 I have successfully built the most toxic Madden 23 lineup possible. Now if you've ever played online Madden, you know there's about a million ways to be toxic. But today's video will not involve a single toxic or cheese play. It's all based on the team. Now right now there's a house rules which is called one and done. Similar to all the women I've had sex with. So it's 20 yards to get a first down and you can only use each play one time. But there's one small catch. X factors are always activated in this game mode. And in Madden 23 there is an ability known as Avalanche. Downhill hitsticks force fumbles every single time. Now normally in a head-to-head game it's crazy hard to activate Avalanche. To activate it you need to get five hitsticks with the same player. In most games that's not very realistic. But in this game mode it's always activated. So I've got Avalanche on Justin Simmons, Micah Parsons and Derwin James. Anytime one of those three gets a hitstick it's a fumble. But that's not all on offense. We have maybe the most toxic player in all of Madden 23 thus far. Donald Parham is a six foot eight, 240 pound, 85 speed tight end. He already mosses just about every single corner in this game. You can also give him the ability Double Me. Double Me virtually guarantees that you will win every single aggressive catch versus single coverage. So my opponent's only option is to Double Team Parham every time and then pray that he doesn't catch it. He also has Deep Out Elite which improves his catching on deep passes outside the numbers. We basically have built the ultimate Hail Mary player. And if you're worried about getting the ball to him I gave Patrick Mahomes a run and gun. This is a perfect pass while on the run. There's lots of toxic ways you can do this though. You could go run and gun. You could also go bazooka and throw it even further downfield. You could even go escape artist which is crazy broken. I personally like run and gun so I can get out of the pocket and throw laser beams. And lastly just in case somehow Donald Parham is struggling we've got Jonathan Taylor with Freight Train. Freight Train virtually guarantees you will break the first tackle that comes at you. After that Jonathan Taylor can do the rest. This was the most toxic team I could come up with. And normally it wouldn't matter but this House Rules is related to the Headliners Field Pass. And the Headliners Field Pass has really good rewards. So for the first time in Madden I feel very incentivized to play House Rules and get wins. Also want to give a huge thank you to Dr. Squatch for continuing to sponsor my videos. You've definitely heard me talk about Dr. Squatch before but if you haven't Dr. Squatch makes natural products that make you look and smell amazing. Their flagship product is the Bars of Soap and it's their main product for a reason. It's incredible. It comes in a massive array of scents. 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I promise you you're gonna want to try this out. And enjoy the rest of the video. He's got to double me as well. Oh wait a minute wait a minute. We can get it right here. Now keep in mind you have to get a hit stick. He's gonna throw right at me. What are you doing? You don't need anyone to fumble if you can just pick him off. Why is Jonathan Taylor not activated? Did I forget to activate Jonathan Taylor? Donald Parham that looks like single coverage to me. It's Lawrence Taylor on him and he's lost. That's 20 yards. I apologize gentlemen. I just realized something. I just realized it was pits. Go pits. That's why Jonathan Taylor wasn't activated. I was actually even more toxic. I have both Kyle Pitts and Donald Parham with double me. But now I feel bad for Jonathan Taylor. So I'm going to give him a little two point conversion here. Good. Never mind. I think the best idea for us is just let him throw. Let him make a throw wait and then hit stick him. So let's just let him find an open guy. Throw a check down. Dude, you're I'm not even proud. That was just so piss poor dude. If you don't complete a pass, I can't hit stick you for a phone. Just so we're clear. All right. Let's just blitz. Let's just leave the middle wide open. He'll make a throw. Come on. Throw your half back. Yes. Oh, smart man. Come on. Do it again. Damn. Derwin James just took it from Randy Moss. Wow. This is a this is a wash. Hey, Gigi got it up there. We're very toxic though. We can be more toxic. All right. I'm going to I'm going to try my I'm going to try my Jonathan Taylor strategy. I want to be able to hand it off if I have to. And I want him to be activated. Let's see what let's see what Parham looks like right here. That looks like single to me. He a crossers. Hopefully that safety floats to be an X. I might be a touchdown. That is a touchdown. Let's go. Right there. Right there. That's why he needs enforcer on his safe. I need an enforcer hit sticker. This will not be the most toxic tea. It won't count. All right. Let's let him catch over the middle. So I'm sure go to the half back. Go to the half back. Yes, sir. Oh no. I'm in his fucking mess. Oh my God. He doesn't work if I'm ass at the game. All right. Let's let him do that again. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. You trucked me. What? You know you want to do it one more time, bro. You know you want to do it one more time. Yes. No. Dude, I'm thinking too hard. Come on. Know how to let it again. Do it again. New York drew. Come on, bro. Am I ass? Am I ass? Am I ass? Am I just dog water ass at this game? Just to get lit up for a while. Listen, all it takes is one. Was that piss for tackling? Yes. But all it takes is one. All right. Let's go right back to Parham. He's feeling the full effect of the toxic squad right now. I'll tell you that. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Dude, he's in man covers. He's just got this little guy over there and he's just not built to cover this. Okay. Invaded one. That was actually a perfect accuracy pass, which is crazy. So if that was actually open, probably would have been a good throw. It totally wasn't open. That was stupid. What a lose. Come on. Right here, right here, right here. Oh, I keep missing. Oh, no. You're going to showboat? You're going to showboat? 86. Shouldn't have showboated. Shouldn't have done it. Why is Parham not in? Is he too tired? Dude, he's gassed. But there's Mike Evans. That's not a first down though. He's close, but it's not a first down to fourth and one. I think Darren Waller underneath will get this. There he is. There he is. Great catch. Oh, I almost missed that. Great throw to pits. Just barely getting around him there. Take it. 13 yards. Questionable defense there, my friend. Very questionable. Freddy broke the tackle. It's so good. Freight trade is so good. Fine. Shouldn't have showboated, sir. Final play. He even won up. You should have showboated. That's so fucked up. Imagine I was a game winner, dude. He's got Parham as well. It's no mystery how good he is. But wait, wait, wait. Pull off, pull off, pull off, pull off. And then get the hit. Does that not count as a downhill hit stick? I think that's what they're saying there, that that's not downhill. Yup. I think it's Sarin! Let's go! That was like instant karma. He had to have been so confused and now it's all starting to click, huh? Oh, linebacker Blitz 0. Very creative. I've never seen that before. Get up, big boys! God, this team is so broken. This is so fucked up. You have to gang tag. You literally need two linebackers to hit by running back. He's going for the field goal. Looks like he hit it. He did. 8-3. All right. Easy throw to Darren Waller. First down, and more. Two minute warning. Full momentum. We're in the driver's seat. I don't know what Parham's route is supposed to be here, but I'll just go Jonathan Taylor. Nice catch. I'm going Jonathan Taylor. Let's go. Get through him. Get through him. Ow! Fourth and seven. Big fourth down. Down on Parham over the middle, baby. Nope. Just got to throw that one more time. Come on! You're not going to hit. You're not going to stop him at the line. Down at the Taylor. Let him get there. Let him get there. Let him get there. Get up! Big ball he caught it too. This is barely out of bounds, tough. All right. We're hitting a play-action. He's not going to expect it. We're going to roll out. We have a perfect laser to X. Can he get there? He can. He can't, but I dropped it. I can't believe he didn't animate. I threw right at his user's face. I'll go with the field goal, actually. 11-3 is cool with me. No way. He just blocked it. He got the block kick animation. He just missed. He's just going to heave one to Kieshawn Johnson. Sorry, sir. Wait a minute. Don't you dare, Matt. I don't know what I was trying. GGs, GGs, another day, another dump. First in 20, playing a Millie Matt. Looks like a YouTuber, maybe. Well, welcome to YouTube.com, baby. Welcome to YouTube.com. Millie Matt. You think you'd know to go to Parham? He does not know to go to Parham. He's just leaving him. I'm going to go know how to one more time. Let's see if he does it one more time. No, he's going over there this time. He's had enough of that shit. But that means he leaves Jonathan Taylor. You know the vibes? He's got to send two linebackers or this goes through. That's one. Got to send two. Got to send two. First in 20. He's got Joe Scheiste, Booper, Bob. Let's let him throw open and just rock him. Yep. I think he's going to keep throwing that halfback. Yeah, I've just been an INT guy today. First in 25, he is in Prevent. I'm running the football. That was only three yards against Prevent. Okay. That works for me, third and eight. I could have had a first if I didn't do that. Oh, I had a first anyway. He's got it. This guy's got to get it together, dude. I'm throwing. I'm probably hitting next, dude. I think he's open. I lied. Just a deep, deep punt. Oh, Cooper cups open. No, he's not. Ooh, baited, baited. I'm so disrespectful. I was so disrespectful. Wait, what? Most toxic team. I sincerely hope you guys enjoyed. It was a blast to make and I'll see you in the next video. Peace.