 I'm interrupting this program with some more breaking news. That's right. That's right. Returning to ghetto legends. We're going out west. January 7th, and guess where the show is? At the LA Forum. Yep, we're right there. I'm throwing up some powder like LeBron. It's going crazy. January 7th, go to the website and get the tickets. Or go to the app. You don't got the app. You don't want to come to this show. But January 7th, we in LA. Shit. Get the tickets. Me, Chico, DC. Still ain't found me no new opener yet, though. Still ain't found me no new opener. Send me those clips. January 7th, return of the ghetto legends. Merry Christmas. I get what she. Now, I'm going to be in quarantine. I ain't going nowhere, because they're more than me. I'm going to make my desk look like they're in DC. It wasn't me. No, that ain't me. The one sitting in front of you. I'm going to head and go. Go ahead and drop me off. Yo. Yo. I'm at the crib. It's old trade, and boys in the hood. Hey. Go ahead and drop me off. Yo, don't do that. I'm going to see you. That ain't real. I said I was with the mission, and I got dressed in pre-game. Yeah, and then I was with it. But somewhere in between, here and there, on the highway, I was like, man, I ain't even with it. I said, go ahead and drop me off back at the crib. I'll give you some gas, nigga. I know where I live. I know it's for the bitch, and you got to make a U-turn. But shit, I guess you'll learn that I ain't the nigga to call on in the time I need, unless that time is in between 9 and 3. Because once the sun goes down, nigga, so do I. I'm trying to lay a bitch down, not go out, my guy. So shit, go ahead and drop me off back at the crib. And hit those exes on their bitch. I'm trying to get that five-finger deal. And then I'm gonna blow a blunt for real. But you know what? Why you ain't got no car? She ain't. He told me he was driving that far. He told me he was driving that far. He told me nigga, 9 and 3. But you ride with me. Like you found out today that I always got to ride with you. OK. Sometimes you pull up round two, and then we'll blow a blunt or four. And then after that, you'll hit that door. But then today, you pulled up real late, swear to God, my nigga. And you got there way past 8. And you was talking about hitting the club. And I was with it. But after that, hitting the tub, I was like, down ahead and drop me off. I tell you, man, it's that time of the month. I was going to go outside before I hit this blunt and got dressed. I was under some stress. Still went outside to do my best. I put my pants on. I grabbed my shirt. Had already just got off work. Rolled up a blunt, maybe three. Just to see who was going to pull up and fuck with me. If I don't go nowhere, because I'm chilling like a sport. I'm going to really just chill in hell. Hang out on the porch and maybe make a sandwich, smoke a blunt like I told you. Because I'm a no-limit soldier. See, me and my girl broke up because she was dirty. But more had come on around 4.30. Hey, I ain't going to lie. I keep intruding. Because earlier this morning, I was up watching Judge Judy. They played an episode or two. Then I just flipped a couple of channels in. I started watching the View. Just to disagree with some of these hoes, they make some good fucking points. But I already know that they didn't know what the fuck they talking about. We in ATL with niggas go crazy and start to walk it out. You know this is where I live. I ain't drive to work today. So she just dropped me by the crib. I woke up real early today to do my taxes. This smoke the blunt got distracted and start watching Judge Matthews. And that nigga say it sound like her crackhead moves. This one dude who was arguing with this one black dude under some bloodshed. Because you don't even get my 5,000 when you go to court. Nigga talking all that chatter, talking about it. Busted cars, scratched that bitch all up, burnt some carpet up and toasted clothes and whatever the fuck. And after that, all he said was that you get 1200. That's what I got. And I was like, that ain't no money. That ain't shit nigga. And I've been watching all this shit and forgot what I was supposed to been doing, which was taxes. By the time I remember the office was closed, so I'm lacking. So I got to pay in extra dividends and penalties and extra fees and shit. I'm blowing trees. So go ahead and drop me off. Yeah, drop me by the crib. The interest ain't no hold down. It ain't though. Drop him off. Yeah. They say two people you gon' pay and I don't want to hear about it. And I ought to. Drop me off. But in fact, you can have it. I can't wait to get that rich. You just have to be rich. Why ain't go like you can have this car, her little little buddy, cause this shit stolen. You get caught then, you don't need no money. For real, my name ain't judging, but tonight is the edge one. For real, you did, okay. Cause you might tell, and I know well, but he better not do that cause I know where he stay. And you know, I know what he like, but get what? Hold up. Man, I'm back on paying the drop. Drop him off. Oh, shit. But to answer your question here, now I ain't trying to be just rich, man. I'm trying to be way, way, way, paying rich. I'm trying to be so close and paid that I make rich look sick. I'm talking to you so much money that I don't even like niggas. Talking way more money than the white niggas. Hey, I know that shit sound crazy, but I want some long ass paper like a old white lady. Amen. I tell y'all the truth. Won't tell, no tell. I want my watch to look like I got a VBL. I'm talking about so many stacks that when I reach off in it, I fuck around and drop five just for going off in it. Like, I'm gonna tell you something. Now I picked that get you. Then a lot of people gonna say, I'm trying to have my money like, hey, hey. That too much? Stop. I know it's the middle of that rock. So much money that is hard for me to sit. So much money that I might buy a bitch. So much money that I feel kind of rich. So much money that your bitch want to lick. Talking about real pain, you smell me. Talking about way past rich, like wealthy. I'm talking about niggas, I all got to share it. So much money I'll pay another nigga to carry. Oh, so much money. We ain't talking about jeez, I'm talking about so much money, everything we eat got cheese. Oh, I'm ready. Even the spaghetti. I even might eat it with lettuce on the side, make a salad, sleep on a palette. Even say we the best like DJ Kelly. I might hit my bitch with a man. Ain't no nigga touchin' dick grand. I'm talking about so paid hoes call me out of desperation. And my ex-girl say, can we get a separation? I'm talking about so much money that I saved my generations. And we don't ask white folks for no fucking reparations. What about so much money? I eat a lot of Danish food. Fuck that nigga. I'm talkin' speakin' different language, yo. I might say, you fuckin' pep it. That's real. So much money I got to fucking see. Ooh, so much money like coffee. So money got a mother for my pet dog. Ooh, his name is Luke. He listen to Uncle Luke. I even hang with Doug Fluke. I mean Flute. Even my girl got a big pretty booty. Loves that sounds preposterous. Nigga, I got a pet. Walt O'Russ and I. I love to hear you say like, not to run. Look at what? I got some but not. Let's see what you talkin' here. I'm good at ma'am. I'm gonna be like Michael Jackson buying me some llamas in a chair. Ooh. That's what I'm playing the scene. I'm in the office. Come over to my house and ride a nigga roller coaster. Oh, you got a roller coaster? With all the ride? Nigga, I got a long one. He chillin' outside. Ooh. All my shit's on the lava. That mean the sun is payin' us for hours. Hey, guess what? We be takin' money showers. So much money, nigga. You can have our lives. So much money, my girl named Jessica. Didn't buy no tennis. She had breasts with a girl where she came. But I might change her name. Cause she like to pop pills and do can't. So much money. You need to get out of my holo. I can't even sit here and y'all. Ain't that money? It came off as ripped off. The dollars turned bitches into nymphos. Some rich Negroes. And I'm dealing with them Ben Brabsniggas talkin' about robbin' you and bustin' caps. Nigga's talkin' so much money. All my mama said this time. So much money, I got an elephant gun. So much money, man. I'm havin' some fun. I'm talkin' about so much money. It's like I own big corn. Hey! I'm talkin' about money. I'm talkin' about who shootin' Big gun. I got a bazooka. Like a petite rat. And with that long shit. Like the Joker. Oh no. And you might get your ass kicked. Guns so big, them bitches look Jurassic. And they be like, I'll shoot if it's plastic. And I be like, bitch, don't ask it. Cause if I pull that bitch, it's gonna be a casket. Ooh, but don't grab it. Ooh, boom, bop. Ooh, that's tragic. That one move. Y'all, you got a gun so big, they don't even send it in the snow. You gotta know a Mexican nigga named Moe. He meet you at the store and be like, come on, bro, thank you. In the whole van, thank you. Like somebody fartin' in it. But my paint all scratched up like they had a party in it. Go off, you can track it far. That bitch so heavy, my cousin holds a back part. And then you gotta watch out for the recogs. Last time I bussed that bitch, I dropped it out. Ooh, it fall in here. And the baby come across the forehead. And the whole bitch was metal. I'm talkin' about Moe Lads. Moe Lads. And when it fell, it fell off in the pieces. They thought it was a truck. We made off Reese's Pieces. Ooh, you still got it? Hold up. You wanna sell one? I just bought a real gun. Oh, okay. You know, chump, this gun so big, I'm holdin' it, but the best in the truck. Yeah, it was a chick house. Callin' about booty. My nigga sold me a gun. Swear was all called up, dude. Ooh, that was so long and pretty pause. But when they do it, these niggas be like, ooh. Ooh. Throw up their hands be like, ooh long. Might have to call in a drone strike. Damn it. Let me rewind. I bought that. Yeah, y'all bag too many guns because you rush it. I got that big shit. It's like I got into the rush. Ooh. I had the motherfucker with that little seat on me. And you can lean back, prop up your feet on it. This shit's gonna be bigger than a big bitch. She's back, you ever seen? She's a big bitch. Bigger than that. Big back. Bigger than a night back. Yo. The back, so big, it's got four middles. X-packs. I'm too much. Bigger than the tub, they baptized Shaq'nian. Shaq'nian. They said he was. I think they just threw water on him. Yeah, they stay soon. I think they went spray bottle one day. They hit them niggas with spray bottles. They ain't anything to do though, really. They took that niggas to the same world. DJ G's in there with Shamu and shit. Get in there. They see that niggas to a car white. Walk on in that water. You already know what I'm talking about, man. We already talking about shit like we always do, man. I don't even feel like it's a guess in here. We really got some of this family. Yeah, yeah. Look at the baby. Got a family, man. Come on. You know that. Come on, man. And you know that. Shoulda been came in. I had to pull up on him. You didn't. If you in Dallas, this the most popular city. If you been doing comedy anywhere, man. Here. Do be there. Oh, no. Yeah, no. You got to. Can I ask some currently? Come on, man. I thought you was talking about somebody else till you see him on there. No, I'm nigga. I'm talking about my dog. You know me. You love him. Black run. Look at that. Or as you are known in France, Noir or I know. You know what I'm talking about? As they call me in Spanish, yo, nigga. You don't play it up, my boy. Hey, man. Hey, my boy. I had to earn my spot to the track. Well, who the hell do you think you in? I'm just kidding. I've been here, man. I'm like wanting to do the psych. You hear that. I can't get over it. Good news around the good brothers. You see them all, brother? Hey, they told me a rising tide lifts all boats. In other words, nigga, y'all created a wave. It was a rising tide, nigga, and all the boats around you either rolls or sink. And I just happen to be one of them little bit of canoes that rolls up when y'all start taking off in that 85 South Shore yacht, nigga. So shit. I had to earn my place to the trap, nigga. But this is the 85 South Shore. It is. I'm nigga. It is the 85 South Shore. This is a show for real niggas. Yeah, it is. Come on, man. And there ain't a whole lot of those left. Sex. Man, we've really been struggling since they took the Jeffersons off. Just to go ahead and keep it all the way, huh? Let's reward. You think it's in the good time? I mean, they killed Jay. That was after. He was the last televised man. He had to go. The good time, nothing came to help, man. Every night. She had to come on the Florida every day. God damn, don't do that, bro. Florida, no. Don't do that. See, see, don't do that. You gotta realize, God is trying to my nigga. I didn't, it ain't got nothing to do with her looks. I was saying that Florida, she get on a nigga, nigga. Every time Jay walk in the house. She always got no where the money came from. Jay. Florida. You got her punk ass. I ain't gonna say this. They coulda got out the hood 22 times for Florida. When her mother was at her principal's, bro, sweet daddy coulda got them out the hood. Jay Jay coulda got them out of the hood six different times by himself. When Jay Jay got in the picture, bro. The police had got them out of the hood three separate times, no. Is he all LSE said it? And no, y'all nothing about the dude. Cormoran don't get steered, and it fucks people up. I have to buy. You talking about the afternoon? Yeah, I know that. Please, please. She bad. She fucking need y'all. But I think his need was already fucked up. For tripping over Jay Jay, you shouldn't have told your whole ACL like that. Your whole ass right? Your whole ass right. But you ain't been skipping leg day. Dig this. If Jay Jay, if Jay Jay fuck up up up. If Jay Jay, you gonna play that NFL? I'm church calling. You been skipping leg day. They said in the one bedroom apartment. How's he gonna keep in mind that? That room in the door right there. From a two bedroom apartment. This is in the late 70s. Yeah. A lot of the men that feel a place had regular jobs throughout the room. Worked at the steelman right there. Shit. Keep them in the room. He's your light skinner. But this is gonna fuck y'all up. This is gonna fuck y'all up. I present, I like to offer this thought up. This thing, Thelma was really Walona daughter. And here's why. Why, nigga? I know why she was slaughtered, though. That's a great thing. Dig this. Thelma was very theatrical. She could perform and shit. She always had a love for the arts and the flour. Walona could sing and shit and always used to talk about back when she was a singer and shit. I think Walona was a singer, singing background and shit, dancing, performing. Fucked around and got pregnant. Couldn't take care of her baby. Her best friend, when she grew up with Florida, said, hey, me and my husband, James, just had a baby. Would take your baby in. I ain't no black person in America who just had a baby to then take somebody else's baby. Let me tell you why, let me tell you why. That's exactly what black folks do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They not been to take a new baby. I ain't this bitch live across the house. No, she didn't live across the house. You lost her to your mama house. She didn't live across the house. She was on the road. She was touring and shit, she was singing. When she was around and all, when she got old and got five for being old, aged out, she came out to Chicago, cabrera apartment right across the hallway, telling her she could be close to her baby, who she then had to raise from afar, as Auntie Thelma did this. I don't wanna be, I always walked in the crib, never knocked. Who you know do that? You know bad dad, you know the law, family nigga. Who you know, your busted old man. Let me throw the mulligan in there. All them niggas. They never said that Walona was not Florida's sister. Or James's sister. They never said that. Walona, I mean, they never said that part, but. Well who the fuck was Penny? Walona was a little girl who lived upstairs. That was getting abused by my booze. And Walona said she lost her original daughter, Thelma always wanted to be a mama. So she started mothering up Penny. Well she could have been came over there. Did this, did this, did this, did this. When Florida married Carl, the atheist nigga, and retired down south. They never said where, they just moved the fuck away. Who raised Michael and Thelma? Wait a minute, she married an atheist? Well, Walona did. She married an atheist? She married an atheist nigga. Super saved ass Florida married Carl, the atheist, who ran the electronic shop that Michael started working in. This one ain't had no pants no more. This is when these niggas was a little too old to be. I don't know, man. This was once Michael started growing the mustache. He was a real friend boy. You couldn't tell him shit. His pants was tight. He was taking his ass off of that basement. When you're young. Hey, Brandy Mac did that joke one time, bro. I got that ass off of that basement, man. Cover that fundraiser. Y'all don't understand, none of them get old legends. Fuck Bookman. That nigga was a user. Somebody should have moved Penny Mama ass to her. And any of her, she would have had ass to her. She would have had her right after that first burn. Come here, bitch. She burnt that bitch with an iron. Ain't nobody ever did that in the hood. No mama, no mama iron. Well, you can actually see the burn. Maybe I see them getting whoops, did you could, she ain't like, let me see this call. Damn, I've seen you for real. You know she is serious. I've seen you for real. I've seen you for real. I've seen you for real. I've seen you for real. You better not say that. That was like 22, 23 years old. I always wanted to call the police on my people who got hit with a cigarette. I be like, bro, I do it, bro. She, my mama told me I'll call the police. They gotta get here. Ooh. Yeah, the police. The police. You told the police? No, I went to a good school, so I came home and was like, mama, this is it. You can't beat on me. She was like, I don't know. I'm in my problem. She was coming out the number before I could get it out. She was like, yeah, you can call them whenever you get ready, but they gotta get here. Well, I'm in my problem. Oh, your mama said you gotta get to the phone. No, she never threatened me to make it to the phone. She was like, while they on their way here, I'm going to be dog walking your ass. I'm going to stomp a mud hole in you. My mama favorite shit to say, I stomp a mud hole in you. And I was like, what the fuck is a mud hole? And I don't find out. It mean you shit on yourself. Yeah. Y'all don't get really good shit here. Y'all will abuse this child. The statute of limitation and passed up on. Yeah, that's incredible. I'm about eight years old. My father came to school. But he was a boy. He got whooped, like beat up. Yeah, we got a good ass woman. Yeah, I ain't got a good ass woman. I ain't got a good ass woman. I ain't got a good ass woman. I ain't got a good ass woman. He was like right for most of the kids. That was an ass woman, physical ass woman. No mama beat you like you was a nigga. She ain't know. She was even related, like blood related. It made me question my whole genealogy. I can't be related to these motherfuckers now. You got me. That's not bad. She fit about you. I don't even, it was so bad. I just remember. She whooped you with? I just remember waking up. I don't even remember getting out of bed. That was the best sleep. I was the most ass-whooped in sleep. See mama got old, so she didn't forget. She had to whoop my ass. I be like, yes. You might get an ass-whooped combination. That shit you didn't even know. She had a combo for you. But she remember she had to whoop my ass. And I might get an ass-whooped from two weeks later. Fuck the shit I did, two weeks ago. And she remember like, hey, I saw you. Hey, how's that? What you talking about? Bad. Bad. Ass-whooped from two weeks ago. Your ass was so bad one time. I was like. She didn't even get her head. She like, who broke this? I like this shit. Two weeks ago. She remember today? The last ass-whooped man. Los. Shit. That is crazy. 12 or 13. How old were you that your last ass-whooped? Last. Last ass-whooped man. The for real? All I know was my tooth got knocked out, so. Well, okay. Now, I ain't gonna say ass-whooped. Just a bit. When the last time your parents put their hands on you. How old were you? You gotta keep it mad. I knocked my own tooth out. You started getting punched on. I knocked my own shit out. Trying to get away from the whooped. 12 or 13. I was high-stepping. My ass probably had about 2,000 to 3,000 ass-whoopers. Right. I grew up deep in the ass-whooping community. Man, you and me too. I was one of them kids get ass-whooped and finished doing what I was doing to get a ass-whoop. I was very determined. Yeah, I got two whoopers in the same day for two years and three years one time. About 12. No, no. Look for the real one. I thought I wanted to say when I was in the second grade. When I got my first time getting suspended. When you got that at me. Suspended? Yeah. I'm gonna get a naked ass-whooped. I never got one of them slag-whooped. I never got one of them slag-whooped. What? They mean they're right, they're right. My momma and dad will leave that you keep your drawers on. But my momma would say, Get out my clothes. My clothes ain't dead shit. I ain't finna whoop my clothes. What? Get out my goddamn clothes. You got hitting me? I'm not about to laugh at you. Hell no, boy. You might have a problem with this figure, man. You know what I'm not? We sprayed it there. But I'm just saying. He has you. That lady crazy. And they wonder why I'm crazy. Yeah, yeah. You got that butt-naked ass-whooping like that. Why the butt-naked? I ran up and down high and my momma was old. She be like, Why? You gon' get tired. I'm the only way you're right here. And I was just getting tired. You ain't no way to get out. I dare you to walk to her to get the ass-whooped. All right. Come on. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I ain't nobody's something wet and sweaty. Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm. I don't know. I didn't say I had to. I didn't say all. Tell me the worst part, I'm gonna have to ask what. Mmm, mmm, mmm. When you pick a troll to cry? Mmm, mmm, mmm. I can't say I had a butt-naked ass-whooping like that. I was like, No, no, no. I didn't say I had a butt-naked ass-whooping like that. You see it, I'm like, This podcast is for every-naked ass-whooping. They've never had a butt-naked ass-whooping like that. I didn't grow up here and know how to school the naked ass people. I can't say that. She brought in some of that. I did that, because some people did, wasn't they, man? I did not grow up in the house. I grew up in the house. I don't know what to do with that. We ain't seen none of that. When I got whooped that time, I knew to be sneaky. Anybody got whooped out they sleep? Yeah. Yeah, my mama whooped me whooped one time. See, that can cause a seizure. Like, you don't even know you getting your ass worked for the first five-cent strokes, like. Ain't no telling what a butt-naked ass whooped for the cause. I'm gonna grab a piece of his shoulder and he can get hard. I got a little closer to the belt on. Just shoot. Just shoot my ass a little bit. He hit me two times. Tell me, take that trash out. Tell me, you been nuking this as well? We all pay for it, bro. So we all feel agreed that butt-naked ass whooped was as weird as we are. I'm so mad, I can't wait for another round. Yeah, no. Mama snuck the mud hole in your ass. And you got your tooth knocked out. Y'all ain't been to see that, man. I don't know if I got my butt knocked out or not. I can't claim being knocked out. Mama ain't never knocked me out. I tell you that. He told me you gonna get his ass whooped in the woke. Fuck you. But you was conscious for your old butt-naked ass. Fuck it, right. Mama ain't never stopped her foot on me either. No, she said, I will stomp a mud hole in you. I never found out. Yeah, I never got to that point. Don't try to defend these butt-naked ass. Yeah. Play. What? It's here. You lost a tooth. Yeah, yeah. That shit what made us who we are. Fuck it, right. We wouldn't be where we was at if we didn't know where it was. Hey, boy. My mama. But are you whooping? You whooping not? She come from the trenches. Are you whooping your kids now? You whooping your peers? Oh, yeah. Don't answer that question. Don't answer that. Don't answer that. It's three strikes. I don't give a fuck. You know how that made me do shit? Fuck this. They don't whooping your kids. Hey, man. Don't stun that shit. Well, kid, we don't. Man, my child, I don't know who do that. Man, I was my daughter so much back when she was a little. I'm sorry. But my child is going to beat me. It's not going to sound right how you say it. So where now, I don't even have to know. Okay, who judge? Like, I ain't gave a whooping since she was like six years old. Like now I could just be like, hey, man. Don't make me whoop your ass. Okay, then. I'm going to put a little thread in here. A thread is E got down there. Who writing your child? You whooping your peers now. I ain't writing nothing about how I hold. I ain't paying my bills. They definitely can't be with her. Sir, you don't have to say everything. I don't say nothing. Man, life whoop your ass. What do you want to say to me? I'm going to hit my guy. Type whoop your ass. You don't pay your bills, guess what? Life will whoop your ass. I don't say anything. You don't pay the law, guess what? They got somebody that's tasked to whop ass. I'm going to whoop my son with words. They heard what you said. You heard me. Nick, get married and then break up. Who get married? Put that judge going to whoop your ass in that courtroom. I ain't about to steal all my money. Oh, yeah. What is that? What are you looking for? He looking for a lighter that don't exist. I'm high a little bit. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. There we go. Woo! This episode is sponsored in part by Ass Wolfers and that blue-haired bridge. Damn, somebody over there rolling monkey fingers. Yeah, man. We're trying to live good. Man, I want one of them. I bet you do. Black Run. Talk to me. Tell them where you from, man. How you get started with this comedy campaign and shit? Man, I'm from Dallas, Texas. The Oaklea Park. Woo! Oaklea Park. Back. The Oaklea Park. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Man, yeah, I'm one of them. I'm one of them casters. Really from Dallas. Like, not the outskirts, not the suburbs. We didn't relocate. No, nigga. I was born in Dallas County. I lived in Dallas County my entire formative years. Oaklea Park? Yeah. Well, Mo3 came up in McKinney, but came down to Dallas, and that's where he got all his, you know what I'm saying? Thugging and bugging in, you know what I'm saying? He's a North Dallas boy. 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Mm-hmm. Anybody outside of the state in comedy asking that to your black run cook is ass off. Like, I feel like if you going to let me stay at your house and you got groceries, at least I let me cook. You got to let me cook. Do you think black people are the only people that add his ass off to make shit better? Or the shit out of? If you do the shit out of something, you did it to death. Yeah, yeah. But the only time you can't use that is when you eating booty. Right, bro? No, I ate the shit out of that booty. Literally. What? No, I'm not eating that. No, no, literally. No. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what you did. You don't know how to eat booty. Yeah, no, if you know how to eat it right, you ate the shit out of that booty. No. If you want to play, you don't even give it that many licks. My brother, you tripping. He in there all night. He ain't tripping. You go down there three times and say, hey, I've seen you. No, if you say that, you didn't do the shit out of it. He down there all night. Hey, I fucked with you. Okay, so if a chick, if a chick, if a chick grab your meat and hit you with three subs, can she say she sucked the shit out of that dick? It depends on what else you did. Now he going to move the goalpost. You can't say you ate the shit out of that booty if all you gave it was a friend flyin' with shaman and bam. That's what you do. You don't go crazy, my boy. That's what you do. And when you do it, you do it the best. I don't just play with it. That's what y'all be aiming to do? No. He overthink the shit. That mean you going to down that mediocre in your head. Now you can eat the shit out of that pussy. Without even going stupid crazy. No, if you didn't go stupid crazy, you didn't eat the shit out of that pussy. What's your stupid crazy? My stupid crazy may be two different religions. If you made her go stupid crazy, then you did your job. So you got to be down that 30 minutes. You can go stupid crazy for a minute, from second one, like it ain't go. Y'all be eating pussy for a minute. I ain't pussy for as long as I want to. Yeah, that's for me. Yeah, sometimes, man, I ain't pussy for a whole episode of Square Gang. He trippin'. That's not too long ago. No longer hit the cheap ball all the way up here. What's the deal with him, Calabar? Double lock. I went down there with 456 people in that warehouse. Look at the pussy. Let's start eating pussy before we get slapped in the train station. Damn. I brought up. You vicious. You worse than me. Talking about me, my boy. Man, I ain't Gucci for me. I know, but you got a long time. Because you ain't got to exert that much effort. And meanwhile, she had six whole seniors. You said a whole episode of Square Gang, but that's a lot of killing. Yeah. That's a long episode. Yeah. See, then you make it fun for you. So every time the lady be like, green light. Red light. Now, my next question is, why did you eat that much pussy? Because now she's sleepy. Man, she had that much. They been sleepy. They both sleepy. You want to put, uh-uh. She is sleepy. They both sleepy. This nigga full. He up. Yeah. He ain't trying to fuck nothing like this. She is. You trying to fuck on the full or something? Yeah. You got to have what you do with my boy. Nah, man. Eat that Gucci till she go down there, especially it on you. And then you stand up and be like, and now for the name event. Damn. She sleepy, my boy. She going to wake up, but you can't be asleep in my bed. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Not in 2021. Shit, no. Get your dress ass up, lady. So even though a bed baby is sleepy, she can't sleep. Mm-mm. I'm going to cut on all eyes, put on a pot of coffee. Fuck that. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. But you can't be asleep in while we fucking. Mm-mm. Because I like a little shit now. Mm-mm. Do they sleep in while you fucking? I bet he's in cafe. We're doing something wrong. You're not doing the goddamn thing. It's all wrong. Mm-mm. I'm much rather know I ain't getting no pussy so I could go to sleep. You hear me? Because I'm past the point of my life where I'm going to be like playing. I'm just going to go straight to sleep. On a chance. I'm not gambling. I know. Late night gambling. I don't know what's going on. I ain't going to sleep. In the crime world, I'm wrong enough to accept that there ain't no fucking going on, baby. You know what I'm telling you? Nah. I'm wrong enough to say that she is fern. We say D-Pad. I know nothing fucking wrong about going to sleep in the car. I think I'm a transgender. Before she thought you, I was going to ask for some coochie. I'm not asking for no coochie. Go to sleep while she in the tub. Nah, that just messed with my butt. You see, what? He's trying. When she's going to get ready? You talking about where she's going to get ready? What? No! No, no, no, no. You sleep while she in the shower? You try and feel like, fuck this is it. I'll try and get in there. No, no, no, no, no. Y'all ain't gonna have a long time. Y'all ain't just cause no fucking. Y'all just ate dinner, watched TV, and she, and then she gonna take a bath, and you just knock off on her head. Oh! I'm not asking for no cooch. Cause we grown as fuck. You know I need some cooch. Babe, you better ask for cooch. It's 21. I'm not. I'm not. All right, all right. You know what I'm saying? I'm not in the position. Then I have to ask for no cooch. I'm not asking. Okay. I'm not out here seeking no cooch, so it's like, I don't have to ask. So when you walk up on her grab a wish, yeah, I already know. They initiate. No, she gotta come and present it. Like an Amazon package. She cooch it. And I done did everything to get some cooch. Right. The best thing I'm gonna do is ask for some cooch. Oh, you gotta ask for cooch if you don't want to. What I'm saying is, I have more endurance than the cooch. I would wait until coochy finds me. Like, cooch, you know where I am. So like I said, she initiate. But this thing, I'm saying. I got a problem with that. What? I have to find it. You gotta find it. I gotta go to the court. I'm not looking for a number. I'm looking for who's looking for me. You should have. Well, he don't want coochy. So he said find it and he meant that shit. This is how my life has been, bruh. First half of my life I was running after the cooch at full speed. Right. Oh, you're gonna do it, coochie. Shoo, shoo, staying up late, weak is. Ask for the cooch. When I was building trust, being a good nigga. What you doing, man? Tell us the secrets. Expressing my secrets. Now I'm at the point of my life where I'm like, you know where I cooch? Now, still got it. I'm not even mad for that man. And there's young niggas underneath who still the rightful speek. No game took no break. Coochie ain't drinkin' no water. Coochie run like for a gun. I'm telling him. I am no man. It don't stand still. Coochie will stop if they want you to get it. Facts. Coochie like the road. If you run it fast, boy, remember. There's coochie over there that's running for diggling. Bet, there's a coochie over there. If you slow down, she can catch up with you. You don't want what you're going. You already know the rule, chase the money. And them bitches gonna be chasing you. Facts. And money run a little bit faster than that coochie speed. Even when you was a young nigga running full speed for coochie. Money in the car. If you really, if you really get money, you realize you can't even fuck a man. Money on the back of V8, money on the bullet train, my boy. Oh, it's too big. And why we talking about chase? I could never have a relationship with you, baby. Let me say some deep shit right quick. You is. I had a epiphany about two months ago. You know how everybody been saying, I'm chasing a bag. I'm chasing a bag. I'm chasing a bag. A bag of what? You better claim it. I can't even. You better say what it is. To chase. I looked up the word to chase. It means to pursue relentlessly with reckless abandon. It means to continuously pursue. So if you chasing something, that means that that something, whatever it is, is continuously running away from you. So stop saying that you chasing the bag. Because that's saying that the bag, whatever that is, is in continuous. That ain't your bag. Perpetual. That ain't your bag. Invasion. Right, right. From you. You chasing the bag. Perpetual. I get up all day chasing a bag. That means that money be running from you. Running from your bag. Niggas, go get your bag. You hear me? Because what's for you is for you. The crazy part about it is right now, we got business, pick it up. You chase some shit that ain't yours. I can't get this nigga bag. I can't get this nigga bag. I can't get the word to chase, bro. I can't get my bag. I can't get your bag. Women be like, me and love the thrill of the chase. It's for you. Y'all said that women have said that shit for so long that niggas have adopted that psychology. So now niggas feel like you're supposed to chase a woman that is continuously evading you. That shit used to be romantic. And that's what I was saying earlier. That's why I'm not asking for no coochie. No ad for no coochie, no? I'm not asking. Ask it. Ask it too long. I get coochie like a brass. I used to have some coochie every day. Some pretty, some ugly, some funky. Like a monkey. They don't spend it with their bones. So I'm really kind of chunky. I used to be a flunkie for some coochie. Had me looking around, rocking around stupid. Eating for an episode. And then that bitch that made her whole episode. That bitch ain't her coochie. Ain't got multiple niggas. And I didn't do a thing if she only stays clean. I said, what's up? It be free? Coochie entered with my gang. This show's doing to your brain, niggas. A lot of motherfuckers act it was smooth brain. Hey, black man, let me ask y'all the black man question. Because this shit just be... Okay, this question keep popping up on everybody. This is what the earth shit had to be. What is it? You think black men are really intimidated by successful women? Successful black men? No. Why? No. That shit turns me on. I want to go to the bank with my woman. I want to be able to walk in the bank and be like, Yeah, we should have bank accounts because we make money together. Yeah, I'm not no cuss. I'm a chump. You don't think... Ain't she a chump? No, that shit is sexy. That shit only intimidates niggas who are trying to control you and manipulate you and want them to feel on top. Don't you worry about niggas and me. Not only that, you're now doing. Not only that. At this level of the game, it's kind of a prerequisite to fuck with me. Oh, that's what it feels like. Talk your shit. Like, you can't be no lame, dumb, shitless and visionless having as woman. No cabetry. No common cabinet. No handicap. No, none of that, bro. Like, you ain't got no drive, no imagination. You ain't came up with no side hustle. You ain't got nothing that you want to do on your own. You haven't begun to do that. You know what they're going to say? Try. Don't even mind the fail. Oh, I got some dumb ass questions to ask. And... Okay, let me ask you now. Seriously, I do that anyway. So, look. Check this out. On the niggas, 3rd boss and sexual woman is a nigger that ain't came up with no plan on his own. You know, that's what women are saying right now. To make up for the fuck how they act and what they actually do. How they ain't doing shit? Because they not taking that shit into accountability a lot of times. Yeah, you a powerful woman, but you don't know how to communicate with motherfucker. Right. And you want to goddamn split the goddamn shine. You want your shine. You don't know when it's your time to lead and when it's your time to goddamn play the bag. You can talk. You stand to queen. Your king. And sometimes, even if your girl making moves, sometimes you will have to sit in the back and be the motherfucker trophy husband. Right. And it's going to be time when she got to be the trophy wife and you better hit your pose like a motherfucker. You did what I'm saying. If your nigga can't distinguish between your being assertive and your being aggressive. Right. Then that means that you have no distinguishing line. Because you know how to be different with the police. Come on, man. You know how to be different with the motherfucker that signs your check on your job unless you are completely opposite of agreeing is not arguing. Right. The opposite of agreeing not arguing for a disagreement. Nigga, bitch, we disagree. But we got to come to a common ground. Geez. Business. Come on. And if we in the business of loving each other why we can't come to a common ground without somebody walking away feeling like, yeah, I will. But the king, but the king, but the king also has to know even though your woman is right and you're doing something that your woman say, the woman should always stand her position but the king should walk in a certain manner. You still can't be talking like your position was correct. You was wrong, my nigga. You feel me? Yeah. But she still allowed you to leave the household. You man enough to be wrong. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, you man enough to take my ass down. You got to own your wrong, my boy. All right. Before I ask the question, I got to go. Because that's what she's there for. I got to speak on this. Facts. To keep you in line. Some shit you got to pick up the shit you don't. Some shit, it ain't no right or wrong. Facts. Some shit is just a preface of what that person, like you said, was right for you. But that's coming from preface of their own perception of what they talking about. Hold on, no. Say it, break it down. What you saying? Everybody standing in their position. King, right? She the queen. Some shit, it ain't going to be right. Some shit is just going to be required of fucking with this lady. This is how she get down. She don't fuck with this. She may not never mention this other shit that bothers other people. But when she say, don't do this. Yeah. It's not no necessarily no right or wrong. This is what I require. You get what I'm saying? Right? So this was my next question. Could you fuck with a woman? That was a rapper. She wasn't a good rapper. Like she sucked? She's terrible. I don't know. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know what I do? I'm a real nigga. I just hire writers. I feel like, dude, she has no chance. She has no chance. She ain't call it a fuck. I know I can't do that because of interview. I just get a writer. That's what all the female rappers ain't do. She ain't got no buts. She ain't. No. I get a writer. But she trying. I get a writer. I sit her down. Rapsody is fine. And get her ass on team. I'm not talking about. If she don't do good after the writer. I'm just talking about this specific situation. Ain't talking about no other female rapper. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm talking about the girl you fucking with. You asking what she do. I get a writer. She say, I'm a rapper. She is got it. I get her some writers. I'm going to have to tell you. She ain't got to get that writer's ASAP. That ain't good. I'm not paying for no writers. I'm going to write her some shit. Yeah. I'm just going to be like rapping like this. I'm that bitch. I'm that bitch. I'm that bitch. I'm that bitch. But if she can't take no criticism. Like, no, this is my heart. Like, this is what I want to do. I don't need nothing. She can't pay for nothing. I ain't paying for nothing. I ain't paying for no shit. You ain't good at it. It ain't going to blow because it might blow tomorrow. Okay. There was no way. I ain't making it too late. No. No. No. That's what I'll do. That's what I'll do. I'll use all my power and influence of everywhere that I got in the game. And all the DJs that I know personally. And they'll put it on their kid to the finish. And we'll let the crowd decide. If they kid that shit. Ain't you ready to do it my way? I'm about to write her some shit. I'm sorry. I'm about to write her some shit. She's dumb enough to get out of the bathroom. She ain't going to the first interview. Yeah, my ink boyfriend was lame in here. Yeah. You said that was the title of my album. She's going to be a title of the book. She's going to be a damn. I play her my song. He need like that blue. What if you tell her she's stuck and then she fuck around and blow? They going to be an ally. Like Trinidad James. Trinidad James. She was in the blue. I'll go with everything with the song. He would get you. He was working until that song. She wouldn't in the blue if you didn't leave. You keep telling him. Sometime that's what he tell you. I'm telling him. He would work. He had like swear me. It take a minute for your shit to hit man. It's out of taking me. God, God. He put in that work. Up until that moment, it worked. Like he'll tell you himself. He wasn't taking rap seriously up until that moment. Fucked up, bro. You over trying to speak high love. Like now you're my dog. You ain't going to do my dog. What do you think bro? That's my next interview. Hey bro. I'm one of them niggas. Like you going to be mad at me because I tell them the truth. You was already mad at me. About that fact. But he did. He didn't have a big deal though. Now? Yeah. See he just did a song with a. He made a hit though. He just did a song with a. I live with a fuck you make it hit. That shit fucking count man. He got down on that. So he did he finally win you as a fan? I've been a fan ever since I'll go everything. Because when he did an interview and he was like, I'm not a rapper, but now that I'm a rap star. So you was mad before he won? I wasn't mad at him, but I was. I was just like laughing at the buffoonery of it all. This nigga's walking down the street shirt off. Beside your shirt, red pants. Very tight. That's so good. Gold shoes. You had those red pants the first time I met you by date. No, I'm just kidding. They wasn't really tight. So you be judging motherfuckers. You be doing the same shit. They walk around with a hit and murderous pants, but he can't walk around with a hit and murderous pants. My pants were salmon. They weren't very red. That's pink. Yeah, salmon. That's pink. That's pink and red. That's all. As red as pink or pink is red, depending on how you look at it. Pink is red. Pink is pink. He called it salmon. So I know they were high red. Pink is red. Pink is red. Red is pink depending on how you look at it. You're saying they're like, you ain't got no red pants. They're red with a pink. What's his name? You ain't got no red pants. I got some of some red stripes in it. You ain't got no pink pants. Hell nah, nigga. Who the fuck got a pink pants? Fuck y'all got pink pants in my car in the dark. For what occasion? Niggah, you got some of them. The breast cancer away. You got some of them. Beyonce and Jay-Z brunch. Alphand, sneaker. I'm not picking the pink pants to go Jay-Z brunch in. Black man. I'm gonna go see Jay-Z. Give him a pink pants. I ain't know where these motherfuckers are. I ain't know where the pink wedges are. I ain't know where these pink wedges are. I ain't know where these pink wedges are. This is the big brother of the big wedges, baby. This is the big brother of the big wedges, baby. They ain't have no pink motherfuckers. They in the back. What do you mean you ain't taken to the Drac-a-Leave? They in the back. They off of the box. Oh! In the safe. You came up front and the generation with niggas don't crease their pants, huh? Hell yeah. On the side, you can't do them down the middle. If you do them down the middle, you ain't hip. If they still going down the middle? Yeah, I can't. You came up in a generation where we creased our jeans. You remember that shit, Clayco? Yeah. Did y'all crease y'all jeans this long? No, not like how y'all did in Texas, niggas. No. Y'all creased y'all jeans, miss it, like, all it. We creased it. But not how you don't know, and shit. Stateful start, bro. Stateful, come on, Lowe's. Start you like Archie. Y'all can't stand up on ground by yourself? Don't fuck around. They used to, I don't do that shit no more because that shit ain't cool, but it's cool. I'ma tell you what, MJG fucked the whole south up. Nah, when A-Bots hit. Heavy starch in my jeans was with the Creole some nights. Y'all fucked the whole guy. I'ma tell you my crease be sharp. You can cut yourself in the head. No cal. Razor blade crease, nigga. We used to be, nigga, I always used to wear some of that shit. I see the mornin' in this, that gang. I see the mornin' in this, that gang. I see the mornin' in this, that gang. They my favorite club. Call my head and get my grill right so I can feel tight. It was hard to my jeans. It was hard to my jeans. And I was broke. Now to go to my super god by the third. And get a couple of birds. I see the sun, I got my candy. I'm good enough to eat. You chill by the way them girls act across the street. Hit the horn, but no stalling. Keep ballin' me for a clock seven days. I gotta hit them all in, ballin' full of them green trees. Hurry up so I can use my Luther King. The whole little gang in Colorado's break. They need to take a few classes. Come learn about my land. This friendship got me clean. Talkin' to my pa, tellin' me, that's the way to do it. Baby, represent your house. Yeah, in my own. No, that's my fuckin' candy. See? Oh, fuckin' round, yes. Oh, yeah. That's the beat I was playin' in my hand. Oh, okay. Them niggas got you. We're drinkin' baby in there, shit. Nah, I was broke. This little motherfucker, my life at the E.S. Let's see, I know what that one is. E.S. and D. and me. My job at Mickey D's was fuckin' me with no grease. I worked so fuckin' hard. But my hands, they never increased. I had no job, nigga. Oh, he thinkin' me. And next, I quit my fuckin' job. I had no job, man. I gotta reinforce that. I gotta reinforce, I gotta re-enrace it. He said, I had no job, nigga, but you quit, though. You have one, but you quit it. You quit it. Grab lyrics be goin' off, man. Yeah, a lot of them songs in them lyrics didn't age well. Damn, baby. Yeah. Let's go get it in there. Let's go get it in there. We already had. Oh, damn show did, nevermind. Aw, man. Damn boy, that shit, that shit was crazy. Yeah. He damn show did. J.C. Diggie did that to all of them, nigga. Let's go. He came to the trap, too. Come on, man. Let me tell y'all this, J.C. Matter of fact, J.Z., now that I've been here. Dame, come to the trap. Thanks. Work that shit out, man. Come on, man. Come talk that shit out. Ain't no way you can't smoke, J, not with them wicks in your head. Oh, come on, y'all. You got them wicks. Y'all got a two-time B-Dame on the whole house now. And you smokein' all papers, man. Y'all an integral in the hip hop community. I switch all the way to rocks. Listen, what's more rocks? Come on, man. Come on, man. Talk this shit out, man. Let me try. I gotta be cold in here. Don't be scared by saying that. They get sick here. You know, I'm actually disappointed, bro. You just step out. I thought I just thought you were gonna make two peanut butter and jellies for your boy like they always were. Thank you. Thank you. Number two. Yeah, I'm this, because they said, bro, when that nigga make a peanut butter and jellies sound, you know this shit better be fucked. Boy, I'm finna get one of these Caprisons out here just because I'm on a show. God damn, man. I got to get a bar. I can't wait to shit and smoke the fattest blunt and just relive the moment. I can't wait. Oh, it's Friday. It's coming out. You need to hurry the fuck up. You don't even understand. I'm so anxious. I have never been anxious to watch an episode like I am ready to watch this ever. I can't wait. I ain't going there. You know what it would be if we had time to bring up? Channel 85. We thought it would happen, y'all. Come on, man. Down a new stream. Hey, man, it's the No Cap app. Ain't that what you're saying? It's the only way you're going to catch a new No Cap app to get on Legends. Hey, matter of fact, I need to get that while I'm bugging. It's the only way you're going to catch the episodes of the Get On Legends tour. I do it. We supposed to have a password. Go to channel 85. I don't do no password. I'm going to buy this shit. Go to channel 85. I'm going to email folks to be like, he ain't even in mind. You know what I am? I don't want no free nothing. I'm going to buy this shit, too. Channel 85. Got the most affordable streaming service. Definitely. You know some shit. And you can get it for $85 a year. That's only $85 a year. $850 a month. $850 a month. Boy, we're prohibited. Restrictions apply. Yeah. Channel 85.com. W-w-w. I remember when W-w-w used to be a big thing. Yeah, you don't even know what you're saying. You got to use it. You got to use it. You didn't do the... We can put that all right there, Madras. That's all right. There. You and you would see that all over the... Dr. E. Dr. Bortlose. Yep, use the only one. You going to try to single me out. We always looking to a porn, like we all didn't put viruses on our parents. Let's go tell us how to use computers a little bit. porn tells us how to use computers. I saw porn from the chip in the cable box, where you got a chip in the cable box, and then the channels was 99 and 98, and you get the 90, nobody, once you get to about 75, ain't no more channels. So nobody should even be turning up there. You can turn up there and fuck with your parents. That's national remote from where the fuck you going? Right, right, right, right. You get that, you go, you don't watch this shit. But we getting everything in the range is on. But we getting Luke's peep show free. Luke used to have a little freaking show. He could you know what I'm saying? See because I was looking for black women, you were seeing them, you were seeing a hot body content. Remember the bike perv, you shit. Man, I had all that shit. You remember the box? We had to watch all the music videos, man, listen. And then later in the night, they would play all the, when they would play Luke. Listen, listen. You a nasty man. He had to chill. You a soft footballing boy, you go back and watch a Luke video now, that shit lame as hell. Still to this day, Luke. No, watch the whole town. Compared to what these kids are doing, these days, Luke is staying in my hometown. Everybody on stage was fucking. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm saying, man. Let's see it, Luke. And Luke, you gotta come on this bitch. They said this motherfucker had a boat with the radio signal out and like the water down there floored outside. So it was like international shit. So we could broadcast the song cause they wouldn't play shit on radio. They being Luke like Luke was a devil. And if you go watch a Luke video now, that shit look like you watching Girls Gone Wild. Oh, man. That's what I'm saying. B and G are the part of the radio. Anything else they like is now. You don't change your life. Now he ain't gonna even want to talk about the way he brought Koochie to the mainstream. What? He was excited about it. That's what I loved about Luke. Luke be so excited, he can't get his own words out. Yeah, he was like that motherfucker, you don't even know the words. Ain't nothing but it's so... Hey, but you gotta remember he had 90 folks. You don't know the words. You in 90 folks, you in Miami and this is the first time a girl has ever popped up with a scene. And then she wasn't down in a split. You know what to say? What is that? Got thee coming, got thee coming. Hey, this nigga shot Luke when he didn't exist. Look around the club, you gotta keep in mind. He's shouting out random people that the world don't even know. Go Jerry, it's your birthday. Go Jerry, it's over here. And then he's getting there like, go Jerry, it's your birthday. No, this nigga shot out fencing the people. This nigga said Santa Claus coming, Captain D coming, Ferb coming, Trick coming. This nigga ordered some food. This nigga ordered some food. He had a wheel in the club. This nigga ordered some food. A wheel in the club? Somebody said, what y'all want? He said, Captain D's. And then he was like, Luke, we home. He was like, Captain D coming. Santa Claus coming, Captain D coming. Who was Santa Claus with nigga with the coke can? He coming with the sack. Damn, Santa Claus. And then he just got people watching free wheelie at the hotel. So this nigga was like, free wheelie. I ain't gonna tell you what I think he came from. What's with Santa Claus? Somebody had that on. Who's the one you talking about? Free wheelie. How's that? It's six. It's on credit. Squirt around. Squirt around. Squirt around. Big booty hoes. Big booty hoes. Bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup. Hoochie mama. Ain't even gonna catch this. I wanna see your real hoochie mama. Hoochie mama was in the mid 90s. They thought that your hoochie mama better than a thot. If you know her thought, go look at her mama. She a hoochie mama. She a hoochie. I think I prefer a hoochie mama than a thot. Hoochie ain't even gonna thot from the 90s. Give me a hoochie. Hoochie was loyal. Hoochie's gave birth to thots. Hoochie was loyal. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Hoochie. Hoochie's got where-os. Hoochie's got pregnant when Cash Money Records took over. When was that? The 99 and the 2000. No, that wasn't a hoochie. That was a hoochie. That was hoochie. That mama's was hoochie. They mama's was skeezers. No, skeezers in the 70s, OG. Exactly. Hoochie's like late 80s, early 90s. Exactly. So they got pregnant in the late 90s, early 2000s. Man, they kids is 19, 20, 21, 22. Bro, there's been so many different breeds of hoes in these streets. And you remember who walked? I remember who walked. Oh, yeah, they were before Boppers. I remember Boppers. I remember Boppers. Hey, Boppers. Boppers. Hey, Boppers. Hey, Boppers. Boppers weren't too bad. Shit, you ain't got no Boppers. Hey, everybody bought a Caprice for the Boppers. So Boppers. You know what they're winning a lot of them? A Boppers. What's that? That's very few. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got to have a little yam. I ain't hear about yam. You ain't got to bring the sack chasers. You don't know about the yam. Oh, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam. He was a baby. He was talking about Trump, man. I'm talking about the yam. You don't know about the yam. Oh, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam. Yeah, I know about the yam. A yam. You been hurt. A yam. They called yams. I'm going to tell you. They called yams. But like he said, though, all of us too young. Did none of us get to fuck with no skeezers, though? No. No, if you fuck with a skeezer, you will molest it. You ain't like Antoine Fitzgerald with a skeezer. Yeah. You know what was the skeezers? Hussies or skeezers? Hussies. Jezebel, man. No, that's your granddad in there. Your granddad fucked out a Jezebel. Your granddad knocked off some hussies. Hussies. Hussies. You have friends. Hussies, homewrecker, tramps, whatever they got. Your granddad knocked off some round heels. Now, homewrecker was out. Yeah, round heels. Imagine if your heels were round. It was easier to knock it down. So they used to call girls round heels when they laid these up in life. Homewrecker went mad being these ain't third of life, though, well, long you treated good. Long you treated good. What's that? A homewrecker don't mind if you sit around. No, no. A homewrecker is the one that won't fuck you out, though. No, they used to claim to have the homewrecker. Homewrecker became a big bitch already. Do what y'all were doing. No, no, no. The homewrecker, that bitch, she was new about. But she wasn't in the mix. The homewrecker is the bitch that is certain that the homewrecker show up. But you know, the homewrecker is trying to break y'all up. And he's come like, yeah, that's the homewrecker. Now, you got homewrecker, and he's saying that homewrecker doesn't even a homewrecker. Now, see, a lot of people don't know this, too. Homewrecker, wrecking home. Shorty and shorty is two totally different views. No, right. And my shorty is your child. Shorty is old girl over there. Now, see, you mix them up. You mix them all up. Yeah, go throw him now. Great, that was a horrible pass. You see, he been trying to intercept the last three. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Welcome back to the smoking session. Oh, man. We got to play in English. Oh, man. This year, a ten-day baby shower music day. Oh, tell you, man, y'all need to sleep in. Exactly. I don't want to do it. I'm pimping, man. Please have a look. I see fishes. I see co-boots. You got some pimping on the way. What did you see? You see? I see fishes. They're so cool. I'm turning the pimping up. I see bubblegum. That's the stage on Mario when you go on the water. Oh, shit. Yeah. Uh-huh. I hate it when I say I'm chill. No. You feel me? Yo, back again. Everybody will know exactly what's wrong with that car. Get in there with the ends. Fuck you and your friends. You dig? Talking back. Whiskers. Check the whiskers. Come on. You a real nigga. If you ever fuck sisters, real talk. I did, show did, talking back. Split it, split it, split it. Ooh, split it, split it. No divide in, I'm here to eat it. Fuck some sisters, man, then push it in the family. I want to see it. I can do that to see if it's familiar. Oh, I got it. Both will bring the children to see if they like Mildred. They like Mildred, too. That was my man, too. No, that's nasty. You can't fuck the whole family like that. OK, you can't fuck the whole family like that. And you get the something, you got that G going to the hide. Well, let me tell you about it. Because I support keeping it in the family, I'll wear it. Now, I ain't fucking two sisters. That sound like too much drama, bro. Dead fucker bitch and her mama, though. Oh, no. It happened on two separate occasions, in two separate cities, on two separate days. It was amazing. Like, nigga, let me tell you, I fucked the mama first, and then got on tour. They met the daughter, and she was kind of thirsty. She was backstage, and she was like, you were real good. Took her to the hotel and gave her real wood. She called her mama. Like, I fucked her cum. And her mama said, who? And she sent my picture. And then the mama called me, said you had fun last night. I said, what you talking about? She said, my daughter real tight. I said, that was your daughter. She said, I ain't say nothing. I was like, cool for that. She was like, what's up with it? So you gave her home? You gave her home? Fuck the game. You paid for some. You paid for some. That's enough. We don't support that kind of shit. No, I didn't say that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I said, she gave her home. I said, you gave her home? And you like, I gave her home. You don't ever say open now. Now I gave her niggas some money. No, I gave her home. No, I'm just talking about it. You gave her home. I gave her home. Right now, so it won't be no surprise, bro. They going to pause this shit, and they going to roast the fuck out of you if you're crossing your legs like that. That's bullshit, man. Niggas laugh at that, because he ain't have no real father. That was a good comment. That's a niggas laugh. I'm watching it crying. I didn't think about it, I was like, all right. Your dad said like this when he didn't pay at all to be a father. Now what's he about you, uh, don't teach him to come to house? Oh, shit. Niggas, man, you were raised with a great father. Every niggas are real daddy. I don't even argue with niggas that never do their real daddy. They got a different outlook on life. That's bad. Like, them niggas have no respect for authority and shit. Yeah. That's a nigga that really can't see things straight. Niggas grow up without his real daddy. Especially as your mama had a lot of boyfriends. Damn. Oh, that's a nigga that's volatile. That's a nigga that loves to shoot that bitch up. Don't say that. For real, that nigga just need a hug from his real daddy. That's all it be. He gonna cry, too. Yeah. He gonna break down. He gonna break down. Sooner than shoulder to shoulder. I don't know what that shoulder to shoulder to do, but as soon as it's show, it gonna activate. They gonna start hitting the back, hitting the mountain. They gonna do all that crap, then he gonna get a hug. Smell all that liquor on his father, and he gonna be like, fuck. Did all this crap, and then this nigga drunk. Niggas be getting out the million-times shit, and then niggas being 20 all year. Niggas need a real daddy, a hug, and one time, what's that crap, bro? That's all a nigga needed that whole time. Okay, so our father is allowed to call these son and son after a certain amount of time. I feel like it should be like a certain amount of time. Call your son and son as long as you hear his real daddy. Come over here. I mean, you can, but it like... A nigga that ain't your real daddy can't call his son once you got your own chance. I'm proud of him. I call him son because I'm proud of him. But your real daddy can call you son as long as you hear your real daddy. I don't fuck with him. I put saying niggas who can't be in nature. Neither do I. You just can't come back in your child life and be like, son. I mean, you got a right to be like, bruh. My name is John. Hey, bruh, your name is bruh, bruh. And I'm gonna be standing right there like, yeah, call that nigga bruh, bruh. See now, that's a nigga that's been his father. That's not a nigga that's been his dad. I ain't been his father. I don't know what I'm saying. If you ain't been your kid's daddy, you can't call them son. You said... No, I don't step in people's relationship or their parents. But what I'm saying is, I don't... No, you can't come out of nowhere and call them. All right, let me be your father. All right, son, let me tell you. Like, get yo' over here, son. Who's your mother running around in there? They be like, listen to me, son. Listen to me. Like, hey, hey, hey. Like how you say, I'm gonna take your percentage. You need to go back in your life now that you're gone. Like, you can get your son. You can just do that when you want to. And he thinking he gonna respect you as his son. But he ain't seen you. I ain't seen you in there in that 12 years. I'm gonna say, daddy. No. You ain't taught me shit. No, no, that's different. I'm talking about a nigga that's ever present in his children's life. Every one of them situations... I don't hang out with niggas that ain't there for any kids. I don't keep that kind of company. I like to be around real niggas that do real shit at all times. We'll be surprised who those niggas are, though. Thanks. It needs to be right up on it. You be acting like you're taking care of kids. I ain't seen a child in years. Exactly. We'll tell you what. We don't just have a son. Niggas, how you go months? Bro, during the height of the COVID, I couldn't see my daughter from her birthday until Father's Day. That was four months. Four calendar months in a row. It did turn. That shit like to draw me crazy, bro. I would call her her mama. But it's just like you said. Born on a phone cousin, going crazy all that shit. Bitch, I'll burn your house down. If you don't let me see my baby, bitch. You say all that shit. I mean, Greg, you talking about me, you motherfucker? I ain't saying shit. He ain't great. I ain't say that. I mean, I ain't do this shit. She know I ain't gonna do that shit. Yeah, you better hear it. Yeah, that would be great. What's he even talking about when that's being on the road? Like, I know for a fact. Like, I make sure I check in every day, but I know it could be some time when you like that. I don't let the day go by. You like shit. So you like, you want to check in, and make sure that you're dead all the time. Yeah, but like you just said, all them niggas ain't even built right to be having no kids. A lot of people don't deserve to have children. Children are a gift. That ain't your call, my girl. No. You can't say that. Children are a gift. Children are a gift. A lot of people don't deserve the gift that children are, bro. You see, this is the way God set it up. At some point of their life before they leave, they're gonna have to face that. They're gonna have to. Yeah. And then, like you said, it may or may not be too late in retrospect. That's on the child, then. Well, you know, a child is on the, that's why they call it a childhood, because it's a period in your life. If you can survive that, and you, once you become a boy. Childhood is on the road. Childhood is on the road. But even in your adulthood, you're gonna always be on the child. You seen with me when you were a child. You seen long with your little, but I don't hear it forever. Childhood is like that. Bro. That's why you shouldn't be in a rush to be grown. That's what my brother used to tell me. That's what makes no sense when I was a kid. Like, what you mean rush to be grown? I can't even rush. You can only do it one day at a time, but I was really rushing to get grown. And they got, I wish I could go back and make it. No, we were just rushing to do what we're going to do. Right. That's how the word is done. We weren't rushing them for no responsive interviews. Hell no. We just rushing to do what we want to do. I want to go outside. You ain't grown. Well, I need to be grown now. Yeah, they may be grown sound like everything. Like, go ask for me. I can't. When you get grown, when you get your own house, you can stay over there as you want to. Get the fuck out of my refrigerator. When you get grown, you eat what you want to eat. Get the fuck out of my phone. When you get grown, you stay on the phone all night long. I don't want to. I need to be grown. That's crazy. Our parents all hit the same shit, though. No fact. Like, they all were all cold. They were like, this is what we're going to tell these little nags. I brought you in this world. They say that and you say this. They had a black man coach. They was sending me back and forth. Every time I said, oh, it'll be my dad. Man, call that nigga, man. I think sometimes when they leave your house, they won't go into the club anymore. Man, dude, I'm going to get your ass. Make a fucking time right. They were going to see my parents. They weren't even going to the club sometime. Me and your mama will be back. Now, we left food in the store. Don't y'all answer this door? Don't you answer my fucking phone for nobody? We'll be back in a little bit. They were going to parents' meetings. They were sitting around and sharing stories. Dad, you tell them what happened. Well, mine stood up and told me, why won't you just let me live my own fucking life? They were going to parents' meetings. They were going to secret parents' meetings. They were going to underground parents' meetings. That's why they all say the same shit. That's why they all say the same shit. Okay, raise your hand. I'm going to make the bomb of spaghetti in your life. Yup. My mom couldn't cook. She could cook. But she couldn't cook. But she can make spaghetti. Nope. No. Come on, come on, spaghetti. Nope. You better grab you one of them What you was eating, bruh? I was taking two of them. Man, don't believe this shit, black woman. John, John. Come on, man. That's what's dinner. Pick up a bit of chips. You're down. Yeah, I think I'm playing. Yes, we do. It could be two boxes of P.K. as well. That's what your mom said. My mom will sit them in a perfect position where I can grab them. Don't bother her. I'll just grab them. For dinner? Whenever I need it. Right for lunch and dinner. Whenever I needed a P.K. as well. Hold on. Get some squirts. What's he doing? He's got... Mom, I'm hungry. We out of swirls. I'm putting this out, man. We got a P.K. as well. So what will happen if we out of swirls? We got some sausage patties in there. You want them? Sausage patties. Sausage patties in there. So you ain't ever putting those sausage patties between the swirl and making it like a swirl and sausage sandwich? No. Put the sausage patties in the bread and put the syrup on it. I created the Mac Griller. Mac Donna's Sausage. Da donné sauteed me. So how you get the little served pieces off of in the bread and all that? They saw me. I used to take a hot cake and sausage with yeah an extra sausage and dip my sausage in the syrup and put my Pancake in between the sausage they'll make a sandwich somebody saw me in there. Now before I knew I seen the Mac Griller I said, Mom. I made this. Did you? She said you should all do. I did for your idea me. Mac Griller, baby. So for dinner you'll eat a sausage, sandwich with syrup on it sometime, with the spin wheel for dessert. If your momma wouldn't got mad on it, we had a great week. That's crazy bro, could everybody else momma can cook? That's crazy. That's why I like other people's food. So use that kid that will come over and just like lingo around till the end of the time. You crazy. Go crazy. You be like, man. My momma would've loved you. Three plates. My momma would've loved you. My momma would be like, eat some more. My momma would you what? Really? You would've ate a cram in your leg at my momma house. Can I have another baby? Help yourself baby. Not saying my momma starved me though. Don't get it twisted. My momma one of the ones who was appreciative, she make it out the can. She's all fundamental. She ain't put no seasoning on nothing. She ain't know nothing. She ain't make a whole feast. And it's just out the can. Rice, yams, salty gravy and other shit. And it's just out the can. What's the mean? No nothing. She probably didn't even put no vegetable oil in cooking. It was just cooked out the can. It's just out the can. It's hot. It's hot. It got heated up. And you better eat. You like this thing. This ain't what it supposed to be. I can't get between them. If I say no, I look on the presentation. You can't be ungrateful. You can't be ungrateful. You can't be ungrateful. You better not be ungrateful. You better not be ungrateful. You better not be ungrateful. You better not be ungrateful. You better not be ungrateful. Boy, that's something I've never told my child. You ever rolled up your phone? No, man. I just teed with you. I was going to have to do this later. I had some spin wheels, thanks. Panko, what's your mama made real good? Oh, you never get that thing. So much shit, pal. Yeah, I don't hate it. Didn't they get that? Yeah, mama's doing that. Go, mama. Motherfucking lasagna. Everything, man. She make dope lasagna. She just cooked. She just cooked. She just cooked super good ass shit, man. Like, she put some shit that you ain't even know what good. So I ain't know nothing. You've come from like 100 years of life-skinned people. Like, it's deepening grain in your soul. Y'all been cooking. Y'all been cooking since the plantation. No. What was y'all doing? We was outside. No, you wasn't outside. We was speaking. You wasn't outside. What's your people cook, nigga? This nigga working on a horse. Oh, nigga. He couldn't wait somebody to answer it. What's your people cook? What's my people cook? This nigga black rough. It was black smoke. It was black smoke. I'm the youngest, I'm the youngest barbeque aficionado that I've ever met. Barnishionado? Barbeque aficionado. That just mean you like it a lot. Like, nigga, like- So you just a pork- No, I don't even eat that much. Pork, that's the cold part. So I had to start cooking other things. So like, I can make turkey wings. Then you take the flat of a turkey wing. Then you say you always cook at other people's houses. So we both was on the same sheet. Fuck you, turn back. No, I'm talking about now that I'm wrong. You cook and add somebody's spice. I'm talking about now that I'm wrong. We both spend the night. Now that I'm wrong. But when people come to my house, you gotta eat. A little black rub is just cooking people's shit. And everybody's right. I'll let you know when it's done. The meat locals all know duck. I'm here to get dinner started. Y'all wash y'all hands. Y'all ain't having no rotate on tomatoes. So I had to dice up these that was in the refrigerator. I didn't shoot tomato paste. No, no, it was stupid, bro. Nigga. Hell no. Oh. But my mama made sure that we were super fucking efficient. Like, my mama was in the military. My daddy came up in a very strict fucking household and shit. Like, I'm gonna make sure we can wash clothes, cook. I can sew. You can sew? Yeah. What you sew? A sweater? Not only can I mend like past days and shit. No, that's needed. Nigga. You don't sew a sweater. You never sew a sweater. Got a little thing. He crocheted. He he he he he he he. That's not so... I did take a week in ninth grade because it came with... It's all part of sew a family though. Yeah. Facts. Yeah, that's part of the black. That's African. Facts. Yeah, yeah. That's heritage. Right? Yeah, yeah. Matter of fact, if anybody got a grandparent that's over 70 years old and they got quilts at the house. He was crocheting before the machine. Not pulling fucking quilts away. You're probably throwing away your family history. No cap. Unless they stink. Even if they stink. Them bitches hold good pee pee. You know how to get the stink out of them? They have it all going good. You know how to get the stink out of them? You know how to get the stink out of them? You soak them in some water with some vinegar and some 20 mil team. That's borax. 20 who? 20 mil team. I ain't even got the quilts no more. You soak that shit in some white vinegar and some 20 mil team and then you hang it outside and let the sunshine clean in the bothersome period. That's why our ancestors used to hang their laundry out on lines. And that shit would be so motherfucking fresh and so motherfucking clean and shit. From smellin' like outside? From smellin' like outside, but it depends on where you stay and the sunshine. You live around where they don't have shit. What the shit? They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. Deadness of the motherfucker too long a we're like, shaggot. Need the shirt longer fucked. Lanky's got a bunch of family history. They don't nobody work with it. He readаютсяom enlightened. Hummrod Gianniere employees said I don't have life a pup. You�� nice out. Check this Brady. He's the Boshekura, the big Vinnie. Yeah, he's got the global right here in東. I think there's something else about it like this. so they will give them the quilt to take with them to the next plantation. You know, you know, Burberry don't fuck with us. You see, that dark skinned girl put that neuter on me. That's why this ain't the real Burberry. It's an album, but they don't thank you. That's Burberry. That's a blueberry. They don't thank you there. They were just a wonderberry. Yeah, I got this. I got it at Ross. No, but I'm sayin' to people don't thank that you fuck with us. It worked, though. Yeah. And it gonna be like shit. It's just fashion. It ain't gonna be shit, though. I'm gonna do like Trilla Hudson. I don't even know nothing about Burberry. I just did it because of him with that little breakin' out there shirt. You know what I'm sayin'? I just play it. What does that mean, man? You know what I'm sayin'? This right here, this is Jade. This is Carb Jade. So it has a couple of different figures and rooms carved into it. A little bit of our history from South America and from Mexico. That's African history also. So you know me. Yeah. Tell me, our history is also in Chinese and Eastern Asian history. You look at the Buddha. That's a black woman with band two nights. Talk to your talk. You know what I'm sayin'? She was actually not the first Buddha. So if you look at the first person to teach Kung Fu to the Asian community, it's a man by the name of Bodidama, who looks just like Sharmin' Hemsley on The Jeffers. So he looks just like Hung in the Clown. Like didn't he go off ticket? Bodidama. Bodidama? He looks just like Boraccio off ticket. And that's who they used to call him, the drunken monk. That's what Boraccio means in Spanish, the drunker. So he was a black man. Put it out on? They go check him. Fat checkers, check it out. You know, Ryan gonna come over here. Bodidama. Check him out. Well you had Ryan. Black man. Black him out. Check him out. The father of Kung Fu. They say he came from far parts unknown from the west and in his travels to what is now known as China and the lower part of eastern Asia, he observed all of the animals and how they hunted and how they traversed their life. So that's how he had all those fighting styles, the monkey styles, the snake, the crane, the tiger, the prey and mantis. All these things are different predators. All these things are different hunters. All these things have mastered survival and dominating their environment. Right, right. So he amassed all of these different fighting skills while also being what people consider to be drunk. If you look at anybody who changed the course of history, they always related them to being either a drunkard or a dope thing. Go look throughout history and that includes Jesus Christ, that includes Fred Hampton, that includes Huey P. Newton. They say Jesus, what they say Jesus was a wine bibber. That's a drunkard. It's a nigga that like to drink. Just credit him. That's why they say he had eyes like fire because he was drunk all the time. Yeah, deal with all these motherfuckers and the son you had to be. Shit. I gotta say to everybody. Shit. All right, walk on water, man. That was the one point nobody caught on in that wisdom in moving handcuffs is that he was always drunk all the fucking time. Peter, come on, man, I can't fight you, man. I can't tell you this, man. Nobody caught how many hidden, both ass jams was in that moving handcuffs. Go back and watch it again with a blunt in your hand. He was a drunk ass man that saved the world. Nobody knew where the fuck he came from. And the only thing that made him weak was being around that white woman. What white woman? What white woman? Talk your talk, you done opened up that can now and you got to spend it. Hold on, what did you say? Go back and look at the movie Hancock. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'll give you something like a bottle. What are you feeding me? Hold up, man. This nigga, this nigga, Joe, do some shit. I ain't read this one. Oh, there were several tales of niggas that gave their lives up for a white woman in the Bible. Samson and Delilah was one of those tales. That is, I'm in Genesis, I'm reading the whole book. I believe the story of Samson is in Genesis. That's the beginning. If it's not in Genesis, then it's I'm the first or second king. That's the beginning, beginning, the Old Testament. Yeah, that Old Testament, I'm on the tour right now. That's the first five books. Read the story of Samson. And we're story of Delilah. You said what? It's in Judges. How you know? Did he just Google it? Well, don't be saying it live, because they hear your voice. So they know it's you. He be trying to say it. He on Google, he on Google. Thought that came from the head. I know this one. I know this is Judges. I'm like, damn, don't nobody just say Judges. Like, you actually got to read and know they came from Judges. Oh, damn, man. Samson, Samson was. Talk your talk, black man. They talk each other. Samson was a black man. And he gave it like a black man. Samson was a black. He didn't have an Afro, he had locks. He had locks. Samson had locks. OK. They say Samson was so goddamn big and tall, he was more spans than any regular man. They used to measure a nigga by hand span. So if a nigga was five hands tall, then he was like one, two, three, four. But that's how they would measure a human being and shit. So Samson was big, broad, strong, muscular, could slay a whole hundred niggas that was armed by himself with the jawbone of a donkey. He that kind of nigga. He a giant, anti-vicious with it. Right. But he had a predilection for this little pretty bitch named Delilah. He was a Nephilim. Yeah, probably. Delilah came from the land of the Philistines, I want to say. Fact check me on that, I may be wrong. Say Samson, right? But seven different times, Delilah tried Samson. Samson, what make you weak? Pillow talking after they were fucked. They would go on these little walks along the promenade and get drunk on mead and honeyberry and make mead and honeyberry and make love under the stars along the river banks. And while laying his head in her lap, she was asking Samson, what makes you weak? And he'd be like, oh, I can't tell you that, baby. She be like, well, if you love me, you'll bury your soul and tell me your weakness and you'll tell me what make you weak. And so a couple of times he lied and he was like, oh, what's she did? If I'm asleep and I'm dead asleep and you tie me up with seven brand new vines, they got to be fresh as fuck from the east side of the Chattanooga River. If you tie me up real good, I'll be so weak I can't do shit. So she put the pussy on him, get him drunk, pass him out, wait till he good and drunk out of his sleep. Time up with fresh branches and shit. And then sick a whole bunch of niggas on him and say, Samson, Samson, the philistar is coming. And he stood up, buss about them whole kids, all 30, 40 of them niggas and shit and be like, damn, bitch, why would you even play with me like that? I still love you. They was still still away at night and keep coming to see in this bitch and put seven different times until she finally got tired of it and said, I ain't gonna give you no more pussy. If you don't tell me what make you weak and he said, well, fuck it, baby. If you really want to know the truth, you cut my hair off and I'm out of there. But the nigga didn't see that and she was trying to kill him. That pussy had you so blind. Name a nigga that was, that saw him in the bitch with men of no good. You name a nigga to this day. That was deep. The coldest nigga, the strongest nigga, the baddest nigga, all the niggas is in the penitentiary right now behind pussy. Damn. That's injured, I gotta read that tonight. Yeah, name one nigga, name a trap nigga that as soon as he meet the bitch in his dreams, he take a right to the trap. Short or safe, short where he keep the dope where he hide the pistols, all that shit. He trust this bitch with his whole fucking life. Don't even know if she the police or not. Cutting whole dreads off nigga, lost in life. Every nigga laying in the bitch left and give up his deepest darkest secret. Nah, nah, nah. You said something a lot. Why would you do that? Bitch would never know me for real. Because no man is a island unto himself alone. I don't know me. Man is meant to be with a woman. Yeah, but bitch are real, that's the most vulnerable part. And we fighting Clayton and I punch you right here where your other rib is supposed to be. Fight is over. So what happened? One was made for your most vulnerable part dog. That's why women will always be our most vulnerable part. Why would you tell her? So she cut all his dreads off. Yeah. Didn't bother on me of 100 niggas in. And he couldn't do it. And woke him up. And he was the weakest nigga when he woke up out of sleep. Two niggas subdued him. I am. So then they locked him up. They blinded him, pulled his eyes out his head, whipped him, beat him and kept him in prison for seven years. But in that seven years, guess what? His hair started growing back. They fucked around and let his hair grow back all the way real strong. So he asked one nigga that was working in the prison one day, hey man, one day I just want you to open the prison and sneak me out there motherfucker. And I just want you to pull me to where the pillars stand and hold up the building. And he waited good to the whole warden and everybody, all the army and everything that people that had him in prison was holding a big feast and a big old festival. And everybody was in from all around town and all that shit. And cuz snuck in me and blind, weak, battered, but just strong enough to prop yourself up in between the two pillars that held up the whole fucking building. And he got all his strength and pushed the whole motherfucking building down and killed everybody in that bitch, including yourself. His last noble act. Because he told God, God, if you give me a little bit of my strength back, I'll make good on him. Even if it mean killing me. Sometimes niggas give up everything and then be like, well God, that you let me get on one more time. I look out for the community. I do some good for some people. I take care of my kids. But it shouldn't take you being blinded and stripped of all your power. It shouldn't take you being in prison. You should learn from another nigga mistakes sometimes. But that puts it keep you blind. Well, that's cause you eat there for 30 minutes. You can't believe what they say. Keep your enemies closer. God, I've been trying to see. I've been trying to see. Good, good, good. I ain't even doing it all right. If I taste it, I don't know. Maybe I'm gonna taste it, see if it ain't good. Nah, that was the best though. I never got to go on and read judges. Which one? Judges? Any two judges? No, judges come right for a roof. Judge Madden. I know. It's right after Joshua. It's right in between Joshua and Ruth. There ain't two judges. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Do the Runner. Do them all. Judges, Ruth. Okay. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Do the Runner. Joshua, Judges, Ruth. Then it's 1st and 2nd Samuel. 1st and 2nd Kings. 1st and 2nd Chronicles. Then it's Ezra. Me and my Joseph? Nope. I can't tell you. Ezra, me and my Jeremiah Lamentations. Sound right. Keep going. Psalms, Proverbs, Psalms, Solomon. Keep going. Then you get into your Nehum Haber Cook. Then you get into your Nehemiah, then Malachi. Mm-hmm. Nehemiah, Hezekiah, Malachi. Right across the end. You can get to what you called me. I missed a couple of them. Yeah. Isaiah, that's one is right before Jeremiah. Well, I know you had Jeremiah Lamentations. I know they say Corinthians. You said Corinthians. Corinthians is in a New Testament. 1st or 2nd? Corinthians is in a New Testament. What the hell are we? That's it, that's in a New Testament. Hebrew is in a New Testament. I know, but I was waiting for you to get Hebrew. Psalms or Solomon? I said that. It's a lot of them. I said that. I said Psalms or Solomon. You did good. You did good. You did good. I ain't gonna let them jump on you like that. You did great. But you already know. I thought you... Yeah. I didn't expect nothing. That's why I said... And he didn't go to 8th. Yeah. I got them first on up or up, Nehemiah. You like what? You know Genesis. Nintendo. That's right. Playstation. I had a sucker. You know what I'm saying? I had a sucker. Dreamcast. Nobody said shit about Revelation. That's the last one. It was the last one. Actually it's not. It's just the last one that the Canonical Society approved. In fact. Ain't nobody bring up the book and he not. Come on. Definitely didn't. That's in the Old Testament. That's in the Book of Wisdom. As is the Book of Nephilim. 13 books from the Old Testament that are missing. And the part of the Bible in between Malachi and Matthew. They know exactly what's known as the Dark Ages. Talk to it. You said which one now? The part of the Bible where it says amen when Malachi ends. And then in Matthew and it came to pass. That part in between that page flip. In history is what's known as the Dark Ages. That has a tough skin to read that Bible. So what happened in the Dark Ages is... Niggas was running shit. It was dog. Niggas was running. Fuck the message. Niggas had been running shit. Niggas had been running shit. The Dark Ages. Niggas came back and took over. We just ran and shit. When it crossed the world and came back it was like... Niggas had been running shit. But there were two major wars. There were two major wars that took place. One of them in the 700s, one of them in the late 1400s. The one that took place in the late 1400s. The one that took place was now known as Spain. And that's when we, dark-skinned black men, were known as the Moors. And we ran all that shit. Talk to them. And we had all those castles and we gave them all that culture. So then the castles, which is one part of the family, were the now known European-Spanish all bound together and had a war against the Moors. And it started in the late 1480s and it ended in 1491. In 1492, they took some of these spoils of war and gave it to a drunk ass nigga by the name of Chris who said he was gonna go find a new world and ended up lost in South America. Where he started raping and killing and murdering and taking little children and shit. They're coughing on people and shit. And they call them Columbus. But that's another story. During that war, they took over what is now known as the Bible. And they started stripping shit out that motherfucker. Because they wanted that. They needed that. That was the only way to control the world. So everything that they couldn't take with them and alter, they destroy. But look at the sphinx, it's destroyed. Look at a lot of the walls that are inside, a lot of the pyramids and caves and caverns, they're all destroyed, all the ancient texts. They only got a half of it and that piece is burnt because that's all that they could carry with them because everything else was destroyed. But when they got back and started decoding that shit, they realized that half of what they destroyed was the other half of the story. It's the story of God. You go back and look at the story of God that has been reiterated, translated and trans morphed and transfigured into every dominant society. So you trace the Bible back through time. So if we got here first, like they say we did, that means we knew God first. So that means that we want to understand God, why not go to the place that is older than your Bible? Let's start with the pyramids. Your Bible ain't but a few thousand years old, your pyramid is at least 7,000. Let's see if you carbon date the dirt on the outside. So why not go there? That's the path I'm on. That's another story. But anyway, the shit that they couldn't find that they had destroyed, they didn't know what to do. And that's called the dark ages. Now during the dark ages, the civilization that we had established in Europe started to deteriorate. They started to get sick because they didn't have any alchemy. They don't understand the sciences. They don't understand chemistry. They don't understand how to heal disease. They had a little bitty flea, bit of rat, and the rat bit a dog, and the dog shitted in the house because they kept animals in their house. Like play. And that house lived and that shit attracted flies and those flies bit people. And they developed a plague, a bubonic plague. It was called the black death. And it killed everybody. So much so that they developed a nursery rhyme called ring around the rosy about it. It was the first pandemic. Ring around the rosy, break it down. Ring around the rosy. Pocket full of pose. So you start to develop red circles around your eyes and that's the first symptom that you have the bubonic plague. Well as a white person, you start getting bruising all around your fucking eyes and shit, that's the first symptom. Then your body starts to develop acrocytes. In other words, you stink. So they start keeping pulporee in their pockets and shit, a pocket full of lozies. Then your skin started getting all flaky and ashy. You develop leprosy, ashes, ashes. And then one day, they all fall down. Dead. No, the ashes is because they burn your body. They got it down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Your skin is ashing, ashing first. So then so many people, they all fell down. So many people died at the same time. They had to just start digging mass graves and burying people by the hunnits in big ass fucking holes. And this was during the dark ages, go look at the, the damn near fall of European society, yeah. So guess what's say the European bloodline. A little dose of black blood, same thing to say the Asian bloodline. Break it down. The Asian bloodline had so much mutated DNA in it that they all look the same. They all look the same. Right, right, right. Shut the fuck up. So back in the day, I learned it, I learned it, my problem. So back in the day, Asians used to be called Mongols. 40 people called Chinese, Japanese, Taiwan. They were called Mongols. The people that dominated Eastern Europe and was not on Southeast Asia were the Huns. They were Mongolian, which is why we go to Asian restaurant is called a Mongolian restaurant. So the Mongols back then, there was a lot of inbreeders, a lot of people from the same family having a whole lot of kids together and shit, a whole lot of that shit caused a lot of mutations within their own culture, within their own DNA. It only got healed with a little bit of black blood, the grand purifier, because we have that alpha gene, but we'll talk about that later. But when you take some of somebody else's DNA in order to cleanse it with your own, you take it and you pass along. So in our path along the world, everybody we touched, we took a little bit of that tainted DNA with us. It's now known as Down syndrome or clinically and medically, Mongoloidism. And if you look at any baby, no matter what race they are, they all got Down syndrome, they all look the same. They all look like little bitty Asian people. Thin hair, short black hair. Those, those. Thin eyes, mouths that splay out. These are all the features. There are only four physical archetypes. These views are reflective of Black Rhinos, and Black Rhinos. Mongoloid. There's only four races on this planet. You're in the area of one in one. It's the mixture of all of them on a genetic level. So people with Down syndrome have Mongoloidism, clinically. And I ain't speaking no ill or nobody saying that like that. I'm just talking about the history of who we are as Black folks and how our Blackness has touched every little bitty piece of culture throughout this whole fucking world. And if you just go back and just follow the footsteps and just pick up the breadcrumbs of everything that Black people have done that is so dope, it will make a grand picture of the whole fucking world. That's why you can love all people because there's a little bit of Black in every goddamn body. Right, right, right. And if I can't love nothing about you, I can love that little Black part. Right. But what about the folk that ain't got nothing? Like, you know the one that turned? They got it. Most of the people that think they're white now have Black people in their ancestry because they were passing. White people that were alive in the South were alive because they were nursing every day from a wet nurse. That was a Black woman. That means you have sustenance. That nanny was breastfeeding you from her titties. That means you have Black DNA in your body, my boy. They did. Somebody put it on her. They tried to be exiled. I tried to talk to her with the whole room guy. Whole room guy, Steve. To break the tension in the room, I didn't. That good novel though. What is a good novel? Because I said I wasn't going to be deep. I said, I'm going to come on here and bullshit and shoot the Jamie Faye, but. But you knew it had to come out, but when you touch an African thing, they were like, speak for us. What I need for everybody to know it's a little blackened out, everybody. Hey, bro, on some real shit though, I'm down, you know. I'm down. He touched it. He went crazy. I know what I didn't told you on my stations, but to see it on the show is a beautiful thing. It started about a year and a half ago. Y'all can go track me, fact checkers. You start talking about gentrification and neighborhood appreciation and shit about how black people can live in the projects, but white people will live in a housing development or something like that. You know what I'm saying? And it's the same thing, but it's the perspective in which, you know what I'm saying? Somebody else don't own it, but it's mine. And black people don't have the, but it's mine attachment to it. So shit gets degraded and it gets torn down and ran down and looked down upon. And that's when I was like, oh shit, this nigga been reading. And then you came on the show one time with a stack of bugs. One time I was talking about like, you were a fresh, bad price, a friend from the library. I was like, oh shit. Reading them tiny too, yeah. Cause you know, Lose been over here just secretly saying shit. Since he ain't been over here just quiet. He read. He read. He'll get a piece of paper on the piece and sit back and say some shit like you never wonder. No, he read. Why, carburetors only got the fuse box on the left side. No, but he read. We always exchange some knowledge on this month. So we though. Girl, we gotta know who we walking them on. No, that shit dope, bro. It's dope. It's dope. Let niggas know that this podcast is for niggas that's getting better day by day. My boy. Everyday. Yeah, man. This podcast is for niggas who are already good. Great. Look, I'm gonna be an emotional old nigga. You are. Like when I get old, I'm gonna be like emotional nigga like me. I didn't really want to do that. Yeah, you gonna start crying in movies yet? I'm gonna start having friends. I don't know, man. I think that's probably the biggest challenge for me to be scared, bro. Cause I'm so. Now I can do everything else. But like be nervous. You think that's probably like a biggest challenge for me to be, bro. That goofy. You ever seen me nervous? Like, that shit funny here. All right. Like. What makes you vulnerable? You sound like that white woman. That's what I'm about to say. You didn't learn nothing. I heard. I learned from the story. I'm gonna tell you. Now everything ain't to be said. I told you. No. The older I get, bro, the more of the five I am, the more I cry, 10 the moments and shit. But what the fuck is wrong with me? Y'all be watching some niggas. You can talk or you got cheers. You got cheers? I got a daughter. Yeah, she can. Shout out to my daughter, Lani. Hell yeah. But I've been doing it. Hell yeah. Cause you ain't supposed to watch this. But I know you gonna watch it. Shout out to my daughter, Lani, man. Hell yeah. Baby, buddy. Oh, dude. Don't let me watch anything that involves a black father like trying to get his thing together for his kids or a niggas. Don't get to see the man and shit. That shit gonna have me in that home. You gonna be walking up on fathers when you see them. Any time I see a black man doing his thing with kids, I just walk up to him like, I see you black man. Gotta stop, man. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm gonna make a nigga nervous. No, it don't. Niggas always be like, hell yeah. Niggas will walk up to you and be like, hey, bro. You doing great. Black man. You be like, what the fuck wrong with you, man? I'm with my child, man. What the fuck wrong with him, man? And you doing great. My nerves are already bad. My nerves are already bad. You don't even know I'm good. Hey, wait. I see you in there, baby. Come with me. I see you in there, baby. You doing good. That was one of the things that let me know, bro. That's one of the best things I've ever done. Was make that child right there, bro. That was something in life that I really got right. What, make a child? Making that baby right there. That little girl right there in particular, bro, like, that is one thing that I did right. I know that. I know for a fact, like anything else, I might fuck up along the way. I might go down in history as the greatest nigga to ever fuck it all up. But when it comes to one thing I did right. You had a job in it. That little girl right there. Right, my boy. We proud of you for being a great father, my boy. I do. Yeah, man. Oh, sir. We need more of that. Yeah, yeah. Keep talking your talk, my boy. What you got to, man? What you got coming up? Man, I got, first of all, shout out to my man, Kev, on stage. Thank you. Thank you. And upon the stage, hit me up and say, Black Run. I want you to come out to LA, man, and take the Keep Your Distance Christmas special. Come on. Yep. You going to be on this special? I don't need it, man. It's still Rebels. He got me closing that thing out. His special? His Christmas special. His Christmas special. Amongst whose, who are comedians, bro? I'm talking about you got cast like K-Dubb, you got cast like Ronny Jordan, Tyler Chronicles, Kelly Kales, Ty Davis, all the secret genius. I'm talking about Liz, to hear more, Liz go on and on and on, bro. Like, you got so many heavy fucking hitters, like. You love to see it. You love to see it, bro, especially from a dude that was like, you know what? Fuck waiting on an opportunity to come that may never come or may come too late. I'll make a way for me. And then he turned around and was like, and then I'll make a way for those that fuck with me. God saluted. And that man gives with his whole heart, bro, like from an honest and genuine place and he just won't black folks to win. You better not start crying. No, I ain't going to cry. He's got a thing about being a part of it. And by the thing. I said, when niggas don't get to see the key in the ship and they get the word, they went back to the key. He's easy. That was your chance to show your rage. No, that was it, right there. Father! Father! Why you always on the roof? And I just don't, I just don't wear something else. Why you always on the roof? I don't know why we don't wear anything else. That was a good one. That was a good one. That's beyond taste, boo. That was good. Ain't no movie never made you cry for? Not Forrest Gump. When I'm niggas with these deep eyed personal questions. He's just fine. Ain't no movie never made you cry. No, ain't no movie never made you cry. I had to listen to him. What makes you tell the heart? Ain't no movie never made you cry. Delighted. He's delighted, ain't it? I'm going to try and sympathize. I'm going to fuck you. There's no movie? And they can say, of course, I'm with him. I'm with him, man. You need to watch the program all the way through. Ain't no movie never made me cry. If I take mushrooms, you want to move him. I'm going to make you cry. I cry. Ain't no movie never made me cry. Boy, ain't no movie never made me cry. I'm scared. I'm scared. What? Okay. In certain scenes, in certain scenes. Finding Nemo all the time. You got a lot. Finding Dory? Okay. I said, oh, it's in this guy's face. No, we got Frash, Frash, Nemo. We got Frash, Frash, Frash, Frash, Frash, Frash, Frash. And she can't find him. She realizes about man, amen, just because somebody ain't. You know, they didn't all the way there. I imagine it's only person who can depend on what somebody ain't all the way there. I've been never before. And I cry. I cry. I never tell you what's wrong with you. I know somebody ain't all the way there. Radio. Did I cry when they shot me? Radio, tell that ass off. Oh, man. That nigga shit. What? Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. That bitch in the gear. That's the name of the move, really. Send that bitch off. No. No, she was sending that bitch off. No, you said when they shot Queenie T, they said it off. Oh, here you go. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit. I thought y'all was some real niggas. Watch the whole break. Ain't nobody said Antoine Fisher yet. Woo! Y'all get y'all soft ass all night, pop it out. Niggas! You know why every nigga in here is saying, we ain't never gonna go back in here. Because we ain't don't talk about the time we got molested by that older woman. What the hell wrong with you, man? It's wrong with your past, man! Every nigga in here thought he was doing something special when that older girl touched you on your wee-wee. You need that from my butt? You was molested, my butt. I was like, no, I was just a player. No, you weren't. I need to tell y'all everything. I must tell y'all everything. You was 13, she was 19. You was a victim, my boy. That boy said, I must tell y'all everything. Yeah. But I was 13. Yeah, you was seven. She was a left. You was a victim, my boy. That boy, that hurt. That was my play cut. That was my momma friend. That was y'all saying. It's coming out now. She's still alive. She watching this shit, like, cut it off. They were doing something cool. No, bruh. They're not. They're not that. You were a victim, my boy. 18. 18, you know that. Surviving Gladys. They're going to come out with y'all. I'm going to be over there just like this. I'm like, I chose not to show my face on camera. That was my play cut. It was good. I don't know what they talking about. I'm next episode about surviving Ernestine. Here you go. I chose not to show my face on camera. I, too, was with Ms. Ernestine. But that's all I can say. She didn't do nothing wrong. She didn't do nothing. Get those fucking cameras out of here. Get those cameras out of here. On the next, he's surviving Ernestine. We caught up with one of Ernestine's earliest victims. They're going to be sitting over there, eating some of her peach cobbler. Man, that lady ain't dead, none. So tell me, sir, why do you only eat peach cobbler with no instruments? If you really deserve this Ernestine peach cobbler, then you wouldn't know nothing about that. Well, how does she serve it to you, sir? How does she serve it to you, sir? Gumless. I call her gummy. That shit crazy. I can't even imagine that shit. Hopefully, he spends that one of my old men. Old one getting one of them Velveteen rubs. Yeah. That's what they call it. When you get here with a woman, and we try to get some of them applesauce. You ain't never had that. No. A little numb. What you had there? Shit, yeah. With no teeth? I like all of them. I feel like a fish. Tell them, man, you got ice cold in here still. I'm not a whole fish. Nah, I need them a lot. Nah, man, that's it. Shit. Nah, that's crazy, bro. His movie's like, Forrest Gump, that'll get me. You still crying? Goddamn, man. Bring my... That nigga say, See y'all, see y'all. Don't turn the light out, boss. When they never put in the hillyard over here, don't turn the light out, boss. All right, you started looming. Now your movie's getting a little bit nigga-sad. Gremlins 2. Yeah. Gremlins 2? You said, Hairy and the Hendersons. No, nigga movies like that. Time for a clip, man. Movies like, Persona Happiness, Blizz Club, With Dollar Bill with the gym. Niggas, Persona Happiness, they make you cry. Tell me about what you was in bad mood. Exactly. Niggas. I was in the movie, watching other niggas cry. Like, look at this niggas crying over there, man. Hey, bro, have you watched it since you became a father? Yes. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. Have you watched it since you became a father? I have. He put his leg on the doke, and he ain't walking a nigga to come in. Yeah. Somebody shit on their son that night. I ain't got a shit. He was a son. Niggas. That boy had me weak. I'm shit on myself. That nigga son of a like that. That me weak, and the part when that nigga got the job, he was walking down the street, he couldn't contain himself. He was so fucking happy. He got to. And he was clapping stupid, and shit, holding his mouth. It got to. It got to. It got to. Niggas. Hey. Hey. Hey, that nigga laughing. Hey. He just got out to more than culture. He's not just a brand. It's a show. I was on the morning culture show, man, chilling with them boys, and that nigga running, Jordan said that part. He said, He said, man that nigga, said give me seven for the cab. I mean, he came that nigga that t it? He, he was out of there for three days. He lunch. It's a wrap, nigga. Peanut butter jelly time. For the next four, five days nigga. Peanut butter that, the part that made me cry the hardest is when his when that nigga wife was leaving. And all he could say was, well, go be happy, these muggles. Go be happy, nigga. I think nigga, she's doing that, my boy. She is doing that. She is being happy. You can believe that. Nigga, nigga, you know that nigga said, Jada, four times on accident, I don't see it. Just a crack. Well, go be happy, Jada, cut, cut. Well, well, you did it again. No, dude, I said Jada, you got it. You did. Your name is Paul. Damn it. Reset. He's stupid, bro. Oh, shit, dude. Nigga, I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna tell them, I'm gonna cry on anything. I'm gonna cry on anything. They go back to watch the movie just to see if you make them cry. He be like, I want to see if this will go get me. Man, no, it's like little shit, bro. Just watch Transformers. You're too ready, man. You know, I snapped the whole fucking world away. I was like, aw, cuz, not like this. What about Star Wars, when my boy was doing that, and he didn't cry on anything? Weapons was dangerous, but they didn't sound dangerous. I hate it. They might say it was sound goofy, but he's saying, you hit a nigga one time, cut out, let it all be. Man, you should go on. That radiation nigga got their mental skin. You hit a nigga one time, I should cut out more. But you gonna cut yourself too, fucking rad. You're trying to get nice with it, right? How you practicing with it, how you been nice with it? I told you, I told you not to. You try to put that bitch up, I get some cousin. This shit was in a deep atone, he said, bro. Is that why they uttered it? I'm scraped out. I think he got on my nerve, bro. Now I bet you gotta be beefing with him up, fucking the flat to another galaxy to fight him. On the boat, they go, when they gonna pass, nigga. But then it's not ain't no fucking, it wasn't nobody to ruggle on there, but it was. It was a regular pooper. No, I don't have a regular person with a lady, but that nigga was blowing up planets, nigga, they ever taught a recap. I couldn't give a fuck. Man, nigga, you travel over six galaxies, what the fuck you think a nigga gonna look like, nigga? You going to a galaxy that fall, fall, oxygen on this planet, they need them fucking gills on their necks. They don't even know how far that was, that whole was just far, far. How far? Far, far. They ain't ever know what they're going for. Two more galaxies, it's the same as Earth, but everybody eat dog food, nigga. Are you talking about like some halting and reality and shit? That what that was. Like, where everybody walk on their hands? Yeah. I could do it. Niggas ain't got no knees and shit. Everybody fuck back to back. And he can see. That sound like a freak party. Imagine if you had to fuck back to back. Back to back, just go at each other, back to back. What the fuck is he doing, like, go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What if you, I mean, he really working it. You got to be fucking that. No, I mean, y'all know some other shit. You can give me them back shots. Anybody in this bitch way too high. Definitely. No, bro, they got different places where like, y'all remember the movie Avatar? Hell no. Where motherfuckers were fucked by hooking they hair up. You need a job. Stop watching movies. Motherfucker, who the hell is your man? Where motherfuckers put on VR goggles and fuck. The same shit they sell now with video games and- How you gonna get off and talk about it? Sylvester Long and White Lady put them hoes on the half six. He too high. He done talked about the Lidl and Winfield. Soon as he started hitting that backwood, he got too high. Man, I'm trying to tell you, I'm trying to tell you now, bro. You a freaky man. They take all our stories, and they hide them in comic books, eatin' dogs, and sci-fi movies. You're overthinking a lot of this shit, man. I'm telling you. No, Iron Man is the story of, oh, boom. Everybody got to come home. Beesh. All right. Beesh. Please say everything in conspiracy. Chef Boy ID was a black man. His name was Arnie. White people called him Chef Boy ID. Put him in your mouth for the whole full of eatin' dogs. People were still serving bland dog food and white and black people were seizing their nash. Stupid. Stupid shit, man. Playin' talk. They got an easy way to be here. You're stupid. Hey, man. Winfield did way too hard. I tried to stop him before you ever got this hat. I told you. You shouldn't have stopped him. So you asked me what else I got coming up. Oh, that shit. See how it just popped back in? Yeah, because we was talking. I got one off on a tangent, and then we started talking about movies and shit. I got a lot of dog food coming out of the mansion. Made for dog food. B, B, B, B. What's up, D, B, B, B? Pull the dog food. Oh. Pull it in here. I'm finna start droppin' on my website, bro. I'm finna start droppin' on my website, unapologeticallyblack.com, BLAQ. I'm also doing the show called Black Runs, Black Power Hour. Yeah, yeah, it's a, it's a. We talked about everything from dog food to different ways. All kind of shit. I talk about all kind of shit. Talk about the books. We talk about politics. We talk about romance. We talk about gossip. We talk about that. Who's wrong with this man? Black Runs, Black Power Hour. Oh, this boy betrayed me. Oh, shit. He's stupid. I apologize. More details. As you can see, it's a screen. On the show, hey, how? Somebody check on this thing. I don't know. I don't know. Come see why he lappin' so hard. It's Black Runs, Black Power Hour. Did you the four-man interview? Your friend said she wanted to see the film. It's like a TED talk. But we had. Check up on your friend. Where you going, girl? She going to Black Power Hour. I'll show this when you say it. You'll remember it. BLAQ. R-O-N. Bro, boy, you funny. Fuck me. Let's fuck, man. Fuck my boy. My boy is crazy. You ain't gonna be a guest on the Black Power Hour? Yeah. What's your episode or two of the Power Hour? Oh, my goodness. Oh, boy. Don't pull me up. I don't want to pull up the Black Power Hour. Yeah. I'm scared. Shout out to the weed man. He really doing his thing. Man. We getting ready to Black Run. My boy Cowboy. Don't let this be the last time you come to the track. It can't be. Come back. It can't be, man. I just showed up. I don't know. I don't know. Different people eatin' dog food. What? Man, the phone ain't nothin' changed. You did it. Black Power Hour. Let's let it do it. Let's catch it. There you go.