 In scripts, mate. In movies, in the TV. Writing the bus is shown as just being a total loser. That's totally unfair, but our social media is just trying to give this unfair impression of writing the bus so it can be just a perfectly pleasant, perfectly happy experience. It's an opportunity to love and to receive love. And to share your life, your joys, your vulnerabilities with your fellow Los Angelinos. With them, you get to share so much in common. Together, bros, if we write the bus, we can overcome climate change. Better buses are the key to overcoming climate change. I've just read about this in Scientific American. It's a beautiful film, mate. Look at the glamorous view of Los Angeles here. It's a blessed opportunity to talk to people. They don't speak English, right? Even though you don't share a similar language, you can still bond over your common humanity. But the media, man, they just keep pushing this false narrative. And if you ride the bus, you're some kind of loser. And it's not true, right? People ride the bus, you know, in movies and TV because they've had their driver's license suspended, right? Because their car crashed. Because they're poor. Maybe because they're not coping well with life. We can all ride the bus together to overcome climate change. We can create cleaner, fresher air. We can change this world together. I'd like to think that people are going to look back on this live stream. It's a time when Western civilization began to change for the better. When the tides changed, when the oceans stopped rushing in, occupying our best beachfront properties. Are you with me? Do you think this live stream is going to change the future direction of the tides? It's not about the destination, it's about the journey of the bus. Do you believe me that this live stream will mark the moment that the tides begin to change? I say this is afternoon in America. And the best is yet to come. And it's just such wonderful diversity when you ride the bus. All these different cultures, all these different peoples, all these different religions, all these different age groups. They're coming together to share the common human experience of moving from point A to point B. We're all prepping for our epic live streams later. The big show where we use OBS and people pay their money once and just ride it around on the bus all day. Sampling all the human delights and sense. Approaching, remembered and written. I mean, you just never know what type of people you're going to encounter on the bus, man. Some people get all speeded out by the strangers they meet on the bus. They're sensitive to bad odors. Maybe someone is tossing himself off in the back. People are way too judgmental against homeless men pleasuring themselves on the bus. I don't look at the people on the bus as strangers. I just look at them as friends I haven't made yet. Best of all, this is how we're going to be after overcome climate change. Time to push back against all those negative stereotypes about riding the bus. It doesn't make you a loser, I find. Yeah, you're a loser in society's eyes. But in my eyes you're a winner. Like in the eyes of all the animal species, all the forms of plant life that will be saved because humanity starts riding the bus. You're a winner, right? In the eyes of the snail daughter, when you ride the bus you're a winner. In the eyes of L.A.'s wonderful plant life you're a winner when you ride the bus. Don't let society tell you that you're some kind of loser just because you ride the bus. Just because most people who ride the bus don't seem to be very pale. What's so great about hanging out with people of your own race? The earth is just a bus heartling through space with no driver. This is a way of getting in touch with reality. This is an opportunity to expand what it means to be human. This is an opportunity to grow and tolerance and love. When you ride the bus, when you're freeing up the road so that other people can drive freely. Stop requested. Please use your election. You're improving the quality of the air. You're saving the planet. You're rolling back the ocean tides. We can make a better world. Just you and me. We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who can make a better day. So let's not give in. There's a choice we're making. Getting more trucked up. This is such an exciting opportunity to debunk negative stereotypes about riding public transportation in Los Angeles. I don't know why people get so anxious, so afraid, so skied out by difference, by diversity. A lovely opportunity to read, to pray, to meditate, to eat, to pray, to love, to get out of the narrow prison. The prison of your own car. The prison of your said habits. The prison of the traditional ways that you do things. And now there's an opportunity to expand and to open yourself up to new exciting people and possibilities to get a whole new perspective on Los Angeles, on life and love. We're all in this together. How many people are lonely? Just get on a bus and you just start making friends. It's just a golden opportunity for connection. Most people don't realize, no, there are no termites on this bus. You know, insects, there are no satanic pedophiles. This is a bus of love and inclusion. Everyone's welcome here. This is the love bus. Anyone can get on. You don't even need to pay a fare. So if you think, oh, paying a bus fare that's retrograde, why should I give in to the man? Why should I follow the rules? You don't need to follow the rules, bro. You can get on the bus. What would I do if an addict started dribbling on you? I'd ask, sir, how can I help? That's what I would do. That's my attitude. Whenever I get on the bus, whenever I get on the subway, my attitude is, how can I help? How can I give? How can I love? How can I use this to make myself a better person? What if he kept on dribbling? That's a friend I haven't made yet. He just increases my opportunities to serve and to love and to help. I'm here to be of service. I'm just a vessel for God. I don't know why people get this crazy idea. If he vomits on me, I'd just mean he needs more love and inclusion. Do you think he'd vomit on me if he felt loved? Do you think he would vomit on me if he felt included? People vomit on people. People dribble on people because of our unnecessary judgments. The way we authorize and stigmatize. It's really sad. I'm having a whole new human experience. This is about as exciting as going on a date. I just feel like every person who gets on this bus is like an exciting big box of chocolates. What if Ali Alexander started groping me on the bus? I would understand that Ali just simply needed love. The rule of life's irony demand would be robbed at no point after his kind words for his fellowship. What are the best songs about riding the bus? I say we need a new literature about riding the bus. We need new songs about riding the bus. We need new anthems about riding the bus. We need new movies, new TV shows about riding the bus. How's the body odor? I don't have any sense of smell, so I don't know what people are complaining about. I don't smell any body odor on here. I've been riding this bus for like 15 minutes now and have I seen one dead raccoon? No. There are no dead raccoons on this bus, bro. All there are are people who are. Everybody on this bus hurts. Everybody on this bus cries. And you know what you need to do? You need to hold on. Hold on. Hold on to your common humanity. Hold on to the vision of Los Angeles as a place filled with love and inclusion. Hold on to your dream of turning L.A. into one big gay disco. To your quest to turn L.A. into one big gay bathhouse like the positive, non-syncial aspects of a gay bathhouse. You rode a bus in L.A. and it felt like you joined a mental asylum? Maybe the only mental patient on that bus was you. Maybe you needed to open your heart. Open your mind. Do you realize that you are saving the planet, saving the bus? Why would I want to cop with people from my temple, bro? I am living Martin Luther King's dream. I don't judge people by their appearance. I judge everyone on the bus by the quality of their character. I am seeking to expand my life. It's so easy to get into an in-group identity and seek to get their clothes down, to shut out the wider world, to just stick with the familiar. Just stick with your in-group. I am here to expand my in-group to everyone in L.A. I mean that one day I can ride a filthy dirty bus of diverse inhabitants. Look, you see dirt. I see humanity. You see it. I see love. You see filth. I see friends. You see difference. I see opportunities to grow and to learn. You see reasons to feel afraid. I see reasons to open up. You see reasons to stigmatize and to otherize. You just want to go along in your little car, like unlock the car doors, seal yourself off from wider community. Why not just open up to life and to love? Guys, you've got to read Scientific American. It's really becoming work. It's just becoming so much more sensitive to all the different things that we can do as individuals to fight climate change, to reduce pollution, to get over our disgust reflex. Then you know that the disgust reflex is what leads to conspiracy theorizing, to genocide, to hate. To a reasonable degree, a strong disgust reflex, like it serves you in some instances, but you can take it too far. The disgust reflex led to things like Charlottesville, January 6th, the rise of the alt-right for these dangerous anti-immigration movements. I've been reading lots of great articles on this bus ride from Scientific American and its science. Guys, you need to trust the peer-reviewed-based science and not go for alternative facts. It's all about the dangers of a... dangers of friends, dangers of strong in-group identity, dangers of alternative facts, the dangers of the disgust reflex. So many of our habitual reactions don't serve us. We need to overcome and learn to be reflexive, learn to transcend our base instincts. Learn to re-examine our habitual, traditional impulses to life. See if we can move beyond things that our ancestors have done for tens of thousands of years. Why can't we organize our life and our love and our community in new ways? Why can't we expand our understanding of family? They're beyond their traditional, high-bound religious definitions of nuclear family. Why can't three wonderful lesbians be a part of a family? Love is love, even on the bus. People have these high-bound notions of nuclear family. You know what my family is? My family is everyone riding this bus. That's my definition of family. Thank you for being here. Thank you for sharing your humanity with me. I really feel like we've grown. We've crossed traditional boundaries. We've moved beyond high-bound religious, outdated modes of family and community. And we're starting to see things in a new light. In the light of science, guys. You've really got to read Scientific American. It's so science-based.