 Get flexed on! Get flexed on! Get flexed on! Just kidding, they're fake. They are. They are fake. They are. That's why I said it. You guys ready for when Kaylee gets here? We just might be matching. There's a chance. Kaylee right now is brushing her teeth before the video. As if that's somehow gonna, like, that won't do anything. I shitted and farted. People probably think we're filming like porn or something. Yo, so, whoa, way too close to my face. Okay, so my hoop is right up there and I'm kind of considering slamming on Kaylee. So... His face, I'll posterize this shit out of him. Hey. I won't. I won't do it. And we don't have gender roles. We don't. Kaylee is the breadwinner. She's the strongest one. I take care of the kids. Matt. I give birth. I clean. I cook. I'm bad at driving. Guys, I'm totally kidding. Kaylee, who empowers women more than me? Nobody. Correct? Okay. That makes me look bad. I'm looking not so good right now. Just kidding. You're a great woman. Scooch the motherfucker down. Kaylee, you can see the shot. Geez. All right, so, I asked on Twitter. Let me make sure the mic's on. We're doing a, what? This is a Q&A. Which we already know is not going to go well, but I totally knew that signing up for it, so it's all good. These are all going to be about you, not filming Matt. No, they're all going to be Bella. All right, let's... All around the world. Mission failed. We'll get a missed order. This is worn out. Are you guys still dating? How do y'all meet? Wait. How did we meet? Wait. How did we meet? We met at a party. We met at a party where I wasn't juuling ever and wasn't consuming alcohol ever. I have a vlog from the first day we met. Oh my gosh. That you took on my phone. No, like, so... Holy crap. I don't remember exactly like... You guys wanna know how we met? Kaylee was... I was vlogging. Her phone. She doesn't have a channel. Don't go looking for it. She doesn't post all the time. But Kaylee was vlogging. I was vlogging. On her phone. I saw, I'm at a party and I see this girl running around. And I'm like, oh, let me go cloud up on her. Cause I just kind of also do that, but way better than you know. But like, I was, I was genuinely like, shit, that girl's vlogging. Like, this is an easy win for pop-a-meags. Like, dub. Easy dub. We eat them. Okay, okay. Wait, you're gonna watch something different. Oh, this is a whole... Alright, don't shit-talk me. Okay, ready? See, told ya. This was... Okay, so for everyone who doesn't know my glasses store, I always have had terrible vision. I always had those terrible glasses that looked so bad. And then finally I found good frames. Morgan, if you guys remember Morgan from my vlogs over the summer, she got me the good glasses. Kayley's real mad about that. She came to your clutch. Well, no, because you texted me when you were gone. She was so mad. You texted me. You were like, Kayley, I got new stuff that I need to show you. It's what made Kayley, it's what made Kayley were friends. I was like, oh, yeah, I am so excited. Cause I have friends on Kayley for so long. She was like, pop-a-meags, please. And I was like, dude, like, stop. That's exactly how I want it. Like, literally stop. Like, you're not worthy right now at all. I was like, you look like, I was like, take one look at me. I'm 65245. What are you? Just kidding. Okay. Don't do that the rest of it. I was just kidding. Are we not having kids in the future? Yeah, if we don't have kids. I don't know if I want to expose my child to this world. If I'm having kids, I'm retired from YouTube. I'll tell you that. Really? Dude, imagine my kid going through like, I don't know. I don't know if I want to do this. I'm just a baby. It's like, she's mad. I don't like it. You don't like kids? Not necessarily. Will you make a mad and mobile video ever again? Probably not ever to be totally honest with you. Game's just buns. What would I load that up and play it for? I don't know. That's kind of where I'm at with it. We're gonna play it again. We'll see. Do I have any plans of when I'll stop making YouTube videos? I have no plans to stop at all. This is the coolest thing ever. Getting to meet people is so amazing. I met two people today. I went to the mall by myself because I did that for real. Just to go get some back. I'll show you guys. Remember when I was asking you guys what shoes I should get? I asked on Twitter what basketball shoes I should get. And here's what I got. Kayleigh's Faith NFL team. Okay, here's the thing. I have won. Don't watch a lot of football. Are you guys ready? Kayleigh, name five NFL players. Go. The quarterback of... See, I would say New Orleans is probably my favorite team because of the quarterback. Who was it? I would tell you in like two minutes, but out of my head I can't get it. Don't tell me. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. By the way, boys. I got Kyrie Fives. I played like two hours basketball on them today. They are fire. My pussy hurt. I can't think of that. Hey, hot or not, boys. What do you think? Is this a W or not, boys? Let me know. When is New Merch dropping? I'm probably going to make Christmas merch. And if I make merch before then I'll make some sort of like fall merch. Like a hoodie. Possibly. Possibly. But I know that my merch is going to be fire. Like, you guys know just like good looking stuff that you would wear. This is sick. People always compliment this one, the maroon one and the one mill merch. So I love this shirt. And if you're wondering this, these are not for purchase anymore. When I do those drops I can only drop shirts for like seven days at a time. By the way, the people who have the option to sell their merch at all times are giving you shitty quality shirts. So I just exposed a lot of YouTubers, but if they're going through Teespring or any of those sites, those shirts are shit. And that's because there's just this giant facility of Teespring, which has a ton of shirts. And they just slap this little sticker on it and they ship it to you. I remember that. Is this just a clip of Bella? Yeah. I remember when you picked me up at school one time and you told me that Bella, like, you had just seen Bella. I do remember that. And I was like, why the fuck are you seeing her? And I was just friends at the end of the time. Like, you're facing her. Would you rather spend a night with your boy pizza or Bella? This is to both of us, I'm thinking. That's tough. Okay, last time. I would be with Bella. Are you being with Bella so I have to be with your boy pizza? No, more like, I don't want to be with another boy. It's your boy pizza. Oh! It's your boy pizza. Kaylee, I'm not threatened in the slightest. Okay? I'm actually really threatened. Your boy pizza slid in Kaylee's DMs and I actually have never recovered since. I actually, I would actually I would be with Bella too. We agree. Okay. Okay. What's Kaylee's major? I'm hospitality. Isn't she striking as a hospitality? With a minor environmental sustainability. That's so bogus. She doesn't have that minor. He's not actually 65215, right? What do you have to say? Yeah. What the fuck? You're about to witness abuse. Stop it. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Watch out! Watch out! I am encouraging everyone to either gain or lose five pounds. My actual height weight. I reveal it in that video. But other than that video as right now I'm 65245 please tell everyone. All right. Do you take it up the butt? I don't. What is it like for Kaylee to wear high heels all the time and appear close to your 65 frame? Here's a thing you guys is I'm on his Instagram I don't know if you've noticed some photos with us but in none of them I'm wearing heels. And I'm Canceled from my channel. Bella, Bella would never do this to me. Yeah, you're mad. Yeah, who's mad now? Yeah. Hey, this is a cute one. How's your summer so far? Summer's great. I love my apartment. I don't like working because I've never really worked a real job my whole life. You know, but I'm getting some great experience and working for a great company. So I'm excited and I still get to make YouTube videos. You ever thought about your life after YouTube? I think about it a lot to be honest. This is such a good base dude. I get to know so many people and like obviously make a pretty good amount of money. You know, I don't want to be a 35 year old YouTuber. Not thinking against all my 35 and up year old YouTubers out there, but I think I have more to offer the world. Can you play Minecraft with Vic? Yes and yes. And me. Kay, they want to make a Minecraft video. I want to play. 3,000 likes Minecraft with Kaylee? Yo boys, boys, boys. Okay, this is funny. What sport does Kaylee play? Okay. Now, I did play sports though. I did play sports in high school and before high school. I... I'm not saying anything. I figure skating was pretty fucking good. It's like blades of glory. It's some blades of glory shit. That was bad. We get the iron lotus every time we go to the rink. All the time. All the time. Every day. I ran track and field and I played soccer. All the classics. Yeah. You think the lions are going to go to the Superbowl? No. Okay. Well, you're not how to get the godly frame of such a mythical beast. Okay. Let him talk. No. You're laughing a little too hard. Would you let Zion smash Kaylee? I don't think I have a choice. I think if Zion Williamson were to smash that, it was just, that's his decision. Who's that? I'm sorry, you guys. Can we see Kaylee play Minecraft? I'm going to do it. I promise you. I'm going to teach you the craft. I'm going to do it. I really am. Did you? I haven't lost my virginity yet, boys. So, you know anybody. You guys say, like, what? What? I go a month without putting Kaylee in a video? All of a sudden, life's over? I've been getting lots of DMs. Kaylee, name any kicker ever. Matt. I guess that works. Am I going to clap cheeks tonight? What is that? What? Papa Meeks, you have any advice on how to talk to my girlfriend? We haven't met yet. And I told her I'm 6'5". I actually thought this was going to be legit. Well, you've run into some problems that I've run into before in my life. Where girls thought I'm 6'5". Like the Chicago girl thought you were... Any advice on how to talk to her though? If I thought this question was serious, I might give a serious answer, but I can't because it's not. Would you rather have 10 million subscribers and still be with Bella or have to start from scratch but have Kaylee? That's really cute. I would start from scratch from scratch. That's really cute. I didn't say anything. What are you talking about? Wait, I like this one. What's your guys' favorite food place? Okay, depending on the amount of times that we've been there together, we've been to Chick-fil-A a lot. Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A. And he also is weird and likes the grilled stuff at Chick-fil-A. The grilled stuff is how you get jacked. He will go on about getting grilled sandwiches and everything. I will get, every time I go, three grilled chicken clubs. What the fuck? Have we kissed before? I didn't see that one. Have we? No? We were still waiting for marriage, right? I've kissed Jesus. I prayed before. Not a question, but I want to let you know I love the IRL vids and his name is CheapKlapper69. What a homie. This guy's cool. This guy rocks. When will Connor be in a video? Kind of been wanting to put Connor in a video, but like, I'm like an hour away from him and he's really busy too. He's working now, so. I'm gonna talk, but I do want to put Connor in a video. Am I excited for who? She's making an account? Did I ever get any awards in sports in high school, like all conference? I was all conference every single year in pole ball. I was second in states twice in pole ball. This is track though. I got eight in states hurdles my final year. I was pretty good at hurdles. I was always really, I was always really good at pole ball, but like, it's not that hard to be really good at pole ball, because nobody's good at pole ball. My highest pole ball ever was 14 feet. And 14 feet, like you can go to a D2 school, but if you wanted to go to like Michigan State, which is where I go now for school, you'd have to vault as a guy, like 15 feet, six inches. And I don't think I could ever do that. I was never strong enough to do that. I was a little too small. And then in football, I got all state junior year and senior year as a kicker. Who would win in a fight? Bella or Kaylee? If you fought Bella. I would beat her. And I'm not saying that because like, I'm better than her or anything because I'm not, but I genuinely feel like my crazy bitch decided to come out. I haven't even seen that. So you never know. What's the most? Oh, you're about to start to fight my friend. Go ahead. No, you start. No, I said go ahead first. No, you start. I said go ahead first. What's the most annoying thing about each other? Kaylee is not a great storyteller. She's a big talker. Absolutely new. He would say that. That's actually what I was just about to say. She's a big talker. I like, I like brevity. I like briefness, you know, so she'll stop me. You know, when you're in like sixth grade and you're learning how to write essays in English and they say, don't do run on sentences. Well, Kaylee speaks and run on sentences. That's for me. She'll be telling me a story about how she got her hair cut. She's like, so I'm getting my hair cut right and my grandpa, oh, my grandpa. I mean, it's just this tangent about her grandpa. And then finally it's like, so I got my hair cut. That's what I would say. It's like, I have a lot of tangents because- No, you're supposed to shit on me now. Don't shit on yourself. I shit on you. It's your turn to shit on me. I'm just being honest. Shit on me. Let's go. I want to hear it. What's the worst thing about me? What's the worst and only thing? I want to hear it. Let's go. Come on. I think you seriously sometimes are like, I want to think you seriously and I want to have a legit conversation with you, but you like, you can't be taken seriously. You are sleeping on the couch today. I am so mad. You're sleeping on the couch. But you knew that. No, you're sleeping on the couch. I'm so mad. Kaylee would be like, Matt, we just need to talk about this and I'll be like, yeah. You're so mad because this doesn't really happen. Kaylee would be like, Matt, I'm dead serious. And I'll be like, I'm fucking dabbing. Yo, this, if you guys remember this dude, this is the homie at Sea Geek. He was in my Dallas video. Greg, I love you so much. I'll be seeing you soon. You remember him? I told you about this guy. Yeah, you did. He was the boiler maker. He's a great guy. Purdue is still trash though, Greg, by the way. Also, the best way to get taken to Sea Geek and get $20 off with code MMG. Brother, this guy's dead. Not sponsored because I don't have, my contract doesn't renew until next football season, so this is technically not sponsored. I'm just seeing the goodness of my heart. I'm a great guy. I'm such a good guy. Will I get a pet? Oh, yes. I want one so bad. I can't, like with all of everything that's going on, I can't get one right now because I gotta go back to school still. When I'm finally living somewhere that I know I'll be living for more than a year, we're instantly getting a pup. Cats? No. A dog. Hell no. We're in a pup. I do have kitties right now though and they're really cute but I'm not one to like cat. Approximately how long is gonna be? This cut. You know, I got a huge personality. Let me tell ya. Actually serious. I understand that a lot of you shit out of my nose ring, which is so bullshit because every, almost every single person I meet are like, you're the best person to pull up a nose ring. So I look great with it. I think boys look awesome with nose piercings. Studs for sure only hoops sometimes. You would look so hot with a stud. If Kaylee had her way I would have the nose piercing. Tattoos, like from here to here. Oh my God. I'd definitely have a bigger wiener bar. Tattoos are fantastic. Clearly. Yo. Yo, do you want to tell them the story of how I got barbecue sauce on my titties? You want to tell them? Yes. Okay. So this is actually one of the stories. Actually no, I can't have you tell it. You're the best storyteller. Well boys, sorry, I guess you're the best. What's the game Kaylee could beat you at? Oh, I already know. Okay. So this was great. So actually, if you didn't know this already, Matt is 12 years old and a child at heart. So we were at a restaurant and Child in my peen too. Let me tell you. So we were at a restaurant and he pulls out like a kid's menu. But I beat you with that game like seven times on three. And I'm like oh, this is so bull. And we, he pulls out a kid's menu in crayons. And we're playing this one game. What's it called? What is it called? Okay. I don't know if you guys have ever played this. You draw a bunch of squares and you have to complete the boxes. It's really simple. And I will, Kaylee's asked like 10 times out of two and she beats me one time and hmm. The first time we played it, I beat him. And I took a photo of the squishy like everything you were doing. When you guys are, when you guys are fathers one day, you'll understand what it's like to let your stupid dumb child win. Like. I'm so rude. Don't look at me like that. Okay. Tell them how many times I beat you. Tell me how many times you won. Like twice. Twice. You're actually mad right now. Yeah, I'm actually mad. Why are you mad? I've always dreamed of Papa reading my Twitter or YouTube comments in a video one day. Kayden. Aw. Gotcha, my guy. Will I go to your prom? Is this for me or for Kaylee? But yes, we'll both go. Right? Oh my God. That'd be really fun. If it's just for Kaylee, fight me. Can you imagine? I'm glad. Who's the man in the relationship? Are you my owner of this? It's Kaylee. How does it feel? Okay. Well, now there's a third comment about it. Now I'm a little upset. Oh my God. Just chill out, you guys. That's amazing. Abe. That's the fourth one. I'm a little mad. Who's winning an race between Bella, Kaylee, and Goose? Goose. Goose got them wheels. Fave P-O-S. What does that mean? Is that an abbreviation? Isn't P-O-S piece of shit? So my dad always says favorite piece of shit. I'm sorry, man. I don't know this one. It's the craziest brand deal you've ever been offered. I get offered some whack shit, but I take almost all of them. So I can't really say the craziest one because I probably took it. So I can't talk shit about it. If you have kids, what would their names be? First one, Bartholomew. Second one, Point Dexter. Third one, probably Biggs Jr. Fourth one, Bartholomew. Second one, probably Biggs Jr. Fourth one, Goose. I just realized I kind of have no clue. Fifth one, Fatpene69. Hey, I'll see you later. I'll have kids by myself. Yeah, this is a little aside, but one time I caught Kaylee watching your boy pizza. If any of you wanted to know. Coming into the depths of the questions where they start to get real bad. Because if these weren't bad enough, do y'all play Minecraft? Yes. Every day. Are there any old or new videos you wish you'd never posted? Almost everything I've ever posted. I think when you talked off on me. Dude, I get shit on about that so much. If I could just take all those videos where I had my accent. Or I pretended to talk and wipe all those. Yeah. Oh. Ooh. A little winky. A little winky face. What's your... My favorite thing to do is respect women. I love it. I'm passionate about it. I hope I get a career in it one day. Yeah. What about you? Probably you. I was going to say something so bad. I know what was coming guys. Want me to want to play basketball? I am actually not joking. I did bring this up. Also, what is it called? Hand-eye coordination or eye coordination? Whatever it's called, she doesn't have it. That's facts, dude. Like, I... I think she don't know. There's a proper way to say it and I said it the wrong way and I got roasted. It's also because I don't have it. I played only sports with my legs slash feet. I never used my hands slash arms. So, I would love to play basketball because I think it would be really entertaining. You guys hear that Kaley story right there? Was that a good one? Was that good? Alright boys, I think that's it. I think that's it for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. We got another month and a half of IRL content so I hope you guys get your fix and then we'll be back to Madden. I'll see you guys later. Oh, I played Madden 20 Beta. It's the same fucking game as Madden 19. Don't let anyone fool you. I'll see you later. Peace out!