Hey there, Housewives fans — I'm Jager Weatherby with Wetpaint Entertainment. The hot-off-the-press preview for the upcoming season has certainly given all of us Beverly Hills buffs a hell of a lot to digest... which is why we're going to dissect every delicious drama-filled bite for you right now.
So the sneak peek starts off calmly enough — there are yachts, and mermaid croquet parties, and camels parked in mansion driveways. You know... normal, every day, run-of-the-mill Beverly Hills stuff. There's even a hilarious clip of Adrienne haphazardly trying to prepare a whole chicken by washing its raw carcass with liquid hand soap — which definitely helps answer the question, "Is there anything Adrienne Maloof can't do?"
However, things quickly take an OMG U-turn when a hysterical Taylor tells the gals that she feels like she's breaking, followed by Adrienne matter-of-factly quipping, "You are, you're having a nervous breakdown." By the way, we're guessing that producers told Maloof, who laid pretty low during Season 1, to up her drama quotient, because the preview also shows her getting in a limo-ride rumble with her long-suffering hubbie, Paul; and later, calling her supposed pal Lisa a pot-stirrer behind her back. One word here, guys: MEOW!
And of course, there are plenty of other glimpses of diamond-studded cat fights. There's Camille screaming at Kyle, Kyle duking it out with Taylor, and Taylor having some sort of over-the-top, poolside-party breakdown, screaming, "You have no idea what she's done to me!" Clearly, we can't wait to tune in to find out who this wrongdoer is, and just what the hell she did!
And of course the real Beverly Hills throw-down involves new girl Brandi Glanville coming face-to-face with the Richards sisters... and guess what: it ain't pretty! Kim gets in a few "oh-no-she-didn't!" jabs, calling Brandi a "goddamn bitch" and a "slut pig" — which, ouch! Thems fightin' words, Kim! But the real insanity comes when Brandi retaliates by saying "At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch" — which inevitably erupts into a near fist fight that's barely broken up by the already hysterical and shrill Taylor. The clip is so outrageously scandalous, that Bravo even seems to have pulled the meth allegation from the preview following the initial release.
So what do you think? Are you as ridiculously excited about the premiere on September 5th as we are? Log in to our handy Facebook fan page — that's http://www.Facebook.com/RealHousewive... — and tell us all about it.