that air that people catch it not clever. It's also not good if you wear it on your chin Stanley Johnson Boris Johnson's father was pictured on a train station doing just that this morning but what's very important is that your mask is not full of holes. This is what Lana Del Rey wore this weekend so she sported a mesh face mask at her meet and greet with fans to promote her new poetry book so you can see her there. Now I'm not an epidemiologist but that mesh face mask does not look like it's going to be catching many germs in it because it's mainly made of huge holes. We might also have a video lined up of her speaking there. You thought I was rich and I am but not how you think. I live in a tutor house under the freeway and Marvista by the beach and when you call I take my phone outside to the picnic table that I bought from the Rose Bowl. I listen to the rushing cars above and think about the last time you visited me and the last time we made love how the noise got louder and louder during rush hour until it sounded like this. Now I mean she looks great. It looks amazing. I love the face mask. It looks 10 times better than any face mask I've worn during this pandemic. But what understanding of viruses would you need to have to think that you know because viruses can't see your face. It's not that hiding your mouth protects you and I mean she must think that the virus globules are like the size of tennis balls that to work. I mean we don't know if she's wearing some kind of transparent filter underneath because you can't get these clear plastic ones. Do we actually not know that? Could that be the case? Yeah we don't know that. We don't know that. So I'm just saying that there might be a way out for Lana. If she was then I was her manager I would tell her to comment publicly on the fact that there was a... Yeah look what the hell are you doing? Exactly. But the thing is... Tell everyone about the Seafroo spit catcher that was underneath your shit mesh mask. I mean I kind of think that like with Lana Delrin that the reason why there's this kind of inherent comedy to this whole thing I mean it's so reckless. It's so irresponsible and it's so stupid. But there is this kind of serene quality to her face. She's almost like you know the figure of the holy fool who's kind of you know erratic but untouched by the chaos of the world around them. So just like spraying corona droplets left right in center but with this kind of daisy hazy soporific you know tranquil calm and serenity that I kind of just think oh you know I'm not even mad at you know the decline of the American empire anymore. You do you. We've also got images posted by Pop Crave on their Twitter account of fans at the event having hugs with her. So yeah they are not being protected. I mean the other thing here that's kind of you know bad is that we do know that wearing a face mask is not really for you. It's for other people. So if Lana Del Rey was putting herself at risk here you'd be like okay fine you know she's putting herself at risk for fashion. I rate that but she's putting other people at risk for fashion. That's the real problem here right. That's why you know we're burning our Lana Del Rey CDs here at Navarra Media. I'd let Cardi B give me coronavirus. I'd let Lana Del Rey give me to coronavirus but I don't think the people who attended that signing signed up for that.