 I'm I'm already scared Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and we're playing dog Island today. It looks really cursed What the hell is going on? Why are their heads too big for their bodies? This is serious medical condition We're gonna have to put them all down dog Island is gonna be a graveyard. I hate this game I'm entranced by this horrible musical All right, I'm done. Oh, I don't even know what I have to do in this game I'm scared of what it might be Jesus Christ. They've built houses. There's a whole economy. There's a pirate dog Okay, maybe I misjudged this game. This looks cool. Oh, I'm gonna have to voice them all aren't I oh hi there So you're the new mailman I'm a mailman. Are you serious? I thought I'd be a cool dog I thought dogs hated mailmen does that mean I'm gonna be hated this isn't fair His name is mr. Postman. It's not really creative. Hi there Captain El Dorado Gotta address him as captain or he'll get snarky. Hmm. It's barely legible probably cuz you have it in your mouth The hell are they licking Jesus Christ? Thank God the camera was at that angle and we couldn't see All right, kind of a dick. There were so many people around you could asked whether you wake him up Could I ask you a favor? So there's so many other dogs there. What breed are you? I get to make my own dog I hope I can paint him like in the Sims. I can paint on the cat. It's not a bad idea actually I don't want to invest in a collar so I can just paint on the side of him. There we go Jim's cat Oh Jesus, how it reverses it on the other side. Oh My god, he looks really depressed or like he's gagging or something that that's me. What's your name? I want to be a girl dog. So I'm gonna call it bitch like it's technically correct That's what a girl dog is. That's what it's called. It's called a bitch, you know bitch Now he's getting sassy. You shouldn't have woke him up from his nap. Was it a brother or a sister? What are you referring to? I don't understand. Okay, it was my brother's sister. Okay, it's a shame about their father though This guy's telling me my whole backstory. It was a warm day. Or was it cold? I think this guy's a bit seen on so maybe we should change his voice. Maybe it was cold either way I'm pretty sure it was when the leaves were just turning color. Now. This is going to be a long story I don't think this is worth a while. Can we skip through it? Oh Look at little bitch having a rest. I can't believe the village elder called me bitch. That is so rude How do they balance their heads are fucking massive? Good morning bitch. The milk store isn't the square just outside the house I'm finally getting to play will I get to do something? Well right after the tutorial on how to walk I think I'll be faster to just go get the milk yourself if you have to teach me how to walk. Oh My god, how are they even fitting in that house the place look like a mansion inside it Oh my god, why is it inverted left to right? That makes no sense. I'm really upset I'll just let loser Donatello that's spreading rumors around me. Who's the bitch now Donatello? Yeah, you won't say anything to my face. You learned the scent of the basket. Why am I helping him find his basket? I don't care about him. I'm looking for milk Wait, I think I can like smell the basket already. How do I get over the fence? Wait, it's like right here Is it in this box? Wait, have I found it? All right dig in the concrete. Yes, it was under the concrete all along of course I just gave you a woof. Is this some kind of drug? I'm turning you in buddy. I'm gonna tell Donatello And he's gonna knock on you. All right now. He'll actually deliver milk to me wait Oh, you'll carry it back yourself. What was the whole point in helping him? Oh for fuck sake, let me stop with someone else now. You you fucker, where did you go? Hey, aren't you bitch? Fuck Donatello for spreading that rumor. I went to your house to deliver a letter Who me? I'm mr. Postman. Hey. Hey mr. Postman. Fuck off. I don't want to talk to you. What the hell It's like nighttime already. What? How long were we drinking milk for? Your condition has gotten worse since this morning You can't go out like this. What's your condition? Is it contagious? I'm fucking leaving. I'm not going anywhere near her Well, I wouldn't if I knew the controls stop digging in your house. All right fucking run get out of here Go go go. Oh Great thugs are waiting for me outside. So you're bitch, huh? They're gonna beat me up. Hey, bitch. You don't look so good. Oh, he looks really sad. He's not even talking He's just like leave me alone. Look at him. He's depressed. What's wrong with him? Like I know your sister's sick, but yeah Don't you generally have like loads of brothers and sisters if you're a puppy. What the hell is that thing? Oh, it's not a tello. I thought it was like a massive shark or something falling stars are a sign of troubled times ahead The guy is the village elder or else he is just senile. I think he's just senile Oh god, my sister's going out. She's gonna spread the virus to the whole town. This is troubling cough all over Donatello, please Wait, I saw her coming out of my house and she's not here I wanted to go talk to her and stop this madness or else assassinate Donatello No, I don't want to take part in any contest if I take part in a contest as a possibility I will lose and I hate losing okay I don't think I can actually progress unless I do the contest. Can I not just have a good relaxing night? I just don't want to take part. I don't need another participation trophy. Oh, there's my little sister You're being the little bitch now. You shouldn't be coming out here getting everyone infected look bitch is speechless He doesn't even know what to say. Oh, he's getting angry Jesus Christ or he's starting his engine or something. What the hell is that sound? My god, it sounds awful. Why doesn't my character have a voice like no one actually has a voice They could have made him say stuff like he just says nothing every line is just dot dot dot Thanks, she says and she just stays out anyway. Can I just be a good brother and tell her to like not infect the village? I like how he stops sniffing as he goes past the other dog. It's very polite Cough cough. He stopped coughing all over my face Jesus Christ And I know you didn't cover your mouth because we don't have hands I don't think this is really a contest. No one else is really taking part It's just me. It's a race to find three spiral shells, right? Yeah, I guess so. I'm the only participant Don't take it personally if I beat you. Maybe the race hasn't started yet and I'm just being really stupid I'm just ruining it for everyone. Well, I found them all He's like it hasn't started. What the hell are you doing? You've ruined the festival for everyone Oh, no, they're giving me some pity prize here. Yeah, everyone gather around see my prize and also talk to my sister get really close to her Wait, why is my sister getting the flowers? She didn't do shit Is she just gonna keep doing this until I continue because I think I'll leave her burn herself out Strain your body weaken that immune system Okay, that's enough No, I said that's enough stop. Oh, it works though. Yes. I'm an evil genius Yeah, just start barking at her shiver me timbre as he says Oh, wait a light in the mood. El Dorado is the best. Oh, wait. He's stealing my sister. God damn it He's the best pirate I've ever seen What the hell is going on? I thought this was like a happy go lucky game about dogs on an island My sister's dying like 10 minutes into the game. I'm doing everything I can but I'm sorry Is she gonna die? She's gonna die. There's only one solution I go to the dog island and find a cure for Dog givitis. I actually do have to go to the dog island I like that bit alone is capitalized many ships have sunk while attempting to get there Just trying to get that dog island is itself is a big risk I'll go mom and both your kids will die and you can start over. No bitch Oh, I love all the dialogue in this game just from that name alone. You're not thinking of going there yourself The bitch is like I didn't I didn't say that. I I really don't want to go Bitch is like god damn it. I'm getting forced into this. I don't want to go when it looks like you're serious He doesn't look serious. He looks depressed. He doesn't want to go Like why can't we commission this guy who's a literal pirates to go get the doctor? I'll take you there Like he's going anyway. Why does it matter if I go or not? You've made your decision and I won't argue with you about this anymore. Mom, could you please argue with me more? I bet my sister's just faking to get out of school And I'm here risking my life trying to find a cure for a non-existent disease like she coughed twice Is it really that fatal? Oh great a musical there's a musical to the island now. I can't die They said it was stormy on the seas and there was a risk of me dying This doesn't seem pretty stormy. Oh mom's going to be so disappointed that I'm going to make it back Practical nuke incoming The hell is wrong with this bird? Oh my god, I must be so scared looking up at that And now we're trying to eat it cutscenes are so random like that They do these cutscenes that don't seem to have a purpose I guess it's just showing you how alive this world is. Uh, look at that. Wow. What studio made this game? I gotta know players control a dog I must go on a journey to search for a special flower to aid their sick sibling Which can only be found by achieving their goal to become a sniff master It sounds like a criminal the sniff master, right? Just like any troublesome nose. He's always running running from the law Okay, this is so bizarre. It's a video game developer a Japanese one that's most known for the wwe video game series Their development of that came to an end after wwe 2k 19 So they're not responsible for you know that monstrosity that we already played on the channel It's freaking out. Oh, for fact sake you learned the smell of dirt God I must be a privileged dog that I only learned it now come and find me once you've cleaned all the dirt from the deck Get to it. All right. I guess it's about time. I do something I've just been sitting here watching birds and dolphins the entire time Wait, this deck is like the cleanest deck I've ever seen. Why is the postman here? Why is he risking his life to come out here? Like if the postman is going couldn't we just send this doctor a letter Why do I have to go? Oh, I'm very upset Oh, there we go. There's some dirt now. I'm a sniff master. I think I got all the dirt. I think we're good There's three specks of dirt today. You're gonna be fishing great anything as long as it doesn't involve sniffing I'm done with sniffing. What what how do I do it next time pull up on the line more to keep the back? Okay Come I got it. Good. Fucking hell. It's gonna take my eye out with the wrist strap I don't know why I'm doing everything these people don't seem to be doing anything Like even the driver can't even see over the wheel you received one whoops What does that even mean? Geez. Look at that lens flare. It's like something out of a 2009 call of duty montage I have to fucking clean the deck again. Really? This seems like filler as this came really short or something Like each job here has been a separate day and this postman's just idling there Can he not help like I didn't want to bring it up But I'm starting to feel like the bitch of the ship if I'm honest Honestly, I think my family just didn't want me when they named me this They clearly had a favorite sibling in mind and it wasn't me. Oh, is this one these treacherous storms? You mentioned please kill us all I'm done. Bitch. He's giving out to me because of the storm. I'm sorry. I have to break my promise like this I got to cancel the trip to the dog island. He just wanted free labor. That's all he wanted. Hey, hey stop What am I doing? Okay, this is just awkward someone stop bitch. Oh my god. He jumped overboard He really did want to die like if they're saying the boat won't make it How am I gonna make it? Oh poor bitch. This is sad. Come on bird lift me out of there Wait, did I actually die? It looked like I died. No wonder there was so much filler games over Wait, I've woken up. What? How could I possibly have gotten out of that situation? The bitch introduces himself It was this one opportunity. He was in a fresh new place. He could have said his name was anything But he's like I'm bitch. Oh, fuck. Mr. Birdie told me that you fainted She really sang a little birdie told me you fainted. You were lucky that mr. Birdie came to tell me, you know Thanks, dude. Appreciate it. Now, fuck off. So this is the guy I've been trying to see after all this time Here you are. What? You don't have a phone? I fear this made me too much to me. He didn't even see her He doesn't know the situation doctor. Please help bitch. I'll need a few days. She'll be dead by then doc What the hell is wrong with this guy? He just doesn't want to help dogs. Oh, we found the local pimp Look at that hat. All right. Look. I think I'll just have to accept that my sister's gonna die The doctor doesn't want to help. He's obviously planning an escape out of this whole situation He's like, oh, this is too much for me without even seeing her that bow Definitely isn't coming back for me and that bird fecked off and he was the only thing keeping me alive So I think me and bitch are gonna part ways here We're gonna end our journey and accept that our sister is dead and we're starting a new life But I hope you enjoy. This has been a bizarre experience This game feels a bit cursed if I'm honest, but I do appreciate you sticking through the curse with me I hope to see you next time. I appreciate you as always and bye for now