 the dude I'm playing right now is actual like y'all have I'm watching him play the computer right now actual dog like the dude I'm playing right now is actual like I don't even play I want to go to bed I'm watching this guy play by computer defense. He is actual like dog. What is up right now dog? I don't think I get lurked. I really don't think I get lurked on the money spent like that's like to lurk me with that team is like super crabby. I don't think people do that. I really don't think people would do that. Yeah but like I just don't make it's like that's what I'm saying like I don't understand how like bro I played for three like I understand getting a few bots here and there because I feel like EA the matchmaking all matter is broken until you get to the playoffs and it's good but I played playoffs tonight that were dogs. I have one more beer I think. I lied I have no more beers. There's there's only one thing left to do. The dude I'm playing right now is actual like y'all have I'm watching him play the computer right now actual dog like the dude I'm playing right now is actual like I don't even play I want to go to bed. I'm watching this guy play by computer defense. He is actual like dog. What is up right now dog? No y'all want to see him play let's go. Let's say let's see what he got. He's got a third and seven right now. He's got a third and seven right now. The kid snaps back Trevor Lawrence. He's got a drag. He doesn't like it. He's got an in a row. He goes to it. Of course knocked out. Let's go fourth down. What does he do right here? His game of all man fourth and seven for the game. Does he punt? Does he what does he do? He's thinking about it. He's going through it. He's going through the motions tray offset. I'm letting the computer play for the boys. I'm letting the computer play right now. Fourth and seven for his all man in life at two thirty two twenty in the evening. Saturday night boys. It's been a long night of college football. I hope you guys had a good Saturday man Sunday tomorrow. By the way last Sunday without without NFL last Sunday without NFL the last Sunday for like six months without NFL. Thank God we got some NFL some real football. We got a fourth and seven right now for my and the kid. He's in the the he's got Trevor Lawrence. Does he make a hot rod? Here he goes. Little adjustments right here for Lawrence. Uh huh. Those to the right. Who's he like? He's got the Vonte Smith. He's got CD lamb. Haram and at the tight end. What does he go for here? Fourth down and he no huddles after that. Of course. Why wouldn't he know huddle? He no huddles because why not? No huddle right because I got a first down thrown right at a yellow zone that did because it's fourth down and it's EA. They make it easier on fourth down. I swear to God they do. Flat pass bounces off of Parham's face. Good job. Good route. I'm done with it. Here we go. Play action. Trevor Lawrence is back. He has an intermediate route to Parham. Catch first down. Love to see it right now. Gun empty. I want to run and cover three cloud against gun empty right here. I'm going to use her. I'm not going to use it nobody. My controller is down. I'm talking to you guys. So who is the number one team in the country after this weekend in college football? Is it Ohio State or is it somebody else? I want to know. Of course this asshole gets to lay a game because this is the people they play me against when I spend you know $2,000 on my team. They put me against the kid. I have a new conspiracy theory. I do. I really do have a new conspiracy theory that when you spend $2,000 they play you again so you feel good about the $2,000 you spent. I'm just being real. I don't want to argue it. I just have noticed something tonight as this guy steps back, dumps the ball off here to Miles Sanders, picks up a couple yards. We're going to get a second today. He's right to the line with it and as a smart man player I'm going to go ahead and take play action. What does he go to here? He has nothing open and of course throws a flat route. Okay big play. As the kid right here splits slot, runs a little option play, pitches the ball out to Sanders, picks up a cool but he gets hit-sticked and of course he fumbles and drops the ball and somehow the quarterback is there to pick it up. I'm not going to rage because that's what you expect. This is not a stream where you expect I hit-sticked the dog out of him but he dropped the ball. It's cool. I'm here. He runs a little read option here. Good play dog. It's 3 a.m. and you're sliding for a two-yard game. Holy s**t. God, the world needs s**t. 3 a.m. we're sliding for a two-yard game. Gotta love it from the ops. Mike skim in the building. He's going up top. Of course they overthrow him when he has the easy interception but EA throws over throws him for it. I'll be honest boys, I've learned some s**t tonight. I've learned some s**t about EA. I've had some theories in my back pocket. I've had some theories but they've been exposed tonight. Just saying. I hope you all have been riding along with the theories we've come up with tonight. I'm just saying. I'm not drunk. I'm sober. Your sister is s**t drunk. That's what I'll tell you right now. You know what I'm saying? And when you play on the D-line they get you bulls**t. Watch. Watch the pick. I'm about to catch on the D-line. Watch. Watch. Watch it. No, for real. The s**t they put me through in nobody's fan compared to this team is crazy dog. I really don't think y'all are picking up what I'm putting down as far as the team difference that I play. Of course he gets another delay game because I'm dog. It's like, bro, I have never been like a conspiracy person. Like, I don't want to say conspiracy but like I've never been but this is nuts. It really is. He's kicking a f**k right now. No, like I'm like my mind is my mind is like going through the motions right now. Like what is it because people don't want to play me with the good but I feel like sweats want to play me though. Like we're the most watched stream on Twitch. Why would they not want to play me? Like, you know what I'm saying? I feel like it's really EA. I don't think it's people not wanting to play but something is fishy. Let me dial in real quick for y'all. I think I'm I know y'all. Devante is so goaded, bro. If you don't have Devante, you're f**king drunk, bro. Devante is so god. Oh my god. If you got Dave Casper. How did he shed me that fast? I'm detecting a threat. Oh my god. I got delay game. Old and slow. I would f**king hand like dog. Casper Moss. That's what I need you to do. Am I losing this? Dude, I am lit right now. Why is my f**king Aguilar's at? Devante. I'm telling you. Is something different about Devante Adams? Like I have like y'all have watched me play. Is something a little bit different about Devante Adams? If y'all don't have this card, when somebody types Voles in my chat, that needs to pop up. Like I want to laugh at it, but I kind of agree with Voles. Toes? Man, it is lit. I kind of agree with it. I mean, aren't you f**king layered? Like, what are you lurking right now that you just... I'm drunk. How, Clint? How? Explain it, Clint. The best defensive player ever, huh? And he dropped that. Did he drop that? No, he dropped it. Fourth and 17. Will I get this? Probably not, but I'm gonna try. I mean, what a lucky pick, bro. For real. Like really, what a lucky f**king pick. Imagine having Gilmore. What type of loser has Gilmore right now, bro? For real. Like, pick, pick. If you got two tight ends and you're f**king... This is like... When I tell you no f**king... This is like zero. And this guy's gonna kick his f**k with a good f**king kid, ain't he? Or he's gonna have the clock run out because he's f**king clueless on what's going... I'm telling you. Ace slot. If you need two tight ends to pass the ball, then put the game away. Seriously, I'm telling you. Put the game... It's not for you, bro. It's not for you. It's not. You're not a f**king passer. You're a glorified runner. That's what made me mad about free form. Like, bro, can I hit that? You're f**king choking right now, dude. Oh my god, I want to... All right, let me dial in. Let me sober up. Hold on. Yeah, I was talking s**t about this kid in the beginning, and I'm gonna beat the f**k out of him. So any y'all that... Any y'all that think differently that I'm not gonna win this game, let me know who thinks I'm not gonna win this game. What you know? What are you gonna do, right? I just want to know. Where are they? Who are they? I'm just saying. I'll do this. Y'all just watch. No big deal. Four quarter. Put your fours up. I'll give y'all a chance. I will... Listen, because I'm a good guy. This is a one-time only chance to say I take it back. You will win this game. I will... I'm just saying I will give you guys a chance to say I'm sorry for questioning you against this f**king bot. I'm sorry I take it back. I'm giving y'all a chance because I like... Okay. No, sir. Nothing. Nothing. That ain't gonna get it done. That ain't gonna get it done. No, sir. Incomplete. That ain't gonna get it done. They believed. They believed in this guy. Not me. Yeah, that's gonna scare me. I might be subbing. That's what your sister said, too. I said, okay, okay, stop it. Okay, your sister gonna say that. Okay. Glad he got inside stuff, bro. That's gonna stop my run. So crazy. Inside stuff gets it done. They're gonna see me blur this kid in a clutch because I'm a clutch player. That's what I do. You know what I'm saying? I wasn't... I wasn't born to play the first quarter, the second quarter, the third quarter. I wasn't born for that. I was born for the fourth quarter. That's what I was born for. When the Lord put me on earth, Chris McFarlane, a.k.a. dub.w, said, you know what? You're gonna be good for one thing, dub.w. It's gonna be the fourth quarter. And I said, you know what? That's cool because I can prosper off the third quarter. I can prosper off that. I can live my life off the third, fourth quarter. Because you know what? This is where legends are made. They're not made in the first quarter. They're not made in the second quarter. They're made in the fourth quarter, baby. I don't want this guy to know how to call time out. We win this game. Can't throw a picker, dub.w. Got the game. You don't win this game. You don't lose this game in overtime. This is for the ones that realize there's something to be said about being a fourth quarter player. You know, you could be a first quarter. You could be a second quarter. You could be a third quarter. Third quarter got not bad. You know what I'm saying? You get shit on in the second half. But there's some people that's put on this earth to be a fourth quarter player. You know what I'm saying? And that's your purpose. Your purpose is in to be good all the time. Your purpose is to show up when it matters. And it's only one person that showed up when it matters the most. Baja. Come on. 16 seconds. That's the lifetime. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's 60. Listen. Listen. If this man scoring 16 seconds, I swear you gotta do a handstand. I will gritty. I will do backflips right now. This man scoring 16 seconds. God, that's why they're watching. Ain't it, boys? Ain't it why they're watching right now, boys? Hot ending, baby. I was here. Who was here? Who was here the moment? Y'all thought. Y'all thought. Some of y'all thought. Some of y'all thought. Some of y'all. Some of y'all. Not all of y'all. Not all of y'all, but some of y'all thought. Some of y'all thought.