 Everyone shiver 1,000 here. I got monkey 1,000 Runos down there. We're gonna He drank his water too fast He does that Only when I turn the camera on no for some reason, but anyway guys we're gonna make a cracker recipe so I Got it. I got this off of YouTube YouTube channel what I just told you what? Hoyt's kitchen. Yes, link to his channel will be in the description I'll tell you what they are here in just a second after the intro so what we're gonna be making is Swamp crackers now this guy got this out of a recipe book. It's Peggy Barnett Castle Swamp crackers So it's gonna be real easy. We need you need a Say a one gallon like glass jar you can use plastic We're gonna use this I do have a glass jar over there But the lid doesn't screw on doesn't fit tight and it's glass and I don't want to drop the lid So I'm gonna try to make them in here So what this calls for is Four tubes of crackers. These are just saltines or sleeves whatever we're gonna need one and a half cups of Cornola oil We're going to need I Thought I got it out, but I didn't one tablespoon of crushed red peppers and We're also going to need let me get it out here. Here's the cornola oil one and a half cups of that and Powdered ranch dressing this is dip mix But I I mean it should be close enough, right? I don't know because the other stuff they had it was buttermilk So I just got this I figured this should should work fine, and I think I think that's it I think I covered it all so the first thing we're going to do is Counter's kind of messy because we're supposed to be getting a Stove, but that guy never got a hold of us. We found another one's same exact thing as ours I don't know if monkey wants to go get it or not You do or not yes, okay? So first thing we're going to say tomorrow We're gonna first thing we're going to do when was the last time you used this a long time There's so much dust in here. I could play in the tree Well, let me get monkey horses out for me, and I'll be back with you Okay, so I'm back So we're just gonna start by dumping these Into this clean container now. Hopefully they'll fit Or not because I looked at the recipe because he shows the recipe puts it up They show it on the screen Actually show the recipe in a book This is dry rain. Now. I'm just starting to wonder is this a powder This is just add sour cream. So it might be a powder No Well, I don't think this will be big enough fun Yeah, but this ain't gonna be big enough. I'm gonna have to use that glass jar What? What never mind. I'll do it your way. See this is what we got to do I got to do it her way. I do everything twice. I do it her way, and then I do it the right way my way I'm just saying I don't think they're all gonna fit But I don't want to break them up I'm gonna break them up as little as possible This might not even be the right Dressing but I mean, I'm sure it'll be Because it's supposed to be so you can you know put them in plastic bags or whatever and You know, you take the camp and hike in there Okay, that it made it All right now what he did was He makes this stuff in a separate bowl, but I'm just going to use just this container here So here's a crushed red peppers I was gonna make mine one time, but you know Monkey threw away and I said what's there my peppers away for she said well, they were all dried out and I said yeah I was gonna make dried peppers Dried pep, you know Rick crushed red pepper. Oh There's a little more than that's about right Now we're gonna put I'm gonna put this in So yeah, I guess we're gonna go tomorrow and get that stove it better work. Yeah, it's dry so How much is it? That's though That was 250 I think it's 250 Here we go again It's at a flea market, so yeah, I'm gonna definitely try to join him down to 200 so now Cornola oil You know, I suppose you could probably use like olive oil if you wanted I mean, you know recipes just like a starter But I'm doing it the way the recipe calls So we're gonna put One and a half Cops in there and I'm gonna mix this up just like this We had to get a new security system then we mama Because ours is The hour lights clear out of the one that shines over out of the camera that shines over That way towards the front door and the ones that shine the one that shines over here in the kitchen And gets the back door It's starting to flicker They're still working fine as long as there's light, but it just can't see in the dark can't mama so That looks it looks okay To hear that sad again they didn't hear See you would think after Seven years you would learn when I say something. I probably already did my homework. So let's dump this in here This is where I'm gonna need monkeys hope to because All right, we're just gonna pour this over this just like that I suppose it'd probably be better if it was in something round, but this is what we got So this is what we're going to deal with And then you just take this and you roll it around shake it See it doesn't roll very good in this So they said the recipe says do this 10 to 15 minutes So this is what we're going to do for 10 or 15 minutes. Enjoy No, I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna make you guys sit through that All right, I'll bring you back when it's taste test them and then that's it That's all you got to do right mom That's it. That's none so Monkey and I Are going to Do this so there's a monkey in that one There is now Is that a hair? I'll be back. I can't I can't stand here. Don't worry. I don't give a crap Man, I freaked out on we went to a place in Crystal River breakfast place First bite Big long hair and I got mad But I was chemical I said come here It's a hair in my food. Oh We'll take care of that for you sir and she takes it She goes back and then she comes back with this little certificate like I'm a little kid Look what I got for you. I said look I don't want that I just want new food and she said okay, and she walked back to the kitchen and came back that fast. I Know they need me new food So I'm like looking I didn't say anything first bite of that big old freakin hair and I went off We walked out and she got mad at me But I said I don't care and then there was other people outside So what happened and she said he had a hair in his food and she's and they said oh, we wasn't happy at all with our food And they they was like sir sir bring that over here bring I said no, there's hair in the food You know and I told the people you know I mean twice One time okay, I get it it can happen But twice and she there they went back here long enough to cook me new food Stirred it up I was so angry No, they shouldn't have looked for it at all They should just scraped it off put the plate in the damn dishwasher and got me a new plate and cook new food But they didn't I know damn well. They didn't Way too. I'm not kidding you she brought me a certificate. I said I don't want that I'm not asking for something free You know, I was waiting on to get pulled over something. I was waiting on to call the cops on me Yeah, you're right. I didn't pay for it because I didn't need it. I Had two bites of hair I'll be back. Okay. I'm back Now what I'm gonna have with my crackers is some bologna classic green bologna and she's got I'm sure you'll have some of this too, right Yeah, and then but she's got um Pepperoni, so but I thought I'd try this with my crackers. No, I cheated already tried one. Whoops Now they say It says to use tongs, but Do we really have to all right? Come on mom So I can't give you an honest taste test because already already taste But she said that was kind of because it didn't really say how much you know of a package But this is um This is a so I thought it'd be enough monkey says you better get two packages But I didn't this book is 16 ounces well Makes 16 ounces which is two cups, but so next time yeah, I think I'll try two of these But go ahead monk and show them what it looks like. I think I'm gonna add I don't know You think it needs more pepper peppers I don't know It depends on your taste yeah, it might be just fine for one person and someone else and they might want a little stronger That's good I know me too Isn't there a potato chip tasting like this or cracker potato chips The orange potato chips, but do you know what that reminded me of since you said potato chips? sour cream and onion chips The sour cream and onion flavored potato chips. That's what it reminds me of. I think this tastes like a cracker The triangle ones. I can't remember the names of them Yeah, it hit me. Okay. It's a good. Yeah, I need to do two packs next time Or maybe a pack in a half or just that that seems about right to me Yeah, I'm surprised because when you look at it looks like okay, and you can taste the pepper. Oh man. I got I got Flavor. Yeah, but it's not like hot like Excruciating like the video that I watched like his wife training. She's like whoo. That's hot It depends, you know, some people can't handle some people, you know can't handle one of these, you know, what one little but I Think it's just the right amount. I'm surprised. I thought really you're gonna need it more, but no Yeah, so I mean, you know a box of crackers And and just half it if you if you only want to do Like two sleeves or one sleeve just a quarter of that recipe So, you know, but it just but the recipe itself calls for a package of this It said dry ranch, but this is what I got here. I I think it's taste fine So you got box you got a box of crackers You got your your ranch powdered ranch you want to get the powder or it won't be right and then it won't It won't keep, you know Then we're gonna stop one tablespoon of crushed red peppers and One and a half cups of Cornola oil Like I said, you might maybe we'll try it with olive oil next time. She likes olive oil We'll try it with olive oil next time. See what you think of it. Yeah, sure, but that's that's very good So thanks to that dude. Yeah, that's very good. So but a link to his channel will be in the description So, mm-hmm. Yeah swamp crackers Two thumbs up for me and I'm gonna give it a four and a half star. Yeah Yeah, how many stars I give it a four two you give it a four Okay, so we got a four and four and a half But we both get it's very easy to make you want to snap easy. Yeah, and you just put them up in Ziploc baggies or Whatever or you know, put them in a jar of the lid Whatever you want to do. Yeah, which this is you know, this doesn't screw on but that sets on there, right? But she'll probably put them baggies. So Yeah, so I'm gonna get some of this cut up. You want to watch a movie tonight or something I probably won't want to do that. It's it's 9 30 now. So 9 27 And we got to get up early. So and drive 45 minutes. Yeah, so why be there when they get open right at 9? Well somewhere around there. I mean if we mess it, we mess it. We got ways to cook guys That's just the oven. Yeah, I mean if it if it if the oven had its own knob, I wouldn't even worry about it But since the oven works off that touchpad, so I mean, it's not like we can't cook we've you know I mean, I've got a barbecue grill Cook We got the barbecue grill and we've got the stove top works fine and we've got Croc pods. Yeah, so we got ways to cook. So if we don't get one immediately, it's not that it's not that big of a deal I made Christmas ham what year before last year before this past Christmas one When you're smoking real, you know when you're using real smoke in a real Real smoker, you know, no, it's not automatic. You got a You got to keep your You know, you got to do your adjusting and all that and I Made a ham for Christmas Christmas morning in in my smokers Yeah, it was nice that time of year. We've already had it out She made me get it out one day I've seen pack of ribs. I was like Time for barbecue for mom is home. They didn't keep her so she's huh. She still has issues, but she has to see the doctor Yeah, that's what they're waiting for They're gonna try different things. They don't know what's going on yet, but she's home. She's sleeping. I'm sure she's tired You know, it isn't when you have to get an emergency room, but so that's good. She's back home. So all right Well, I think my that's it. All right. You want to put a spark plug in for your channel? Sure, come visit me 1,000 because she's the best it's good up here a little bit Again, it's like tip top of your head. I Have more team we stuff. Yeah, and I got a new camera About the same one she got I know we'll be twins. Well, we had mentioned it But if you guys missed that video my vlogging video day Yeah, she was like How long is that sale on I said, I don't know. She said Yeah, because if I waited and didn't say anything I was gonna wait a month and then I'm probably gone by then Yeah, but that's a pretty good deal. She needs a new computer because her her laptop just It just can't it's starting to get an hour. I can't handle 1080p That's what I got our camera set on even though it'll go to 4k It's having trouble 1080p. I put it on my computer the same thing. She's having problems with on hers, which None of the video comes up just the voice I put the same clip in mine same card and everything in my computer boom. There it is. It's fine. So yeah Not good. Oh Well, and if it is something wrong with the camera, we got a two-year warranty. So I'll just have to use your computer for that Yeah, I think it's not bad. I Have to for a while Well, it's slow anyway. I can use that program. I can't use them a laptop. That would be fun No, that's why we need to get you a laptop. I can I can I can you can have that too. Yeah This power director 16, so I can't put it on my laptop. Yeah, it won't run it It will not run on I had it on my computer and it was it was all my old computer It was all we can do to which my old computer is it's a all-in-one So it was pretty much just laptop insides, right, you know It's just a big laptop really all it is But yeah, so mine mine still running pretty good, but see I can upgrade mine, you know, this starts on down Her her but she's had that thing for almost six years. So Yeah, and I mean it'd be fine if you weren't doing all that Yeah, but you know just if you're just surfing the web it'd be okay for that, but it is slowing down a lot All right guys, so enough chitchat too late My baloney has a first name It's not well. This is not that but it's No, it's not OSC a or My baloney has a second name. It's a may why you're Okay, anyway, oh, I'll eat it every day. And if you ask me why I'll say Just continue it cuz you're gonna anyways cuz Oscar Meyer has a way with BOL. Oh, gee, and hey, all right Thank you Welcome. I love motos I hate that he does it every time that ad comes and I'm like what Hi yellow run the guessing. Oh and that one too drives me crazy We'll see you guys soon. Say bye. Bye. Yeah. Bye guys. Thanks for watching appreciate it Have a great weekend. That's pretty much here now. Yeah. All right, stay safe