 So basically what Shakespeare is saying here is that Julia doesn't know where Romeo is sweet, but doesn't wear for me. Why? I'm never gonna get this stuff Shakespeare uses such complicated. Oh my god. Does he have a boner? Why do you have a boner right now? Reading it you're like, oh my god. Oh My god, I have a boner. Why are you up now little guy? But I think Shakespeare really intended for the play to Make you think about love. Yeah, he's a pretty complicated guy Fuck, okay. Derek told me if I clinch my butthole in my legs, it'll draw the blood away from the erection Are you okay? Do you need a shit? Shit? No. Yeah, uh, I am. Oh, nothing. Sorry. Shit. He's doing Derek's butthole-clenching thing. I'm blowing this Shit, the blood was just starting to flow back through the perineum. Oh, I know Hey, can you grab that pen over there? Yes, perfect opportunity for a little tuckage Yeah, this I am big pentameter. It's really hard to score. Oh my god. It's worse Yeah, I'm Shakespeare with yeah Shakespeare's awesome. Oh my god. It's worse. Ah be cool Feminine endings. I need a drink of water. I have a boner, okay?