 Sheriff please Cornwood's back. This rust service. We're about to go live. We're about to get on the island here This is this is the new island right here. Oh shit. I'm in I don't see it. I'm in wait They don't want me. Oh my holy. Oh god damn cow. Just took out everyone's in the new one, but me How do we get to the sheriff's department? Are we out? Are we still the L8 PD? It's labeled to an L 15 Oh nice. Oh police station. Oh Man, I wish we were still in L8 because L8 PD. He was a pretty good name a frick. We need a new name for our police station Howdy The hell are you telling me to stop for and what the hell is that in your hand? Is that crack rock? Is that crack rock in your hands? You are exactly who I was looking for What do you need? No, no, listen listen listen listen. I need I need a permit to build a strip club a permit to Build a strip club. Well, give me one moment. I gotta get I gotta get back to the station I'm gonna transfer here on this island. So I got to get back to the station I used to be with the L8 PD over on the last island or yonder Yes, I know you killed me and you shot my family and killed me right in front of my house Yeah, that was good. Well, you shouldn't have been breaking the law J walking. Hell. No, not in these streets Anyway, I'm a fence officer. Yeah, one is all you need. That's what I always say. Hey, is this your farm? Hey, hey stop right there. Yes, sir. This is your farm Yeah Officer Eugene, how are you? How's it going? Oh That's right. That's what I need. That's the sheriff needs. I need a horse That's right. That's what I like to hear okay now When you when you come back, sir, if you got some boots on I would I would love to polish him with my tongue give you a leather Well, that's what I like to hear you will with my tongue. That is absolutely what I like to hear. Thank you, brother That's right, that's right. So thank you for the horse. We got a few orders of business We got to get taken care of first things first is uh-huh We gotta we gotta find out the new name of this police this police department you ain't got no authorization to be here And she's just Mary and Joseph. I gotta go check this out What the hell's going on in here? What the hell's going on in here? Shit excuse me is there you got you got a problem Food What the hell are you doing in here in the police office police department asking for food? Why the hell would I be kind to you? What did what did you do for me here? How about this? How about this I'm gonna give you a pumpkin You shove it in your damn mouth and you get the hell out of here Now get the hell out of here Don't you say a damn word? We need to establish some laws and rules for this year Island in the meantime I think it's best that we get ready by going out and Gathering some materials and make sure that we can fend for our own Do we have any idea where officer Eugene is at officer Eugene is probably acquiring materials and he think that's exactly what he thinks I'm doing right now, but I'm here fucking around Well, let's so let's go let's go as a squad. I think it's a family. Come on guys Yeah, we can't be the LAPD That's caribou that's caribou that's free meat Shorter than I'm normally She and I thought caribou was like a melon We gotta surround him get him surrounding. I'll take I'll take I'll take. Oh my No Boys down. Oh I'm here to the hell are we gonna grab this thing? All right. Keep on running me. Hey, where the hell's it going? I didn't go repair. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I almost got him We got We gotta crack him open with the rock now. We got it Have you all seen my my pet pig? Yeah, we just found him right listen. We just Know we just found him right here just like this sir Sir does this pig belong to you Sir sir No, we just came up here ourselves Did you Do you have a permit to have this You trained him for what do you have a permit for the Yeah, that's true. This is a caribou. It ain't it ain't a pig. Yeah, this ain't your pet a Caribou, it's got a snout Yep, it does he was trained to snuggle with with Down-trodden children and now his head is as flat as a pancake That's just how it is Listen, you can't be making you can't be making aggressive movements Put that rock down put that rock down Sir sir you're gonna have to put down the crack rock sir you're gonna have to put down the crack rock Oh What the hell? Oh, hey, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. We found your pig. Oh shit Help me PDL 15 division will not hesitate to use all forms of Necessary force in order to enforce the law of this here island be warned Look ma'am. You're gonna follow me. Okay. Look left foot right foot left foot right foot and ain't hard, okay Now look up now. Hey, don't Now hey, listen. Hey, okay. Keep your eyes on the ladder. You don't need to look up there now Okay, you don't need to be looking up my shorts. Okay. Now keep your eyes on the ladder. All right now When you see this you got all the way to the top up here You just turn around you just you just did jump right off. Okay. You should be fine Shit I'm coming down ma'am I'm coming down I'm coming down. Don't worry. Hold up. I got you All right, let's let's try this one more time. Okay. So again, follow me ma'am. Look left foot right foot left foot left foot Okay, don't listen. Don't hey, quit your crime. Jesus Christ. Okay. Come on. Let's try this one more time You get all the way up top right here turn right and then you just hop on off. Okay? Ready three two one hip Now you try You can turn just turn turn right and then just you're going up on off. You'll be good There it is. Good job. Absolutely Sometime to say thank you. Of course. That's it Okay. Well, I do have a wife. So don't say thank you too friendly. Also, how do we get authorization to build here? I ain't got no authorization Oh I got you, I got you, but I got you Okay, good. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna watch You're gonna watch your sit there. I know Oh, there we go authorize authorization complete Oh, hey, you took we are horsing around where we're working. I thought a box and I'm looking Mr. Toast I have your equipment for you getting come back here. Yeah, we found a we had a report of some unauthorized Equipment being left in a in a box out in the open. We thought that maybe it was It may have been a danger of threat So we wanted to go ahead and take care of it. We confiscated it. So Glad you came back to claim it, sir Yeah, you never know, you know, people people leave stuff out all the time and it's just simple misunderstanding Well, thanks, sir. Oh, this is some fine corn. Thank you, sir. Let me let you in right here Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We are now right here in this box should be all your equipment, sir. Okay The hell's going on The hell's wrong with the women on the silent Hey, hold on. Who the hell is this? Sir sir, sir, you're gonna have to put that machete down. This is sir. I'm gonna ask you to put the machete down Machete, there is no machete. I think you're what's called. This is a brisknife for performing brisks So I'm gonna ask you to put the knife down. So I'm gonna ask you to put the knife down See what the hell Father Cedar, I thought you told me I thought you said you don't do anything with the foreskin You just heard what he said Listen, I tell you what we've been working on this church here all day and he has not slept You cannot listen to the words that are coming out of his mouth because sometimes when he ain't slept He has the sounds of a sinner, but he doesn't have the soul of a sinner You do not listen to him for I am the medium that of quits. God passes through when you on the edge. Oh, hell All right. Pull your dicks out. Let's cut those Sir, there will no be there'll be no one moving. There will be no moving of no foreskin. Okay Put no put the knife away God does not want you to have a turtleneck on your penis. No, listen, hold on Hold on. Listen I'm gonna ask hey, put the gun put the knife away put the knife away Would you prefer I perform it with this blunt rock? No, there's no And some listen, I haven't done this for a long time But I'll burn your foreskin off. Just put it near the flame Listen, listen, listen, son, you're not gonna touch my penis Listen, listen, you ain't gonna touch my penis. Okay. I'll daddy will daddy will wait. What the hell? No Fine. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go cook my pork meat It better report me not no dick meat, sir I'll tell you what I'm gonna have to ask y'all to stay away from me and my husband out here as we work on this Here church wait, that's your husband That's that's my husband. I thought I don't like the way you talking to him Well, you know how he did it. He cut off my foreskin with his own two front teeth. That's love Hold on one thing. Y'all I'm gonna be honest real quick. Listen. That ain't no love. Listen. Listen. Listen. I understand love all that stuff But well, here's my concern y'all look identical to each other. Are you guys related? Y'all look identical too. Y'all twins I hear that someone might be interested in the old molar circumcision special No, listen, there ain't no listen. I'll bite those four. No. No Listen son. I'm gonna ask you Son, please son step away from my penis Step away from a penis son. Listen. We don't need nobody either removing removing foreskin Adding foreskin burning foreskin chewing foreskin ain't nothing happening. Nobody's going to hell right here. Anyway, y'all got to keep the noise down Hank pecker over there. Whatever the hell his name is Hank pecker is asking us to to come over here and check this out and to be quite honest with you I can kind of see why he's a little concerned I'm gonna ask you a quick question We might be able to keep it down on the circumstances in which you stop sending your wife out here And she keeps milking my cock caviar out from my fucking pee pee Wait, what the hell are you talking about shelly? Okay, listen, so I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to stop talking about shelly cornwood And I won't have it no more Listen, I'm gonna have to ask you to not talk about my wife. Shelly She makes an amazing potato salad and you mind your fucking yes. She did wait. How the hell do you know my wife loves making potato salad? Hey, hey, hey, sir Sir step back sir sir put the stick down Sir put the stick down Sir sir sir, I'm sir sir. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to ask you all to hey step back I'm gonna hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm gonna have to ask you to step back I'm running come back. Get back. Get back now. Get back now Get back. I will shoot. I will shoot. I will you take one step forward and I will shoot cock caviar You take one more step forward. I will not hesitate to shoot Wait, that is illegal crack rock you're holding in your hands, sir Put away the crack rocks, sir Sir, let's get out of here. You did go to the PD. Someone is uh trying to file a report Holy fucking shit. We should check in with Hank and tell him everything I'm freaking out, man. I'm so fucking scared I don't know what the hell just happened, but we can't come back here unarmed. That was dangerous Sounds good Wait, what the hell? Officer Eugene, what the hell are you doing here? So, so I'm gonna have to ask you to put the guitar away. You just committed a DMCA violation section 19 Uh paragraph c put your hands behind your back, sir. Right in here. Yeah, right in here No, that was a that was a DMCA violation, sir. Our bots caught it right now Oh, absolutely. What can I do for you? Oh, we can't go in. Uh, we can't go in for the next couple of days Oh, are we sure? How do we open the damn door? I don't even know how to open the door Check discord the feds locked us out for the next couple days Get to the left side the weird cat with a guitar with ma'am. This is not that difficult. Here. Let me show you You open it. See Just like that. Now you try No, we're gonna have to ask you to stop being violent ma'am Ma'am the trumpet ain't gonna work Okay, ma'am, we're gonna have to ask you to put the trumpet away put the trumpet away I'm gonna have to ask you to put the We are we are in place right we're gonna have to ask you to put the trumpet away We're gonna have to ask you to put Ma'am you ma'am you are committing a DMCA violation as we speak. Okay. This is punishable by death No, you don't No, listen you gotta stop listen Ma'am one more note you blow one more note and I'm gonna blow your head off. Okay. Oh, then I'll tell you What the hell did I tell you? I told her Here What the hell did I tell you What the hell did I tell you? I am the police Shut it down. This is a DMCA violation. Everybody put your hands every against the wall. We got a DMCA violation right now Okay If any more music is being played on these premises, it is punishable by death. I'm telling you right now Music shall not be played in this premises. Yes. That's right. This is a DMCA situation. Am I being detained? Yes, you are right now. You're being detained How dare you share your passion for music with thousands of other people every day It's that's uh completely against the law and if you do hold on Put the weapon down Sir and horse I unloaded eight rounds and do it skull and nothing happened. Oh shit I'm trying to find my gun. See if you put my gun on the ground here if I find it. Can I keep it? Uh, no, that is a police-issued gun as a police. No, that's my gun You're gonna put my gun down in two seconds. You couldn't find it in five minutes I don't think you deserve to be a police officer Oh Wait, who has the gun over here? Oh captain moldy. You got my gun captain moldy's got it. We can get the hell out of here All right, great. You're the fucking you're what an officer you are You're like an undercover. You're just coming in and out. Save the day. All right. Great job Great job guys