 I would have thought that I'd pump that leg You would have done something like punch, have a dumb cat's head So you're ready for the wall, shut down the house, you'll be headed for the door Spit off around the back, and it is a door, stop thinking things that you hear me in the north What would I think, would I pray for you the mall, to the nigga maintains the end of the applause End of your wars if you wanna act deaf, do you hear me for the mall, then I'll smoke a fat said Then I'm ready for some more, cause I really need to revolve And they done play, said they done time, I really can rhyme My bulletin guy, man, no these cities might ease man, can't kill it on grind F***ing good, DFAFD hashtag Sombun at Don't Flop on the Twitter This is the summer crazy event and this year is Sombun Please make some f***ing noise, let's go! It was f***ing nuts and it was crazy and I was just too much man And Villain United's on like 2 million views or whatever, that was absolutely mad And we've come back, had to do it this summer It's been such a nuts day so far, the fans are loving it, all the battlers are loving it too Please make sure you log on to facebook.com Slash Don't Flop 1, the number 1, if you wanna be at the account You'll get invited to every single event, like the Don't Flop page Which is just Slash Don't Flop, if you wanna see all the events and all that good sh** Make sure you follow Don't Flop Extra as well, if you can't ever make it to an event You'll get all the live updates from that account Alright, first main event of the day, this could have been promo But they both chose to have it judged, so in this judge's main event MC on my right hand side from Dub Wiley City Make some f***ing noise for dialect, let's go! At dialect 1, all the things are in the description On the left hand side, coming back from set the standard number 10 MC on my left hand side, battle number 2 Make some f***ing noise for skirmish, let's go! At body bag now, all the rest of the crew like I said is all in the description Alright, we flipped off camera, this is gonna be judged So it's round number 1 on dialect as we chose, let's go! Well, one people can hear me Let me tell you something I really didn't think it would be skirmish like that I'll reverse it next If I'm top tiered, why the f***'s it been dropped here when he had no respect? F*** the rhyme asylum, you man's music shodding and then nerds are dead So now I guess it's my intent to flick then then catch this body like a circus now You see fam, you ain't counting dyin' I know it sounds like circus rap But that's cause I'll burn this cap when it's round the fire Punch lines, that's what I'm bringin' to you f***ing fawnies Cause first of all, how you gonna drop a personal when you don't f***ing know me? Well I think it's cause some shifty knobs been anglin' And givin' him lines like a fishing rod And don't try the nice star, cause I'm smart And since he's a friend of a number pete offender I know it ain't the last time I'm gonna hear arcs behind bars When it's funny without arc, you stand alone But since you wanna fight, I'm gonna leave you in a bottom-eyes when I crack your door You should know what I do to Kate Not even a loopy bitch up in the family home So after I cast these bones, I'll have this act to know that I'll move through the asylum like a Caprio You and your man, them, I'm back to you And you are just any random bloke with a massive nose who came here wearin' dappies clothes So f*** you and all your team members mate And if I get possessed and let it spray I'll send a cyclone to bullets that only plasma rolled over Leather's face I'll rap and bone this through Lemon haze And today's his special day Cause every boundary haze will steadily cut him down the tail like a wedding cake So why do you look so mad bro? Y'all the one who asked for this match up And it's probably cause you got bars from the last time we should have clashed bro It should have been dialect and zen versus arc and skirm But because the arc got burnt, these two puss it out cause they knew we'd be hard to work But even when out the mangos, you two can never bonus Cause in that cash back to back we make you motherfuckers look like the Chocobrovers So I couldn't give a f*** if you an arc of friends Cause if you wanna crash me and my dargys then We'll just brush off them harmless freks Once I chip away with tools and bring a ranger's group when I get arc and tech So I know you probably had enough of me now But I first round what you two get for wasting man's time and pussing it out Time Listen yo You know how I know that this prick is a twat? Cause he's so bad he comes to the battle with a f***ing vision But listen Most of the fans wrote me off the moment the poster dropped Like skirmish versus dialect I know it must have come as a total shock They're like, Rowan's lost the plot He can't be serious, is this a joke or what? And I know a lot of you think that I come across as a dick And you f***ing hope I flop and go in soft But whether you're in the crowd or sat at home to watch Just know that I appreciate who knows I've got showing prox Now listen Now everybody's asking who the f*** is this skirmish Cause for this battle you got me feeling like a bad wife Or an abusive husband What have I done to deserve this? But bar in double L everybody and don't gas It's so trash I leave a mood laid out flattered in the road map And beating me is like a mountain to climb And you get left with a broke back I think on my feet it's a mind you step Otherwise it's one foot in the grave And you get left with a toe tag This ain't even a close match You wanna fight? I'm landing jabs to the face And you'll be catching a fade when we throw hands Yo I think this guy is from E3 Cause he is a bow cat And he likes to taste the moth Looking like he ain't washed his face in mumps And some kind of allergic reaction gave you lumps But I thought this f***ing event was called Sunburn Not raise a bump In a pussy this is just a tip I suggest you grow Chill chill If this guy's in a pussy this is just a tip I suggest you grow your beard up a bit Just to cover up the f***ing fact That those razor bumps exist So go to hell and know yourself When I'm splitting bars and going over heads Or below the belt Time That last round was a bit shit I guess I'll take off this fisherman's hat Cause I ain't dealing with the big fish Come to my stand I can tell you why I chose aggression And why I talk about loaded weapons Like I'm on board and I ain't got no direction Well cause in my end I was one of the man's who chose progression So my dagga leg represents For those who can't even flow a sentence For man who got kicked out of school They didn't go home from lessons For man who got done for cold possession Cause I'm a shotting on board Just so they could buy their folks a present You see I represent for the zones I was born and bred in So I couldn't give a f*** if you don't like What my soul's projecting Cause where I'm from Pussies get clapped for having no protection See I don't glow if I am crying full life Over a nine to five My way back I used to trap for mine But I find it funny you chickens Still want to get at me Cause I'm a family guy You see Did you see I don't have to lie Cause when it comes to my family life I leave your head caved in With nothing but a bat in sight And that bits of your brain Hanging off the roof like a stalactite So if you're down to cross me like the Antichrist The fact is I will send you to the afterlife Cause if you think you're gonna shake me up With all that gas and hype I'll pull back on this cylinder And open you up like a can of Sprite It's always you pussies who tell me I shouldn't talk about gripping sticks and torture They end up turning into the f***ing hypocrites And thinking they can bring in my little daughter But who the f*** do you think you're bringing water Cause you know we've got a problem But cannot some shit went down That wasn't easy and forgotten But since art's helping you With all their bars and schemes that you're plotting I guess it's only safe to say you and I Could both got cheating and coming It's always you pussies who tell me I ain't the baddest than niggas Just cause I'm not trapped with the figures And I talk angry and bitter But if I lose my head fam You could end up a dead man in a thriller Cause when I grab the knife to slash him You'll end up like Michael Jackson You won't recognize the man in the mirror You're being jibbed But it don't matter about that You're being slim Cause when these arms connect to half Your head don't think what Siamese twins I swear you should've given me Raptor or Gemini Cause I don't find it very wise Don't flops got me teaching And old dog do tricks when he's terrified Someone might take this guy And peel the fruit like a clementine And if I get one of my queens to grab a tool And let it fly You better hope he f***ing misses Like a groom on his wedding night Listen Ya I've seen him on the box On deal or no deal I mean what's next bro The Q1 ITV with Philips Schofield I've been slept so longer than a coma patient So I'm here to let him know it's blatant And make him understand the fact that you overrated But listen Every word I write will hurt your pride And I ain't talking about me to you When I say this word for this guy works in sky Bro you ain't certified And your boy P soldier he ain't earned the strikes So I'm killing these n****s Like the motherf***ing third German Right in 1935 You're a big guy Fishing for compliments like desperate women But if he ever says he's going to give me the large picture He means upgrading me to high definition Of sky television But the writing's on the wall Like Hieroglyphics This soundtrack to this brother's life Is Bashe's black boy Your biggest flaws in sky is the limit Now I got hidden message written inside my lyrics And you couldn't even half You couldn't even imagine half of the things that my mind has witnessed So this road man out cus he I won't buy your image So if you get too close for comfort I'm throwing punches as you're in striking distance Dialect The first guy I've met that's dry and wet So try and test Knowing that I'm a vet You'll be paying the price for me cooling you out Like I don't collect So let me get on my devilish foot Devilish You thinking I'm some kind of exorcist Cus when I finish with him You forget his prick depths exist You getting this? Motherland I'm from the west of it Slash out of terrorists Rolling up your road in the fucking caravan Of rented whips and Listen, listen Y'all might have been conversations with a voice In my head And we knock on the door in your mom's house Like, hi ya love We come to fix the boiler again And listen So I come into your place Arrest with a longer blade The length of Jason X And a fucking master's Made of flesh The leather face of death And we catch you bent over the sofa Trying to lace your crepes And you're like Hold on a minute, bloot Wait a sec Get up like a new sex bro If I break your neck with excessive force Smash your face up against the floor I'm blazing my hand like Wolverine's metal claws And I will stab you in the back Like I was a shit friend of yours So all love is lost You better put your trust in God Cus I'm the underdog Cerberus with a muzzle off Let me talk to this guy You normally force what you write Thinking that all of it's tight And these fucking fans always fall for the hype And I find it too funny Like more common wise Cus the shit that I'm spitting is Fucking provoking thoughts in the mind Bruv, fuck your mixtape To this black rose I'm a fool in the side You ain't a rap god Just cus you ain't unloaded a mic But listen The way you structure your bars They're hitting misses Which is similar to your love life You hit your misses Tired You said I hit my misses Well I know if I hit you this cunt won't back here Your only jealous man will work in the sky Cus you ain't got the full package But I hope in this bottle you tried your best Cus I'm still figuring out why you tried to step When you said the only mark is in door flop I respect It's diamonds Get a life you play I bet you're any money this guy's wife is vex Cus when it's time for bed Instead of trying to get some kind of head He watches my battles and goes hand on line No cyber sex Cus you know what done How you gonna stand there and tell me my flow's not hot When you know every single word to my door flop drops This guy is just another fan of mine Cus when I battled sense of when I say cash That I had that night I heard this daft twat cry worse than when his granddad died Man that's tight But cus I racked that nice I could end this in four lines like a hashtag sign So skirmish fam You look like you're from Kurdistan So how could you diss image if you've been a worthy man When you got sent to the suburban land for living back Cus you didn't learn the Quran But I ain't gonna try and change this into some racial issue I'm just trying to raise the issue of why your father Man's religion should be based on his facial tissue Cus look at you You're a man pie Black white with only half of your dance pride So are you all aware why you think having bruises and black eyes Would make you more of a black guy Cus you better act right Cus I know if he starts throwing his arms It's cus he's an alcoholic And he always gets pissed over the bars Even in the Ian Daniels football team You know there's a star But even then when your legs shot They're over the bar Go to a bar But not come home with a partner They don't have the spirit to speak to women So we just hold the lager and let's the cobra charm One thing I heard is this guy's an epileptic And that's a total public So once you seize the light Like the Holy Father moments after all Hit the deck spinning like Logan Samur Criptonite Is the disco light? Cus you wanna say it man Your vision shite Look at the camera man Is it bright? Your bag no what's the light Switching my friggin dive You flick it twice I swear for you I couldn't even imagine what Christmas like Cus Trust I ain't thinking nice When I say slip and slice Every time you see the Christmas lights So don't act like You're a bad guy Cus I could make you capsize With a flashlight So let me rock, grind It's venom I'm spitting I don't deal with the relevant libbins Wasting time on children women You think you fly like feathers on pigeons But you will get sliced in 70 minutes Cus another moth brim of a veteran killing Always on time and I never been slipping You're a victim You might end up missing Okay I spit New six things When you flaws the who knows One sick geese ever choosing Who knows I move with me Cus I'm moving full loads The music seems of a dude in chief I believe you should Lose your teeth class demolition But remove your spleen with tools And heat I'll get it all out Like a nudist beach Yeah so That's time Listen You're fucking eight rappers man They're some of the great actors But a bunch of fake gangsters like I'm just trying to help them see Now I don't do impressions and battles Cus I don't know how the hell to be Anybody else but me But just by looking at him I can describe him in one word Sunburn So what are going on with Schwartz my nigga So you're from the Caribbean And I'm just assuming you got a Jamaican dad But I'm finding it confusing Cus you look like the black star In the Ghanaian flag And you get your trim From a one armed African barber What the fuck you keep acting like Some arrogant bastard When your parents floated to England On a natural banana In the footsteps of your talentless father Bro you're so oblique You're the personification of rapping it dark You ain't winning And considering you're black brown I guarantee that someone in your family Tree is an age victim Listen It's just a slave in him One in his chain swinging But I guess it's safe to say Without all raiders Nowhere you can spell racism And this is a damn shame I bet this brother attracts gays Cus those hooped earrings that you're normally wearing I feel like I'm battling Pat State With a black face But look he's black right now And Levi Roots looking like his fucking dad right now He better call it quits I've had enough of this boring prick Now fuck off Bats and Leeds And tell your dad that reggae reggae sources shit Philly and Dutz Make sure you copy that album right now Up on iTunes, Bankam, all that shit I'm here judging the skirmish and dialect battle I have to give that one to dialect Dialect which is coming with some crazy flows And some of the schemes and shit Which is coming with that battle Which has been ridiculous man Yo Impact once again Judging dialect versus skirmish Fucking Right who won this one All up in guy Who did I give it to again? Dialect I gave it to dialect Sorry I'm a bit drunk I gave it to dialect Yo natural just watch dialect versus skirmish I'll tell you I gave it to you straight away I gave it to dialect Only it wasn't like a body bag But dialect's experience Definitely paved the way for him to win Act that Williams on the Twitter Gave it to skirmz Yeah sleepy G Judging What was it? It was a dialect skirmish That we waved sorry I gave it skirmish man 2-1 2nd and 3rd like Yo it's urm back here at Somburn That was the first main event of the day It was my dude skirmish That was my dude dialect Please make some noise for the MCs Let's go Bring up everybody in the place Yes Shout out to them Yeah it was skirmish versus dialect We offered them to have it promo Because the judges are not as prolific anymore But they chose to have it gist And 3-2 picking up the win Again it was dialect Make some noise for it Shout out to skirmish Shout out to dialect Log on to the answer's gone Fact is you're tactically a match for me First round my competition done I'm feeling like the captain of the Spanish team It's team cake