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Let's get into it copyright disclaimer under section 107 of the copyright act 1976 Allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism comment news reporting teaching scholarship and research Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing non-profit educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use No copyright infringement intended all rights belong to their respective owners Keep in mind man. All my australian people If y'all got anything y'all want me to watch y'all better say it Somebody said they wanted me to watch this on instagram. They DMed me and I did this is what we're watching right now I reply I watch What's up? Hey, mate? Hey boys Yeah, good day I'm wasa In case you didn't know I got a daughter named Sharon. Everyone calls her chaser She's going with a bloke called darin Everyone calls him Dazza Yeah, Frankie always puts everything on a superfactor love. They never come in pissed off reg I told him to put 20 bucks on a place that's smart gambling love I'm fucking absolute retard would fucking put money on a superfactor a retard like fucking reg Now does his best mate Frankie is the sort of bloke who either has really bad Oh really good luck Today it was good. He did win that superfactor. So just for a change he got to buy a car instead of stealing one And it's crazy when i'm watching the um spanning videos, this is what I be seeing this this This type of energy these shorts for sure And then these type of cars And especially this one right here to burn that one, but they be like Apparently that's the car in australia Hey, mate, how'd you like to get 20 bucks? Oh, I love it. I just I just had a win. Oh great. Just keep up. Come on Give it to me. Give it to me That's patty. Did he give it to you? Oh, he actually gave it to him. He fell out the car. He got to get out and get it, but he gave it to him I've done it all myself like custom like pimp to my own ride like that's yours, man. You should have done the superfactor, but bro You like it sexy With his winnings dazel really wanted to get smokes or a beer or maybe a pine But either started to make it up to shazer by getting her something she'd always wanted since she was 11 Stripper pole I fucking love you dazel. So dazel and the boy is nailed it into the middle of his mum's lounge room I'm glad it's not blocking the blake tv I saw me fucking ass. You're fucking soft sharon Hey, you reckon I could get on the disability? That's a fucking great idea shazer So one thing i'm gonna notice right off bat is the australian people curse a lot There's a lot of cursing. We'll sit around like this lazy prick read your day He sits at home collects a check for it all day just for looking like a fucking monger He doesn't get any of the money though. It all comes to me Because he gets nothing he gets nothing woman get your ass up there You know, I would love to have like a disability But not like like one that fucks you up fully one where I could still maybe do weights and shit because look at the work I've been doing see. Yeah, they're fucking awesome. It's called like a rock them guns So what is the premises of this show to like exaggerate australian culture? Because this is funny. I ain't gonna lie Man, please don't you do it Frankie though, he wasn't there for any permanent disability At least not the sort you can get a quit out of Centrelink for Hey, it looks like it's shaping up to be one of those days in buddy Sunnyvale Cheers boys Here's the slack malls Con kids get out hurry up man before the cops get here Hey shaz you got a smoke for us? No, you blotch me last giggy and me last joint this morning That's a what do you think you're doing man tongue in for a diary, right? Look at that over there the disabled spot. It's the best spot and no dickhead uses it Oh bro, if you want to park in there go to jump on the just sometimes I park there If I'm running in and out, you know, like but I make sure I look around and make sure You know what I'm saying? Nobody with a sticker is coming. You know what I'm saying? And I usually park where it's too next to each other So if I take one there's another possibility. You understand? Disability sweet as cuz yeah, dad's have a guy you fucking mom. She's raking it in cuz red I don't have any disabilities, but I will leave a possibility for someone to park next to me He's retarded Over there, can you go and help me carry those boxes? Do I have to yes or when I'm sex with you Excuse me these I want to hand with them boxes. Thanks, love Frankie was just trying to be nice But what he didn't know was that the local bikey gang here's your money Was using these old bitties to move some gear for Well, the old girls are just trying to make a quid like everybody else Good idea, Gronk. No cop is gonna search two old balls All right, where we going this way up there. All right This is heavy, man. I mean you shouldn't carry this shit. You get a heart attack Wait Come here. What come fucking here I'm fucking here, mate. How much class do you want me to get? So what the fuck's in the boxes? Well, I don't know mate because they're on mine. It's like the old ladies The fuck did they go Shut your mouth little girl. She's legal, mate. All right, fuck Oh, she looks super young 18 and a half. How old is dude? Dude in his early 30s, ain't he? Called him in 4k, didn't we? Off your dog. He didn't do nothing. That's right. I didn't do a feat Except help a couple old bags lift the boxes now they fucked off. I don't know mate All right, let's have a look at the fucking box. Fuck. Can you do that without a warrant? Well, the fuck what's gonna be in here, mate? What soap is this shit, mate? What are them old bags? Yeah. Well, let's have a little look at it. You ain't she talking, mate? Mr. Big fucking see it's all right. Absolutely. Fuck. Well, fuck me Looky, looky, looky. That is no more shit. It's the old bags, mate. The old lady. You should be good in court It's called forensic evidence You know what I'm saying? You're gonna run your fingerprints not one fingerprint will be on that bag And then they probably got CCTV all over in australia, don't they? He's cocaine. Yes, sir It's not mine, mate. I give some to us, mate. We're out of here. Yeah, stupid Like I said, oh, hi, hi Frankie's Lakers are the really good or really bad That's great teamwork. Good boy Attention all available units in the sunny vial district. I've just had a suspect leave the scene of a crime What the fuck are they doing on them bicycles? Coming up a fucking shit box Covered in graffiti. Get me heading down toward ramby street right now. Have I ever sacked anyone? You look like a fucking dickhead Why are they still sitting there with all the contraband though? Like go Yeah, you got fucking money. No pension RIP because they definitely like on men like why would you wear them? Y'all really be wearing it About the time that we should fucking let the worst fear getting chased by a tryhard cop Like you gotta know he was gonna try this hard when he was on a bicycle bro had the choice between a bicycle police vehicle or a car and he chose bicycle fitness is his number one priority And being ready for the chase is Is high on the ladder of Of things to do Prong is his ankles I've got no support he got on thongs handles. That's not realistic He's choked on the jump Yeah, I would do it mate because you know that expression pigs cannot fly you wait there Why don't you just climb on that way back and go get yourself a donut shut up there Kylie baby, it's me baby. Are you okay? I can't talk. I'm all right. Listen, uh the car I have to put in the alley They're just walking down the street casually with bags of classy Snicks did a swift and shift building the old courier like that big building pick it up. You can just start it with a screwdriver All right, I'm gonna go I've apprehended the vehicle. Uh, what's your 20? ACL MCL Patella It's gone. I don't care what's happening to you That was jumping the lake where you fucking belong now. I'm gonna push your ship wagon in the lake mate. Would you want it emergency? I'm in 21 Ramsey street Sunnyvale. I need the ambulance because my knees lock. Oh, it's it's fully fucked I'm sorry, but the ambulance service is no longer allowed to enter that area, sir Why because every Time an ambulance showed up The local kids have thrown bloody bricks at it So what are you saying? Well, you're not gonna send me an ambulance. Is that what you're saying? I need the police and the fire service are authorized to enter your area Emergency, I'll get you another one. If you steal me another one, you better make it two. I need a recycle bin You got one Hello fire ambulance or police. Give me the fire tickets Brooklyn, it's just a bit the police got the car Literally, I see all of this in spanish videos The burning out Kylie, it's me one minute So he steals the fire truck I've stuffed my knee out like really bad. So I'm just going to the hospital now You're going to jail. You're going to more than the hospital You're fun to get you a nice little sweet and super max Light up go born go burn But listen like Kylie Don't you do you're into my car, right? Okay, it's just because I got a pain on the top isn't jack Daniels and coca-cola big Excuse me, um my knees like got like it's got like see it's fucked Can I get like someone to like fix on it? Yeah, just fill out these forms and take a seat Um, is that alcohol? Yeah, but like there was no way I could drive here like if I wasn't pissed because that hurts that bad But like I can scull it quick and look anyway get the doctor to come And then like he can give me drugs and then I don't need that But look I can't scull it if it will make the doctor come faster I can smash this in minutes look Is it free? There's the like the ambulance service and things of that nature free out there Buddy Frankie, I bet he's going for the disability with his fucking busted knee Or we're showing a fucking disability Oh, yeah, this is cursed out. Yeah It shouts B One minute Oh, it might not look it but Kevin Vanessa are two of the better parents that you'll find down on the block But what the fuck did I knock it off for then? Don't worry about her son. This guy shoot a bird Hey chef, sorry. Listen. I didn't want to say nothing for any kid. Don't worry about her son Just got to shoot a bird And ton of remember what show did I what show was I watching? It'll come to me. Oh look son. There's some birds. Shoot the birds, son But I found some money of the copar So I was thinking that maybe we should all have a girl's night out. I'd love to get out of this fucking shithole. Count me in darling That is so cringe. Hey Shazza or I can have worked out a way just to get a little bit fucked up so I can get on the pension Put enough of this shit. It's gonna fuck Is that raid? Drug free is the way to be kids. Don't watch these television shows You wasted all my bloody bugs, bro It wasn't my fault. Stop blabbering A bit If you're wondering who these idiots are, they're the local lebo gang the sunny veil assassins What's going on with this festival of the dots, mate? Would you like have a fight with the shaver? Abdul, well don't tell them not to make us better. All right. Why me? You do it Me? Get out of here. Fuck, all right Ask the sexy nurse Where is the sexy one? Yalla, get rid of these guys. Hurry up. Fuck off You say Yalla? Come on man. Like what is with these little like 500 small injuries these have? I swear like some dickheads will try to kill our auntie. Can you believe this shit? Lots of the assassins went fully after them. Like what dickheads? Turns out that the dickhead that we're talking about was actually frame That's why you say Yalla. Okay. Shit So the assassins went down to the sunny veil fire station And didn't drive by Yeah, but Habib the dickhead didn't want the windows down. So when we shot the boots the glass went everywhere, bro Fucking idiot. Oh my god. It's a common mistake That's not I've got a disability don't hold any joints again Where are the bloody kids? Hoping on the bug spray. This is gonna get me on the pension for sure. Love You're fucked in the face, Daz. Not sure that was one of Daz's better ideas And it's the kind of thing that does make you want to bugger off from the house and forget the person you're sleeping with And that's just what chazza did The girls all got pissed and went into town looking for some male strippers Let's take a moment here and make sure That nothing crazy is about to be shown clean and clear And flies when you're having fun and the girls were really having a bloody good time with those Bootsy strippers But back at the hospital frankie was waiting for hours Yeah, he wants to be a builder frank fell zone in the forehead too You've never been to sunny veil hospital. It really is shit. We get the worst doctors in the state It's like the county hospital man the worst of the worst This is very complicated. It's a busted leg, man. That's basic for doctors. I study Pad time Had time. Hey, that's a tattoo. That's an injury. I think you need a boss doctor Boss doctor Where's the toilet? Excuse me. Yep. Um that idiot doctor said I have to see like a boss doctor. Who's that? You mean the registrar? You will see him when he makes his next round. Yeah, but like when's this gonna be? Could be any time in the next six hours Back at the strip club The girls know that was going great guns That is until frankie's ex and kylie's sister She's sister in those fucking sluts fucking hairy little mole fucking sluts and what the fuck she brings a fucking kid in here Some people just named his head fucking kids. Uh shaza People in fibro houses really shouldn't throw stones Rich, I left you in charge of the baby. That kid is outside roaming the streets. It's tough. Where is she? They better not fucking come over here. Come on. Show us what you got In case you're wondering who's who the girl on the right is charie. That's frankie's ex the factor And that's frankie's little boy anarchy. Huh top name Next to her is crystal kylie's sister. Oh, they're fighting at the moment and frankie used to go out with her too Next to her is frankie's cousin sabina now. She's only 17, but she's been around the block a few times. I'll tell you Fuck charie should punch that kylie bitch out for cutting the grass Now if you ever see sullyvale girls punching on fuck off quick they hit harder than the blokes Oh Well the good news is we'll be able to patch you up Sick, but the bad news is you'll have a serious limp for a while Doctor, are you saying that like when i'm walking people are gonna like to think he You know, I think he's a disabled I suppose so. Yes. Yes, man. Yes. Yes. Do you hear that guess who's on the disability, man? Yes, yes, man. I'm gonna have a drink to me on the disability I swear, I feel like I just won the grand final man. I'm happy I'm a legend Look at this, mate for the car so I can get the spastic spot. I got the pension card too. Hey, hey, man Brother, you did some fucking sick work today, mate. Normally I would say you're a dickhead But today fuck you're on fire Look, my job's just to make sure you get what you're entitled to Thumbs up to you brother Fuck I'm spewing. Fuck an eye gets better. Just as I go in there. Stupid fucking eye Hey, the chicks just texted us, man. They want to lift from the shops. Let's go And what card? Oh, ah, see, okay Are you legit with it? Okay It's a great day to be disabled Hey Kylie Guess who's got like fully classed like as disabled by Centrelink. Hey Hey Shaz, do you want to patch? What did you do to deserve a patch? Well, what about Hickey then? Do you know why I asked you for a Hickey dickhead? Come on Well, Frankie was really flying high. What a bad day until his ex-de facto and her Samoan boyfriend showed up Oh man, you don't want to fight no Samoans I ain't even never seen her Samoan in real life. That's how much I've been avoiding them I'll be strong for no reason. Got a disabled money. You pay me the money You owe for the child of the support for the child of the support is crazy Because you're trying to put you in a fight for him to have no leg He's like really went bad. First the guy from Centrelink sees him having a blue with a Samoa With his bad leg Yes, hello, what's the I want you to cancel the disability benefits of well, what's his name? Frank Falzoni. Look, you won't believe what I'm seeing right at the moment. Should we investigate him for fraud as well? Definitely He's trying to take us for fools Then the blood oh man, I got a police on the base. The cop has arrested everyone We got you this time Falzoni And to add insolence to injury the lebo's knocked off Frankie's car Look at this fire station dickheads and Habib. Don't fuck it up this time. Oh my god. I know Won the window down. I'm not stupid. I am Habib. Oh my god But in the end it didn't turn out all that bad really Shaza, Carly, Frankie all got home detention But all that meant was that Centrelink couldn't make him go out and look for a job I guess you could say it was just another typical fucking week on the block Yeah, the reason I am go we've done all righty. Yeah, we'll leave a like comment subscribe turn it up. Let's go