 Hello, you clicked on the video. You already know exactly what this is. We're playing a game. Here's me and some other people say, say hello. Introduce yourselves. Hi, guys. Hello, I'm here. You can find me at Murphy and appear on YouTube. Is it not at undulating? Is that there you go? Yeah, at undulating the peer. After I'm saying, nape, napeer. Just put in Murphy and appear undulating. There you go. That's me. I am Tim. Hi. Hello, Jimmy. That's me. I'm Funk. I'm a streamer, artist and half ass storyteller. I'm here today because I was asked and I figured they needed some color. So what's more colorful than the redneck? Speaking of rednecks, I am Zoe B. I make YouTube videos. I am also a writer and a poet and ex English teacher. And I think that probably gives me every qualification that I need for this. So we'll see how it goes. Nice and double speaking of rednecks. I actually claim hillbilly, not redneck, but I am Jackson. I work at Campfire, the writing software and an author of the well-known novel, The Quest for the Golden Plunger. There we go. He's a cat. You can find him at nowhere. He has no online presence. You can find him at my house in like 24 hours. There you go. And today. And today we're all here to play a game called romance author or porn star. The game is going to be pretty simple. I will put up a name and all these other fine people will have to try and guess. Is it the name of romance author or is it the name of a porn star? And before anyone's upset, no, there won't be anything explicit in this video. Don't worry, no explicit photos or anything like that. So before just just don't worry. Don't worry about that. This is all in good fun. And I had a bit where I was going to rip my pants off. Is that off? Oh, you know, maybe get back to me on that. We'll see. OK, sounds good. Oh, do I like any of the extra features or something? There you go. All right. Can someone be both a porn star and a romance author? What if it's a both situation? Oh, that's a good question. You'll just have to wait and see on that one, Daniel. I the only hint I'll give you on this is that it's about 50, 50 split. OK, all right. OK. There are all romance authors and porn stars. That'd be pretty impressive if I was able to find that. I will also say I mostly tried to find lesser well-known porn stars, so don't get too excited, gentlemen. OK, so first one here, y'all can see my screen, correct? Yes, sir. Yes. OK. So first one up here is Anna DeVille, we're going to go this one at a time. Daniel, would you say Anna DeVille is a romance author or a porn star? That sounds literary to me. Like DeVille, that's fancy. So I'm going to say romance author. OK, Jackson, how about you? I agree, it does sound fancy, but if I was going to be a porn star, I would want to be like a top tier, fancy porn star, you know what I'm saying? So I'm going to say porn star. OK, and Zoe. Oh, I think this says like dominatrix to me. I'm going to go porn star. OK, Tim. Well, this is clearly Cruella DeVille's like a strange sister who, instead of going for dogs, went for doggy style. So I'm going to go porn star. I would like to change my answer, Jackson, this is actually a fancy porn star. All names that are three syllables would be porn star names because three syllables three syllables is the porn star. So OK, OK, that's when it gets fancy. So that's your that's your final answer is porn star. Yes, yes. OK, funk. See, I'm looking at it and I'm like, when I see Anna DeVille, I see a classy old lady in a fur coat. The only problem is that doesn't narrow down author or porn star because she could be both. She's your own. She's your own woman. So I'm going to say I'm going to say porn star. I'm going to say she's like a granny porn star. OK. Oh, I'm sorry. You said granny porn star. My brain stopped for a moment. It's OK to look like this one's unanimous. Everybody said porn star, which is correct. Yeah, everybody. We are getting photos. Nothing explicit, I said. I didn't say there's no photos. Said there's nothing. Do we get to keep account of our own points? You can. If you'd prefer. I'm just I think you just leave my points up to me. I'm just I want to know who wins. Hang on. Oh, yeah. That's what, like I said, no emotional investment. I just want to learn about porn stars. Like research later. Just writing these down like for a later research. Is she a dominator? Oh, no. Yeah, that's the important question. You know, I didn't check, Tim. You don't have to do that on your own. I'll look. I don't want to look. OK, so she everyone who has a pen has one. All right. Right. Yeah. OK, cool. Next question, Brittany Cherry, but Brittany is spelled all weird. So that's like three different types of weird. Yeah, exactly. So Daniel, Brittany Cherry, romance author or porn star. See, for me, Brittany says kind of no offense spelled like that. It says like, oh, I was born in a state that doesn't vote intelligently. So for me, this is someone who isn't a porn star, because if you're going to make, if you're going to do porn, so you add wise, you don't add arbitrary eyes and days. So this is a romance star. This is a romance author from the south, in my opinion. OK, Jackson. I have to say, I think it I think it's romance author because if if this is a porn star name, then you really did a bad job at picking your porn star name. It's Brittany. Yeah, I mean, that's as someone who does marketing. This is very poor marketing, obviously. OK, yeah, Zoe, as someone who pays me to market for him, you're not very good at yourself. I think, yeah, I think that like Cherry is too like it's very like low hanging fruit as far as like double entendre goes for porn. So, yeah, I'm also going to say romance author very good point for what it's I would also like to add this is this is also one you I could see written in like a cursive font on the front of a romance novel. Like I just think it fits that. OK, Tim. I would say it has to be. I'd say it has to be romance author. I was going to say that like it's too low hanging fruit. I was going to say a similar thing that the cherry sounds like it's leaning into the genre because like porn star names are always just like I don't know, I can't think of many which are like actual plays on six words to be perfectly honest. Like so, whereas I can't think of romance authors that have done that. So I'll go romance author. OK, and funk. It's Britanny, bitch. I would I would think of like we think of like European barbarians, but Britney Spears. Oh, that was like Britannia. I'd pay good money to see that come over the horizon. I'm I'm I want to lean porn stars. She is a dominatrix. Sorry. You would have no, she would have to be. It's obviously she's an author because I feel like she looked at her name. Her name is just Britney and she's like, I need to like smart this up. I need people to look at this and be like, this is a smart, intelligent woman. Therefore, I'm calling myself Britannia now so they can look at me and be that while Britain British people are smart and go with that. That's that's my point. I'm going to go I'm going to go romance author. Because like the more letters you got in your name, the smarter you are. The more letters. That's why my cousin just shocked us. Has your home is the smallest one in our family. He went to college. All right, looks like this one was also unanimous. It was all romance author and that is also correct. Britney, Cherry was a romance author. That is the. Sorry. Everybody has two points. That is the exact cover. I would expect the Britannia, Cherry, but they look like. Also, kind of like love your accent. Like this is like, I do not know. I don't think I've talked to anyone with your deepened accent before. It's it's sadly hereditary. I tried to work on it and this is actually me after having worked on it. So I still sound terrible. No, as Daniel said, you know, he just done. He just doesn't like your state, you know, it's fine. I don't either. Do you think you have top three American accents? I think you're pretty great. Tim, on the other hand, sounds like a bunch of seagulls dying. I mean, I must admit, we have the worst American accent. Yes. There you go. All right. Question three, Jenna Wolfhart. Daniel, what do you think Jenna Wolfhart? Oh, she writes furry porn and it's a romance author. There's no doubt in my mind. It's a romance author and she writes furry porn. That's that's it. That's it. And she it's specifically where Wolf oriented. OK, Jackson. I don't want to like just copy what Daniel says, but if that's romance author, it. All right, Zoe. I think that it's it's so obviously romance author that you included this secretly to be a wild card and it's actually a porn star. OK, and Tim. It's got to be a romance author. It's like the ones that, you know, and my heart hung it for him and his lines that was coming to me like a wolf closing its jaws around my never heart, never heart. Tim, how was coming spelled in that sentence for me, please? No, no. Do you? Like I said, no, no explanation. Yeah, this video is monetized. It might be. We'll see. And funk. Last one. Do you think romance author for like after I went to the bookstore and found Jenna Wolfhart's like hit furry Native American novel, three knots in a wedding, I'd have to say the romance author. OK, you found a book. Is that it was on the discount rack back there and it was like in a brown paper sack. And I was like, well, this looks interesting. And I felt like a famous art effect. Well, you wash your hands after you pick it up. I bleached it. Well, four out of five said romance author, and that is correct. Jenna, that's a vampire book. I'm right. There's vampires in that book, which is close enough to Furry's apparently. I also spelled Wolfhart wrong in the question. That's not on you. That's on me. No, James, you spelled it right. She spelled it wrong. I want to make that clear. If you think about it, though, aren't vampires just goth furries? They turn into bats. Sure. I mean, I guess so. I don't know enough about goths or furries. No, people are in vampires. There's necrophiliacs. There you go. They're the undead. OK. Next one is Paige Steele. Daniel Paige Steele, romance author or porn star? Well, it's a play on. It's like it's either an author who writes and steals a lot of their material or it's a porn star. I feel like this is what Zoe was talking about last time. This is you trying to be a cheeky bastard. All of these are trying to be a cheeky bastard, Daniel. This is a porn star. It's a porn star and Steele has a different connotation for her name. OK, Jackson, I see the I see Steele. I think porn star. I'm going porn star, too. All right, Zoe. Yeah, Steele is a porn star name, Tim. Yeah, yeah, Steele. It's good when it's spelled like that. I don't know why, but apparently they like it. All right. And Funk. I'm going to I'm going to risk it all here. And I'm going to say romance author just because Steele thinking power page. You're thinking like, oh, I'm a page Turner. Oh, I'm getting deep over here. I believe there is a romance author named page Turner, actually. But most everybody said porn star and that is correct. Oh, well, I know my porn. I'm going to start missing some of these on purpose because this is. Coward, funny enough, the library my mother works for, they had a mascot her name with page Turner. And they had to stop using her because she got too sexy. There you go. What? Yeah, they had a lot of people complain like, why do y'all have this woman who she was dressed like Jessica Rabbit? And like they had gotten one of their employees to draw. And they were like, well, why is she so sexy? And I'm like, well, she's a page Turner. And they're like, no, we can't use this anymore. And they had like t-shirts and they and I used to have the shirt. And I might have to see if I got it around here somewhere. All right. First of all, I just want to say reading is sexy. So all right. Next up, Stella Cox. And if someone's just listening in and not looking at the screen, it's not spelled that way. OK, so Daniel Stella Cox, romance author, a porn star. This one's splitting me right down the middle. I can see it going both ways. Stella to me screams author Cox screams porn star. And so for me, I'm going to flip a coin in my head and I'm going to just go porn star. I'm going to double down on the porn star. OK, Jackson. Romance author, you're throwing a curveball. This is as someone whose last name is Dickert, I kind of specialize in phallic names. And I'm saying this is romance author. Easy. All right. Zoe. Yeah, I agree. I think this one. The devil on Tondra is two on the nose. I think that it's romance author. All right. This one's actually going down the middle, Tim. I am going to say romance author. And the reason for that is that I don't believe a female porn star would use the name last name Cox. And I don't think a male porn star would use the first name Stella. Oh, that's OK. Can I change my vote? I'm so sorry, James. Don't kick me out, please. Sure. Fuck it. What do you say, Daniel? I say it's romance author. Yeah. OK, so we got four romance authors now, Funk. I want to be the contrarian because I feel like somebody had already got Cox with three X. So they said I'm going to be Cox with one X because I was placed. So I'm going porn star on this one. OK. So most everyone said romance author and it is. Oh, I'm sorry. And Tim. Oh, back in the race. You you change. That's not on me. You change. It's on you. You are convincing with your accent. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so persuasive. You know, I'm just disappointed in her. She could have chosen such a such a more clever name. I think that's that's the real tragedy here. If you were her, what name would you have chosen? Oh, gosh. Oh, if I were her, I would have gone just, you know, I don't know, something like. I don't think it's less. That's more like classy, I think. I mean, something like writing me. You know, actually true story and Funk saying the three X's thing reminded me of this. My aunt actually did used to be a porn star and I will not say her name on here because I know if I say that she's coming up, I will get spammed until the day I die. Like after we're done recording, I can tell you guys if you're curious, but like her name did have the three X's in it. I am so curious about other things because it would be very weird for me to say that on a live stream. Yeah. No, like I said, if you're really curious, I'll tell you a name after this, but I'm not doing it publicly. OK, next up, Alyssa Kent. Alyssa Kent, romance author, romance. Hardcore ceiling and no one can miss me otherwise. It's Alyssa Kent. That is a name you choose because it looks good in a cursive font on a romance novel. Absolutely. Daniel says romance. Jackson, you say romance. Yes. All right, Zoe. Yeah, I think I think romance author as well. Romance author, Tim. Yeah, Daniel's Daniel's right. It's and it's down to stay where it's like I feel like Paul Starr's name so very much like search, search oriental or something. I don't know. You can't yell that name in bed. Alyssa. No, it's not. Alyssa, you can't. I wonder. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this. Maybe I am. I wonder if the last name is also sort of a double entendre. Oh, I don't think that strongly enough to change my answer. But OK, there could be something there. And oh, oh, yeah. No, sorry, I was like double entendre. Oh, that's all. Yeah, I don't understand. Mom, come pick me up. All right, I'm scared. Funk. Last one. Romance author or porn star? I'm going to go with romance author, too, because Alyssa is too hard to spell in a search engine and you probably would just put Alicia and mess it all up and get three other girls. All right, so it's unanimous romance author and all of you are wrong. Oh, what? I didn't choose her name, man. I mean, she looks like a secretary more in a porn star. I mean, like the mean secretary, like you go in there and you're like, I have an appointment. She's like, and well, that's my exact fetish. So that works for me. There we go. I'm the forever body. All right, Helen Hart, but hard to spell the German way. Daniel, what do you think? Helen Hart, romance author or porn star? The Germans are known for their porn. OK. It's it's supposed to be like Helen Hart, you know what I mean? And to me, Helen Hart, that's an all that's a romance author. Now, that's not a porn star name. But my theory is that it's a romance author who's pretending to be a woman, but it's actually a man. That's my that's my theory. OK, I mean, shamed. Their family will judge them. I mean, just recently, it came out that one of the most popular mystery female mystery authors in Spain was actually just three men writing under the same name, so it's not impossible. All right, Jackson, romance author or porn star? I'm going to say romance author because heart is it's like heart, you know, actually, that answer was that answer was already taken. Oh, was it? OK, that big point. OK, Jackson says is that one still available? I think it is. Yes. All right, Zoe, what do you think? But both options are taken. So I think. Oh, gosh, I don't know. I I'm trying to make the decision between like is having your first and last name start with the same letter more of a like, does that look better on a book cover or is it better for? I don't know, because it's like a superhero name. And, you know, I feel like that's porn stars and superheroes. There's a very thin line between the two. Um, so I'm going to go with a romance author. OK, we got three for romance author Tim on the winning winning team. She's on the winning team. So here's my thinking is that. Even though it sounds more like a porn star name, I know that people who write erotica and the sort of thing tend to be women in their like 30s and 40s. And because of that, they're more likely to have a name like Helen, because my mom has a friend called Helen in her generation. And I struggled to believe that a porn star, unless it's an older porn star would use the name Helen, which is from a different generation. So I'm thinking it's got to be a romance or OK, romance. Like some of those names are like making a comeback, you know, like Ellen or let's make it a comeback, apparently. Yeah. And fun class one. We got four romance authors and what and what do you think? See, the first thought is to go with porn star because heart. She's got that. She's saying her last name is hard T, meaning she does like nipple fetish stuff. So she's like, hey, I'm advertising with my name. But then also the writing group I'm part of was always talking about having your pen name be something with alliteration is easy to remember. So I'm torn between those two. So you know what? I'm going to join the crowd. I'm going to say romance author. All right. Everyone says romance author and it is correct. Romance author. The Steel Brothers novel. Are these books good? Have you read any of these jokes? I have not. No. Howard, I found them while looking. Hey, hey, this is the number one New York Times bestselling author. What? I mean, I guess so. Do you have any idea how easy it is to get on that list, Tim? No, I don't. God damn easy. That's how it has it listed. I don't know what the requirements are. No one does. You have to be traditionally published as one of the big things. Right. OK. Next up, we have Jayman Eve. That's kind of a weird name, Jayman. All right, it's going to be a porn star. OK, I guess Tim says porn star. Daniel, what do you say? This one's got me wet, James. This one's got me wet. I'm feeling slippery. It's a slippery slope. Well, yeah, I know you're not going to want to just knock this from side to side for a minute, see how this is going to jiggle out of me. But if I had to put my mouth on it, I'm going to say porn star. OK, we got two for porn star. Jackson, what do you think? Daniel has such a way with words. I've never heard somebody use the expression jiggle out of me before. And anyone who is such an intellectual, I have no shame in playing follow the leader. So I'm saying porn star. We got three for porn star. Jackson, that answer was taken. All right, Zoe. Oh, gosh. Hmm. Jamin is such an odd name. Yeah. And I wonder, I don't know if that. I don't know, like, would that be a name that someone would choose that, like, they would come up with that they want? I mean, I guess we are talking about pen names. So it's chosen either way. Hmm. I'm going to go romance author because J's and wise and V's also look very fancy in pretty, pretty font. So I'm going to say romance author. All right. And then Tim said porn star. So Funk, what do you say? See, I'm going to look at this first and Jamin runs with Stamen, which is part of a flower's reproductive cycle. So I'm sitting here thinking like that speaks about virility and new growth. And I also look at Jamin and I feel like at some point this girl showed up to dance somewhere. It was like, my name is Jasmine Eve. But a Z in cursive looks terrible, especially when a bouncer is riding it on a clipboard. So she got Jamin, got famous with it. And now every day her regret is they messed up that Z in her name. So I'm going to say porn star. All right. So we have four for porn star, one for romance author. Corrects. All right. And I mean, that that's just porn right there at all. But are all of these supernatural? A lot of them are. But not like all of these like women find dark months to mean that is want to take them. Somebody read Cassandra Clare one time, got horny and like could never get their fix. And they just started writing. Cassandra Clare is like three. And she's definitely got like a head hidden fanfic account somewhere where there's this like much more beastly writing. Oh, it's not hidden. Cassandra Clare got her start in fanfiction and she also got in trouble for plagiarism. It's a whole long story. Wait, what? Yeah. Really? That's amazing. She wrote a bunch of Harry Potter fanfiction, some of which was like half a million words long and it all got removed from fanfiction.net for plagiarism. That's amazing. I this is a whole new world to me. Yeah, you can look it up. It's long, but next question is Aloisa James. Now I know why JK so hated. No, sorry. OK. Actually, for what it's worth, you're all tied at five points. But so Aloisa James, Daniel, is that romance author or porn star? That's a porn star. That's Aloisa James. That is someone who's trying to be a classy porn star. And I don't know how their career is going, but they they chose a distinctive name that they think sounds like something sexual. And that's why it's Aloisa James. OK, Jackson, what do you think? I'm not feeling confident. Can you come back to me? OK, Zoe. That's why you can't be in porn. So I think, in my opinion, if I were to read this, it would probably be pronounced Aloisa, so it's like Aloisa, but like maybe modern or something. I don't know. And I think I'm going to say romance author. This is a romance author that thinks that they're very classy and, you know, they write the romance for like older women. OK, so Tim, that's my what do you think? I was kind of thinking along the lines of Zoe B. It sounds like a name that they're trying to do the whole like very pretty unusual kind of first name. And then the second name is kind of like, isn't there another romance author with the last name, James, that I'm forgetting? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. And so I'm just vibing with like kind of that fancy and their normal part of grouping together. I don't know what the implication would be if this was a porn star name. It feels like Aloisa is like a name that's been spelled wrong. So I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to change my name just to contradict Zoe here. There are a romance author, but they write the nastiest, most deplorable stuff. That's my guess. There you go. So you're changing your answer to romance. Yes, but like stanky romance. Like, OK. And then even King would blush. Funk, what do you think? I'm going to snowball off of what's always got going on here. It is like a romance writer. They write old and old fashioned spot for the most part. We're talking like Gilded Age stuff, where there's a jazz record skipping post-cortis, so I'm going to go with romance author. OK, we got four romance authors. Jackson, you going with everybody or OK? No, come on, Daniel. This is this is my mom, you know. All right, Jackson, what do you think? You going to go with everybody else? Are you going to? I do like James as a last name for an author classic. However, I'm thinking that maybe she's kind of trying to go for like Girl Next Door vibe, you know. So I'm going to I'm going to say porn star. All right. So Jackson says porn star. Everyone else says romance author and corrects. Yeah, this is exactly exactly this sort of look. Yeah, this person is also a new time bestseller. Everyone's a new time bestseller. Yes, like I said, it's not that hard to get out at you. Oh, I love that. It was like it was like it was a it was a short story as well called Storming the Castle. And it's just like that's such an on brand title. But hey, James, is it James? Is it cool if I change my zoom name to my porn store name? Go for it, bro. Mine is Johnny depth for what it's worth. Oh, I've got to do mine. How do you like figure out what it is? I mean, is it just something you like listen to your heart? Or is it like a well, I didn't have to listen to my heart. I had to listen to a different part of my anatomy. But I'm a fun story. So a friend of mine, you know, how there was always those means of government, you take your first cat's name and your street name, put them together to put something hers was. And I'm not even kidding. Lulu Eclipse when it came out, how much like more of an on brand porn star name can you get with that? And that is pretty on brand. If that were mine, it would be Ricky Fork, which is shit. So all right. So next up is Sasha Rose. Daniel, would you say Sasha Rose is romance author or porn star? James, I need to say that I think due to some previous porn star knowledge, Sasha sounds like a porn star named to me. It pulls me very strongly. What knowledge is porn star? It's simply Sasha Gray, Tim. I don't know if you're familiar with the artist's work. Yeah, but the Rose isn't something I've seen many porn stars say for their name. So for me, they're trying to class up the name. And this is to me, it's going to be a romance author. Personally, I think Sasha Rose will be a romance author. I'm going to ignore the Sasha Gray influence, who I believe is now moved on to more film related work. She's on Twitch, actually. Oh, good for her. And yeah, I'm going to securely say romance author. I might have said something about myself when I answered that too quickly. But Jackson. Actually, she's on Twitch, Twitch. Jackson, what do you say romance author or porn star? I just want to really quick point out like how pretentious it is of Daniel to like point out like such a like an author like that, you know, acting like. We all know her work, Daniel. OK. She's she's very good. And that's why I'm going to have to go. She gets a really deep. Yeah, she says porn star. No, I'm going to romance author. OK, romance author. So we got two romance author. Zoe, what do you think? I am going to say porn star very confidently without expanding on my answer. OK, Tim, what do you think? No, I'm definitely going porn star quite confidently. Tim's like after what was just said, I'm going to go with. No, no, no, I was genuinely thinking that this just is just I don't know, it's just vibing. It's just a porny vibe. They all have a porny vibe. That's me. You know, it's like this one is such a search. It's such a search for anything. I don't know. It could be both. All right. And funk. You're the last one. It's split evenly. What do you think romance author or porn star? Well, first, I'm going to tell you don't feel bad about answering that about Sasha Gray so quick because every night when I set up the stream, they keep recommending her to me. I've never clicked on her channel in my life, but it's always like, hey, here's Sasha Gray doing something tonight. And I'm like, wait a minute, who is that? Then I think about it and remember and I'm like, oh, wait, yeah, I don't want to go over there because that sounds scary. But I'm also getting very strong porn star vibes off of this. Like when I look at it, the rose is kind of like that that would be the easy way out. Like if I was if I was a romance author, I would call myself like Rosalyn or a rose of Sharon, something like that. But just rose, that's that's low hanging fruit for romance author. So I'm going porn star with this one. All right. So we got it's almost even split, but most of you said porn star and corrects. I kind of think it should be a redhead. Daniel for something happened in my brain. I got a wire cross for some reason. I thought Sasha Gray wrote 50 Shades of Gray. And that's why I said that. I was wondering if you brought up an author. I was like, what is he talking about? I was you could you could consider the work of porn stars to be literary, you know, there are some times. Could it is art? It is art. I definitely look. I definitely read some erotica. The closet crosses into like just smutty erotica. No, well, let's I'm just going to stop talking. OK, probably for the best. All right. So next up, we have Chloe LeMore. Daniel, what do you think? Is Chloe LeMore an author or a porn star? This one's interesting to me, James. Chloe is inherently a white trash name, but LeMore just elevates it to like this French. What do you have against the Chloe? Yeah, that's what everyone in the audience. Let me guess some of your best friends are Chloe's. I've never been friends with Chloe in my life. Well, you actually Murphy Murphy's like middle name, isn't it? Well, she's from Kentucky, so I stay in my ground. Maybe the Chloe, so I'll agree with you. Yeah, there we go. And LeMore to me. I'm going to go with funk's logic in the last round, where it's trying to make like a last name. And that's why it's a romance author, I believe. OK, romance author. Jackson, what do you think romance author or porn star? The LeMore is making me think romance author because it's like the logic from before. How you can see the typography, like it looks nice in my head. Like, I'm going to if they haven't done it, I'm going to do it. But Chloe, Daniel actually does make up a pretty good point about the name Chloe. I'm going romance author. I hope they capitalized on this on the typography. OK, we got two for romance author Zoe. If I see another one, it's like Times New Roman here, which we've seen a lot of, I'm going to be pissed. Well, someone whose name is very close to Chloe. I take personal offense to all the shit talking of Chloe. Sure, sure. It's OK. My niece's name is Zoe. It's fine. No. OK, true story. Most of the time, whenever I tell people my name, they're like, oh, my aunt has a dog named Zoe. It's always a dog for some reason, always a dog. Anyway, I have no deep seated feelings about that at all. So I think that I'm going to also go with romance author because I think if it were Chloe Love, then that's for sure a corn star name. But because she chose the like French angle, yeah, romance author. OK, Tim, we have three for romance author. What do you think? Yeah, I'm actually going to go against the grain here. Now, I was on the similar thought to Zoe here, which was that the word Lamor I think is meant to conjure up the sense of love and it's meant to channel the fact some people turn to porn as a replacement for a lack of love and key into that deep seated need for affection and approval that they can't find in other people. So they turn to porn stars. And so I'm going to call it more as someone looking to fulfill the deep seated needs of our lost youth and lost generation. OK, I feel very attacked right now. But Funk, what do you think? Romance author porn star. So I'm kind of torn in the middle, because I'm looking at the last name, Lamor. So when I hear Lamor, I think of one other name and that is Louie Lamor, the American author. He writes cowboy novels and only cowboy novels. So I'm thinking like, OK, either they're a romance author and they write about cowboys on the range, finding love and unconventional ways for their important star. And they only do cowgirl and I can't decide. But right now I'm going to go with my heart because I want to read that cowboy novel because I want I want them to know there's love out on the plane. And I want to go with romance novels. There's a romance author for this one. OK, it sounds like everyone says romance author except for Tim and incorrect. Oh, is porn star. You know what? The cowboy hat. I OK, if you say so, I'm not an expert on this. Oh, well, I am an expert. That's why I'm the host. But you know what, Nicole Fox, what do you think, Daniel? Is Nicole Fox, the romance author or porn star? James, I couldn't come up with a more porn star name if I tried. I'm going to I'm going to put a full. I'm going to bet all my points, all of them on porn star. OK. Jackson, what do you think? Are we allowed to do that? I mean, you can't put. This isn't Final Jeopardy. You don't wager your points. I bet all my points on romance author. OK, he says romance author, Zoe. With all my points, with all my gosh, I'm not going to bet all of my points because I am not a fool. Oh, goodness. I think that if there were more than one X, then it would be a porn star. But because there is a single X, it is a romance author. OK, so we got two romance author, one porn star, Tim. I feel like Zoe keeps on like stealing all my fun reasoning before I get to stay it. So but I will I will I will follow in Zoe, Zoe. These footsteps yet. OK, we got points. Are you betting, Tim? I'm a romance author. How many points? How many how many points are you betting? How many how many points, Tim? Sixty nine. Yeah, there we go. All right, thank you. The last one we got three for romance author, one for porn star. What do you think, James? How much how much was each round worth? I didn't know Tim had sixty nine points. It's one point each. She answered a bunch of questions while you weren't looking. As you fuck. Yeah, let's see. I'm when Nicole Fox, I'm looking at this in Alaska, all I was talking to was obsessed with foxes and she wrote some freaky, dicky, kinky, extraworldly vampire fucking stuff. So I'm going to lean into romance author because I feel like it's the same energy where she's got like a little fox on her table and she looks at him and is like, all right, pause. Tell me if this is good that she reads it out loud. And if the fox has discussed the expression and she's like, yeah, I got to add more fluids. And then that's how she writes everything. So that's amazing. I'm not even seeing her anymore, right? Sadly, no, she chose a friend of hers who peeped on her in the shower over me. OK, well, maybe maybe you could introduce me at some point. And you know what? I'll gladly do it. Oh, all right. I feel like there's some deep seated trauma there, but we're going to move on. So Nicole Fox, most of you said romance author. I think Daniel's the only one that said porn star and Daniel, you are. Incorrect. I might be like a freaking therapist. This is kind of scary. What can someone tell me what a like mafia romances? Like, this is a dark, like I just. So like mafia. Have you ever watched the televangelist? That's the like mafia. Like, and now it's a romance store like a televangelist romance novel. Can you imagine that? Like, she needed healing, but he was the only one who could provide it for a small sum of three thousand dollars. I mean, it could fail. It could fail the passion building. He was about to walk on her out for a plate. And for what it's worth, I live in Colorado Springs. That's basically the evangelical Christian capital of the United States. Let me tell you, those pastors, they are all having sex with each other. Have you seen that? Have you seen that video? The Trump person who was like, you know, when they were all gasping, she's gone, victory, victory, victory. Yes. Yeah, there we go. That's a light mafia story. OK, next up is Fiona Quinn. Now this one just to make it interesting, let's go in reverse order. So Funk, what do you think Fiona Quinn romance author or porn star? OK, so I'm looking at Fiona Quinn and I'm thinking here, looking at the name that she draws Shrek Hintai in her personal time, but she's a porn star by day. OK, he says porn star. Tim, what do you think? Oh, my only context of Fiona is Shrek. So I've got to go with this is a romance author, my bet. Fiona Quinn, it just, it sounds like romantic, but not too sexual, which is all the subtlety stuff that they're often going for. OK, we got one of each. Zoe, what do you think? I think that this is a porn star, but one of those like very sweet. Like she she plays innocent, you know, girl next door type. Like that's what she does. So porn star, OK, for sure. Two for porn star, one for romance author Jackson. Before Daniel tries to pull some BS, I just want to point out he can't gamble any more points because he has zero points because he gambled them all. So I just want to point that out before he tries to make some case, you know, because I know what I'm going to say, romance author. All right, romance author. So we got two and two. Daniel, you're the tiebreaker. What do you think romance author? I would like I would just like to ask a question real quick. OK. Why have there been no male porn stars? Because their names don't really sound like romance authors. Oh, damn, really? They're all names of shit. Dictorost. Yeah, pretty much Jack Harder. Yeah, exactly. They have names like Jack Harder. It's it's funny, but it's just doesn't sound like romance author. I'm going to go ahead and say this is a romance author. And I'm going to bet all of Jackson's points. All right, romance author. So it sounds like we have three of that and two for porn star. If you said romance author, guess what? You're correct. Hey, you did it. I give half of my I give half my points to Daniel. Thank you. Oh, wait, who said romance author? Is Daniel said it? And who else? I said a romance author. An inquest, romantic, suspense, mystery, thriller. What can we just take a second and talk about what this is? What? I what is this? Like that's the Taj Mahal. Isn't it down there in the bottom? Or is that the blue? God, it is. He's lost his name Sophia, actually. OK, I'm sorry. So I was talking about a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant traveling abroad. What is wasp? I don't know. Uncommon enemies and iniquity. Oh, oh, my goodness. Yeah, I don't know. Iniquice. Iniquice in Googling that word. It means unfair or unequal. An unfair, romantic, suspense, mystery, thriller. That sounds like four books at one time. She had four ideas and was like, I got enough for one book. OK, that's just that this is an amazing cover on like 67 different levels and also 67. Only what was the missing two? I don't really like the white covers. So half of it. Oh, yeah. I feel like romantic, suspense, mystery, thriller. The guys are sitting there like I'm in love with someone, but who? And then we find out at the end of the book, who did it? I would love it to just be like romantic, suspense, sci-fi, fantasy, mystery, action, thriller. Like just I mean, that probably is somewhere. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, the main character's name is Zoe. Oh, oh, that's cursed. I apologize. I apologize. What's the relevance of the Hagia Sophia? I'm I'm reading that's where they bone. I kind of hope not. I feel like they get in trouble for that. Zoe, Zoe Kielloa's work as a military scientist was supposed to change the way America hunted terrorists. It should not have made her a target, but it did. So this was written by a Republican. This is this is just a Ben Shapiro pen name. That's what this is. Yeah. I'm getting truly proud and filthy match Ben Shapiro. I can't. I can't. No, I can't do this. OK, Zoe goes home at night to her five foot three husband. Oh, man. All right, we got two questions remaining. So we have Isla Summer or Isla Summer. I'm not totally sure, but I'm going to go with Isla Summer. Daniel, what do you think romance author or porn star? James, I'm trying to feel this one, you know, please don't. Let me see your hand. One part of my body is telling me romance author, but another part altogether is telling me porn star. Winter is more of a romance author name than summer. Summer is more of a porn star name. I'm going to summer. You're going with porn star, you mean? Yeah. OK, Jackson. What do you think porn star or romance author? Daniel really made a fantastic point there. Thank you. So you also say porn star. But I want to be different romance author. OK, romance author. We got one in one, Zoe. I. I think that maybe she's trying to play off of the name recognition of Isla Fisher. So I'm going to go porn star. Maybe she looks kind of like Isla Fisher. All right, so we got a very good point. Thank you. Two porn star, one romance author. Tim, what do you think? Isla Fisher, that's such a specific person to be playing off. I really like both of these names. Like they're ones that I would want to call my daughter. So I feel awful, but probably porn star. OK, so we have three for porn star, one for romance author. Funk, what do you think? Tim, never let your daughter watch this video. I mean, never. I don't have a daughter, by the way. I don't have a daughter. Daniel got me thinking about this, about winter being a more appropriate romance author name because in wintertime you want to cuddle up, be warm, be intimate with somebody. But summer, everybody's hot, sweaty and half naked. So I was going to say everybody's a ho in summer because it's just too damn hot, not to be. I'm going porn star. All right, so four people said porn star. Thank you, Funk. And corrects. And OK, before anyone asks, it was impossible to find an appropriate photo of her that I could put on YouTube. So I was like, OK, whatever, just put George Bush over the unpleasant bit there. Somehow it's a little I would call that the most pleasant bit. Well, you know what, Daniel? You got the question right, so don't get too upset. It her bra is really pretty. You should not have covered it up. I really like the pattern. It's cute. Oh, I can just say this, I think. I don't think we have to monetize. She had holes cut where her nipples were. So. So you mean she went and ruined that perfectly? Yeah, but. That pattern. All right, final question. Glue on my fingers. We have Joanna Angel and we'll go reverse order again. Funk, what do you think? Joanna Angel, romance author or porn star? I it might be a fever dream. I'm not sure, but I swear to God, I've seen this one like in the young adult section as you walk by. And I feel like if I don't say romance author, I'm letting down like all these kids are looking at this and be like, one day I'm going to read that adult book. So I'm going to say romance author. OK, Tim. Again, Joanna, I feel like it's that generation slightly above us that writes a bit more of this. So I've got to go Joanna Angel, romance author. OK, Zoe. Yeah, I agree. Joanna is a very older, maybe British romance author sort of name. All right. So we got three for romance author, Jackson. And you're feeling strongly about this. But all my points on romance author, romance author. We got four for romance author. Daniel, what do you think? Final question. All my points on porn star. This is Angel, guys, Angel's a porn star name. Are you kidding me if you do it after the Victoria's Secret Angels? It's absolutely a porn star name. I mean, hey, how are you, Joanna? That's yeah, that's it. All right. It's final question. So drum roll. Most of you said romance author and you're all correct. It's a trick question. She is exactly how I thought she would. That's amazing. Yeah. Shit. Look at her. Oh, it's right next to the Bibles. That's incredible. That's amazing. I'm pretty sure that was by design. I'm proud of her. So all in all, if you work as a team, you got 11 out of 15, which is a D plus, I'd say that's pretty good. But looking at points, we have Daniel with 14 or sorry, Daniel with nine points. We have Jackson with seven points. Tim has 12, Zoe has 10 and Funk has 11. So it looks like Tim is the winner with 10 points. Tim, you are a porn expert. Victory, victory. Thank you, master of porn. I am. I am. I am. You might call me the master. He is the porn expert. Please comment on his videos, all of your questions. He will answer them. What is it? What does he win by? Yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, no, fine. That's fine. You can comment porn expert on all of my videos. You can find me at Daniel Green. You can look at me on YouTube and you'll just find me there. Look up for fantasy news coming every single week. It's a great time. All right. OK, Daniel, what is the Albanian astronaut? Thank you, love, Funk. All right. And Tim, your your prize for winning is absolutely nothing. So congrats. Oh, so great. Just watch my parents love. Oh, wait, Daniel's grabbing something. What's he grabbing? Brand new MacBook Pro. If you'd like it, you just have to come to the U.S. and claim it. I am actually going to be coming to the U.S. in the next couple of years. So hold on to that and I will take a couple of years. I don't know. I don't know. I want to come to the U.S. And I want to see everyone because no one lives in New Zealand. Oh, address the place you want to stay at and the times you'll be there to sleep. Let me just check my Instagram messages. All right, all right. So that was great game. Anybody want just say goodbye, self-promote yourself. Any channels, YouTube, Twitter, whatever that you want, I'm Murphy Napier. You can find me. I highly recommend you comment. Any thoughts you had on the things I said here on my most recent video and thank you for having me. Well, I'll say thank you for having me because I think I'm the smallest person here. So thank you for having me. I'm funk shower everywhere. I'm also an adult artist. So, you know what? Ask me porn questions, too. I'll do my best to answer because I'm also lonely. So Jackson, promote your company. You're capitalist. Why? Well, you know, I don't know if this is the right video to promote the company on, but you want to write a book for your shit than anything we've done here. If you want to write a book, you can't fire, but you can't post your smut on explore. I'm sorry. And no, nobody else. OK, I mean, I do. Should I? I don't know. I don't know. If you want to, you can. Sure. And I'm Zoe B. You can find me at Zoe B here on YouTube. I make video essays. Only some of them are about books. Zoe B. Yes. Yeah. Goodbye. Be like the insect, not the letter. 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