 Hello everybody. E here. Welcome back to 31 Days of Halloween. Today we are talking about a brand new release from one of our own and that is Joe Rustin's Vampire Night. Let's get into the review. Okay, so Vampire Night revolves around a group of women. One of them is going to be getting married and they are going out for a bachelor party at a male strip club called Wings and Dings. You can't make this up. I guess you can because it's fiction. But I found that hilarious the name of the restaurant slash strip club Wings and Dings especially since you get what I'm saying. I had so much fun with this. I am only going to give it three stars so those of you that like to get in, get dirty and get out and just see what I'm going to rank it. That's what I'm going to rate it. I'm giving it three stars. There's a couple reasons for this but the number one reason just going in so you guys know is because I don't like vampire fiction. I don't like vampire movies so much. I really don't care much for vampire literature or whatever you want to call it. But this one was a hell of a lot of fun. So those two stars right off the top is just my own personal preference. I wouldn't give this four or five just because I don't like vampires. Another thing that I would I would warn before going in there is quite a bit of broken formatting in this not so much so that it took me out of the story. But they are random. I'll put some examples up here. There's just random breaks. Sometimes there's random paragraph breaks in the middle of a sentence. Sometimes there's a large space in between two words that kind of thing. It's a kerneling issue kerneling issue with the with the word document being transferred over to Amazon's I guess it would be E pub at this point in time they keep changing once it was Moby then it was like a WZ three or three Z something like that. And now it's just E pub that they're using. But yeah there there is quite a bit of it in there. So stuff like that gets on your nerves. I would probably either wait till it's fixed. If it gets fixed or just try to ignore it because it is a fun story. So the story happens we get a little bit of backstory about the characters going into the night and then the night pretty much kicks off and you know introduced to all these different people. One thing that I want to put out there is this is very very reminiscent of old school horror like the leisure press days and the zebra press days though those types of books. This is considerably shorter. It's only 88 pages on Kindle. I'm not sure how I read it on Kindle. I'm not sure how long it is in paperback but it is available at paperback and it is available on audible. I didn't have a credit this month so I just went ahead and got the the ebook instead of the the audio book but everything else that I will have read for this month will have been audio books to anyways. So this one I what I'm saying is I cannot comment on how good the production quality is of the audio books so I don't know. But the book itself is fun other than the broken formatting I didn't really find any issues with the editing it was very well written. Don't expect a deep experience like I said this is more of a leisure press kind of book where you get in get dirty get out kind of thing and it works really well. The ending kind of comes at you quick. There is an absolutely hilarious moment I'm not sure that it's supposed to be hilarious I think it's supposed to be but I'm bad at these things. I get a touch of the Tism ADHD and I find humor in very dark things but it has to do with the cop car. When you get to that section definitely there's also a scene that I thought was absolutely hilarious also and that is a scene I'm just going to say battering ram if you know you know. But I definitely say check this one out especially if you like vampires especially if you don't like the shiny vampires the romantic vampires if you like vampires that are monsters you're going to enjoy this. Another thing this is only a minor criticism but the cover is kind of I don't know not misleading but the creature on the cover is not in the book the the vampires are not monstrous other than the needle like teeth I need to talk about that also the needle like teeth and black eyes all black no sclera whatsoever just all black but they're basically human and one of them smokes that kind of thing so you're not dealing with the type of monster that's on the cover just want to let you know that up front but as far as needle like teeth I think there was quite a bit of repetition of it anytime the teeth were were mentioned it was needle like and that put into my mind very like a mouth full of needle like teeth and I'm not sure that's what Joe was going for I'm not sure if it was just fangs but it was it was descriptive yet not very descriptive so I'm not sure if it was like a mouth full of needle like teeth or if it was just the fangs I'm not quite sure but the brutality and the horror the gore all of that stuff is off the charts the last couple of chapters are super fun if you're a gore hound if you like a splatter fest you're you're going to enjoy yourself but yeah other than that great writing some broken formatting a little bit of repetition of one one phrase and that was the needle like teeth other than that I had a lot of fun good job Joe I also need to let you know that I consider Joe to be a friend of mine I am always harder on my friends than I am on strangers so just keep that in mind but I definitely want to see what Joe does next because there's obvious talent here and especially with the formatting that's such an easy fix that I don't see this you know I didn't really you know factor that into my rating whatsoever but yeah go check it out there's a link down there in the doobly-doo go support a member of the community but that's all the time I have for you today so until next time I have been E you've been you this has been another episode of 31 days of Halloween I'll talk to you guys later bye bye