 The much loved Zahi Hawass is making headlines in Egypt once again. This time he has stunned reporters at a staged press conference in Cairo stating that the mummified remains of King Tutankhamun has paid him a visit in the dead of night. Spooked by the encounter the Egyptologist has now called for all royal mummies to be returned to their original resting places in a sensational realisation of hidden forces still being at work in Egypt from the very ancient times. The unprecedented action comes in the wake of a tragedy sweeping the country. It is thought that Hawass has invoked the curse of the pharaoh and now wants to appease the ancients who are unpleased at what he has done to their country. Hawass refused to repeat what King Tut had shared with him, simply repeating over and over in a frantic state at a press conference that we have gone too far. We have unsettled the rights of the ancients and evoked a spell cursed to destroy all who seek to move the king in his state of resting. We must try to correct what we have done. The parade of the pharaohs was due for Saturday April the 3rd, but this has now been cancelled due to widespread condemnation on this April Fools Day.