 I see you lurking. Come on. So this week's video might be a little bit out of context if you don't pay attention to the YouTube community But last week Lord Ryan Higa invented a challenge where instead of roasting or making a diss track about other people You roast yourself and he challenged me to do the same challenge accepted And I know I kind of just roasted myself by watching my own videos, but this is a little different So here is my Roast Yourself Challenge Dad We got beat up yeah, we did You know, I don't eat beef But if I did I would like it roasted To recall in 2012 the end whether or not you were cool was even questionable then when people hear your name they say Or in the garbage because your actual trash you swear too much you drink too much No, thank you. I will pass your voice is annoying your videos are boring You're the only one that thinks you're funny. The rest of us are snoring. Yes, you got a master's degree and don't use it You have to keep your clarinet locked in the closet. So you don't lose it. Hey, not cool, man Clarinets are easy to misplace Especially when all it look at the nail mark on your face It's a scar. I guess that makes you more faster, but they're giving me your hands. I swear. I won't touch you Reference can't even trust you to not make it weird for even one second. I'm not making it weird You're making it weird Don't even get me started on your music It's the worst for sure and please do the world a favorite you nasty get a manicure other YouTubers have movies and books and what did you make a podcast that You say you upload on Wednesdays, but you're always a day late and you cry when you masturbate Yeah, well, you should you should start that's even mean Dogs are ugly. That one looks like a rat and the other one. Oh my god Is she fat? Well, that one looks like a hairy shit. It's not even dog It doesn't know how to sit You're not good enough at makeup to be a beauty guru because if you were it'd be funnier than what you do-do You can even really get the real Twitter account for Jenna Marbles. Yours has an underscore in it Hey, you should work to get a job. Yeah, well family guy made fun of you YouTube doesn't love you enough to give you a dime of play by that Well, you have a radio show because your face is better for radio. You suck it. You're more entertaining than you are. Where is your top lip? I've watched you bite your own toenail the other day and we use 16 million subscribers and like maybe a million people watch it Your most popular video shows that you're actually not good-looking at all I have one thing to say to that this beat sucks because you made it yourself and your hair is stupid That was it. I hope I did it all right for you Ryan Here's the list of youtubers that I challenge It's a fucking list. Don't even bother reading it. Make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out new videos sometime in the middle of the week every week I'll see you guys next week. Have a good week for real though. Your hair is stupid your hair is fucking stupid grow up