 Welcome back to CalTV's worldwide coverage of The X Games coming to you from the mouths of Mike and Chad and Sponsored by fuck you the greeting card company for every dick you've ever regretted Fuck you too We begin this year's X games with the recently broken-hearted and crowd-favorite the eating a pint of ice cream race One of the most popular X games in the world this year We have returning champion Lila Fenton fending off up-and-coming newcomer Jenny Edison Lila, how do you feel about this year's race? You know Chad I feel a really depressed I've been listening to a lot of Taylor Swift and watching a lot of Meg Ryan movies, you know I feel good About the race. I mean, you know, I'm definitely ready to add eat the emotions of a newbie And she ate her emotions, but not fast enough. Yes indeed Mike, but it was a close race Here we can see Lila getting distracted looking at a new guy already Looks like Lila's much too experienced to dwell on it for much longer This rebound happened faster than this guy ran away from commitment. What and with that Jenny takes the prize Maybe next year Lila can enter the hot rebound contest instead No, Mike because I would win that one Have you seen Justin from accounting You and Justin are now for the next contest drunken Kelly Clarkson singing start the video You're just in from accounting now. I knew it you were into him only because you were fucking the dog walker It was one time besides the dog was there, but you never get mad at him Let's solve this in the X games and now for the final event of the day angry hate sex fine