Some of President Obama's one liners at the White House Correspondent's dinner:
I'm not the strapping young muslim socialist like I used to be.
I admire the DC press corps covering all sides of an issue, just in case one of them happens to be accurate
"I'm taking my charm offensive on the road... a book burning with Michele Bachmann"
Some have suggested we put my library in my birthplace, but I'd rather keep it in the US.