 I've been practising for this night my whole life, at least since I turned 16, which is when I learned how to deal with my problems and drink. I'm thinking about working with Comedy Mum. Mother, in response, says, What makes you think people will pay to see you on stage? Your life is a joke! This is too bad English, I'm just gonna skip, go back to another one. This is too hard for me. Banana voodoo. Okay, this seems like a great, great comedy routine right here. I woke up in a particularly fascist mood, I think it's because I've been eating communist sovlaki into the wee hours of the morning. I came downstairs and I decided to have a banana for breakfast, just a banana, keeping it simple. I don't know these people, I'm gonna skip to another one. Just skipping all these comedy routines. The greatest comedy routine I've ever had. I'm not funny, there you go, that's a good one. This is gonna be legitimately the greatest comedy routine ever, because this is the epitome of our video right now. I'm gonna try and make you laugh. But I'm not funny. Oh okay, how about some jokes I learned in the second grade? What's brown and sticky? A stick. Wow, I'm hilarious. My car had a flat tyre so I went tyre shopping. It was very tiring. You're not reacting to my joke. Tiring, Brent, it's comedy! Tiring what? It's so funny. Classic comedy, both. Classic comedy. So funny, so funny. A comedic hero. What did the left eye say to the right eye? What? Something smells between us! I'm hilarious. I recruit everything I just did then. That was the worst possible. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Oh my giddy aunt. Sorry I didn't mean to bring aunt giddy into this one. That's a giddy! That's a giddy! That's straight off the bat. That's just thin comedy right there. That's just me being funny. I don't even need to look up that one. That is just pure comedy. Pure comedy. That's pure comedy. Right there. So can you record a video of you saying Yeet for five minutes? I mean I can do it now. Not right now? Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Editing Brent, please cut all of this out. They don't call me creative. Because of my looks, I don't look that creative. Do they call you creative at all? I hope so because I'm doing a fine arts degree But that doesn't mean you're creative Literally anybody could do a fine arts degree How do you feel about that one? They can't do what I can do bread Finns very self-conscious So again if you want to go and put finna's a noob go and I'm seeing finna's a noob And Twitter so I was in a game of CS the other day. Oh, yeah, how did that go? We won But we were like because CS goes to a game of um tools the first best first team to reach 16 wins Yeah, so it's 15 to to us and I was like guys, I don't feel like playing properly and my team's like You know what neither and I like okay, that's fun Do you want to do 360 no scopes and like of course I do I want to hit all the 360 Why would I not they call me they don't call me phase rain for nothing So it's sitting there doing 360s. They got eight rounds on us Because we're doing 360s. So it's 15 10 and Then I'm well at the time was on 15 10 it was 15 7 And I was like guys, you know, I'm not hitting Because my name and and and and CS is Zay, which is my gamer my cheer my in game name my IGN And I'm like, you know, I'm not hitting 360s and like why I'm like, I don't have phase in my name And they're like, of course So we all go into our game now And all change them to phase. Wow. And there was there was a guy in my team whose name was rather I don't want to say it but it was It was rather racist. Okay. Well, it started started with an end and ended with a Bad word. Yeah, you ended with an A. Yeah and I was like Okay, this is going to be the weirdest phase player I've ever heard and then he changes his names All right boys Phase is in the game and he's going to destroy some kids And like please don't destroy some kids. It's meant to be a phase player. They need to be wholesome and it's like Being wholesome Let's destroy some Those videos wowed me up. I hit three six threes three 360s in that round, but we still lost it Thank you for watching me deliver like and subscribe and if you've already subscribed press the little bell So, you know exactly when I post another video or go live Um, and remember craft Inside the box