 You got it ready? You big ol' fuckin' house! Everything that I know now I have a big ol' fuckin' house But yeah, look at me now Give me some wood as I know now All right, listen, here we go I would've found someone to pay me For drinking beer instead of paying them And with all my hard-earned money What do you think I do? I buy drinks for all my friends Happy you and you and you All right, I found someone to fill me Doin' all the stupid shit that I did for free Just never thought someone might pay me If I didn't see this movie To be a jackass on TV Why have a big ol' fuckin' house? Yeah, that's right You're not there whenever you want You wish you were stuck around But I knew then what I know now Could've been a demolition derby driver Cause I got pretty good crashing cars Maybe I tried my hand at college But that didn't get me very far Maybe I could have been a pilot Cause I could've spent everybody's time on how to fly I believe that I see so many options to choose from Then what I know now What I have, let me hear you I have a big ol' fuckin' house Yeah, that's right You're not there whenever you want You wish you were stuck around But I knew then what I know now All right, this brings it all home right here I could've been anything I wanted Exactly true So I guess I'll just be satisfied Not for me That ain't for me What I have, let me hear you Why have a big ol' fuckin' house? Yeah, that's right You're not there whenever you want You wish you were stuck around But I knew then what I know now One more time You're not there whenever you want You wish you were stuck around But I knew then what I know now You're not there whenever you want You wish you were stuck around But I knew then what I know now