 Welcome everyone to the red pill man cave. I'm your host James P. Madonna and I am with my right-hand man and co-host Mick von Raven from Chicago, Illinois. How are you, sir? Happy time change. Time change? Time stolen from you. Yeah, that was strung ahead today. Oh, so we're we're losing an hour. Yes, we are. Thank you. So you're fooling yourself. So you're one hour closer to going back to work than you were yesterday. Unfortunately, yes. Yes. Well, they should they should give up this stupid daylight savings time. I think some states don't practice like Arizona. Only two. Arizona and Indiana. Well, they're smart. Sometimes. Well, in that situation, they are. Otherwise, they're red states, so they can't be that smart. Excuse me. So did you get speaking of Indiana? Yeah, I saw Mike Pence said his family was threatened by Trump on, you know, January 6th. So maybe Tucker Carlson could cover that part of it for us. It was a peaceful threat. Well, we all know that Trump wanted to override the election. And because Trump is a dictator of the universe, he thinks he is he wants to is constantly the entire universe, the emperor of the universe. Very egocentric. Well, narcissism. I mean, I'm not saying there's not other people like him. But according to his niece, who's a psychologist, he's messed up in the head. I mean, she admitted it that, you know, he's his uncle, Trumpy, Trumpy bear is really messed up in the head. But for you people out there, let me just I know Daryl Macias. Yeah, Daryl Macias want to set up his laptop and join us. Let me see. I don't know how to. Okay, there you go. Daryl Macias, if you're when you're out there, there's the link. So anyway, for those of you that are unfamiliar with this new format, it is a free form format. But Trump believes his own press clippings. That's the problem. Well, he believes his own delusion delusional lies. You remember when George Costanza told Jerry Seinfeld how to beat the lie detector test, you know, it's only he says it's only a lie. Yeah, we're free to make a point or we're free. It's, it's, it's not a lie. If you believe it to be true, if you believe it's true. Yeah, like, in other words, and if you can, your mind, you I mean, you would have to be so wrapped up in your own. Exactly. Illusional world to beat a lie detector test. Excuse me, I drink some of my hard apple cider here by Ace, the Imperial. So you were sit 8% alcohol. Nice. Enjoy. Yeah, I was saying when you were saying it's free, we're free to make a point over free to make a fool of ourselves. No, well, sorry, James, what did you say? I try not to get silly. I mean, I don't want to get too silly. Like, for instance, we, it was overkill. We were making too, we were making too many jokes about masturbation last time. And, and Jeff told me, he says, my God, you know, it's a little much, you know, you know what he says, you know, I mean, you talk about women and, and intercourse and vaginas and labias and clitoris, but, but he says, you know, if you have a joke about masturbation, tell it and then move on. Yeah. Well, I says, I, yeah, I understand. I understand. But I mean, we can make all the jokes we want can be offensive. We can, but I like to stick to the truth. I don't recall that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I like to, I like to, if something comes out and defense somebody, well, that's the way to crab cake crumbles. I mean, but I try to stick to, to the truth. And if the truth is funny as hell, great. If the truth hurts, hey, that's the way it goes. It's like, um, so how, uh, what's new with McVon Raven? I think we're having technical, you want? Yeah. Cause you're, it's new. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I went to is choppy. It's like, maybe your audio is choppy. Also, I think we're having a little bit of a technical difficulty. Well, I'm not, I don't have a problem, but you know what, if you want to, if you want to come back, if you want to, you know, I mean, well, it's my, okay, sir. I went to two concerts this weekend. I'm bushed. It was a lot of fun. Good. I'm glad you had a good time and I stayed off the couch two nights in a row on the weekend. That's awesome. I think that, um, I think that this shows time slot is, is ideal for you as opposed to Saturday night. Sure. I think it is. You want to get out? You want to enjoy yourself on a Saturday night? Yeah. Well, now, you know, that's it. That's what you got Friday. There's a song lyric and it says that Saturday night, it's time to fuck her fight. Yeah. So I'm, I'm, uh, I've had some caffeine. I'll admit to be a little low energy, but you know me, I'll get going in a moment. And then at any moment, I'll get, uh, overly boisterous on some subject matter. That's my shtick. You, um, I had plenty of caffeine. I've been drinking this, organic, uh, Peruvian dark roast, uh, that I, oh, yeah. I thought, yeah. I thought maybe add some Peruvian marching powder. No, no, no, I, well, I'm, I'm, I'm kidding. I'm a coffee. I'm a coffee. I, I, but I love good coffee. It's got to be really good coffee. Definitely. I am a big fan of coffee. Uh, but not, I had a coffee with some, I'm sorry. I had a coffee with some Baileys like substance, the cookies and cream from Prater Joe's. So, uh, you know, a little something to get me going today. I've had a little bit of liquor. For those that put milk in their coffee and tea, you can't get better cream than Baileys, Irish cream. And, uh, there's also another cream called rum chata. It is a cream. It's a rum cream. Are you familiar with the rum chata? Yeah. We're your audio and, uh, Carolines is, I'll, I'm going to leave and come back. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Mick, Mick has an iPhone. He, uh, iPhone, I used to have an iPhone, but it forces you to use Safari when you go live stream. And Safari is not compatible with live stream software. You know, I'm so happy that I have a Samsung Galaxy Android. Now I am waiting for the others who said they want to come on the show. Oh, well, they haven't seen it yet. There it is. How you doing? Hi, any better? Yep. All right. Excellent. Excellent. Yep. Absolutely. Um, I'm, uh, he hasn't seen it yet. I'm, I mean, we're going to be joined by Jeff Zanbello and Mr. Clean. Okay. Mr. Clean says he's not working today and, uh, What about Ronnie Simpson or Western Mike? I don't know. Also, I mean, Ronnie Simpson had, it's easier for him to come on the Saturday show with Western Mike, but Western Mike, uh, I guess it bothered him when I, when I spin the wheel with the BC's face in the middle, and he like left really quick. He's very, um, he's very touchy about certain things. Western Mike. Who's BC? I apologize. Who's BC? Oh, BC is from the Boozehound, uh, so it's a mutual friend? Well, there are the people that do reviews. Unfortunately, many of the people who do liquor reviews are, uh, alcoholics that have not come to terms with their addiction yet. Yes, I understand. You know, and they, uh, they deny it and they say that it's a hobby. They don't have a problem. They don't have a problem. They have a hobby. Well, they don't spill. They're not, they don't have a drinking problem when they don't spill. Oh. Oh, so alcoholics have a tendency to spill because they're, they're, they're always blasted, right? They're, well, that's like an old joke. I don't have a drinking problem. I never spill. I never spill. Oh, because, because they, they make sure that every drop enters their body. So they have a, they don't have a problem, but I feel bad for hardcore alcoholics that drink rubbing alcohol and other horrible things. That's got to be really a bad addiction. I really feel for them sad. So yeah, I rocked out Friday and last night I saw Eric Johnson, the guitar virtuoso from Austin, Texas. He was amazing and Friday was winery dogs with some good players, Portnoy, Billy Sheehan and the guitar player that was in poison. I'm forgetting his name for a minute. It was so good. It was a lot of fun. Great. The problem I had, there was another concert that night named Iggy Pop and his band, and I had to choose between the two. It was kind of Iggy Pop 70 and he's still rocking out. So anyhow, I still haven't done my taxes yet because I don't get the refunds I used to. Yeah. So the incentive is really not there. Not there. No, exactly. Yeah, but you know what? The rich are, you know, the, unfortunately, I don't know what's keeping Biden from doing the right thing, but unfortunately, the rich are still enjoying their very low tax rate, right? I mean, he's supposed to get that wealth tax going. Ooh, down with the rich. He was supposed to legalize marijuana. He was supposed to stack the Supreme Court. He's got a lot of things still up to do. Yes, with an executive order. Come on now. Get her done. It's like a hot nurse giving you a sponge bath. It's like a do-over. Yeah, you like it. Yeah, you have a clean slate. Yeah. So how's the weather by you, James? I had sleet last night. It was a long drive and it was kind of treacherous. How was your weather? Well, yesterday we had the usual cold, damp, overcast, rainy day. Today, the sun is out, but lately it's been in and out, in and out, in and out. It comes out like, you know, like you think the sky is going to like clear up completely and then the clouds come back. It's totally crazy. Yeah. It's very erratic. It's unpredictable. But one thing's for sure. We have not had normal winters. Same here in Chicago. In many years. The winters. California had an anomaly. They had winter they never had before. And the climate deniers take note. There is a climate change and a problem with the climate. Not only is Southern California, did Southern California get hit with cold temperatures and snow, but it goes from extreme rain now. Well, it goes from extreme drought to extreme heavy rain for where there's flooding and mudslides, you know, for these people that choose to build their homes up on a hill, so they have a beautiful view. Well, when their house goes crashing down the hill, their beautiful view is gone. Well, you know, there was a song by Spirit and the lyrics went, it's nature's way of telling you something's wrong. And that's definitely nature's way of telling you, I'm gonna head upstairs to see if we get a better connection. Okay. Yeah, you have that common sense. Like if you're a builder, like, you don't build a condominium complex over a sinkhole in Florida. Yeah, you know, or a fault or a fault line somewhere, or a fault line. You know, it's like building over to San Andreas fault, like you don't you just don't do that to make a quick buck. You don't put a bridge on top of a swamp. Yeah, like, you know, like Ronnie Simpson says, well, they did a lot of dredging back in the day, they took that enough for this, they took sand from the Gulf of Mexico, and they build it up on land. But yeah, but Ronnie, how stable is that? I mean, Florida is one huge gigantic flat swamp, a sandbar, you know, it's like, yes, I don't think it was really meant to hold that many buildings safely, excuse me, safely. I don't think it was, you know, I don't, I don't think mother, you know, mother nature will kind of makes it obvious whether or not you should build. Now, these people who want to buy affordable real estate, and it just happens to be surrounded by forests and mountains and lakes, and then they complain about the wildlife coming in their garage and throwing their garbage cans around the bears. Yeah. Hey, the Commodore Jeff Sorry, I forgot all about it. I was at a Turkish restaurant. Oh, I love that. My tax refund. Turkish food is very Hey, come over here. Oh, you're home. Hey, Heidi, Mikey, you're all dressed. You look like you look like an executive, Mikey. Yeah, he's got to go to a a wake tonight or a memorial service. Sorry for your loss. Thank you, sir. You're welcome. A family member fest away? No, somebody from Mikey's church. Oh, Helen. Sorry. She's a nice lady. And yeah, very nice person. Rest in peace. Thank you, sir. I love them. Thank you, James. I toast the the the the soul of the person who departed. The dear departed, dearly departed, dearly departed. In May, I go to New Jersey for the best week of the whole year and James knows what that week is. I believe I do. What's that, James? I believe I do know. Yep. I know it. Do you care to share it, James? What? Do you care to share that week? Well, you're going to you're probably going to get together with me. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Now, let me ask you. What's that for the week in the whole year? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure like, you know, all all Saints Day, all all. Oh, wait a minute. All Saints Day. That's November the 1st. Exactly. That whole week is the best weather and the best food. Oh, yeah. The best coffee time. Mick, if you ever if you ever go to New Jersey, that's when you want to go there. Okay. I've been I went to New York before 9 11. Yeah. I got there. Well, Chicago, they can close the door. In Illinois has the beautiful autumn foliage turning colors too like we do. Yeah, but doesn't have as many massage parlors as New Jersey does. Yeah, I bet. Hey, Commodore, did you have any Turkish coffee? No, but I got the poison out. Okay, that's good. I like, you know, Turkish coffee. The only thing I could have got Mick, if I get five coffee too late in the day. Oh, I understand. I'll stay up all night. I'll be looking at the ceiling. I understand. I'm the same way. I can have coffee in the morning and that's it. Noon's the cut off time for me. Maybe that's why they put so much sugar in Turkish coffee because it's it's really, you know, cowboy coffee. It's rich. It's rich. Yeah, I don't need any sugar in the Turkish coffee. I just need the pretty waitress's little pinkie thing to stir it up. And that's sweet enough. You know, when I was all right, hold on. Where is she inserting that pinky finger? Anyway, when I was a kid, there was a candy called Bamino's Turkish taffy. Yeah. And I don't know what made it Turkish. Maybe a nice Turkish belly dancer put it in there between her crack or something. It's all I'm saying. So any belly dancers, Commodore? No, just but good, good Arabic music, homemade food, owner managed, like the croissants. Nice. You have to be owner managed. No franchise would, no, what do you call BJ Steakhouse franchise. We wait 20 minutes at 10 o'clock at night for some food. Get generic foods from their freezer to your table. And the kid in the kitchen, if all these franchises, whether it's McDonald's or yeah, the lung butter for you. Yeah, exactly. But some pubic hairs and they scratch the nuts. Okay. Who's the one that need a Bryant with the pubic hair? Oh, really? Thomas remember that? He testified that he had a something about a pubic hair and a coke can. I wouldn't. Oh, okay. That's an old story. He's anti gay. No, not wait a minute. No, Anita, not Bryant. What's the other Anita? Okay. Sorry. Anita Bryant was anti gay. Anita Anita Hill. Thank you. Yeah. Anita Bryant would be if she's still alive. She's a big fan of the Santas. He's anti gay also. Yeah. Anita Bryant. Yeah. So, uh, it was I say, yeah, I think Anita Bryant, she, um, hey, coming down for breakfast. Cool. Nice. I love your big, sandy nipples. Yeah. Co hogs. I'm going to do, I'm going to do a little, uh, Clam worship. What's the music James? Well, I don't want to, you know, I can't play copyrighted songs because they'll, they'll sue you. No, but don't you have your own instrument? You get a whole bunch of insurance at your house. You get the juice. Don't start. The thing from Newport, Rhode Island. Don't start. Well, I'm just one master basin joke and I'll stop after that. Don't play. Don't play the male organ. We don't want to hear that. Exactly. Don't do it. We're against it. We're not for it. Hey, wait a minute. Oh, it doesn't look like it looks like you're doing something else. So bad. Two handed. Your tent. No, I got lyrics to that song, the chicabarabique. I'm, I've got what you call sleep hangover. I went to two concerts. I didn't drink alcohol. I'll do that tonight when I have a cigar brandy, but I'm, I'm tired. I'm punchy. It's a good time to talk to me. I can act extra dopey. You're punchy. I'm slap happy. And probably the visit to the Turkish restaurant with the pinkies and such. Oh yeah. Yeah, got you out. Now what? Yeah. Now we'll see. The little scratch and snip down there and it's German coffee. Oh boy. Turkish women are hot. Definitely Greek women, Turkish women. Yeah. All women. Damn it. I think they're pretty as belly dances of all in my opinion. Yes. I mean, I've seen belly dancing videos from, you know, from different Middle East cultures. And James is well versed in Arabic, erotic belly dancing. Tel Aviv has some good belly dancers, don't they? And, and what about, oh, uh, Jewish belly dances? Yeah, Tel Aviv, I think they're all over there. What about the, what about the cut, the beautiful colored costumes they have, the Turkish belly dances? Take them off. That's what I say. Yeah. With the symbols. Yeah. Well, that's what I was trying to mimic with the quahogs. I wonder if they have symbols. Maybe they got symbols down below, a little symbol between the legs. They always have like a belly button ring, too. Excuse me. I'm for it. I like it. Whether it's a little, uh, a gold ring or a diamond or. They're always the luckiest women, by the way. My favorite kind, voluptuous women. Yeah. James, I'm not sure what you're doing, but Steson desist all activity. He's getting the bull base. Oh, no. And he's flexing his little pectorals. Yes, he is. We'd rather see a couple of supple breasts. I'm sorry. I'm scooping his little breasts. Ah! I've got blind! I can't see anymore! I'm scooping your- Oh, you big bear? Hey. I was sticking for a bear. I'm scooping the fruit- The fruit of the day? What? Zupa! The fruit of the mar, and getting yelled at by the owner. Did you have like samosa or something, commander? It seems like it. Now, today's sell, the company that makes Dr. Squatch, uh, the odor. And so today's sell special brushes for body here. For women's pussies? Nice. Men's body here. No, I don't want- I'm not interested in that. I can tell you this, right? There's a lot of fur balls. A lot of fur balls all over my house. I shed worse than a German shepherd. Oh, I thought you were referring to the misses. Never mind. Wait a minute. You mean your pubes are falling out? No, my back hair, it sheds. Because like your forearm here is only so long, but then it has to go through a cycle, so it falls on the ground. But if your hair is me, it's all over the damn house. Well, then you- And you- we- we don't even have to take your word for it. We've seen it. You are a hairy motherfucker. I used to have a roommate, a female roommate, and she complained about, um, the shower, because she'd have to pick up all the hair. Oh, yeah. It wasn't from her shaving? No, and it wasn't from my bald head either, so- Wow. Yeah. This roommate, do you talk to her anymore? No, she's a- she's a nurse in Boston. She's just- but talk, she- a little too skinny for me. Gotcha. Yeah, she had a fresh mouth on her, though. Hmm, and she- She used to tell me- she used to tell me about her dates and- Did she use a broom in the shower to sweep up all the hair? I don't know. She had- she had something wrong- What's that thing with your- your shit all the time? Oh, irritable bowel syndrome? Something- Crohn's. Oh, that's quite horrible. Yeah, she- yeah, so, yeah. Poor thing. And then she'd tell me one time, she had a- she had a patient. She worked at Brigham Woman's Hospital, and um, uh, and then, um, she- it was a Beth Israel, one of those two. It was a top hospital in Boston. Anyways, but she said that there was a patient that was hairier than me. He was a fat guy, and she said- she said that he had the hairiest ass he's ever seen. She was- that's so nice to hear. So, he had a- thanks for sharing. He had a big clump come out, like a- like a- like a- what do you call, uh- I need to steer the ship back to the power of the P. You guys, like the Tribble- Not a hairy man ass. You wanted red pills! So, man. Well, he's perfect. Commodore was perfect for the- for the red pill main cave. So, this guy had, like a- like a tumbleweed coming out of his anus? No, just- All right, I'm gonna take- I'm gonna take- take, uh- Take, uh- It's like- A valve of silence after her ass. A tumbleweed on that side of his ass. It had more in it. Yeah. I'd rather talk about- You can pull me. A lady's, uh, rose butt than a man. It's just saying. Yeah. Now, uh, uh, speaking of intercourse. Oh. Hairy man ass! No, I got- What are you doing? I got- No, I think- I got dressed. I got dressed, yeah. I think that the best- I think that the best position is when a woman rides the man, gets on top of the work. Because she can adjust her pelvic area, so she can hit- She can hit the G-spot. Her clitoris. She can rub her clitoris against the man's pelvic bone. It depends on the woman, her size, her shape. Some women are better with missionary position. And, you know, at a certain angle, you're hitting her clitoris, and she gets- So it depends. Yeah. On the situation. Some couples usually have their best position, and a couple of mine have actually been missionary position, was our best position. Yeah. Oh, and a woman's riding you. But my hands are all over the place, so it's more than just- She can- She can grind. She can find the pelvic bone easier by going forward. Or backwards. And grind the clitoris against the man's pelvic bone. Because she has the throttle. You know, in other words, she can go in any direction. Because she's- I only had one squirter in my life. And that freaked me out. It was pretty wild. No, I had- That's awesome. I had a couple of those. There's, believe it or not, there is a liquid that is- Partly urine in there, too, I heard. There is a liquid, a fluid, that squirter from the G-spot that is not piss coming out of their bladder. Why is part of it pisses in it? Part urine. What it is, is when an embryo becomes a fetus, and right before the baby decides if it's going to be a male baby or a female, and I'm not talking about our transgender crap. I'm talking about real male and real female. What is supposed to become a prostate, if it decides on female, what's supposed to become a prostate is shrinks and atrophies into the G-spot. Wow, amazing. And that is the remnant. That is the remnant of what could have been a prostate if the baby decided to go male. But if it goes female, that regresses the shrinks, it comes to G-spot. All right, gotcha. That's all the fluid that the semen, a man's semen have, but they have that. It's that fluid. Right, right. I'm not making jokes. No, I know you're not. I know you're not. That's right. That's why- No, I'm talking about scientific here. Yeah, this is serious. I mean, they really do, they really is a- I'm getting awfully hot here. What? It really is a type of seminal fluid. Oh, there you go. Now we just have an X-ray show. You're the only company controller accountant that has no dress code in the office. All right. I don't feel so good, suddenly. You're a cheat. I think I'm in a puke. That's my trip. Good. Now he's been training for North Carolina event. Nice. So I can tell you a quick tale. I am attracted to women with large breasts. Same when you're in the missionary position and you help gather their breasts up and ask them to suck their own supple nipples. I go fucking ape shit and drill the living hell out of them. Wow. Yeah. It's a good one. So it's a good trick at home, kids. Try it with your loved one with a large enough chest, at least a C cup or bigger, 36, 34 C. You really want double Ds. It's really about good. Very nice. One time I did go to Tripoli and that girl knew how to- She, the art of titty fucking with a woman doing it to you is incredible. Wow. Yeah, I lie on my back. She took her joyous melons and she knew what she was doing. That wasn't her first rodeo. James, you might need to take a trip to Chicago. It seems like they know what they're doing out there. Most likely. Yeah. And I was chatting with a woman online and she asked me, tell me something in your bio that I didn't read. And I said, I'm not attracted to flat-chested women. Yeah. And she had nice breasts and she said, am I flat-chested? Trying to bait me. And I'm like, no. Yeah. She also has no car. So, you know, that's when you say, hey, lady, bend over. I'll drive. There you go. Well, you know, even visually, a firm, round, large cup, a woman with a large cup, I don't mean, I don't mean the size if the woman has fat on her back. I mean, the actual cup size is what counts, right? Yeah. Even visually, it's a turn. Oh, it drives you wild. You get nuts around big tits. Yeah. Your brain, you get animal brain. If they have a firm round, if they have a firm round bubble butt ass, you know, if it's, if they have a nice firm round bubble butt ass, like this Qohog, you know, that's even a greater turn on. Every time I pass a hot chick at work, I always think of the scenarios like, what if I did grab her ass? Yeah. Would I be beaten and fired or just fired? And, you know, I always, I don't do it. My mind's like, how do I get my hand out? But I certainly even think of it every time. Oh, her dad works here. He might poem with me into Tuesday. Yeah, it's just part of being a man, I guess. Exactly. Now, when you were created, we have a singularly minded as such. No, that's just the way we are created. One track mind. We have a special guest. Otherwise, if we were created this way, there'd be no procreation. Exactly. Sorry, James, go ahead. You're being singed. We have a special guest that flew in, especially for this show, from Hollywood, California. It is a thing. Remember, things. Yes, yes. The king of masturbation, commander. Sorry, I had to approach you. Okay, brother. That's okay. Thing, would you like to greet our viewers, listeners, and co-hosts? Okay, you like to say hi? Very nice. Hey, wait a minute. You're talking to yourself. Oh, that's not nice. Be nice. And Mary, here's to you, too. Thing, bite it. Suck it, thing. Get back yourself. Hey, that's not nice. You, too, buddy. I have a scratch in the middle of my forehead. You're number one at boat charts. Here's your IQ, buddy. So in other words, one in the front, one in the back. Poker, liquor in the front, poker in the rear. All right. That's enough for you. That's enough for you. That thing is he became so bitter since that sitcom, since that show ended. Well, you know, he was the one that the whole family went to him for happy endings. They were abusive somewhat, each one of them. You mean when his hand came out of the box? Yes, yes. He had to jerk off the whole family. Yeah, the family's function. Okay. Masturbation joke number two. No, that's okay. No, no, that's okay. Because they're different. Move on, move on. They're different. Commander, you're in charge of that. You're in a whole different context. You're in charge of calling the jokes that there are too many masturbation jokes. You say so and we'll stop. There you go. Fruit to the mar. Yeah, see, that's exactly what James was doing. Then the owner said, don't do that. Yeah, he says you have to use the steel serving spoon. I said, well, where is it? It's not my restaurant. Why is he claiming me? It's not my restaurant. Go get it. He's yelling at me for school. Just for the record, I'd rather talk about intercourse than masturbation, your honor. If I am here to testify. And your magistrate. My lord, my lord's ladies. Now a constable sounds to work constable. Constipated almost sounds like they're full of shit. Yeah, like sounds like a cop. Yeah, that's what we call our RCMP officers. Constable. Constable. Constable. It sounds like a cop who's constipated though. Exactly. Well, I sent the link to Ali Baba. Where the hell is he? Well, it's like the third or fourth time now, James. I'd count him out at this point. I wouldn't count on him for nothing. He says that he definitely wants to be on the show this weekend. I don't see him. Let me get a pillage of rape out. Sorry, guys. Excuse me. I like burps. Pillage of rape. You have to say pillage of rape during your burps. Nose picking. It's all fair. Three strikes and he's out. If he doesn't show up today, that's it. I miss Tony from Scotland. He's persona. Tell him to grow up and show up. Tell him to grow a set of balls. I was saying that I met another lady online that doesn't have a car. I don't, you know, how do you get around, lady? Yeah, what is with all this? Yeah. I got two of them. And I don't know. And then what they do is they'll chat you up and then the communication will go dead cold. I don't quite understand dating these days. I think that's cool. Well, ghosting. Slighting and ghosting. Ghosting. Well, ghosting is when you don't get replies, right? Yeah. Yeah. And they, I don't know. I don't get it. I mean, don't we have the same goals? I mean, we fit together. Why not give it a go? Exactly. We're like two peas in a pod. Thank you for what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't understand. I mean, I'm going to wine and dine in before 69. I'm not straight to the bedroom. There you go. I'm a gentleman. Yeah. Ah, there we go. I got my rape or excuse me, guys. Rape and pillage. Yes. That's usually when you're drinking with people, you have to say them, you have to say rape or pillage when you belt, you have to take another drink. It's a drinking pillage and plunder. That's a lot of words to remember when you're drunk. Well, a plunder. Rape, pillage and plunder. Plunder, plunder from under. It sounds like a good Minnesota fats. It sounds like a good political platform. Yeah. Rape, plunder, four o'clock in the morning. Next, you know, next weekend, he's in Minnesota, Wisconsin for four days. Like what to work your competition. Yeah. He was working it. Well, he was offering special one-on-one training to a female and wasn't charging her. So you know that he was trying to get a stick into the hole. He had the greatest come on line, Mick. So this was all pre-packaged. All he had to do was say, you know what, if it was for an unsuspecting, lonely female, he would say, oh, no charge. You just, just brought me dinner. He can't hold up because then he already knows if it's a yes or a no before it even starts. Yes. Yes. Nice. Very nice. Yeah. We won't mention the person's name, but James and we get dismissed because for like a year, year and a half, he's like saying, oh, yeah, yeah, when I come to New York City or New Jersey, we're gonna, we're gonna get to, we're gonna hang out for, you know, for a few days. Yeah. He, every day. It wasn't even 48 hours. It was 24 hours. Every after. Every afternoon, this guy called me telling me how he's excited that he's gonna spend quality time hanging out with me. Um, and he, uh, it was a, it was a bullshit. Now he, well, he did the seminar in Wisconsin and he had this woman, this, uh, groupie. What happened to Mick? I'm here. I'm walking around. I just didn't know, no picture for the walk around because people get dizzy. Yeah. I'm walking too much. He, um, was, um, he had the girl, the woman, rather, flying from Minnesota for this one-on-one training, supposedly in the parking lot of the whole, yeah, the whole top parking lot, Wisconsin. All that training, yeah, one-on-one, eh? So yeah, picture this. You get like a Mercedes Benz or you get like a nice car. Even a, even a minivan, it doesn't matter, right? You see these two knuckleheads swinging like sledgehamers right next to your car. And broad daylight? Broad daylight time, whatever. Yeah, fucking in the car is from when you're young and can't go anywhere else. And then he's trying to brag to James and I, he's saying, look at this, look at this picture. And then I said to James, I said, well, where's the rest of her, James? Usually if you have a headshot of a woman, you know, she's, you ever hear of Fatty O'Buckle? Yes, of course, the murderer. Well, he was a diddler. He murdered somebody. He did? Yeah, but I, I heard the whole story. She got blamed. She, she had alcohol poisoning. Oh, that's a shame. Yeah. Well, he was framed then. He was framed. It's the same. Because he was making a lot of money in those days. It's the same with, what do you call, online dating websites where if the woman's profile only shows the head and nothing from nothing below the chin. Beware. She's obese. Yeah. Yeah. I've had, I had some online. You have to do some investigations when you're looking at their profiles. Nice. I forget which famous musician knocked one of his teeth out with one of those. He did though. I read it. Well, you have to know. I don't, I don't remember who it was, but they did not get tooth out with that. You got to be sober when you do it. Exactly. That doesn't sound like any musicians I know. You have to position it before you play it. Or put it in. Exactly. Or put it in position. I'm holding it comfortably in my teeth. Then you play it. That's what she said also. Exactly. Oh, you mean like you're talking about the clitoris, I think. Right. Oh, and she's blowing you. The salami in her mouth. Hide the salami. William Shatner's preparing to die, it says on my phone. He, well, he did successfully murder his wife. So just like Blake who just died, Robert Blake. Oh yeah, Robert Blake. Yeah, he really did. Yeah, he, he remember William Shatner when he called 911. She said the bottom of the pool. After he had his hand on her head. No, they're on their way, honey. He's holding her under the water. Yeah, he murdered her pretty. Just like they murdered Natalie Wood. Celebrities can murder anyone they want. They get like an award for it. I mean, they don't do it. They don't do hard time. Nothing about getting in the pool and dragging your, your wife out of the pool. You know what I mean? Like he just leaves her down there. Oh, 911, she's in the pool. She's in the pool. Yeah, you know how we talk. So yeah, he didn't want her around anymore. And he didn't go to. What an alien. I was dating one young. Yeah, he didn't go to. Just big ones, crocodile tears. Yeah. He didn't go to Leonard Nimoy's funeral because he, he was invited to an event in Amar al-A'la. What are those Jewish food rolls called? I don't know what. Jewish food rolls. Oh, oh, meet the Shiksa. What is a Jewish food roll called? Jevis or? My God, Jacob, I have no experience in that. Leonard Nimoy was from Boston. Him and Shetner are Jewish. Cambridge, Cambridge, Massachusetts. He went to Cambridge Ridge and Latin High School. Beam me up, Scotty. What, what, what excuses? Yeah, there's, he's the last one left him in. George Sakai, a zoo. Yeah, and when George Sakai says, Beam me up, Scotty. That's a whole different meaning. Well, George Sakai. Yeah, that means he's going to, to blow him. He did not, he did not, and for good reason, he did not invite William Shetner to his. Scotty get lost where the sun don't shine to his wedding, his, his gay wedding. You know, Takai was late and coming out of the closet. He was like 70 when he announced. Yeah, yeah, because it was different days. He couldn't come out of the closet. You got to understand the generation, you know. I understand, but he could have announced earlier, like at 15, so he was a scared bunny. As a child, he was in the Japanese internment camp during the World War Two. As a child. I wonder if he got molested there. Family, but he, he says Shetner tried to hog the camera all the time. He, Shetner used to tell the director and producer not to give too much speaking, not to give, to give very short speaking roles to the other cast members. And he demanded all, most of the speaking. Yeah. It sounds like somebody from Mission Viejo. Yeah. Give me all the, speak all the attention. Yeah. Worship me. It was very kind of racist because it was, he didn't want, you know, Takai or Hula, Hula, who was it? Woman's name. Black woman that I like so much that passed away. Michelle Nichols, uh, Uhura, Lieutenant Uhura. Yeah. By the same token though. What was her name? Yeah. Yeah. I like turn. They didn't give her first place. Uhura. Yeah. Lieutenant Uhura. She died in that day. In that day, it was a great diverse cast. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And it was the first to integrate on television. The first kill. Yes. The very first show. She, she the poor, the poor woman had dementia. Wow. Yeah. I'm not racist, but I have a racist joke about the, the Hebrew and the chick and the, and the, never mind. I'm gonna just withdraw the comment. I don't mean any of it. Um, what is, I try to think of the, the polite way to say things. Well, this is a show that doesn't, uh, censor. Yeah. This is not, this is uncensored. Well, let me work on it. I'm trying to be clever and not offend anyone. Now, now you could just let it all hang out, brother. The shvardse and the Hebrew kissed on screen. That was what I was going to say. And that's racist. And I don't believe in those comments. Do what you want to do. I gotta suck it too. It didn't take black women. So I, I love all people. I'm a liberal fuck. So, uh, I, I am not. I don't discriminate against any pussy. I may be, I may be extremely progressive left wing, but I am not a fan of humanity. I, I pick and choose who I like. Yeah. And, and, and, um, that's fine. It's not, it's not necessary. No, we like all people. It's just when the groups try to shove things down your throat. Yeah. It's not based on political affiliation or religious affiliation. It's, it's based on character, what makes the person who they are. And that's how I, I choose my friends. And, uh, you know, out of reach, like this, like this bridge will never be repaired. Yeah. There's a saying, you know, it's not the color of the skin. It's the contact of the character. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like you can't choose your parents on. Like for instance, you know, my, um, I got along great with my, my late uncle Phil, and he was Republican because I never, I never got, I never threw politics up to his face. I never, I never debated politics with him. I talked about many other subjects, but I just, I just, you know, That's smart of you. I, yeah. In other words, I don't, I don't want to get into A degree to disagree and move on. Right. I don't want to get into a situation where I'm going to disagree on something. He's going to disagree. And it's going to go on forever. It's going to go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. So you're going to get nowhere. Right. Because, you know, it's like, it's like somebody, the guy that I, when I first started doing shows, my, my, the late Reverend Dr. William J. Eisenman, he used to believe in affirmative action. I was against it. He, um, he believed, he says, if you're, you can't be, you can't follow science if you're a Christian because Christianity from the, from the Bible standpoint is anti-scientific theory. Like a lot of scientific theory is anti- Bible Christian. Religious. Really. Right. Like in other words, they believe that, um, they don't believe the earth is, um, like billions of years old and, you know, an evolution and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So you know what that comes from, James? That comes from the, the dogmatics. It's not the Bible. It's humans, modern day humans, like from the 1800s, 1900s, you know, the 21st century here, they're the ones who, who misinterpret the word of God. Well, they think they control people. So they think the earth is really 6,000 years old. And that's it. Something like that. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Well, a lot of it's about, look at the old time Catholic, uh, look at the old time popes. Yeah. They were, they were very power, hungry. They were, they were greedy. They were dictators because if you, if you, they were polygamous, polygamous. If you disagree, if you criticize them in public, they would say heresy. I know you're guilty of heresy. And then they put you at the stake, burn you at the stake. Yeah. The, the inquisition where they used to, you know, torture, uh, uh, which finder general, dissent, dissenters, they used to torture them and then burn them at the stake. They were, they were commissioned by the church. And the, the, uh, which finder general was commissioned by the churches to find heresies and witches and burn them. Yeah. That's sad. Munk about ignorance. They also burned, they also put to death many cats because they felt the cat was a witch is familiar. A demon took the form of animal abuse. Yeah. But you know who got the last laugh at that, James? And make the mice. But yeah, yeah, kill the kiddies. And then we'll just give all the people disease. The, the, and there was a dumb move by them. Really ignorant. No hindsight. No foresight. The bubonic plague was spread by the flea on the rat. It's nasty shit. And yeah. And the black don't kill no cat. If you have rats around, rats will. Oh yeah. No, right. Cats are pretty cats are hunters. They, they hate rats and they want them dead like we do. We have that in common with them. Well, cats, cats are, uh, attracted to, uh, same thing with my leopard gecko, my lizard. They're attracted to motion. Like, like, you know, it has to be move, move. The faster it moves, the more the cat is attracted to it. So. Because the cats are damn fast. And also owls. I'm a big fan of owls. Stare around. Mikey, say goodbye. It's a prey. I don't see many owls around. He's gotta go there. Yeah, funeral home. Oh, you're gonna go funeral home now? Well, he does. I'm staying here. Oh yeah. Yeah. Mikey, say goodbye everybody. Bye. Nice seeing you again, Mikey. Bye. Best wishes. Yeah, hold on. I'm about to kick you away. Best wishes in this situation. All right, back. All right. Oh man, I'm a little punchy. Two concerts in a row. Put a lot of energy out. The first night I was out seven hours at the venue. I mean, I'll fork early and it's far from the house. So there's no point in going back to the house and heading out. But it was a lot of fun, man. But yeah, the religions, the crusades and all that, they killed people in the name of Christ. And that's perversing the law of God. The pope says he represented the word of Christ. That he represented Christ on earth. And he's the one that had people tortured and executed. Left and right. Yeah, if you didn't convert to the church, to Christian, they'd like behead you and start you on fire. Yeah, it was crazy times. Well, they forced the native indigenous people of the Americas, the Spaniards forced Catholicism on them. Yeah, they'd call them savages if they were, you know, this religion is them. They did it to the Aborigines. My, I have a friend that's Aborigines. And they were, you know, you're talking about a culture that's 10,000 or over 10,000 years old. And the, yeah, but what the fuck did they do, James? So you could turn that one around. So when, when, so when the occasions come to any country to colonize it, any country, they progress. They invent the automobile, the telephone, medicine, cure for polio, philosophy in Greece, ancient Greece, etc. The aqueducts, the engineers, during the days of Christ. Remember the Roman, the soldiers were in charge of the civil engineering from all the way from the Axiomana, all the way to Israel. Wow. So I mean, you know, that's not a compliment. They've been around for 10,000 years, but what the fuck did they do? I mean, I mean, the, the Romans, I believe. The Romans learned from the ancient Greeks. I mean, at least the Chinese were smart. The Asian cultures, they had their philosophies with Confucius and they invented the good food. You know, look at Genghis Khan. He put his technology all across the globe. What the fuck did these aboriginals or the first nations people do? What the fuck did they do? You can't think of anything. Well, when you're talking about the indigenous people of the Americas, you're talking about, they had, they mastered astronomy. They had pyramids. They had buildings that were each block, it weighs many tons and it was like piled. You can't even get a razor blade in between the two blocks. But they did have, they did master astronomy and, but there was only one problem. The, the Spaniards, you know, between Cortez and Conquistadors, Conquistadors. Those guys were bad ass motherfuckers. Not very nice. They were really appalled by human sacrifices that the Aztecs and the Mayans and So they sacrificed the human sacrifices. Yeah, they, they wiped out the Mayans, right? The, the Spanish killed every one of them, I think. Yeah. No, you know how, you know how the native people of a lot of the Caribbean. Central American. They brought, they brought the smallpox. Yes. Unintentionally over from Europe. And venereal disease, venereal disease too. They fucked them over real bad with disease. Smallpox is horrible. Decimated the countries. And Captain Cook brought smallpox to the Polynesian South Pacific Islands. You know, they never had leprosy until somebody brought it to an island somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Sons of bitches. Yeah, they didn't care. So Cortez, in order to stop the Aztecs from attacking them, told his men to fraternize with the Aztec women and, and get, get friendly with them. And, and have blue wide babies. Yeah, that's why, that was the first Hispanic. You know, that was the first Hispanic, was the mating of the Spaniard, Caucasian Spaniard. Yeah, they can make the consenting mating. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, when you- Put the sword to the girl's throat. Yeah. Conquisting our rapists. It was essential. Yeah. He agreed not to die. We won't do it until the third date. Probably rape. Babies born by rape. And then they, when they brought the slaves over to the Caribbean to work the sugar cane fields, they, they inter, inter, interbred the, I think the Caribbean, the Caribbean Indians were the Tajinos, the Tajinos. And they interbred with them, you know- And they became great baseball players. Yeah, Dominican Republic, Cuba. Cigars and baseball. They're the only things. You watch the Cubs and the White Sox, right? Yes. The majority of the players on the, on those teams. Hispanic. Exactly. Caribbean. Yeah. Not many black people in last time. Hispanic blacks. No, they're most- Cuba, they're from the Dominican Republic. Many. They're from, um, um, Barbados. Venezuela, Venezuela has some of them. Venezuela has ton of them. Venezuela has tons. Mostly, mostly Dominicans. Uh, the, um, um, well, Cuba. Now, what's interesting about Cuba is they maintained a, a community, a population of pure, Caucasian, Spaniard Cubans. Wow. They did not. The, the, the Afro Cubans were from like the, um, eastern part of the island, Santiago, where Santiago, Cuba is where, where the Bacardi Rum, the original Bacardi Rum distillery. So they were the workers. Right. They were, because that was agriculture, going towards the eastern part. Now, going towards Havana was the capital, you know, the city. So they, they took a thriving community and decimated it in Cuba, all in the name of revolution. Yeah. Well, they won, they won their independence from Spain. They, they, they kicked the Spaniards out. Puerto Rico, I think, I think the United States assisted, was responsible for kicking the Spaniards out of Puerto Rico. Uh, A lot of beautiful Puerto Rican women. Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt. Some hot Cuban women too. Yes. Yep. Yep. I, I, I've been with a Cuban woman before it was quite entertaining. Yeah, they'll hump you. They're very, We had some good, we had a good sex weekend. Very horny. Well, yes. The cult went around the world with her. They're very, um, family oriented, very passionate. Yes. Yes. She went, I went around the world with her and then later on, I heard she had a kid. I wanted to really, the exact date this kid was born. So what color are your eyes? They're green. You know, one of the baby's green eyes. You know, my green eye lady is a good song. My father, uh, I had dark brown hair and brown, dark brown eyes like my mother. And my father used to accuse my mother of having an affair with the milkman because I was born with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes. That's funny. That is a good one. He accused her of having, you know, inviting the milkman inside the house. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. Because, you know, we had milk, we had milk man back then, you know. Yeah. Then we delivered milk. Good old days. Yeah, but just still, but New Jersey still kind of does make. Why can't, what do I mean by that? Because when you go to the gosh darn gas stations, you're going to pay a little extra because somebody has to pump your goddamn gas. They don't, not here. It's all pump, your BYO pumping. All right. Let me ask you a question about self-service gas stations. I notice why are the price, why is the price of gas generally higher in states that have self-service than in Jersey, New York, where somebody's pumping your gas and they have to pay, they have to pay their salaries. You know, like in other words, if self-service should have cheap, should have lower priced gas per gallon, right? Because you know. Well, in theory it should, but they, they're too green. All right, I'm going to answer this question. Yeah. Because when I go to New Jersey, James knows where I'm going with this, with the wide envelope. They say, sir, do you want to pay with cash or with credit card? I go, what? Cash or credit card? Why, what are you asking that for? Because there's two different prices. Yes. Oh, you're right. Credit card's more. New Jersey, I love New Jersey, because you know what? If you don't like New Jersey, they tell you, well, get the fuck out. New Jersey does what New Jersey does, because that's the way it is. But they fuck over to business owners by charging them some kind of surcharge or a fee for using customers credit cards or. They do that everywhere. Maybe. They have a chance when they get the cash. I don't know. Well, most businesses build into their profits the cost of the credit for them, and they don't tell you. Yeah, but you can put the cash in your pocket too. You can always adjust the little dials with the government, the state government measures the amount of volume for their frigging excise taxes. Yeah. Yeah, you can. Don't worry about it. Oh, I just got an offer on my phone. 50% off Tinder Platinum today only. I like that, yeah. Today only, James. Today only. Today only. I'm going to give you a reach around. Today only. Yeah. Today only. Yeah, you want your money to go to Africa. What about when supplies last? Nigeria's doing it too. We're running a big sale while supplies last. It's all to get rid of old stock. It's all how you word it. Old fashion. You have ever heard George Carlin talking about all the acronyms of, you know, it's, all right. I'm not going to make a masturbation joke. I swear. You got your flexors and extensors. Extensors, flexors, supination, pronation of the wrist. Do you have muscles in the forearm? Yeah. Yes, I do. All right. Hold on. We got to do a little belly dance. You look warm. You look like you have a snake there. What? Your arm looks like a snake. Okay. So let's get back to talking about sex immediately if that's sooner. Because I'm doing the farmer's work, so I'm going to get things going for her. I'm just like, you made membership. Nice. So, pepper. So I was dating a woman and she was 51 and I'm 56. And I rubbed my penis on her vagina and she wouldn't let me stick it in. Wow. And then we, yeah, we broke up. She was religious and said she felt we, it was a big sin what we were doing. Then what the hell do you have a pants down for? She said she was going to get her panties off. Well, and I, you know, I'm not a rapist, so I don't stick it into any woman that doesn't say go ahead. Yeah, but she took her panties off. So what's it like? Yeah, that was frustrating. She broke up on, it was on Christmas Eve. She wouldn't let me come over and do it again. I think she, she said, oh, I dated someone. We matched up spiritually. I said, yeah, sex. Well, no, you know, I'm going to match up spiritually, physically, lady. It was kind of a waste of time, unfortunately. She was from Nigeria. She was very pretty, but a lot of rules. And people that are extra religious, I can't really date them because I'm not extra religious. I'm, I believe in. Mick, I'm stuck. This is a good topic. I'm starting to fear why people are extra religious. Why? To cover up shit? Because they have fucked up lives and they think, oh, I just broke up. So therefore, I am smart. Look at me. I can control you. Yes. I can accuse you. Accus me of fucking life. Of, of sinning, right? Fuck you. Yeah, my life, you may call it. Look right here. Let's see. It is one thing to study war. It is another thing to live. Oh, wow, I read something in a book. I think you are more powerful than you. Yeah, you know, they say you're judging how you treat people that are less than you. So those religious people are going to be judged very hardly. You can't, you can't tell who's a total stranger. So if I'm talking about it, so we bump into a religious zealot, and they bump into James and I, you guys are going to hell. Who the fuck are you? Ben, go to the fucking restroom and they have a fucking locker. Yeah, but what makes them think, what makes them think they have a bat phone to God and nobody, and they don't. It's, it's an illusion they're trying to keep alive. You know, do you know the form, the formal concept of marriage only goes back, like, like I think several hundred years. Like to the Middle Ages, I mean, it was before that. Uh, men had like pretty much like concubines. Marriage is really only for the fathers, the father and the brother's benefits so they don't kick your fucking ass in. That's all it is. Oh, my daughter got married to Virgin. Now I can sleep better at night. Well, they had a, yes. They had to pay it. Meanwhile, she's in the back of a fucking trans-am or a fucking whatever. Core bed or something. Sucking some guy off. Well, they had to, they had to pay a dowry, right? The, the- Yeah, to get rid of all the stipend. A stipend. The male, the male had to pay the parents of the, of the girl a dowry. Like in those days they had farms, right? So they lived on family-owned farms. So they would pay like in livestock and- You mean like the brothel owner? I thought the family had to pay to get rid of the daughter because they were losing them off to eat. Yeah, that didn't mean you have to, James, you've got to reverse- It's the family would have to pay to get rid of the bride. But the parents of the groom have to pay for the wedding ceremony. Oh, okay. Yeah. After that tradition came, okay. So, you know, the family that gets away the bride, they're getting rid of a mouth to feed and the guy's taking out a mouth to feed. That's why they give them, it's a big deal, you know? They're lighting in the family's load of responsibility and food. And that's why the guy that, you know, the groom has to provide them some comfort by taking her. And that's the whole deal. That's what the dowry, where the dowry comes in stipend. Yeah, or the stipend. The stipends, I may be mis- saying that that might be for something else. But either way- That's the last time that happens because then the poor groom, it's like after the honeymoon, the wife's in bed, credit card even 2000 years ago, where's your platinum credit card? Where's your platinum credit card? And she just lays there like a fish. But it's true. When they move, do something, don't just lay there. But it's true. The men had their so-called wife and then they had concubines. Especially the Roman, the Roman bay, the horseshoe, the horseshoe to try to- The horse kicked me. The horse kicked you in the arm. Yeah, you're ready for this event in South Carolina. I mean, North Carolina. Yeah, North Carolina. So women ones seem to get married a lot more than men do. I've met women that have been married multiple times and they wanted me to be like the third husband and I just don't know if that's a good number for me. No, it's not. Third husband? That's called a pattern, Mick. Yes, it is. Vicious circle, actually. Hey, Mick, I got a question for you. So I was telling James yesterday- Yes, Commander? He asked me if I was flying into Charlotte, North Carolina. I said, no way, James. Charlotte is crime-ridden. I go, I'm flying into Raleigh, Durham. Okay. So what have you heard about Charlotte? Not much. Not much. I hate to say I have not heard anything about Charlotte. I know it's the biggest city there. So it is. Where did you hear about the crime online? Well, look at Atlanta. Oh yeah, there's a lot of crime in Atlanta all the time. And I know Charlotte is crime-ridden. Oh, that's sorry to hear that. Yeah, you're doing the right thing then. You don't want to go into flying. Only 20 minutes away from Raleigh, Durham Airport. So- Because usually the airport is a lot of unseemly characters and un-sabries hang around airports in the area near the airport. Yeah. Oh yeah, this reminds- I'll scratch my nose. James got me saying wink, wink, nod, nod. That's the- Wink, wink, wink. The black hand? Remember James, the black hand? Yeah. Oh, the itch? What about the itch in the middle of the forehead? Oh yeah. No, you know a black hand. Remember the guy with the pen? He says I took the pen, the ballpoint pen. Oh, him. Oh, him. Yeah, don't write your names. You lived on this. So he better be careful. Yeah, he- I went to Coney Island and some guy was shoving nails off his nose. It's another weird stuff. I saw that on Penn and Tello the other night. And yeah, so Penn and Tello said, the guy, Penn, he said, oh yeah, I know that trick. He says- Because the guy was actually bleeding. Oh, so he screwed up then. He went way up. Yeah. Yeah, anyways, it's- Okay, hold on, hold on, gentlemen. Good morning, my dear Masumi. Good morning, Masumi from outside of Tokyo, Japan. It is now, I believe- Hi, Masumi. It is- Greetings and salutations. Yeah, let me check because the clock on my computer's messed up. It is now- Six- Mixed laughing. It is now six- It is now 621. AM, one day in Japan. Good morning to you, Masumi. Morning one. Okay, let me see if I can do this with two- There's nothing like morning one. Or if you could. James Bond, Dr. Pussy. It's easier when I- Yeah, of course it's easier when- Come on, Adams. Yes, but- Beautiful woman. Probably beautiful woman. Masumi's probably laughing our head off. Let's hope so. We hope to provide some entertainment for four souls. One ringing, Dinging. I wonder if- Hold on, Masumi, hold on. Oh, golly! I didn't recognize their mouth already. Pretty good there, boy. You sure do got a pretty mouth, man. This is the best one. The Canadian Deliberance. I wonder if you could do it in the back of your head. I got this one as underwear, man. It was farting. I wonder if I can get down with it. Correct. I don't think you can fart your way through that, James. No, this is made in Austria. This is the best one I ever got. Wait, where's the- Where's the boat swing's whistle? Oh, that's in the bag, in the ditty bag. You're very welcome, Masumi. You're very welcome. Why are you filming? Very welcome. It's nice to see you again. Okay. So there was a movie called Odd Job, Paul Reisner, and he goes selling a nuclear vacuum, and the woman introduced the guy. This here is my cousin, my uncle, and my husband, and it's one person. So, yeah, those southern folks are a little different than you and I. Here's my cousin, my uncle, and my husband. It's one person. Well, there was a lot of inbreeding going on. Especially on the Appalachian Mountains. Like Appalachians, the Appalachian. Chinatown. She's my sister. She's my daughter. She's my sister. She's my daughter. I don't know about that. I know the hillbillies, the Appalachians, did do a lot of that. Oh, yeah. Alrighty. Incest is best, you're saying? No. No, I'm not. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm not from that culture, so I'm not. Yeah, you're the milkman's son, gotcha. Incessuous or masturbation is me milky. Milky Madonna. Milky Madonna. Mad milky Madonna. Sounds like a good wrestling name. Milky. Mad milky Madonna. The milkman's son. You know, we also had soda and beer trucks that used to come right to the house. And you know, the bottles were really heavy and thick, and we had to return them. You know, we would return the empty bottles and get some money for it. Nasa Perilla. Yeah, get some money for it, and they would sterilize them and reuse them again. Yep. The good old days. Yeah, I used to hear the soda and beer truck, like a block away, because as the truck was moving, you would hear the claim. You hear the bottles. The bottles would be clanging up against each other. And my grandfather would get on the phone in order. He would say, all right, give me three celery sodas. Give me a half a dozen cream sodas. Saspirilli, root beer, ginger ale, orange soda, some colas. They were big bottles. Wow. Yeah, they were big. They were like a court give or take. And then he would order the beer. And the company that they dealt with was Burgheim from... There was even vanilla soda. Well, vanilla soda is cream soda. Oh, yeah. That's when they crafted soda instead of mass produced it with corn syrup. I proved it wrong. There was no high-fructose corn syrup. Yeah, that's the downfall. Yep. From genetic. Ten sugars the best. A genetically modified corn. Oh, shit. They want to put more ethanol in the gas I've heard. There's 10% now here in Illinois. Oh, my God. So is that going to work for the price of gas? No, I'm sure it won't. They'll probably raise it knowing them. Yeah, it costs a lot of time to find that corn, take that corn to make it ethanol. Yeah, it's the rich get richer. A lot of diesel fuel to make that... It takes a lot of corn. I mean, resources from the agriculture to produce, I mean, food and ethanol. I mean, just imagine how much corn it would... Jen, just imagine how much diesel the tractors use to plant it, to fertilize it and to harvest it and to water it, to irrigate it. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of carbon footprint. Yeah, well, look at... I read a few articles. I haven't heard about it since. But Willie Nelson had invested in a company that took dirty vegetable oil from fast-food restaurants. Turned it into fuel? It converted it into fuel that you could easily run a tractor on on a farm. It was a good fuel. It was like... I thought it was a great idea. And then all of a sudden, we stopped hearing about it. Always do. Because the rich men won't let the little guy make it. Yeah, you know, the electric car was invented in the 1920s. All this talk of corn is making me think of a female corn hole in the corn cub. It's an old saying. She's so pretty that I'd be willing to eat the corn nibble that's out of her poop. You mean scat? Scat movies in corn. They're called Scat movies. Scatman and Cruthers. Yes, I was going to say Scatman and Cruthers. I'm not a viewer of Scat myself. I'm a get-and-ate for it. I've seen it. And I was told it's fake. I was told they... Yeah, they put like a Tootsie roll up. There's things dirty. Or chocolate ice cream or something. Because real shit would repel every soul in the room. It's supposed to be offensive because it's toxic to humans. You're not supposed to go, ah, shit. How wonderful. Well, it should have probably... Did he have lobster last night? Did she have lobster last night? I could save 20 bucks. Let me have your poop. It's probably the ultimate. I don't feel so good. It's probably one of the ultimate and... Les Mignon? Oh, wow. It's worse than going... Okay, five for all the pound for that shit. I withdraw the comment. Worse than golden showers, to be honest with you. Bring May flowers. Golden showers. That brings May flowers. Yeah. In Europe, they love golden showers. That's a regular thing. Golden showers bring Jennifer flowers. Jennifer flowers. Yeah, Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton's girlfriend. Yeah. Jennifer flowers. Jennifer flowers. There's many in his... He was a purveyor of Jeffrey Epstein's Island. He was a pretty good pussy. Enslaved women. Now, what's the name? Paula Jones. She had a big schnozola, didn't she? That's all right. She breathed her nose broken. I'm sure he wasn't looking at a schnozola when he was doing a doggie style. Well, when she came to the hotel, he was in the interviewer bite. Bill Clinton, he answered the door without any pants on. No pantalunas. Yeah, he was bottomless. Isn't that the best way to answer the door? Yeah, but yet she entered the room, right? Right. She could have ran away. Right. And then she complained later on about what he did, but she walked in, didn't she? Right. It's like all these NBA basketball players, like Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant gets sued because he's stuck with someone. And well, she went up to the room, but he was already sleeping. Yeah. It's not like they lassoed the girl. It's not like Kobe Bryant chased her. Yeah. Now, as far as chasing. Well, I hate to tell you, I think he was a rapist. God rest his soul and such. As far as chasing goes, Tommy Lee did chase Pamela Anderson when she was down in Cancun, Mexico. That's how they met. He stalked her. Yeah. Oh, the fucker. He stalked her. That's so nice of him. And then she became like sleazy. She started getting these horrible tattoos after dating him. Ugly tattoos. You know, she started. He made her dirty. He made her dirty. Yeah. Yeah. He had a child. Tommy Lee had a child drowned in his pool. Yeah. Yeah. In his house. During the party. Luke Costello lost a young son in his pool too. And Everett Clapton had a baby that fell out of the window, right? In New York City, was it? Jayden Manhattan? I don't know. I think Anthony Quinn is one of his children drowned at W.C. Fields property. Wow. Well, W.C. Fields, he loved children, but he loved them. What did he say all the time? He says, of course, I love children. I love them deep fried. There you go. Yeah. I love them when they're 10 feet away and stay that way. Now Pam Anderson had a very pure and wholesome image when she was on Baywatch. Then after Tommy Lee, she got real trashy. Here's what I had with coffee, if I can get it on the screen correctly. Cookie butter? Cookie butter. Yeah. It was from Trader Joe's. Cookie butter. Oh, that busting my nut gave her some cookie butter. Wait a minute. What is that? Is that like Iver Bailey's? Yes. It's different. It's a cream liqueur to put in coffee, and I do have that rum chada. I have not opened it yet. Yeah, rum chada. It was a cream of rum. Rum chada? You said rum chada? This is good. No, rum chada. Yeah, rum chada. Yes, rum chada. This is rum chada. Like. Scat? No, I'm not going with any scat. Scat man crothers? So here's the carolins. You get a bigger bottle than Bailey's. It's just as good as Bailey's carolins is. So we can see the label. I can't. The label was. I apologize. Hold on. The label was sideways. Carolins. Oh, Irish cream. That's a good one. There's a lot of companies in Ireland that make Irish cream. That's the best one next to Bailey's carolins. Okay. Then of course you got your sip and booze. Yeah. Sip and booze, grandma name. Then you got also BNB. That's really good sip and booze, BNB. It's good to have in a snifter. Now it's time to soak in the macho manly alpha male energy of Jeff Zanbello's hairy chest. Stand up. I got you on solo. There it is. An abs. Hairy abs. Georgianimal steel. Hairy back. Oh, look at that. You're on a real alpha male show, folks. There's no doubt about it. You're on a real, real alpha male show. Yeah, but yet somebody said, I don't have any mitochondria. Or whatever the fuck he said. Oh, he's got his shoulders as wide as a brook trout. Yeah, he's, uh, he's very, uh, mitochondria. He's built like Ichabod Crane. And he's six foot five, but he's lanky. You know, he's like a bean pod. Oh, he's very critical of other people. That's a shame. Yeah, he's ashamed that it does fit the seminars and rips everybody off, Mick. You're not talking about, um, Mario or what was it guys? No, no, no. Petrus, petrified cock. Petrified cock. Mario petrified cock. You're wasting the spoon. Wait, he's called everybody wastes sperm. Yeah, we are wasting sperm. He was a fucking cock. Yeah, I didn't like he, he, he, Baychan tries to get you to fight with him. He likes confrontation. Oh, he stabbed me in the back with my, with my own, uh, uh, Facebook group. Since 2012, I had like 9,000 members and he threw me out overnight. Right. I didn't even know it. Wow. Yeah, he sucks. Smells like Zay Ricardo. That shouldn't be allowed. Facebook doesn't know what they're doing. Because he's an asshole. Zay, Zay Ricky Ricardo from, uh, from Trojan Horse. He lives in Ireland. He's a, uh, he is a, he is a, uh, sycophant of, uh, Slick Rick. He's a Portuguese, Portuguese transplant. He's a Portuguese transplant. He went to Ireland? He went to Ireland. He's a Trojan horse from Portugal. So he, he's a Trojan horse, no matter, no matter where he goes. Well, he could have been a sardine. Oh, he's a sneaky snake. He's a snake. He sounds like it. Now, this Portugal, is there a, is there economy that bad that he had a, he had to move to Ireland to live? I mean, he could have been a sardines, uh, fishermen. He could have, I know they're big on sardines. Um, I've had there, I've had barbecue, fresh sardines, and it's one of the best fish I ever ate. Yeah. I'll be honest with you. It really is friggin' primo in flavor. I'm going to go on the gym soon here. I'm getting ready for adventure strength games. Yeah. You're going to have to put your, uh, your shirt back on. And where the hell is Darryl Messiahs? He, he said he definitely wanted to be on the show today. We're, he's going to set up his laptop. Where is he? Where are any of these people? Where's Jordy from Scotland? Yeah. Where's Jordy? Where's Ronnie? Where's Western Mike? Oh, I said, I sent Ronnie a link. Let me, let me try to send one to Jordy. Where's Mike? All was on there too. Mike's funny. You know, Mike is, Mike is getting up. Mike is, well, he's out gallivanting. I'm on Sunday afternoon. Yeah. Yeah. He's passed, um, yeah. He says Saturday night is better. Are you talking about Western Mike? Yeah. He was on last. And he's, um, but he, he, he gets, he gets on. Did you guys talk about wrestlers or anything last night? Yeah. Yeah, we did. Me and me and, uh, me and what's his name? Uh, Ronnie Simpson. We, um, we talked about, uh, wrestlers, uh, he's probably doing something right today because I sent him a link. Okay. But I knew, you know, I knew that, um, that, uh, Sunday is not good for Ronnie and also not good for Michael Goldsmith Kilton. So, but Saturday's good for them. So, you know, it works out. It works out, uh, uh, uh, Jeff Sandbello, Mr. Commodore is going to. Okay. Leave, leave for the gymnasium soon. And he, cause he is in training for the big fitness event in North Carolina, which is going to be, uh, April. June. June. I'm sorry. June. June 2nd through June 4th. It's a three day event. Oh, a three day event. Or that's, oh, that's right. You got to. Well, you need a Friday night. It doesn't matter. It goes for all the rules. It's like a get together. And then Saturday and Sunday is the two competition days. Okay. And the Mayo, the Mayo is hosting the whole thing, right? No, no, um, the fellow that owns the facility and then a couple of other people will administrate it. But this is going to be a vintage strength, an vintage strength game event. Right. Okay. So, so day number one is the May swing. Day. Yeah, the, the 360 and the 10 by two, uh, double-handed or single-handed for any 23 schedule, right? And then, um, the steel clubs double-handed mill and double-handed long cycle or single mill and single long cycle. You got to switch hands. Um, yeah. Then the next day is, um, the vintage strongman competition with, um, tire flipping. So for the minutes, a 300 pound tire, tractor tire, a woman at the 150 pound tire. And to see how far you can go in one minute, a flip in the tire with distance you can get. And then, um, then there's the Atlas stones. Then there's the sledgehammer hold. You see how long you, how, who can go longest holding the heavy sledge hammers out in the iron cross. And then, um, then I'm competing in the farmer's walk. So, oh, the farmer, like, like they have during the strongman competitions that I see. What's a farmer's walk? Why need the strong forums? You're holding, you're, you're, you're, you're holding to a very heavy object with your arms straight down and you're, you're trying to carry it over a distance. Wow. You're, yeah, you walk. You got to walk with two very heavy objects in each hand. Your arms are strong stuff. Now I hope you bring, I hope you have a really good digital camera so somebody could, could take, uh, videos. How does that develop people do it? I still have a flip phone. Awesome. I'm doing this on my laptop. Way to go, flipper. Okay. So you're going to bring your laptop. You're going to set it up. You're going to set it up, right? Your laptop. Make sure you plug it in. Don't forget to bring the USB, uh, the charger. Yeah. Turned out and turned on all the porn sites before you get there. Okay. Listen, because video sucks up a lot of energy. Juice. Yeah. Got it in your cable. You got to plug it in, set it up. And you know what? Just, just record the whole frigging event when, when you're. Oh, there's coming live streaming. There's going to be live streaming for the whole two days. Really? Yep. Wait a minute. It's a big deal. Could you, could you please send, uh, could you send me the link or pop up? I already did. Where the live stream is going to be? Did I get it? Wait a minute. Hold on. I'll send it to you right now. Hold on. Let me go on the other side here. Hold on. So this is where the live streaming is going to take place. I want to make sure I save this. Yeah, hold on. So yeah, I'm met. You're going to send it on messenger, right? Yeah. Hey, I got a quick, funny, quick, funny story about, you know, I said clear the porn off your computer. Well, someone I was dating, they wanted to use my tablet. And I, I let him, I didn't clear it out. And it, they saw the search and said, mother, daughter, lesbian. And I had to blame it on like my pervert friend. I didn't do that. It was my friend. He borrowed it. So that, just a word to the wise. Careful what you're doing with that. Okay. Thank, thank you, Jeff. Yeah. Mother daughter is probably one of the kinkiest, um, things ever. So yeah. So she had a daughter and I, yeah. And I just said someone else did it. Not me. Someone like me though. Yeah. It was a, it was a pretty rough spot. Almost as bad as when she found the pictures on my phone of, you know, scantily clad ladies. I said, they mean nothing to me. Scantily. Yes. I want to thank Commodore, Jeff, Sam Bell. I'm sending you something else to message you too. Okay. Thank you. I want, I want to thank him for also doing the alpha male show. A topless. So people can see his alpha male body here. So there's a tire flip. You see a tire flip? Hold on. Let me look at my phone. Look at my phone. Lip it. Oh yeah. That's the 300 pound. Now the, uh, the Facebook where it says Facebook events, a vintage strength games. That's where the, uh, live streaming will be taking place. Yeah. But you gotta go to one above it. See the 2023 vendor straight games, Clayton, North Carolina, go above it and that's the other site. And then you'll, that's where you get the live streaming from. Right. It's a Facebook, uh, dot com, uh, events. It says. Yes. Yeah. Okay. That's good. I'm going to put it in a very safe place. And, um, that's the main page where the live streaming and, uh, it will, it tells you the time and date naturally. Oh, it's fucking Zuckerberg. What is he doing here? It's really, it's really a fucking, any geek is, is, now I know why they used to get pitch slapped when I was in high school. No, I've. It's a cock sucker. I've had a turn of, of good luck with Facebook recently. Once I got somebody and said, quit making me change my password. It was a live chat and now they're not making me change it. But I was out yesterday and they said your account may have been breached and it wasn't. And luckily I was able to fix it quickly. I despise changing my password. I know it's bullshit. No one's trying to hack my account because then I got to come up with a new one and it's a pain in the ass. I know. I save them on my phone under, under notes. I save my passwords. I'll never remember all 552 of them or whatever it is. Well, some of these apps want, want you to set up like face recognition. What if that doesn't work? What if, what if face recognition go or biometrics, you know, where you put your, your fingers. Then I think you should show them your ass if your face recognition doesn't work. Yeah. Because the freckles on a person's ass are very distinguishable. And you can start winking with the brown eye. Maybe they'll let you in then. Well, like, like the pattern of hair on Jeff's chest and back are unique. You know, did you say rape or pillage? I didn't hear it. Rape or pillage, pillage or plunder. Don't forget plunder. Rape pillage and plunder. Plunder from down under. Plunder from down under. From under cheese. Yeah. From under where? But this is, this is going to be really exciting. But this is probably going to be the most productive event that Commodore Jeff Sanbello has ever entered. Because he's, he's in the best shape of his life, I think. And he will, he will be in the very best shape of his life come June. Nice. So I have a feeling he's, he's going to do very well, you know, and I should. Sounds good. And I will, when June 1st comes, I will be promoting the hell out of it. And yeah. Yeah, I will be promoting the hell out of it. Now it's going to be, it's going to be live streamed on Facebook. So not on YouTube. So I mean, what I can do is I can go live on YouTube and do a full screen. I mean, what do you call it? A screen share of the Facebook vintage strength games live event. I could do that also. Nice. You know, but then again, I don't want to use up all my, my hours. How many hours to get a month from, from YouTube? Well, through, through StreamYard, I get, as a free member, I get 20 hours a month. And I get, I get my hours regenerated on the 12th, on the 12th of each month. Nice. So I get, you know, because I, even with the two shows, I still have enough hours left over. Sounds good. I mean, some of these people do a lot of shows, but I don't, I don't need the professional version where I got to pay like $25 a month. Forget that. Yeah, I don't need that. So all the, so these people that said, oh, I want to be on the show. I want to be on the show. Where the hell are they? Tell me, tell them put up or shut up. You know, very, some people are just so unreliable. Why, why make a statement? Because that's what you do with a funeral. You say, oh, hi cousin. I haven't seen you in 10 years. Let's go to lunch a couple of weeks. We got to get. And then never see him ever again until the next funeral. Until, or the, or the next wedding reception. We got to get together. Yeah. I haven't seen you in, in so many years. We got to stop, we got to stop this long period of absence. We got to get together. And, and they're full of shit. Anyways, I got to go to the gym. Okay. It's almost, it's a 10 minutes to six. Okay. Thank you. So my shift goes day and the clock. Yeah. Say hi to the, the, the smoke tearing, the kippard herring. So have a good, have a good workout commander. I will. Thank you. Thank you for putting up my hairy chest or my hairy back. I didn't. I just puked in my mouth. Well. All right. Jeff, it should make, it should make for a good photo. Once I do it, it's still really cool. A screenshot. Yeah. Freeze frame, freeze frame. Oh, that Jay Geil's famous song. Freeze frame, freeze frame, the song. Yeah. I like that one. My baby's become a centerfold. That's a good tune. Baby is a centerfold. My blood runs cold. Peter Wolf just had a birthday recently. God bless him. Poor Jay Geil's passed away. So there ain't going to be no reunion. He was only 71. You know, a lot of the, a lot of the entertainers in the music industry, just like the, the famous pro wrestlers, they, they have a tendency to die prematurely. Oh yeah, low, low lifeline, low lifespan, very low. Yeah. They, it could be perhaps a living life in the fast lane, wear and tear. Yeah. Gary Rossington just passed away from Leonard's skin at 71. He had many heart attacks, heart surgeries. It ages them. I think, I think the substance abuse ages them. Plus being on the road takes years off your life. Sometimes if you're living it hard, doing drugs on the road. How good could you eat always being on the road? I mean, how helps you bring a chef with you, you know? You know, uh, uh, how much rest could you get? I think a lot of those, a lot of those mega rock stars, they're, they're under a contract. I think where they have to, they have to, they get overbooked to like, like, um, like Elvis was, and they're constantly working. They're constantly doing, oh, it's just, there's not enough rest. It's your same thing with the wrestlers. They're always on the road. Yeah, they're always on the road. The wrestlers have a high, high suicide rate too. Unfortunately, I think it's probably from, from, uh, steroid use. Well, not only that, they get addicted to, uh, uh, painkillers. Yeah, I'm sure that because they do get thrown around. It's, you know, it's called fake wrestling, but they still get hurt. I was told by a pro wrestler friend of mine who was with the WWE that these guys live with pain. Men and women live with pain. Yeah, they get hit with chairs over the head. It's real. Like a common practice. So you got those that, well, they get drug tested, but I don't, I don't know how valid that is. They, they, they are on the juice steroids. Oh, they might be doing recreational drugs, maybe. And then painkillers. Now, that's bad for the heart. That can be, that can be an addiction. Obviously. And it really, it, it equals a short lifespan. So, uh, it's a bad for the heart. All those drugs, you know, celebrities. Yeah, go ahead. Celebrities have constantly died by they're taking the wrong prescription drugs at the same time. It's tragic. Yeah. Many celebrities. Now, ledger, Chris Penn, a lot of them have. Now, the movie stars of the past, there were some that lived clean lives where they, they, they did the motion picture. And when, when it was over, they didn't go to any wild Hollywood parties. They went home to their family and they left their, their job at the studio. They, they, they had their own life. They don't want no part of the Hollywood scene. They went home to their families. I think Charlton Heston was one of them, but there were others. Um, and that's it. Johnny Depp was doing that for a while. You know, he lived in. There was a famous character actor named Lionel Atwood that had, uh, he was up on charges for having an orgy at his house and he died unexpectedly before the trial at a young age. Yeah. There was a lot of, uh, there's a lot of perversion and drugs at those parties. So, uh, yeah, the Hollywood decadence. Yes. Yeah. And I think a quick note in my phone, a lot of that's how I help remember things, writing notes. I think a lot of them are made, are made mega stars by, by choice, not by their sheer talent because they, they joined a secret society. Uh, so they were, so stars were made, not necessarily discovered, but made. Uh, I mean, just think about it. Just think of how many attractive great singers are really out there that don't make it big. You know, and then some are, some are chosen. Yeah. It's the, it's the industry. I also laugh that they're, they're saying that vinyl's outselling CDs. That's an industry trick. It's all done by the corporations. You know, first you're going to have the 78 and the 33, then the 33 and a third, then you're going to have eight tracks and you're going to have reel to reel, then you're going to have a vine tapes and you're going to have CD. It's just an MP3. It's all a marketing thing. Why would technology, why would technology want to go backwards? Well, why would anybody want to go backwards? They charge an iron leg for a new vinyl, so it's a cash thing. Of course, of course a CD is, should be able to give you a higher quality sound. And, and, and, or if you, if you save an audio to, let's say a flash drive, you save an audio to a flash drive. That should be just as good as the sound of a vinyl CD or now do, do vinyls still have that crackle in the, in the background? I'm sometimes, I mean, it depends on the needle you have on your stereo. I don't buy vinyl. I have 10,000 vinyl albums. I don't need any more. I'm a collector. And a CD sound just as good to me. I don't sit there and try to listen for certain. Just the content of the music is what's important to me. Sound is, is good, but music, the music is more important than anything. The quality of the music, the art, the performance, the artist. You know, I love music. You know, I went to two concerts this weekend and run to myself ragged and having fun. Kind of disappointed this one girl was hot and heavy and then all of a sudden the line went cold. I don't understand that. I mean, am I supposed to constantly pursue? I guess, I don't know. It's a big, that ghosting is just a one big huge mind game. Well, we have a date supposedly Friday. She doesn't have a car. I don't know how she's getting there, but I don't know. I'm, I'm skeptical. You know, I'd like to say I'm optimistic. I'm more skeptical. And, you know, when I'm chatting with online, I said, let's talk. Oh, it's too soon. Oh, I want to be more mysterious. I don't want to tell you everything. You know, games aren't, aren't really that helpful at this stage of my life. You know, I just need someone that wants to be with somebody and hang out and enjoy life together. That's all I'm looking for. Not at your, not at your stage, not at this stage of your life. You don't, you don't have the patience and tolerance for games. No, and I'm playing them because well, I'm trying to meet somebody. It's unfortunate. You know, I could say, Hey, I'm going to walk away. But I'd like to meet somebody soon. I told this one girl that, you know, life is, my life is better when I have a woman in it. And that's true. I mean, I have, I'm not saying they make me better. I just enjoy things sharing it with somebody. That's all. You're not in a position at your age to be wasting your time. Exactly. You know, either shit or get off the pot and then move on. You know, women, I've had two different women that want to rub genitals and not have intercourse. Luckily, one of them finally said the next day she did. But what's that about? I'm too old to do stuff like that. Like masturbation, no, no pun intended. That's like masturbation. Yeah. I mean, what's the point of it if you're not going to have intercourse? Isn't that like, like two lesbians, scissoring? Grinding? Well, they have orgasms, though, at least. Scissoring each other. Yeah. Yeah. When they rub their clits together, they do have an orgasm. Yeah. When they do, when they do the scissor, when they do the scissor, that's like, it's like a formal, it's a formal masturbation. Exactly. Exactly. You know, well, I'm very surprised at people, big fans of the shows, the shows plural, that claim that they really want to be on this show. And there were, one of them was along with Ronnie Simpson, who are responsible for giving me the idea to make it a steady show. I make it a steady show and this other guy, he pops on progressive discussions to say hello and chat a little bit. And then he says he wants to be on this show and he don't come. Then the other one who's also participating in an international fitness event keeps telling me he wants to be on the show and he doesn't come on the show. So, you know what, that's it. For Sonnenangrata, I don't mention it anymore. Yeah. I don't mention it again. That's it. That's it. Exactly. Three strikes and they're out. But I think, I think we have a good foundation of what we accomplish between you and I and Commodore. It's good. Anybody else that comes on is like, it's like a bicycle tire. You have the hub of the wheel, which is us. And then you have the spokes. Yes. You have the spokes of the wheel. Well, James, I think I'm going to sign off. I'm sorry if I wasn't quite as energetic as usual. Those seven hours Friday and then back last night, I feel like a trooper. I survived. I rocked out. I had fun. And it was good to chat with you and Commodore. But you don't always go to massive concerts. No. It's hit or miss. Definitely like dating, unfortunately. On Saturday. Yeah. It's hit or miss. I mean, yeah, I'm going to. Yeah. When you leave, I'm going to close down the show unless one or two people suddenly jump on. But well, best wishes, man, for that. And I'm glad you're enjoying the ace cider, man. I'm glad I suggested it to you. And I hope you enjoy it. The cider that Jason Cleveland sent me from the state of Washington, one of them was the best I ever had to dry cider. But nice about Washington state, which is famous for apple orchards. Did you try the ace joker yet? That's dry. Oh, no. Maybe I should ace joker. His may still be better, but I can't get it. But I can get ace. Ace joker is about 5% apple. 6.9. That's not bad. It's nice. I like joker. And ace joker is a dry hard cider. Yes. Yes. It's a dry hard cider. Um, try that one next. Okay. You know, folks out there, this show can be about many subjects. It could be about cooking. It could be about going out to eat pizza, roast beef sandwich, Italian roast beef. It could be about any subject, a phase. You know, it's not just about female anatomy. Female anatomy. I mean, um, the flow has to, it's got to just flow into each other. You know, we don't look at a notepad and says, okay, step one, we talk about this subject. Step two, we talk about that subject. It's just got to flow. Exactly. All right, buddy. All right. Happy Sunday, James. Bye. You too. I'll talk to you over on Messenger. Bye, sir. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you. Well, that was, that was pretty good. That was a good show, I think. Alpha male, Commodore Jeff Sandbello, with and along with my right hand man on social media. On Facebook groups and Facebook pages. Mr. Mick von Raven. Um, okay. Is, is anybody out there that wants to come on the show? Is Daryl Messiahs out there now? Uh, let's see, is Robert Shipsky out there? Is, um, Nathan Bates out there? Is, uh, Vicki Boussillo out there? Is, um, I don't know what happened to Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean says he wasn't working today that he can come on the show. Is Mr. Clean out there? Is, uh, Eric Fraunzelter out there? Who's out there that wants to come on? Because if, if that's it, if it's only me, I'm just going to close down the show and call it a day or call it a weekend because I did progressive discussions last night, starting at 8pm Eastern time and it went for four hours. I had no idea. I think, I think that's one of my records. It went for like four hours long. You know, so there's a link. So anybody out there wants to come on. If you have something to say, just like the scrolling marquee says, this is your place to vent. We are live stream on YouTube right now. And, um, so far this new weekly live stream show has been going well. We haven't been doing this that long. I mean, the idea, the theme of the show has been bouncing around for a long time. But it was not like written in stone. It was not a steady show. So now I've decided to go for it upon suggestion of others. I know make it a steady show. For those that watch the rerun of the show, you're still free to leave commentary under the video just like you're free to come on the show right now. And, uh, let's see. Let's see. Somebody sent me a message. There is their own size. Hey, James. Sorry, I couldn't get on today. My daughter has me busy today. She has Down syndrome. I will try my best to get on next weekend. Things can get unpredictable at times for me. Well, I guess what's the old saying better late than never. Thanks. Thank you for touching base with me. So what, what are you doing now? You, you, you're, you're busy now. Jason Cleveland from Seattle, Washington. He's been on the show by way of video with his daughter. You know, hanging around if you're not doing anything and you want to do a little pro wrestling talk, you can come on now. All right. So, so it'll be better for you to come on Saturday night than Sunday. Okay. Well, at least, at least we've established when your, when your availability is best. Ronnie Simpson and Michael Goldsmith Hilton says the same thing Saturday night is better for them. Just like Jeff Sanbello and McVon Raven, it's better on Sunday for them. So, you know, good, good. So we'll have, we'll have a pretty deep, pretty decent panel for next Saturday. Oh, yeah. Okay. So I'll see you Saturday. I'll see you Saturday. Now I, um, I'll send the links out after, um, after I do the, uh, the articles and videos that you want, mostly articles, uh, the first hour of the show, the serious part of the show. And then I'll send the links out like I usually do. I don't know. There's no private way I have to send you the link. So I guess I'll have to put the link in the comments on YouTube right here. Because I'm not, I'm not sure if you get my messages over on Facebook Messenger. You notice I didn't accidentally say Yahoo Messenger Facebook Messenger. I'm not sure if you got it. I don't know which way you prefer for me to put it here or for me to put it on Facebook Messenger. Well, um, okay. You know what you do? Give, don't give me your email here. Could you give me your email on Facebook Messenger or, or what's app? Yeah. See if you can get me up on Facebook Messenger. Oh, you didn't receive it. All right. Okay. You don't want the private chat. I don't know. You have access to the, to the private chat. I think, I think the, the icon is on the far right hand side of the screen. See if you can send it to me private chat. And then I'll, and then I'll, I'll save your email because I have, I have G, I use Gmail. I use Gmail. So to keep, to keep your email and my email private. Yeah. Just see if you can get it on private chat. Oh, I'm on Instagram. Okay. You want me to, so is, is, is Instagram, is Instagram much easier to send you the link? Because that's how I send the link to Michael Hilton and this other guy. I send them the link on Instagram. Yeah. I am following you there. So, so if I send you the link directly to you on Instagram, would that be okay for you? Yes. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. So when I send, when I send the link to, to Michael Goldsmith Hilton on Instagram, I'll send one to you at the same time. Sounds good. Sounds like a plan. All right. I am going to, nobody pops on. If nobody else pops on by way of video, I'm going to close the show and I'm going to go make my dinner, which is going to be whole wheat spaghetti with white clam sauce. And it is a very good white clam sauce that I use. Very good. Okay. Great. Sounds like a plan. So we've established that Saturday night is much better for you. And I'll send you the link on Instagram and when you click on the link, it'll ask what name you want to use, use whatever, type it in and you're, and you're, and I bring you writing. Okay. Sounds good. Okay. Anybody out there in cyberspace want to come on a show going once? Going twice. Three times. Okay. I'm going to close the show and start working on my dinner, which is going to be really good. Whole wheat spaghetti with white clam sauce, but not cheap white clam sauce. Restaurant style. Okay. Thank you everybody. Thank you. Daryl Messiahs. Thank you. Mesumi. Thank you. Commodore Jeff Sanbello. Thank you. McVon Raven. That's about it. Thanks everyone for joining Red Pill Man Cave. Have a good Sunday and have a very pleasant new week coming up in March. And before you know it, it'll be St. Patrick's Day, which means all you can eat, hopefully, corned beef and cabbage. Okay. End broadcast.