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SUCCESS live at Jokers JMU 1993 song 1

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Published on May 6, 2012

song 1 "Brand New Orifice"
i went down to see santa claus, ripped a big one on his lap. he was pissed and he screamed at mom after giving me a firm slap. he said alright what do you want - a truck, a giant hershey kiss? i said no, those just won't do. I want a brand new orifice.

now i have a brand new orifice right above my left armpit. i use it to smell so now i can tell without moving my head towards it. when i pick out all the mucus that collects inside my little niche, it doesn't look like i'm picking boogers - it just looks like i have an itch.

larry's family has a really weird tradition. he thought a new orifice would be great. every time his family members smell his food someone else smacks his face right into the plate. now he has an orifice on the palm of his hand with which he can smell his food and so, now he can smell his food safely without moving his head dangerously low...

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