 Item number SCP-1670 Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures SCP-1670 is maintained by Foundation agents of the licensed franchise of ████████████████ LLC. Research staff are to maintain cover in service positions during operating hours, while security personnel assigned the Task Force Gamma-5, Waffle Irons, are to maintain cover at regular customers or wait in the ready room established within the food storage area. Foundation personnel are allowed to provide unsatisfactory service for the purpose of discouraging local business. All issues relevant to the normal day-to-day operation of the site are to be forwarded to Corporate Liaison Robert Gooden. Failure to adhere to this policy will result in disciplinary action. In SCP-1670 events, research staff are to distribute amnestics and sedatives in the guise of complementary beverages or food items, while security personnel attempt to isolate the individuals involved in the event for observation. If affected individuals are determined to be non-anomalous, they may be released to the public after a quarantine period of no less than two weeks. Anomalous individuals or individuals who otherwise cannot be released must be disposed of on site, along with their possessions. Foundation personnel are not exempt from these procedures. Description SCP-1670 is a temporal and spatial anomaly affected in the ██████ restaurant located at ████, it came into Foundation custody in ████, after spontaneously reopening from three separate attempts to abandon and close the location. The property was seized using local imminent domain law and eventually reopened in the guise of a normal franchise after all previous containment and demolition attempts failed. Unless the area surrounding SCP-1670 is maintained as a restaurant under the ██████ brand, it will spontaneously revert to such, even when under direct observation. Matter displaced by this process has not been recovered. These reversions to the state of an open restaurant also include customers and waitstaff appearing in the act of serving and eating food. The majority of individuals present after such a reversion have been ordinary members of the local populace who claim to have arrived there normally or to have been continuously employed there despite the previous state of the location. These reversions to the state of an open restaurant appear to have been contained by simply keeping the restaurant open with Foundation personnel as the staff. While there are still spatial anomalies present at the location, the local populace no longer appears at the location by extraordinary means, and a pattern of poor service keeps most locals away. The majority of customers are now travelers passing by on the nearby highway. SCP-1670 events are signaled by electrical anomalies and a strong feeling of paranoia and apprehension among those present, along with minor relocation of objects within the location. Anomalous individuals may appear during these events. These individuals may be duplicates of others who are already exed and elsewhere, often within the restaurant itself. These individuals can be isolated by careful observation, although a medical examination may be necessary to determine their origin. Anomalous individuals must not be allowed to leave the location of SCP-1670, as there existence poses a threat to public safety. Security personnel must locate any duplicate or otherwise anomalous individuals and detain them for observation until it can be positively established whether they are native to our reality and can be safely released from custody. Addendum While there are rarely visible differences between anomalous and ordinary individuals, post-mortem investigation typically finds severe internal abnormalities and toxic substances, including, but not limited to, extra or missing internal organs, external sensory organs located within the body, orifices filled with toxic or reactive gases, broken glass filling the stomach or lungs, human remains in the stomach, unknown symbiotic life-warms. Notably, anomalous individuals have not yet carried any unknown or violent pathogens, but personnel are advised to continue observing proper decontamination procedures. The possession of anomalous individuals should not be retained for further study, as per Extradimensional Protocol 53, regarding conservation of mass and energy. All extradimensional matter must be disposed of on site.