 And welcome to that fancy restaurant you come to when you want to get laid. Can I take your jackets for the cloakroom? Cloakroom. Is that free? No, that's $2 per item. She's feeling cold, huh? Right? You're feeling cold? Yes. Okay, and yourself, sir. That coat never leaves my shoulders. Never. Oh, is that so? Yes. Never. How about now? Never. Okay. I'll bring your menus back. It's kind of hot in here. Did I hear someone say it was hot? Okay, here's your menus. And I'll be back to take your order, okay? Okay, put your coat on the floor. What? I said put your coat on the floor. The floor is free. This place is so nice. Well, for the price it's going to cost me badly. But hey, it's our first date. I want to do things right and I want you to like me. But once we know each other more, you know, it's going to be pizza and junk food every day. You know, the cheap stuff. But that's not really healthy. There's tomato sauce. It's made from tomatoes. Tomatoes are healthy. Okay, I think it's a bit too early for hand-holding. There you go. Have you seen the prices? No, because we're in a fancy restaurant. The lady does not get the price. Oh, it's like my menu then. So you'll know how I feel. Ah. It's not that expensive. Well, you still have to pay for the chef and the waiters and the decorations. Those are big costs. Is he? Yes, sir. Once I have chosen what I want, can I cook it myself? Well, I suppose that's possible, but there might be an extra charge. It's okay. I'm cheap. Uh-huh. So what do you want? The caviar sounds good. The caviar? No, no, because it's out of stock. Oh really? Excuse me? No, no. Do you have caviar? Of course. He does not. He does not have caviar because it's not the right season for caviar, right? Oh really? So what's the season for caviar, then? All seasons. All of them. Except for this one. Except for this very hour. We're just unlucky. Oh well. Then we can wait for another hour. No. No. Because in this season, one hour lasts two days. I'm not getting a tip, am I? No, you're not. She is. Well, I guess I don't have to try anymore. So can I get you something to drink? Yes, I will have a glass of champagne, please. Okay. And you, sir, I'm guessing water? What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. So water, yes? Yes, water, yes. Above my own dog. Isn't that from our kitchen? So do you often do dates like this? Like this one? No one has ever behaved like this on a date with me before. I'm going to score. Some roses for the lovely lady. It's only $12 per flower. Aren't you the waiter? Yes, but I also sell roses as my part-time job. During your full-time job? Yes. So do you want a rose? Yes. So no. What? Why? Because I read online that when a woman says yes, it means no. I'm trying to understand you. Go away, go away. Just go. You know, I also work part-time as a relationship counselor. You can do so much better than him. No, she can't. Could you stand up? Why? Because you're pretty? No, okay. And the auction begins. Okay, I got $200 over there, I got $200 over there, I got $400 over there. May I remind you that all the proceeds of this auction will go exclusively to me. All by her. And so to her, cryptic out over there. So for the bill, I suppose you want to display it half-half. You're crazy? No. Okay. You scared me. I really thought it was going to end that way. You know, it's our first date and I think it went really well. I don't want to waste this moment. So, thanks for treating. Yeah, thank you.