 Alright, can you guys hear me? Yes. Alright, I apologize for the delay, but I'm going to point out that there is a common element here with the AV issues that we had on Friday night. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. Did you buy me the Hello Kitty hat? I thought it was Jono. Alright, so this is the weakest geek. Welcome. Thank you. Thank you all for sticking around. So the way this is going to work, we have a series of questions, and we're going to go through them. Each contestant is going to answer two questions, and at the end of the round, they're going to vote who they think the weakest geek is. The person with the most votes gets kicked off the panel. Hey, Lon, I need you to work my slides back there. Alright, so I am Gareth, and if I was to pick one quote that sums up my life this weekend, this would be it. Alright, so let's meet our contestants. Seriously, Elon? Alright, so our first contestant is Corey Quinn. Corey loves Docker and has a serious drinking problem, only when he doesn't have booze. Our next contestant is Ruth Sealy. Ruth enjoys roaming around her neighborhood dressed as the Black Widow. The neighborhood watch has been alerted, and they are looking for her. But it's okay, since the guy who wrote my name misspelled it, so they're not going to find me now. I should point out that everything in these slides is correct, so there's no need for anyone to fact-check me, or follow me around for the rest of the conference pointing out where I'm wrong. Our next contestant is Amber Grainer. Amber is our token redneck at the conference. She arrived here in her broken down RV. Our next contestant is Mark Shulworth. Mark is a spaceman with a box of shiny magic coins. I thought that would get a bit of a laugh, and he hates all things that start with K. No? No? Too soon? Ah, someone got it. Alright, and our last two contestants, Amber, or Hannah, you've changed quite a bit. Are you saying something insensitive, Gary? I am not saying anything insensitive. Is it red here? Not yet. So our last two contestants are Amber, sorry, Hannah and Stuart, who prove the fact that redheads have no souls. Alright, so round one, we will start with Stuart. Stuart. Okay. This is great. Who is Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool's childhood hero? You know, I was going to say Jono Bacon, and then I got in the audience. I don't know, Gareth. Who is Wade Wilson's also known as Deadpool's childhood hero? Captain America. Really? Really. Amber. Yes. From the Marvel comic universe, what is Wolverine's real name? Mark Shulworth. It's a very wily werewolf. It is actually James Howlett. Ruth. It has been said that J.J. Abrams loves lens flares. In Abrams 2009, Star Trek, how many lens flares occurred? I believe that is precisely 11 billion. I counted. 721. Totally the same. Mark. In the movie, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. What was the name of the convenience store where strange things were afoot? Excellent. Excellent? That's your answer. Excellent. That explains so much about Ubuntu. The answer is Circle K. Corey. How many different species of penguins are there? Three. Specifically, Red Hat, Debian, and Arch. The answer is 17. Are we counting mint? We are counting mint. Yes, mint penguins. Delicious. Hannah-ish. On the periodic table, what is the 14th element? As a red-haired woman named Hannah Anderson, I play the reverse card. Back to you, Corey. The answer is silicone. No, no, no, no. Oh, I knew it. Remember what I said at the beginning? Everything in these slides is correct, including my pronunciation. Everything that happens on this stage is correct. Stewart. Han Solo won the Millennium Falcon in a card game. Who did he win it from? So here's the problem, right? Because I'm sitting here, and I've enjoyed my time here, but I don't actually know the answer to this question. So I'm just going to give you... Some guys now began with G. Are you asking, does his name begin with G? I'm saying that everything that gets said on the stage is correct, right? Yes, it's not me, Yak. I wasn't in that movie. Don't remember. No points. Don't remember. The answer is Lando Carl Rizian. Really? Amber, really. Amber. In the first Back to the Future movie, what was the radioactive material that powered the flux capacitor? Figgy pudding. This is cards against humanity, right? I'm at the right place, right? Yeah, you're at the right place. Yeah. Figgy pudding, that's your answer? That's my answer. Figgy pudding, plutonium. Ruth, if you own a gremlin, what are the two things you should never, ever do? You should never feed him after midnight, and you should never get him wet. Correct. I will point out that is the one and only correct answer so far. Mark, at the conclusion of the Indiana Jones and the Rated of the Lost Ark, who did the army intelligence agent say is studying the Ark? The Nazis. The Nazis. Top men. Corey, from the Star Trek universe, what does L-Cars stand for? Library, computer access, and retrieval system? Oh! Hannah-ish. What are the hot, what are hokey religions and ancient weapons no substitute for? Wow. Morals? I don't know. Rules? Morals. Morals. A good blaster by your side. Okay, that is the conclusion of round one. The contestants now vote who they think the weakest geek in that round was. Mark, this is where you write something down. All right, let's start over here with Hannah-ish. Hannah-ish. Who did you vote for? I'm going to have to go with Ruth. There can only be one redhead on the stage. So... I'm just fighting words. Corey, I'm going to have to go with Amber because I'm terrified she's going to poison all of us with radioactive figgy pudding. That's not how rednecks poison anybody. I'll discuss it with you later. Mark, I'm going to have to go with Corey because there can only be one person on the stage who can speak proper English. Ruth. I also voted for Corey. Amber. I too. But if we're Corey. And Stuart. I've got to tell you it's not looking good for that guy. Corey, you are the weakest geek. Bye. All right, round two. Stuart, how can you best avoid all life as you know it, stopping instantaneously in every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light, or total protonic reversal? By not crossing the streams. By not crossing the streams. Amber. Amber. Tim Russ appeared in both Star Trek Voyager and Spaceballs. What were the two characters he played? Amber, microphone's right there. I'm going to go with the black guy and the other black guy. The black guy. He was Tuvok and the Spaceballs Trooper that said we ain't found shit. Ruth. What was the name of the Death Star Commander in Star Wars and New Hope? Mark Settleworth, right? I'm pretty sure that's right. The answer is Grand Moff Tarkin. Mark. In the movie The Princess Bride, what business was Inigo Montoya in? Finding Something. Finding Something. He was in the revenge business. Hannah. What is the name of the pet Tyrannosaurus Rex found at Google's California headquarters? I'm sorry, Gareth, I need to get some water real quick. That's your final answer? Yeah. No. The answer is Stan Stewart. In the original Facebook homepage, the original Facebook homepage included a face behind a cloud of binary code. Whose face was it? It was not Mark Settleworth. People who know this kind of thing? Do any of you know this kind of thing? This is common knowledge, Stewart. Can I swap out for someone wearing a wig? It seems to be the thing. I have no idea. You have no idea. The answer is Al Pacino. Obviously. Come on. Everyone knows that. Amber. What? In the movie War Games, what game is the Whopper Supercomputer Joshua always anxious to play? See, here's the thing. I never played war games. I actually went to war. So let me think about this for a moment. I don't know. I don't know. I have no clue. You have no clue. I have no clue. One of the words already. Juju. Juju. No. The answer is a nice game of chess. Ruth. 2015 was the year that Mark Hamill returned as these three fictional characters. Luke Skywalker, the Joker, and Mark Settleworth. The answer is the Trickster, the Joker, and Luke Skywalker. Mark. Thank you. You seem pretty real. You're not fictional. Mark. What video game inspired the original Tron movie? Snake. Snake. Close. Very close. Pong. Hannah. In the movie Catty Shack, who did Carl Spackler, aka Bill Murray, claim that he had been a catty for after jumping ship into bed? There's a lot of answers out there. I'm going to go with a zombie version of Jesse Eisenberg, because I like to mash movies together. A zombie version of Jesse Eisenberg. Yeah. No. The answer was the Dalai Lama. I think it's the same. Yeah. Pretty much the same thing. Yeah. Okay. That is the end of round two. So now we vote who we believe is the weakest geek. As our contestants are voting, I would just like to remind them that one of their contestants, not naming any names, has many resources similar to many James Bond villains. Again, I'm not naming any names. So if any of them happen to disappear, end up on a space rocket to a space station or something, underground volcano layer. All right. Let's start with Hannah. Hannah, who did you vote for? I went with Stuart because hats don't look good on me and I'm jealous. It's a valid solid answer. I hold grudges. Mark. I went with Stuart for no good reason other than I'm easily influenced. It's Ruth. I thought that getting shot off to a space station forever sounded good, so I went with Mark. Amber. I was just afraid not to agree with Ruth. Pete, I'm just going to point out that the job board has many fine jobs. Stuart. I can live with the idea of being pushed into a volcano. Sorry for Mark as well. I'm an island. All right. You're just so far. Round three. I'm going to pretend to be Mark now. I'm now Mark. You're now Mark. Okay. Stuart, an operating system called MINIX inspired Linus Torvalds to create the Linux kernel. Who was the author of the MINIX operating system? See, I should say something funny, but I'm getting thumped here. So, Andrew Tannenbaum. Andrew Tannenbaum. Amber. One of the main characters in the Tron universe is Clue. What does Clue stand for? See, here's the thing. I don't watch movies, so I'm going to go with this is correct. I can't even say that. You seem to do a Pac-Man and I don't know. I can't even help her pick wrong answer. Just close your eyes and point to one. Okay. You can say it here. You can say it. Amber has chosen all you can eat shrimp for $4.99. That's her answer. That's a solid answer. The actual answer is codified likeness utility. I have also chosen all you can eat shrimp for $4.99. You regret that choice. I don't think there was any question that you had taken all you can eat shrimp for $4.99. Several times. Ruth. All you can eat shrimp for $4.99. In Alpha Space, what was the brand and color of the stapler that Milton Wadham wanted to use? A red swing line. It was a ring red swing line stapler. Amber. What? Hannah. Amber already went. I know. I don't want to go again. She's being marked now. Yeah, I'm marked now. When version zero, sorry, mark, a.k.a. Hannah. Everyone kept $1,000 on me. You might want to check your wallet there, Mark. When version 0.01 of the Linux kernel was released in September 1991, approximately how many lines of code did it contain? I'm going to go with 3.14. 3.14. 3.14 lines? 10,000. Someone needs to... It was compressed, you're saying. Compressed? We just need to work a little bit. Stewart, Doug Inglebart invented the first version of this computer peripheral of around 1964 which was made of wood. Whoever shouted bill by from the back, if yours is a computer peripheral, I'm never using your laptop. There actually is an open source one. Yeah, there is. Shut up! I don't want to know about this. It's new meaning to arms. Right. It was a mouse anyway. Right. It was a computer mouse thing. Amber. What? Who developed the Klingon language? Amber has seen what was cheating, by the way. Mark Oakland. It was actually James Duhann. Totally accurate. And I know we're not supposed to debate you, but we're going to debate this later. This right here is Canon. Knock one off. This is Canon. What color was the blade of the first lightsaber constructed by Luke Skywalker? The color I'm going to use to slaughter you later. Right, and keep going. I'm afraid of her. Was that your answer? Yeah. Kapla! Amber, it's not your turn. What is your answer? Kapla! I don't speak Klingon. Well, that's your problem. What were you doing in high school? The answer is green. And do you know if that's what I said or not? Yeah, because you don't speak Klingon. Who speaks Klingon? Is what she said right? She said success. Okay. Success is not green. It isn't. Moving on. Hannah. You look a little different there. In the Doctor Who universe, which time period does a robot dog canine hail from? I don't watch TV. 5000 AD. Okay, that is the end of round three. This is where we vote off who we think the weakest geek is. Stewart. All the Hannahs. Amber. Hannah. Ish. Ruth. Hannah. Fake Hannah. Fake Mark. Except the fake mark that gave us $1000. And Hannah. Fake Hannah. Voted for Hannah. Usually we have a rule where you don't vote yourself off, but in this case, we're going to ignore that. All right, round four. Stewart. R2D2 and C3PO were snuck into scenes in three other movies. Name two of them. This was one of the questions last year, so if you paid attention. He's last year's one on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. Stewart's going to need a minute. Yeah, can I phone a friend? Then I'm not phoning a friend. I've got one, but it's in my bag. Clan laughs at the front. Yeah, no, that's the one I know, which is made to the Lost Ark because they're on the wall. Good job. They're in The Last Crusade as well, aren't they? Or is that just the Ark? I'm going to get one and not the other one. That's really bloody irritating. She's not wrong, I mean. For those that didn't miss that, Amber said he's always bloody irritating about something. Right, so we'll go within Raiders and, what, Star Trek Into Darkness? The original reboot, I think. This is a team game now. Screw your rules. By Ben and me. No, it's not fair to cheat, and I don't know. We're not cheating, we're collaborating. The answers are, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Trek 2009 and Star Trek Into Darkness. Go team! Then you took it back, and you said no cheating. Amber, in The Lord of the Rings, how many rings of power were there? No, that's what binds me to you, unfortunately. No, I'm counting, Stuart. Amber says three. I don't know. Twenty. Did you go to your toes? The Konami Code is a cheat code that appears in many Konami video games. What is the original key sequence for this cheat code? Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start. I think you had a few extra keys in there. It depends on what game you're playing. This is the original code. It works on the Vogue UK website, and it will pop up and come across. Stuart, if you're playing any sort of game with Chewbacca, what should your strategy be? Amber, it's not your turn. You're not Stuart. To let him win. To let the Wookiee win. Alright, I guess that means you get to answer Amber's question now. Oh God, I'm scared. In the psychological thriller Mr. Robot, what security-focused distribution of Linux is the main character Elliot seen using? Is he tiled? It is Kali Linux. Ruth, what was Black Widow, aka Nasha Ramoninov's profession prior to becoming an Avenger? Obviously she was a Linux hacker, right? Yeah. He's Soviet spy. Yes. Obviously. Okay, that is the end of round four. It's time for our contestants to vote off. The weakest geek. I feel like I'm being conspired against. You cannot vote off yourself in this round. You can only vote off one person. Stuart. If you can't vote for yourself and Chewbacca votes for Stuart and I vote for Amber, what happens? We're just screwed. And then we all just keep sitting here. You didn't think this through. I did not think this through. Obviously. Collaboration works. So just give us all jerseys and say thank you for the play. Yeah, yeah, that one. You really have one. Stuart, who are you voting for? So let me get this right. If I vote for Ruth, it's a deadlock. But if I vote for EG, vote for Amber. Amber would be sent away, right? And then we'd carry on to the next round. If you vote for Amber and Ruth votes for Amber and Stuart. I'm okay with leaving, really. I'd never be nice to you again. Like I was nice to you before. If you vote for Amber and Ruth votes for Amber. And Amber goes home. Stuart votes for Amber. Amber, who are you voting for? There you go. Amber votes for Stuart. Amber made me vote for Stuart. Ruth votes for Stuart. Seriously? If you leave her the hat, it's kind of like you're still playing. Oh, you left your phone. You should take your phone. Stuart, your phone was still up here, by the way. And now Amber has it. Right. One, two, three, go! We've reached the final round. The only round where, whether or not you get the question right or right, right or wrong actually matters. All right, Ruth. Finish this phrase from Buccaru Banzai. No matter where you go, there you are. Amber, finish this phrase. I find your lack of faith. I'm just going to go ahead and walk off the stage because I usually say refreshing, but I'll just... I really had no idea where that was going. It's pretty much guaranteeing that the next question you ask me is going to be a Star Wars question, I get wrong. That's what just happened. Amber, refreshing? Refreshing. I find your lack of faith refreshing. Disturbing. Exactly the same thing. Ruth, in the Marvel Universe, when the Flash rewrote history by traveling back in time to save his mother, who ended up becoming the caped crusader known as Batman? That shit ain't right. So based on this nonsense, I'm going to go with Gareth Greenaway. The answer is Thomas Wayne. Amber, in the Doctor Who universe, who created the Tharlings? So in the last round, Amber leans over and goes, I've never seen a Doctor Who episode. What did I say? Canon. Canon. The Dar-Lex are the really cute ones. The Dar-ling Dar-Lex. Dar-Lex. That's the I-Dal-Lex, the colorful ones? Yeah, those are the Dar-Lex. Amber. We'll just assume the answer is Mark Shudderworth. Exactly. Mark Shudderworth. The answer is the Cripple, the Kaleid, the Scientist and Evil Genius Davros. We don't know what to look for. Two famous fantasy series are composed of seven books. Name them. Harry Potter has seven books. That's a good answer, but it's not done. Amber says Game of Thrones, which sounds close, but not done yet. No, and I don't think there are seven Lord of the Rings. Unless you count Hobbit. Count that in. No. The answer is, are you... Well, they're big. You could split those up and make three more books. Yeah, sure, whatever. No, and I already agreed we don't want to play anymore. The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter. You close. How many Game of Thrones books will they be at the end? 11. Amber. Yeah, he's going to die way before that. Seven sounds good. Which English author is known as the mother of science fiction? Dude, I'm a redneck from North Carolina. Why would I know anything about English authors? Like, come on now. Mark Shudderworth sounds like a good answer again. I think, I'm just going to mark again. Mary Shelley. I'll go with Claire. You're going with wrong country, not wrong gender. Okay, sure. Group. What best-selling video game was invented by Russian designer Alex? Tetris. Tetris. Amber. No. Which of these Marvel characters was not created or co-created by Stan Lee? Ant-Man. Mr. Fantastic. Black Widow or Wolverine? Ant-Man. Wolverine. Wow. Dear God, tell me we're done. Ruth. She's terrible. What is- Jimmy Changa. Jimmy Changa. Me and Ryan, we're like this. Amber. Give it to Ruth, I'm done. You're not done. You're not done until we're done with the question. The Martian, the 2011 novel by Andy Weir and 2015 movies starring Matt Damon. Tell me. Is the story of the astronaut Mark Watney being stranded on Mars and having to survive? What kind of scientist is Mark Watney? He did grow potatoes in shit, so that is accurate. Technically accurate. A shitty scientist, that's your answer. Okay. A botanist. Ruth. In the Avengers movie, what video game does Tony Stark spot the shield agent playing when they arrive on the hover carrier? Sure, Tetris again. I have no idea. Gallagher. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. That was also important in Pixels, which I watched on the plane because that's what you do when you fly across the country. Amber, in The Princess Bride, what is the odorless, tasteless poison that kills Vasini? The answer I want to say is so inappropriate that I can't say it. Go with it. Just do it. We're all friends here, Amber. No. I'm pretty sure the answer you want to give was in the air. Probably. No, the answer's not God either. Never is. The answer is Iocane powder. Ruth. How many more questions are there? Stop. This is just torture. We only have 85 left. Okay. All right. I can do it. I can do 85. Can we cut that to 42? Where's Jan? Jan needs to say her final goodbyes to Gareth. Ruth. Libre Office has spoken. I'm going down just one. Really? How many more questions? It should be no surprise. The winner is Ruth. Thank you to all of our contestants. And enjoy game night. Thank you.