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Fagette - Athens Boys Choir

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Published on Apr 24, 2008

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FAGETTE
Artist: Athens Boys Choir
Director: Ali Cotterill

www.athensboyschoir.com
www.astrofilms.org

ABOUT
Fagette is a trans-fabulous Sunday in the park. It's croquet gone gay, drag-tastic cheerleaders, and synchronized dance, all in an Astroturf wonderland.

LYRICS
Hello, Im your true switch from Athens, G-A
Going to protests, high-fivin the gays

Im a single, white, eh
That on any given day, may have a tendency towards homosexualit-heeey, heeey, heeey, heeey

Im a F-A-G-E-TT-E
A twinkle toes when disrobed got double Xs in rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle whats underneath these clothes

Cause I got a V to the A-G- I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S Env-ay
Cause fo real doh
I got a dildo,
I got two dildos
I got three dildos

Now it takes two to fellacio but only one to tango
You know I mean business when I pop in Luther Vandross
Im an equal opportunity lover,
I like the boys, girls, the others

L-G-BTQ-I-LMNOP
Hell apples and oranges, theyre all fruits to me

I like em big
I like em small
I like 'em tall
I like Ru Paul

I like Ru Paul
I like Ru Paul
I like Ru Paul
I like Ru Paul

So heres to the girls with the chubby chubb
Heres to the boys aint got no butt
To the sexy nerds, the freaks, the butches, and the geeks
The bears, and s and ms, and the femme lesbians

Im a pansexual,
I got my hands on the manual,
Im a smooth Jew a bar mitzvah party animal

Im a F-A-G-E-T-T-E
A twinkle toes when disrobed got double Xs in rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle whats underneath these clothes

Cause I got a V to the A-G- I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S Env-ay
Cause fo real doh
I got a dildo,
I got two dildos
I got three dildos

Have you heard, Im speaking the good word,
Theres been rumors that I tutored Ms. Cleo about the future.

Yeah you remember her the fortune teller from TV
$2.99 a minute for a little ESP.
She said Team Gina gonna dance you sweaty.
She said the Athens Boys Choirs just one little fairy.

But I dont stop believin'
Hold on to this feelin'
See I keep dreaming of my posters on ceilings

And independent artists being reviewed in like Dynamite Magazine.

Wed rap back like slap bracelets, a throw back to the 80s
Like before Kirk Cameron went fundamentalist and we all still wanted to have his babies.
And Doogie Howser was like the smartest guy we know-ed
We were cuckoo for cocoa and had no idea about a TV channel like Logo.

Yeah!
We were all Reaganomics and synthesized beats,
Doing the Running Man, Reebok pumps on our feets.
And all those dances, I could never get it
So I step back cause the only slide I know..is electric

Boogie-woogie-woogie-woogie

Im a F-A-G-E-T-T-E
A twinkle toes when disrobed got double Xs in rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle whats underneath these clothes

Cause I got a V to the A-G- I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S Env-ay
Cause fo real doh
I got a Dildo,
I got two Dildos
I got three Dildos

So you can pick one thats just your size
If not, well go buy one that fits just right

Were all one love, two love, ménage à trios
Saying queer love, het love, Whatevah

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