 Uh, good afternoon. I'm Researcher Jimmy, and I'll be filling in for Dr. Sherman for today's briefing. His visit to Site-534 was interrupted by the need for an immediate psychiatric evaluation. It happens a lot around here. Today we'll be looking at SCP-212-8046979-J. There is nothing objectionable, controversial, or fake in this document, so let's begin. 1. SCP-212-8046979-J Girlfriend class, real. Like really real. Special Containment Procedures Staff assigned to Site-534 or offsite projects with junior researcher Jimmy are to be periodically reminded that SCP-212-8046979-J is, who is in fact, real and his girlfriend. If we question the validity of either of these claims, are to be immediately remanded for psychiatric evaluation and, if found to be affected by SCP-212-8046979-J's anomalous effects, are to be subjected to intensive re-education to reaffirm their belief in SCP-212-8046979-J's reality and romantic relationship. Failure to reaffirm belief in SCP-212-8046979-J might result in an EXGF class end-of-relationship scenario for junior researcher Jimmy. Description SCP-212-8046979-J is junior researcher Jimmy's girlfriend. SCP-212-8046979-J is believed to be affected by a combination of anti-mimetic and causality-related phenomena that prevent her from physically interacting with all Foundation personnel stationed at Site-534 except junior researcher Jimmy, and obscures most information about her. For example, colleagues who converse with junior researcher Jimmy have proven incapable of gleaning information about her whereabouts, instead perceiving only the answer that she quote, works at a different site. Although SCP-212-8046979-J's anti-mimetic effects affect details of the information about her, less specific information appears to be immune to the effect, to a degree currently under testing. The following facts about SCP-212-8046979-J have been ascertained about SCP-212-8046979-J through interrogation of junior researcher Jimmy, who is dating her. SCP-212-8046979-J is involved in a romantic relationship with junior researcher Jimmy. SCP-212-8046979-J works for the Foundation at a site that is not Site-534. SCP-212-8046979-J is extremely attractive. SCP-212-8046979-J has frequent sexual liaisons with junior researcher Jimmy. SCP-212-8046979-J's name is either Monica with a K or Monica with a C. Inconsistency is assumed to be a result of SCP-212-8046979-J's anti-mimetic properties. SCP-212-8046979-J does not have a phone or email address, and the site she works at is super secret so we can't know its address and send her letters. Addendum 212-8046979-J-1 On 2018, junior researcher Jimmy responded to accusations of SCP-212-8046979-J not being real by showing Agent Marcos a picture of her. Agent Marcos was remanded for psychiatric evaluation while junior researcher Jimmy's phone was seized to research the picture. Upon future investigation, said picture was determined to be an image of cosplay model SCP-212-8046979-J's properties and that junior researcher Jimmy is the only subject who can see the real image. How did Marcos know who she is anyways? Oh crap, Dr. Sherman's coming back byee! Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.