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Today's topic we're going to get right into it now Christopher Pratt you may know him he's one of the biggest stars working today in Hollywood which is honestly mind-boggling to say not because I don't think the guy is talented or has what it takes clearly he is talented and does have what it takes but more so I remember following it what was that I just got a chime oh someone just followed me on twitch I must have I must have twitch notifications I'm going to go ahead and mute that I apologize as it was saying I remember watching Andy on Parks and Rec thinking and look at I called him Andy Chris he plays a character named Andy on Parks and Rec thinking I love this guy he's hilarious he's funny I don't know anyone that thought this dude's going to blow up and be the next action star big name in Hollywood except for maybe the people he worked with on the set but after re-watching Parks and Rec recently it's very clear the guy is talented he really is that being said he's been in some terrible movies and some really good movies and I'm going through the list with you right now on IMDB and this is kind of a fun experience I think for everyone because I haven't heard of a lot of these movies I haven't seen some of these movies so it's really going to be a learning lesson all I had time to do was kind of glance through it kind of graze over the list it's truly something remarkable this video by the way as is as is as in most live streams are also up on the Adam does movies podcast on Spotify and Apple podcasting services there's just so much to talk about isn't there it's almost exhausting the the disgusting self-promotion one has to do in 2023 okay I'm gonna share I'm gonna share this and I've sunny and shared it and we're gonna start at the bottom just work our way up top kind of like Chris Pratt did we are not going to talk about his shows although I will mention them if I've seen them and I will mention the shows that he's in we just won't talk about them because this is a movie channel dammit okay number one well this isn't ranked the number one slot in 2000 that's really his first acting gig was in 2000 that's not that long ago 23 years as this guy's been going he's freaking one of the highest earners 2000 he's in cursed part three which was a short he's in the third part of cursed for those of you wondering he was in a tv show called the huntress never heard of it oh my god I have actually heard of this movie I've not seen it it's called the extreme team this is the first movie he was in it's an hour and 18 minutes which is a beautiful runtime for someone like myself I like him short I like him short I like him sweet you can take that however you want a secret black ops rescue team made up of gen X extreme sport athletes go to New Zealand to save a former member that has been kidnapped that's the synopsis some of you have probably seen this movie all I see is uh there's some dude snowboarding with a helicopter in the background on a mountain and I remember that from the trailer I'm seeing some leg on the on the stream I don't know what to do about that but uh yeah we'll work we'll push through it Joseph Blasco shot out of a cannon gifts one Adam does movies membership thank you Joseph I appreciate that yeah I usually start with uh super chats are kind of how I interact with people that's really the only thing I look at in the chat because I try to stay focused so any any uh super chats you want to throw my way I read them I post them to the video as I'm going and I give you a fictitious tip of the hat and we're not done we do have one more that came in Matt movies 611 don't know what the 611 means but I like it 499 thank you Matt movies my favorite Pratt movies are Jurassic World Guardians Volume 2 and Magnificent 7 one of those is going to disappoint you for me Matt because I haven't seen it thank you though Matt and yes the the banner at the bottom says super chat your best or worst chris pratt movie or whatever movie question you have related or unrelated all right let's get to the next one he was in strangers with candy I watch strangers with candy a couple times I really like that show it's really weird then he was in a show called path of destruction this is in 2005 so he's got a he's got a five-year window of just kind of doing garbage ever would tv series he was in four seasons of that wow 89 episodes he was in ever would I don't even know what ever would is we're gonna pour my coca-cola classic while we get this party on its way the OC he was in nine episodes of the OC walk the talk this is a movie 2007 let's click on it see what we have to hear the successful life coach Eric neighbor seemingly has everything but his success covers a dark history and when it's difficult nephew shoots his brother the challenges start unfolding I've never heard of this film it stars Kerry Ewells from well he's in a lot of movies princess is that the princess bride guy I think that's the princess by yeah hot shots princess bride saw Katie Cassidy chris pretz in there yeah chris pretz in there okay I am seeing a leg on my end what is going on are you guys getting this leg this is the only time I've ever seen leg on stream yard please let me know I will look at the regular chat while I while I look into this I'm gonna I'm gonna close all other apps that might be taking up some of my precious precious bandwidth a little someone says a little Matt says you're good but I am gonna and someone else has no leg it might have just been a couple of hiccups here and there I assume most people aren't always watching and just you know listening which is fair I'm closing a whole bunch of stuff listen this is a newer Mac book but still you are you're playing with fire when you're streaming watch me close the I have premiere running folks adobe premiere that's what I do the editing in that is a memory hog I got so many things open this is what happens when you're a one man army at the house when the wife's out of commission short for commission all right I've closed a whole bunch hopefully that makes the difference we do have one more super chat and before we continue and that's from Joseph again shot out of a fucking cannon with $11 in 16 cents what a very specific number thank you Joseph only Adam could get me to sit through a chris pratt chat but who doesn't love his star lord only Adam thank you thank you very much Joseph let's get back to it let's get down to business oh god what did I do what did I do oh did I leave the okay we're back we're oh we had some we had some problems for a sec Houston we have a problem we're back on the list let's move our way back down oh my god there's so much but a lot of this is tv show trash all right after walk the talk we have the Batman which was a tv series even one episode weeners in 2008 what are these movies is that Keenan is that Keenan yeah Keenan Thompson is in this Zachary Levy Jenny McCarthy Walberg Jenny McCarthy married a Walberg when did this happen where am I right now I didn't know that Jenny McCarthy is a Walberg okay let's read the synopsis a road trip comedy about three friends who travel across the country in a wiener wagon to beat up a popular daytime talk show therapist wow okay now that I've closed everything it's it's just it's just leg all over the place on this video this is this is disgusting hopefully it's not on your end but I'm seeing miserable leg what is going on we're gonna power through it and just hope that um oh you know what it is I've had this shit happen before I think it's IMDB I'm not gonna lie to you I think this is an IMDB issue I'm gonna close IMDB and look at that there's no there's no leg at all there's zero leg I'm moving around I'm doing all sorts of stuff IMDB is a train wreck for streaming oh this ruins everything now I'm gonna have to find Chris Pratt all movies list I'm now I'm on the fly live trying to sort this shit out we lose we lose our precious tv shows but I do have a list here this is me I don't like this at all but you know what this is what we have to do for the stream the stream is not fine this leg in the picture in picture yeah it's not because no no it's not because of the picture in picture it's because of IMDB I'm gonna bring up IMDB in Firefox we're gonna try a different we're gonna try a different web engine IMDB Chris Pratt Christopher Patrick is what I like to call him once in a while going to all filmography um this who's this what is this bozo list someone put together no I don't want to I want the actual filmography I don't want whatever Jason Fredrickson put together over on his stupid IMDB page all right I'm bringing it up when I have a master list I'm going to share it this is unreal you guys this is unreal I don't want that one wait can I not share can I not share from fire oh here we go okay share from Firefox we'll see if this works this is gonna sound great on the podcast version I'm not gonna edit it it is what it is if you're listening it is what it is we're back I'm gonna keep an eye on the leg and I'm gonna throw a fit again if it happens again but for right now I think we're okay uh wanted I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted wanted did or alive I love wanted I love this movie I haven't seen it in a hot minute but I want to watch it again with my son Connor I think he'll think it's cool it's got Angelina Jolie looking smoking hot Morgan Freeman James McAvoy Comet commons in this sure why not throw Comet in and Chris Pratt Chris Pratt I remember as a tiny teensy little role in this film he plays the douchey co-worker and at one point my favorite scene in the movie when James McAvoy grows a pair and becomes the cool wanted bullet curving dude he grabs his keyboard and smashes Chris Pratt in the face and it spells out fuck you but the second you since there's only one on the keyboard believe it or not is Chris Pratt's tooth makes a you that's stylish that's that's fantastic I love it you gotta love it let's move on hmm well we have our high highs and our low lows because we're at bride wars believe it or not I did not see bride wars it is only an hour 29 it's where I like to live Kate Hudson and Hathaway vehicle I'm guessing Chris Pratt has another very small role in this just trying to make ends meet as a struggling actor in Hollywood he'll get his break big break soon I did not see bride wars if you saw it and you really feel compelled to super chat out your thoughts one of these movies deep in the valley is that Denise Richards this is when there's a lot of scantily clad women on this poster for deep in the valley no to self search deep in the valley when done with the stream Chris Pratt's in this Scott hi is this Scott con is that how you say it yeah because he's related to oh god well that's not Michael con whatever the guy the guy that's always a bad guy in movies he's an eraser he's one of the villains what is it I gotta look it up now Scott con son of James not Michael James that was way off I don't know what this movie is but now I'm kind of intrigued a mysterious video booth transports two friends to an alternate an alternate reality straight out of a pornographic film that's why they were scantily clad looking Denise Richards in 2009 yeah yes please I think so would this be pre wild things still okay we're back to some class again this is Jennifer's body oh god I got freaking pop-ups everywhere on this I don't have ad blocker on fire fox it's a disaster we have Jennifer's body written by Diablo Cody Megan Fox film this is a really good movie I shouldn't say really good I enjoy this movie though quite a bit is that the same thing is saying really good it was many years since I didn't watch it because I thought it was just going to be a schlocky cheesy horror film it's actually a dark comedy got some really good humor some great one-liners Megan Fox is a complete boss bitch in it this is the only type of role I think she's good in and she she's very good in this Amanda Seyfried's great Chris Pratt oh Chris Pratt dies right away in the fire I assume he dies I can't remember if we see him again he shows up in the dive bar early on and that's the really the only part he has in the film he might be in it again it's I don't know I don't remember he was not that memorable he was in a show a short called the multi hyphenate weird Ben 10 ultimate alien cosmic destruction of course we all know that video game is a voice of Cooper take me home tonight that's a that's a movie take me home tonight Anna Ferris Tofer Grace I remember this movie Kristen Stewart look at this cast wow four years after graduation an awkward high school genius uses his sister's boyfriend's labor day party as the perfect opportunity to make his move on his high school crash could have taken a breath but I didn't Tofer Grace Anna Ferris Teresa Palmer Chris Pratt wait isn't Kristen Stewart in this did I just did this woman just look like Kristen is that not Kristen Stewart right there oh not even close wow really not even remotely close okay well well my mistake give me out of here get out of here okay next on the list take me home tonight Ben 10 ultimate alien tv series he was in two episodes probably reprise he is he reprising his role as Cooper yep reprising his role as Cooper okay we have some actual serious movies coming up money ball Brad Pitt vehicle Kristen Stewart of course in this film joking yeah Robin Wright we got Phillips Seymour Hoffman RIP Horwin out Jonah Hill I honestly don't remember Chris Pratt in this movie Chris Pratt where was Chris Pratt in this movie I don't even see him in IMDB oh he is on IMDB I'm gonna be honest I don't remember money ball that well I remember liking it it's kind of like uh was it war dogs which I think was also Jonah Hill and Miles Teller maybe that's not the name I think it was called war dogs I remember watching that movie and liking it and immediately forgetting every single thing about the film there's movies like that and money ball is one of those we have some super chats let's see what they have to say a beautiful super chat from Christian Thacker for $1.99 not a film but loved Pratt in Parks and Rec absolutely Christian Pratt is freaking great he's the heart of that show outside of of course Leslie Nelt but he is he's very good enough that song is so good was it like 10 000 candles in the wind and Joseph Blascoe out of a cannon with another Adam Does Movies membership Joseph is trying to get the Adam Does Movies membership crew really stacked and packed and I appreciated Joseph thank you so much what a day what a night master sergeants in the mix just made a twitch account baby I'm a youth again now what was that about Bezos bucks yes master sergeant thank you for signing up on twitch if you have an amazon prime account you tie that into your twitch account I think I'm not honestly really sure how it works I think you just sign in with your prime account and then it's like hey do you want to subscribe to Adam Does Movies it doesn't cost you anything and you say yes I do and then you just walk away if you want you don't even have to watch me you just walk away and I get that 4.99 minus whatever twitch takes so I get that 1.99 I don't know what it is I really don't know what it is I'm just getting back on twitch I'm having fun we're gonna have fun after this but we're having fun doing this too but um yeah it's just different fun what do we have we had 10 years did I do that one the fuck is 10 years I never even heard of this movie the night of their high school reunion a group of friends realized they still haven't quite grown up in some ways what is this Channing Tatum Chey Tate Rosario Dawson Justin Long Justin Long is just randomly in everything you always find Justin he's like the white Samuel L Jackson just look around a corner and oh there's Justin Oscar Isaac look how young he is oh wait well this would be a whatever photo he was an IMDB he looks young there okay I don't know what uh I don't know what 10 years is I know 10 years a slave that one's probably not as chipper as 10 years what's your number this is in 2011 is that Anna Ferris again is this how they met wait Chris Pratt's been in several movies with Anna Ferris now a woman looks back at the past 19 oh right this was a single sentence a woman looks back at the past 19 men she's had relationships within her life and wonders if one of them might be her one true love maybe it's well spoiler wasn't in real life because they got they got separated master sergeants super chat still up we're gonna go ahead and hide that uh yeah Anna Ferris Chris Evans is in this I've never heard of this movie and we have a couple decent people in here who else I don't recognize any of these other people Pratt's Donald Joel McHale from Community and the soup Zachary Quinto I know him there's some there's some actors in here okay never heard of what's your number Adam does movies doesn't know half the movies that actors are in parks and recreation road trip what is what what the fuck is parks and recreation road trip is this a side thing from parks and rec and these parks and recreation webisodes and in April and bark on a hilarious road trip together ladies and gentlemen look fuck yeah I'm gonna watch these later I have notes I'm not seeing those but more Andy and more April hell yeah man what a night connect Star Wars dual TV movie okay that doesn't count the five-year engagement in 2012 what is this all about oh yes I remember this one one year after meeting Tom proposes to his girlfriend Violet but unexpected events keep tripping them up as they look to walk down the aisle together Jason Siegel Emily Blunt Allison Brie just a good-looking crew of people David Pamer not quite but you know he's he's doing that he's doing this thing don't recognize anybody oh Dakota Johnson lying in the weeds over here snaking the grass I don't remember this movie very well I think it's incredibly mediocre I'm gonna just go ahead and assume that because I don't remember it college humor origin or originals he's in one episode of whatever that web webisode thing was I freaking loved college humor back in the days when I was a wee young man in college and in post college probably I don't even know yeah it would have been going when I was in college I think Jake and Amir was my favorite show by far still probably one of my favorite shows ever on YouTube hilarious comedic duo and I liked hardly hardly working that series was fantastic college humor is now called drop out it's gone through a lot of shake ups don't really follow them anymore it's not it's a shell of its former self parks and recreation damn it Jerry this I assume is another web series oh it's a video mashup no no no okay let's get back into it we have zero dark 30 I saw this film I enjoyed this movie quite a bit it shows you the pros and cons of torture not a fan of torture myself I can be honest with you in fact uh not a fan at all a chronicle of the decades long hunt for al-qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden remember that slippery minks after the september 2001 attacks never forget and his death at the hands of the navy seals team six in may of 2011 yeah this is a this is a jessica chastain vehicle Joel Egerton's in it chris pratt though is not a very big role he's one of the navy seals and I remember him trimming up quite a bit and getting pretty strong pretty big pretty buff this is he was still doing parks and rec during this shooting Kyle Chandler America's hero Kyle Chandler Jason Clark what okay kins Jason Clark um I don't know the actress's name but she's from divergent and some other shit but Jason Clark in this actress whose name I can't remember are they're the same to me because I don't understand why they exist as actors I don't know anything I've seen them in where I'm like wow this these people are great divergent actress what is her name she's the main one Shailene Woodley Shailene Woodley and Jason Clark I don't get it I just don't get it Jason uh Jason Clark I think was randomly in Oppenheimer just out of nowhere he's in the corner of the meeting room he's the lawyer or something Jeremy Strong also in this sorry let's move on what was this movie yeah zero dark 30 this was uh this was an intense film shaky cam kind of a little bit it's just it's an intense movie it was a very entertaining one-time watch oh gross movie 43 this is one of the most unfunny movies I've ever seen in my life from the Farley Brothers I think I thought this was Farley Brothers but no what oh they're crediting like a billion people for directors because different people worked on it but it has I almost I'm almost positive this was a Farley Brothers thing directed by Elizabeth Banks Stephen Brill Steve Carr okay there he is Peter Farley yep just one Farley I'm almost I'm almost certain that was a Farley Brothers idea so essentially movie 43 was 43 different mini movies all jam packed into one unfunny final production you get to see things like Kristen Bell dressed as Supergirl which okay I'm making that sound bad that's actually that was actually nice you're seeing Hugh Jackman with balls in his chin and Halle Berry has some cringy thing too in it whole movie is just chock full of cringe uh Mr. Payback short her 2013 sir I saw this movie as well I don't even remember Chris Pratt being in it this is pretty much a Scarlett Johansson slash Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin Phoenix vehicle Amy Adams in the mix Rooney Mara uh yeah I don't again her was I actually liked her quite a bit Scarlett Johansson is just the voice of what is essentially Siri and in the future this guy that Joaquin plays I don't remember his name he he has no real good relationship with the outside world people so he springs this relationship with Scarlett Johansson's voice and even then I'm like yeah I get it I really do get it remember when Scarlett Johansson did the voice of the snake in Jungle Book and she just did her own voice she did you know the boy snake in Jungle Book forgetting his name she just is like straight up I'm a snake and still sounds hot so funny all right delivery man 2013 oh yeah I remember this Vince Vaughn yeah an affable underachiever finds out he's fathered 533 children through anonymous donations to a fertility fertility clinic 20 years ago now he must decide whether or not to come forward when 142 of them file a lawsuit to reveal his identity that chestnut didn't see this movie I do know of its existence Kobe smoke Kobe smolders is in this from how I met your mother wow all right yeah I don't remember this going to theaters I feel like this is one that went straight to DVD there's a couple Vince Vaughn movies that just shot right to DVD another one was that horror comedy did a couple years ago it was like a freaky Friday film 2013 Tim's Valley TV series never heard of it the Lego movie here's where his well apparently we we saw that he was already doing the voice acting stuff prior Richard prior in Ben 10 in both the hit video game and the TV series and so he's really taken those voice lessons to the extreme with the Lego movie an ordinary Lego construction worker thought to be the prophesied as special is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil tyrant from gluing the Lego universe into eternal stasis it's a really epic description but this movie is epic I really like Lego movie had a great time I like family flicks look at this cast will our net will ferrell alson brie elizabeth banks and I know there's a whole bunch more cameos in here too charlie day will forte morgan freeman dave franco jona hill keegan michael key and jake johnson from a new girl you have always sunny and new girl and key and peel all in one film and parks and rec that's that's good stuff like a movie's great and chris pratt is great in that is emet he's really funny and then he's even better in guardians of the galaxy these come out the same year he's both 2014 wow and he was doing parks and rec at the same time and he did Jurassic world no wonder he looks like hell in the final season of parks and rec when he shows up there's a point where andy Dwyer is gone for a while and he comes back and he lost 50 pounds 100 pounds and he's jacked and the people are like what'd you do and I think he says some throwaway comment that he stopped drinking and that's it they don't ever address it again but he the bags under his eyes you see the bags under my eyes times that by three sink in the face even more I mean he looked rough because he was doing the mcu diet from the top of the ropes joseph blasco gifts one adam does movies membership joseph is the gift that keeps on giving in this stream he did this in a couple streams back too what a what a champ thank you joseph I appreciate that and you guys hang on to those subscriptions you hang on to those memberships if you get one they're worth their weight in gold with the youtube join membership or a patreon membership you get access carte blanche access to 300 exclusive videos 300 plus actually there's more than 300 uh that I've accumulated over the years these are not just movie videos these are like video game skits they're rants about things like buffalo wing counts that buffalo wild wings not getting a straw in the bag at a drive through really hard hitting issues people should know about those are all right at your fingertips for a low easy payment of freaking one dollar I think there's a one dollar tier on patreon and youtube maybe I'm pretty sure there is and I kick myself every time for making that an option uh what do we got next let me make sure that I'm on the right spot we have parks and recreation in europe meh no thanks parks and recreation the series of course 116 episodes he's in Jurassic world here we go here we go you know well let's read the synopsis first a new theme park built on the original site of Jurassic park creates a genetically modified hybrid dinosaur the endominus rex which escapes containment and goes on a killing spree I like burped halfway through the killing spree calling trevor oh how are we fucking say that name this guy this guy goes from making a solid competent requel soft reboot Jurassic world which I enjoy enough it's it's serviceable to making two of the worst sequels I've ever seen in my life Jurassic world dominion Jurassic world dog shit and Jurassic world fallen kingdom Jurassic world fallen franchise I ranted pretty spectacularly about those movies yeah we got brice delce Howard in this judy greer who cares this movie's fine jake johnson and this one too new girl jake johnson's and that one too so christ has worked with several actors several times across seven several different movies he was in the lego Jurassic world video game as the voice Saturday night live cut for time okay weird lego dimensions we owned that lego dimensions was a why why why would I go on and describe what lego dimensions is there's so many people like clamoring for me to oh oh yes adam tell us about lego dimensions like let me tell you about lego dimensions it was a video game and a lego set all in one no all in fun you bought the kit for too much money and with it you got a video game you got a build which was a portal and you got a minifig or several minifigs and with these minifigs you you put them on the portal and then you play through the video game and it was kind of this interactive piece that was cleverly done so you would play as hit movie properties such as back to the future gremlins i think ghostbusters might have been it scooby-doo wizard of oz the simpsons and it kept expanding and as they expanded you got things you could buy for it i mean it was a very heavy invest investment um you would go get the simpsons pack that would come with like the house or something or a little minifig and then you would play the level so you're you're you're in the physical world doing stuff you're in the video game world doing stuff and every time they added something they would add a new section to the game it was uh what is it toys as a service or whatever they called those things and it uh you know it eventually went away it eventually went away joseph blascoe my god joseph what is happening tonight i love this thank you joseph $15.46 these prices are hilarious thank you joseph never got into pratt's drastic work i think he meant drastic or maybe he didn't mean work his arc to action hero was so surprising now he's king of voices never stopped coming he really has transformed into several different roles in the in the creative space from lovable oaf to fun supporting side character to voice over actor in obscure video games and well ben 10 was popular but he did some other voice acting work to action hero and now we're transitioning again back to some of the voice stuff he's really he's all over the place and yet his character owen in drastic world is terrible he has no character at all no real arc no real i mean he's just nothing he's just steely eyed he's just just steely eyed the whole time he does the hand things that's his thing just oh dinosaur snap it snap it snap it you see a dinosaur you throw out the hand you talk to the hand oh what do you got what do you got from me t rex here's what i got for you boom hand it's good with the hands good hand job okay bubba 199 super chat bubba one of the moderators and a close personal friend and brother from another mother true story water wars is available for members it's awesome bubba shouting out water wars my obscure four part movie series and that is true bubba it is available but to be fair you got to be a ten dollar or over member to see the water wars franchise which may be making a return soon let's get back to it we're we're cruising for a bruising we are in 2015 with gem and the holograms gross remember this you remember this people you heard about this you remember this as a small town girl catapults from underground video sensation to global superstar she and her three sisters begin a journey of discovering that some towns are too special to keep hidden as i'm reading i'm thinking in the back of my mind fuck i'm playing i have video going on imdb i have to make sure that i'm like tucking it away because i will get hit with copyright flags so fast it'll make your head spin this movie blows i remember this is based on the animated show from the 80s early 90s just terrible i didn't know chris pratt was in it completely forgot about everything this movie is where is he even listed in here whatever who cares jim and the holograms is stupid uh oh here we go this was brought up earlier the magnificent seven was this a netflix movie or did this actually go to theaters and i just oh that was adam sandler one i think seven gunmen from a variety of backgrounds are brought together by a vengeful young widow to protect her town from the private army of a destructive industrialist i've not seen this film i think i might have been getting a little pratted out to be honest with you denzel washington's in this and ethan hawk though i love i love denzel and vincent da uh for you how do you say his name do you vincent da anafrio i can never say his name this guy's i've seen this guy's half face show up on imdb under like 18 chris pratt movies vincent just constantly in chris pratt films is he a buddy of his or what does he owe him money and he's always got the wait is vincent oh how do you fucking see that name it pisses me off bonafrio vincent da nafrio isn't he in desperate housewives and so sad that that's what i think about i think that's the dude from he's in full metal jacket and i go to desperate housewives i gotta know though if he's in i gotta know i think he's in that show god desperate housewives as old as dirt let me let me do a search desperate it's not coming up all right i'm gonna move on let me google in a separate window vincent da donatello afrio desperate housewives it must not be him it must not be him damn it okay well we're moving on after that clusterfuck i apologize i thought i was on to something and i guess i'm not did i get all these super yeah i got these super chats let's move back to where i was and back with our life magnificent sevens apparently good and i have not seen it we have to be getting close to the crescendo of chris pratt's career passengers no no cap i almost watched this last week i have not seen passengers i heard it was hot trash and it came out at a time when i was doing other things on my movie channel and was not seeing movies at the degree i am today and this one just kind of slipped by me a malfunction in a sleeping pod on a spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet wakes one passenger 90 years earlier i've heard it's not good and so i just never watched it what what's with these actor profile photos can we not get a photo where our face isn't cut off it's disgusting michael sheen do better laurence fish is in this i love laurence fish burn if fish is in this i might have to watch he was in mom the tv series i think that was an anaphyrus vehicle yep yep he cameos in his uh x wife's show all right here we go 2017 guardians of the galaxy volume two love this film love chris pratt in this film it's always sildana debutista vindiesel michael rocher caron gillen palm however you say that last name and kerr rustle of course i forgot silvester stolone is in some of these later ones shan gun of course brother of james gunn the director disneyland resort guardians of the galaxy mission breakout he's gonna reprise his role for the ride at disney that's fair guardians of the galaxy inferno music video that's at the end i think of guardians of the galaxy volume two drastic world fallen kingdom the trailer rescue gross avengers infinity war we know avengers infinity war we love avengers infinity war it's still my favorite mcu movie i say still like that's ever gonna change it's comically stupid i was gonna do a rant video let me know if you want me to do one i might i was gonna do a rant video on just like the sad men the sad movie critics some of which i actually i won't say respect it i don't really respect anyone but there was a couple of them where i thought they were kind of level headed and they came out just bitching up a storm about the marvels on the artist formerly known as twitter which is now x i didn't listen to any of their movie reviews i don't need to because they were being like man babies on x i just i couldn't believe what i've seen the and some of the comments on my marvels video are hilarious too if you don't recall i said i saw the marvels i expected it to be a hot flaming pile of crap the trailers did nothing for me i went in it was an hour and 40 minutes or something i had a good time i left and i would watch that again with my family is it a great movie no but it's uh it's a filler upper it's uh hey i'm hungry let's grab wendy's sort of a situation it's a hey you want some mcdonald's breakfast yeah i like mcdonald's breakfast well enough i don't really care much about the making of it i don't care how much it costs for them to make an egg mc muffin i'm just gonna pay what i need to pay which is the same as every other movie i'm gonna go in hopefully what i got from the marketing is accurate and it's gonna be a silly little family action movie it was i didn't lose any sleep over that i gave my review very honest and holy shit people act like this movie ruined marvel like it wasn't already over seven or eight movies back in tv shows it hasn't been good for a while and i don't think anybody like some of the comments on this were so fucking stupid people are saying this was gonna be the movie that was gonna tie in the big bad or do this or that or really was there any dude was there any 30 or 40 year old guy watching that trailer and going yep this is the next civil war this is the next winter soldier this is gonna bring it all together and be super good no the trailers were cringe as shit they were dumb it looked like a teeny family dumb ass little movie and that's what it was so it marketed itself perfectly except for yes the last second trailer where they try to tie in iron man and crap but no one's falling for that come on give me a break the fact that they're just so outraged about this film is just comical and they're like you like that movie well yeah i also like the mario brothers movie that's animated by illumination are we gonna consider that high brow art now no it's a pretty paper thin dumb plot where you get a lot of fan service and a lot of fun moments i also like the despicable me movies and i mean i like a lot of family crap who cares so dumb like the whole point of a critic is to is to look at the movie objectively and subjectively i believe because most of it is subjective and say to the audience out there listen this is what you're in store for man i should really be saving this for a rant i could do a whole video on this but again it's like you're are you getting what you're paying for at the end of the day if not don't fucking see it and that's what i said my review i said listen if you don't like the first captain marvel which i didn't think was good i think it was horrible it's just like so lame and you're kind of over with marvel why would you go see this anyways if you have kids or you like kind of the schlockier stuff you like spy kids and some of those silly movies like i do this is a movie for you it's not hard but yeah we have to have all these guys online now dissecting the movie and ripping it to pieces and saying it costs them 300 million and this was what they made who cares what it costs them to make it's so pointless are you a shareholder yeah it's gonna lose a lot of money that's not on us that's on disney and their stupid decisions fuck let's keep going wait we got super chat joseph laska for seven dollars i approve of a rant against youtube critics brie took their souls yeah i'm not even talking joseph i'm not even talking about those guys i gave up and the thing is and this is the sad part they have a way more subs than i do and they do have a good chunk of people that watch this and watch those fucking stupid loser channels and some people will get offended by me even saying that that they'll unsub here and that does bum me out because i am trying to grow my channel and i don't really want to insult a bunch of people to make that point but i do think that those guys are absolutely pathetic and embarrassing 40 year old dudes making hundreds of videos on cathleen kennedy and brie larson ruining this and sucking and saying this and like they take things out of context and they're basically hell bent on two or three things this poor girl this poor woman said almost a decade ago now i mean how long has it been it's like fucking it's pathetic guys it's absolutely pathetic all right i'm done i'm done meanwhile i'm out here trying to actually make content about movies and not get hung up on this stupid crap perme five dollar beautiful super chat supporter here as a father of young girls i was hard crying watching the terminal list but still watched and enjoyed it you the man adam thank you perme i appreciate that i appreciate let's get back to business whatever i was doing what would we be doing anymore after me just ranting and raving like lunatic did we talk about drastic shit fallen garbage i don't think so i hate this movie i really do i i already ranted about it at nauseam i'm not going to go into it anymore i just can't i can't bring myself to muster up the level of disappointment i had the first half i think is actually very fun not the first half the first third is really fun when they're escaping the island and basically redoing drastic um lost world when they were doing lost world for the first third of this movie that was cool i liked them trying to get the dinosaurs off the island it was so over the top and silly and implausible um but it was having fun and then they get to the mansion and they're using laser pointers to make a raptor jump around and kill people it was too much it lost me it lost me it's also a thousand it's also way too long too out wait it's only two hours and eight minutes why does it feel like this is a three-hour movie huh everything every movie is so long now it's just ridiculous okay he then did of where we at where we got a little ahead of it emits holiday party a lego movie short don't care the lego movie too i do not like this movie at all they kind of do a quasi musical with it the they're going more the disney style approach but it just did not work well the villain is annoying and not funny i think it's tiffany it's a tiffany haddish hadish yeah tiffany hadish hadish whatever will our nets back is batman elizabeth banks is back you know you have all the nick offer man oh cool it got almost a little too meta chris pratt's plane owin in this as well from drastic world the humor didn't land the same as it did in the first one it's a little longer than it should be i don't know it just it really all around was a disappointment i took my kids we were very excited for it and we all left just super bummed out we couldn't wait for it to end it felt like different writers were involved okay what do we got the kid 2019 not to be confused with the kid with bruce willis which was a disney film back in the 90s i like that movie the kid solid it's a good family flick i don't know what this is the story of a young boy who witnesses billy the kids encounter with sheriff pat garrett this based on the poster alone i'm gonna go ahead and guess this is a straight to something straight to streaming straight to dvd i don't know any of these actors oh dain dain dihan i know him ethan hawk okay well i guess down the list a little bit i didn't i didn't recognize lalia george who is lalia george she looks nice australian actress i don't know who she is i don't know jake sure well you ben and boy not much all right never heard of this let's move up avengers end game we like it we love it we it's serviceable some of us are a little mixed but avengers end game absolutely an amazing experience at the theater once in a lifetime Jurassic world the ride he uh video okay do a little video for a ride again here we go onward man pixar honestly does not miss that much for me i like a lot more pixar movies than i think most do um i liked turning red a lot of people didn't like that one i really liked luca i don't think many people even saw that one really only two big misses for me brave is okay it's fine the good dinosaur i don't like it all and onward here this was just kind of meh kind of generic and not didn't feel like a pixar movie it felt like something they took from dreamworks and repurposed and maybe spruced up the graphics the synopsis is as such in a magical world full of technological advances elvin brothers ian and barley lightfoot set out an adventure to rescue their late father for a day that's i mean that's pretty much what it is it's part for the course after that yeah i just uh didn't really do much for me you know what we got a lot of stinkers in a row from chris pratt in my opinion in my humblest of opinions 2021 the tomorrow war a family man is drafted to fight in a future war where the fate of humanity relies on his ability to confront the past there's a decent fun movie in here somewhere but it's muddled by the over long runtime some very silly shenanigans i'm talking just insane crap going on really dumb choices in the story i ranted about this movie when i came out i did not like this movie chris pratt has no character at all again he's even more boring here than he is as oan and drastic world and uh yeah i just i don't really have anything positive to say outside of there's a decent little cool final act twist if i remember right and there's some all right action throughout but this just this is one of those amazon exclusives it has that very digital polished look so from a filming standpoint it just doesn't really work either i don't like that crap and then we have drastic world shit inion crap inion dumb inion let's call it drastic world dumb inion this movie blows i'm not gonna say anything else about it i hate that movie locus it's got locus giant locus guardians of the galaxy cosmic rewind is a ride we got thor loving thunder thor dumb and dumber this movie is not good you know this is one kind of like the marvels i suppose no no no i was harsh on this movie but i remember seeing it and and giving a review and i think i said i'm not mad i'm disappointed that's being generous i am mad this movie i tried watching again with my family because i actually saw it by myself the first time or i saw it with some friends and i thought man this is really not great and it's leaning hard into comedy and i'm really not feeling any of this movie i don't think it's awful but man it's awfully mediocre and disappointing because i love thor regnerach and trying to watch it again at home with my family it is straight up awful this movie is not good at all so second watch really really showed the cracks in the foundation and it sucks because i think there is a really good movie in here mainly to do with jane foster who you know going in a lot of the incels and people were saying she's taking over the franchise thor is getting kicked out it turns out that's not the case and it would have worked better had she been more prominent and they really fleshed out that whole sickness she had because they tie in this really serious thing in a really dumb package and that brings me back to the marvels and why it kind of worked better for me because the balance of comedy and drama and action was just so much better so much more consistent and it also didn't have this heavy you've got actually you know i take that back it did have a heavy cancer thing in it from a different character in the past and that did really work because they did they put that into the character moving on moving past it the terminal list i did not watch this show we just got a super chat about a while back saying it was really good really sad and you know what i did hear good things about the terminal list but again because youtube kind of blows in a way and they really all these apps do they want you to really focus on one specific pile of content so i do movies that i'm a movie channel so watching shows now is really hard because i got so much movie stuff to do when i'm not with my family and i'm not working full time there's gotta be sacrifices and in my instance these are i mean sacrifices right near quotes i'm talking about not watching tv shows like that's some sort of a slit your wrist type of thing but i it's just hard to dedicate a lot of time to tv um yeah so i haven't seen the terminal list and i probably never will sadly because well maybe when i retire when i'm 75 years old i can watch the terminal list when i'm terminally dying the guardians of the galaxy holiday special which was a disney plus exclusive one of the few disney plus exclusives that i enjoyed because again james guns at the helm i really like him as a director good little flick good little christmas holiday silly thing where they kidnapped kevin bacon and hijinks and sue and then we have super mario brothers the movie the super mario brothers movie chris pratt a lot of people were not happy about him being the voice i was one of them i thought you know what there's about billion people i could do this better i still stand by that but it turns out he wasn't that insulting he was fine he was perfectly average which is still not great i think you could have found much better jack black is bowser knocks it out of the park he's fantastic charlie dais luigi it fits it makes sense ania taylor joy's princess ph sure i guess it's fine ania taylor joy's a strong female lead in most of her shows queen's gambit that is one show i did watch years back it was a mini anything's more of a mini series freaking awesome all the other actors are great oh yeah charles martin net how you say that charles martin net he was the original mario he got a cameo in there a couple times charlie date yeah charlie date keegan michael key there's a lot of like a lot of cross pollination between films with chris pratt and some of these actors and then we have guardians of the galaxy volume three i really like this one i love the guardians of the galaxy movies i think they're all fantastic number three is no exception it was a great ending to these characters assuming we're not going to see them again all together and then upcoming what do we have upcoming we have cowboy ninja viking i have no idea what that is the electric state not sure what that is the terminal list i guess there's still more wait what 2022 so there's more episodes coming out of that i guess okay and then garfield that's the big new one ladies and gentlemen if you haven't heard our emet our mario is now a garfield he's now a lasagna levin cat who hates mondays saw the trailer chris pratt's really just doing himself again he's playing his own voice and it's really weird because garfield's kind of this point he's not kind of he is he's a very dry macabre disappointed individual who really only likes lasagna and hates everything else and pratt's like oh yay lasagna i'm garfield the cat whooping to do not not feeling it so far my daughter actually said because i told her i go guess who's voicing garfield and olivia goes chris pratt yeah yeah i'm just like okay i go what do you think she goes really why didn't they get the why didn't they get the other guy from parks and rec to do i'm like who and she goes you know the the boss uh and i was thinking for a second ron swanson and she goes yeah i go oh my god ron swanson would have been perfect as garfield that would have been gold why didn't they get him but no we got chris pratt but ron swanson would have been awesome oh well there you have it there is the i mean i said it was the best and worst that's kind of a misleading title of the youtube video wasn't really a best and worst i gave my opinions though whatever we got to have titles that are at least a little bit seductive for people to click on them right those are my thoughts if you have any final super chats put them in now or forever hold your peace but we had a great turnout i really i'm really appreciative of all this it was awesome my my sick wife will wake up tomorrow and i'll go sweetie we did it we got those super chats you needed to get better should be like get the fuck out adam be like okay okay bye um okay so as i stated it's 1035 we are running a little way but not too bad would we go for an hour five no we're basically right on time i expected this to be an hour i'm going to sign off and in about 10 minutes we'll say 1045 1050 i'm gonna pee quick i'm gonna set up my other 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