 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Banjo-Kazooie in Nuts and Bolts. One of my personal favorite games of all time. I used to love when Banjo would turn to Kazooie and just say, You're... You're... You're Nuts and Bolts. Kato, and... And frankly... 2008 Microsoft Corporation All Rights Resert. Okay, I'm just reading. I've never played this game before. I'm sorry, okay? But that's why I'm here. I'm gonna give it a shot and see what I can do. Oh god, is there jumping jacks and stretching? Because if so, this is not the game for me. Although, I am kind of relating to his cleanliness. So maybe I'll be okay. Yeah, keep making the noises. Keep making those noises and keep flexing for me. Oh my god, those jumping jacks are not working. He doesn't look as in good shape as he is on the box out. Oh my god, I just turned around and he's panthing. This character is getting more and more relatable. Every time he jumps, the earth itself shakes. Trying to sneak up on my prey here, but he might hear me coming. He may pass it off as an earthquake though. This skull just said that it would bite my butt and I don't know why it's flirting with me. Oh my god, what is this? What is going on? Oh my god, I'm in a race against the skull to collect these coins. If I lose a race to a skull that doesn't even have legs, I'm gonna be depressed. Wait, the game has given up on me. What? Very well then, failures. This is getting too real. Oh my god, I'm in shape. What a great genie computer thing. And they gave the skull a robot body. Why not just give it a fit bod like mine? Wait, how come they get the cool car and I get the little buggy? All right, you know what? I do have my body, so I can't really complain, I guess. Now that I'm fit again, I'm doing manual labor for some reason. I don't really understand what's going on in this game like at all. Oh damn, and I try to pick up this child. I can't even hit the child with boxes. I hope whatever's in here isn't fragile by the way. Sorry, the game is getting too confusing, so I skipped all the tutorials and now I don't know what to do other than run down innocent civilians. Sorry, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have been so hard on this vehicle. It's an all-terrain vehicle. Yeah, I like this vehicle. A lot more than I like myself or the bird, because I'm about to drown them both. Okay, I made it. Now where the hell am I? Assault. That's the only thing I know how to do in this game. I'm so confused. Welcome and property prices have plummeted due to my own presence. Die, die. I say I've ruined the area, I buy up all the property at a low, low value and then I leave and it'll immediately raise again. What is that thing? Okay, that is not an animal. That is two people in a bedsheet. Finally, someone on my own intelligence level. Just... That's all the instruction I need. I want to move all the wheels to the back because this is now a rear-wheel drive. All right, perfect. I'm ready for this race thing. Wait, no, no, no. You can't put my wheels on that way. You gave me the choice to make my own vehicle and I want it my way. Mid-race here, I'm just editing my vehicle. Okay, hop back in. All right, it's not perfect. In fact, in my professional opinion, she's a little bit fucked. But not the worst car I've ever seen. I've seen a PT Cruiser. Sorry all you hardcore PT Cruiser fans. All right, you know what? I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk the rest of the course. How about that? All right, let me in, let me in. Sorry for destroying your fort. Oh, there's a fire. I don't think blowing on it is going to help. Yes, I did it. How the hell did I do it? Mid-race, I started disassembling my car and I reassembled it to something that doesn't work. And then I just gave up and walked. And I still did it. This is definitely the game for me. I've already set my car probably for the best. Out of my way, I've gotten your jigsaw piece. I don't need you anymore. Oh God, he's not happy. I'm destroying this world. I'm definitely succeeding in my plan to lower property value. Whatever this monument is in their town, it's mine now. This is my participation trophy for that race. There we go. What the hell are you doing? Is this this world's version of the police? Oh, they're pissed with me. You'll never get me now, coppers. When I started editing my car, they just left me alone. It's like, oh, he's going editing a car and driving? Oh, never mind. Then he's just going to kill himself. He'll do the job for us. Excuse me. I'm having a conversation here trying to anyway. Oh God, now I've destroyed his house and it's all your fault. Oh, that pisses me off. Wait, you disappeared? Oh no, he's just going over there. Hey, no teleportation under my roof. And yes, now it's my roof. My roof, my rules. And my rules is you go squish now. Good Lord, I'm destroying this place. Oh, that was a rabbit. I thought it was one of the evil things. I would have hit it either way. I was just mistaken at what it was. All right, I think I'm done in this world. I have ruined it. On to the next one. I got a jigsaw piece. I think I might be missing a few bits though, because I don't think I can complete the jigsaw at one piece. I got new cars now. Oh, this one looks cool. It's like a mobility scooter. And honestly, I've always wanted to drive one. I want to know how fast they go. All right, where to now, everyone? Hey, watch out. Come on, get off the road. I'm warning you. I've got relatives in the police force. You'll knock them down too. Oh, oh God, that was so close. Well, maybe I'll get them next time. What the hell? We're under attack. Okay, good. They're incompetent. Okay, I got to transport a nuclear weapon. I seem like the man for the job. There we go. Gently in. All right. Now let's go. I'm ready. Oh God. Oh dear. How do we get over there? Through the water, I would assume. Jesus Christ, man. I have a bomb in the back of my car. Is that a good idea? Okay, they actually do nothing to me. It's just a really weird form of suicide to them, because they're just killing themselves. Oh, what the hell? Okay, I'm carrying some passengers now. There we go. I don't care if this side of the village is blown up, apparently. I'll leave the bomb here. Oh wait, no. We've got an expert here to disarm it. Okay, yeah, he's an expert. The bomb is just left here now. What the hell? I guess he couldn't find a way to disarm it, could he? I'm trying his method of disarming it, but it does nothing. All right, good luck, wildlife. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Is this an airport? I could drop the bombs on other people. Oh no, this is just to the town. I don't want to go back to the town. I want to continue ruining this area. Oh, it's ants. Are we still at war? I started a war with the ant people and the game grounded. And I assume there is no peace treaty so far. Oh, it's up, bro. What do you need? All right, this is a race. Take the mobility scooter. Look at this bike. It's all cool and everything. And he's getting beaten by a bear on a mobility scooter. His street cred is going to be in the trash. It's going to be worse than in the trash. It's going to be on par with my street cred. Oh God, I've lost control of the mobility scooter. Finish the race on foot. Yes, that's even more embarrassing somehow. Best of three. Dude, you lost. Get over it. At least with one, you could say, oh, it was just unlucky that I lost to that mobility scooter. But if he loses three times, there's no excuses, especially when I P.I.T. maneuver him in my mobility scooter just to add insult to injury. I like how the bear waved to the bird to get out of the way. He knew what was coming. Oh, Jesus Christ, I've been set up. What was that? My mobility scooter. Quick, get out and walk. No. No, my mobility scooter. All right, final race. Best of three. Let's do this. No more messing around. I'm done doing ramps in my mobility scooter for good. Oh no. Oh no. No mobility. Come on, scooter. Mobility is in your name. I just sort of drive into the water. I got to stop these hijinks are going to make me lose. And also crashing into walls is going to make me lose. All for effect sake. How dare you do that to someone in a mobility scooter? Sure, he may have won the race, but at what cost? All right, I picked a racer. It runs on 100% renewable energy. It runs off sheer embarrassed. And God am I embarrassed from the last race. It's going to overdrive. This thing has a lot more power in it. I'm just bullying him. Okay, pro tip. If you don't pick the mobility scooter and continuously try and crash into him. It's a pretty easy race. My prizes. I'm going to continuously run you over. I made my own price for this event. Look at him cheering himself on. I did it. All right. I can't think of a better place to end the video than a good old fashioned hit and run. So we're going to end it there. But God damn, that was fun. That was some good old nutty and boldly fun. I hope you enjoyed the video. I really hope you did. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. I really do. And if you want to see more of me, I post every day and I also stream over on Twitch. Link is in the description. But for now, I'm going to leave it at that. I hope to see you next time. But yeah, that's it. Bye for now.