 Hello and welcome back to The Craft Box. My name is Brent. Today we are on episode 59 of the Road to 100 series. I'm joined with Finn. How are you? I just realised how many fucking episodes we've recorded of this fucking series. Yeah, a whole 59 of them. I'm nearly 60. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. It's been going on for over a year, you know. Anyway, if you haven't checked out last episode, go do that and we're going to be starting by talking to Lozlo. You. You want a portal stone. Really. Yes, I am the stone keeper. You know what that means? It means I'm responsible for keeping the portal stones out of the hands of our enemies. You might have recommended me from all of our dignitaries, but mere words are not enough to convince me. I'll need more to go on before I give you a portal stone. We have a long and distinguished history here in Dragon Spire and can't let any riffraff get access to our academy. You must demonstrate your worthiness. Go speak with Xanath Fireflower elsewhere in the plaza of conquests. If she gives your recommendation, we'll speak more. Okay, I'm not. Speak. Stand up straight, soldier. You need a recommendation. I reserve the right to hand that out, soldier, until I see what you're capable of. Now, snap to it. Attention! Now, listen up and listen well, soldier. I led our forces from my tower, but now foul beasts have overtaken our base. They're led by Sisyphan, as foul and powerful a creature as you've ever faced. Do you hear me? I will not rest until the army's threat has passed in this and every world. Now, go and secure that perimeter and you will have your re- Do you understand me, soldier? She's a bit intense, eh? You comfort me. Sweet. She's a bit intense, though, like, whew. Rather intense. Yeah. Okay, let's go on. I'm gonna level off to this quest. Same. This quest. Two, one. Yeah, I will. Um, wait, will I? No. I will. Probably. No, I don't think I will quite. I think I'll be slightly off. Just by slightly. What's this? Did someone order room service? This one looks tasty. Whew, that was close. I nearly missed that one. Cheeky. Okay, let's go. Fam, three thousand. Pfft. More like, no thousand. Am I right? Good call. That was pretty dank call, fam. Let's make sure that spectrum lasts and go for that elemental blade. You can take out that flame guy. Because guess what? It's another elemental. These guys are so overused, you know? Saw them in Crocatopia, saw them in Mushu, saw them here. Not in Malibu? No. I don't know, Malibu is just a good world. Definitely. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. So great. Youtube rewind. Oh my god, yeah, that came out today. Dude, what did you find? It was okay. It's not my fav. It wasn't Youtube rewind, I still agree. It lacked, like, I don't know, just like the narrative. Like, I know it's not meant to be like a narrative, but like it lacked kind of like, like flavour in the middle. Like it was all flavour and just nothing like, like bam look at this, bam look at this, bam look at this. It was more like that instead of like, well let's just go from this point and like travel to the next point and then be like, oh yeah, but this also links to this point, you know? You feel me? No transitional narrative. Yeah, exactly. Intense film words. Exactly. I get where you're coming from. I think it had probably one of the best moments of all time. Out of all the YouTube red lines on it. And that was the red link dab. Yeah, that was pretty lit. And as a personal fan of Good Mythical Morning, the channel, that was probably one of the best moments of all time. Yeah, thoroughly. Yeah, that was pretty good. You know what I was disappointed by though? What? No craft bots. No craft bots. I know. Like where were we? I should have been there. You should have been there. We all should have been there. Yeah. But nope. Game section. Yeah. No Keemstar. No killer Keemstar. Yeah. That was upsetting. We couldn't get right into the news. Right into the news. We couldn't get right into the rewind. Because that was a big year this year. It was for him. And leafy. And all those fucking cancers. Cancer, cancer, cancer. Literal cancers. I know you've got a fang top. Yeah, I'm hitting now. You can hit next because it probably won't kill. But you never know. You never know. I can surprise you. I believe you can do it. Thanks, fam. I feel so much better. Oh no. Blizzard. Blizzard. I'm dead. I'm dead. You didn't even heal me. I'm dead. You're dead now. Damn it. What did you think about the trends that they use though? Very, very good. But I think it lacks transition. Holy shit. That is upsetting. You want to hit fam? I do. Hit them. Hit with your best shot because I got a reshuffle. Okay. Hit me with your best shot. I doubt this will do any damage. I'll do a bit. Was enchanted. Yeah. Got down to half health better than what I could do. Why did that do no damage? It hit ice. Of course it did. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to reshuffle just in case. Slicing him. Slicing him. 19 damage. Solid 19. Amazing. Cheeky reshuffle. Reshuffle though. Amazing. Clutch reshuffle. Okay. Let's blade up again. I don't know if this is the same blade or a different blade. That's a slight problem. Oh no. This is actually one of the coolest early game. It is. Animations for itself. It is. I shield. You should like heal yourself. You might die. I'm not going to do that, I'm sorry. Why not? Because you're too cool for school. Plus I don't want to. Okay, that's fine then. That's fine then. Yeah, I put on the same blade twice. That's awkward. Cunt! Sorry. Oh, you're going to be cheeky and do a drain spell, eh? But the with... But the weakness. But the weakness, fam. I'm a life death wizard. You're a life death wizard? Oh yeah. Is that even possible? Yes. Okay. I am a master of both the life and death school. Oh yeah, I'm hitting by the way. And of course, heal your blade. How predictable, you know? So good. It's not funny, you're just here for longer now. It's not been your day, has it? It's my first time fizzling today. Actually not, it isn't my fizzle twice now. It's not been your battle, has it? No, it hasn't. But battles go like that sometimes. It's just an RNG. You know? And I had a position as well. Are you proud of me? Sure. I'm just going to Sandstorm because that's the best I can do. Will it kill? Probably. Oh no! Ice Newman. Okay, let's see if this kills. It probably won't, because it's just a Sandstorm with two blades and a faint. Oh it did kill, that's good. Yay, finally he's dead. Okay, let us go back to Xana Fire Flower. And level up, hopefully. Are you at Xana? Now that's fine work, soldier. Here's your recommendation. You've earned it. You've served your country well. Dismissed. Xana, I'll hand you a letter. Yay, level up. I leveled up. You've served your unit well, soldier. Now hustle over to the stone keeper and report for duty there. Step lively. Okay, let's head over this way. I'm impressed by your resourcefulness. Before too long, I'll be the one saluting you. The general's recommendation is not enough to get you what you're after, not by far. I want to see a second recommendation and not one you can get with the wave of your wand. Go speak with Helena Warhawk. She is our historian laureate. She is the greatest historian of Dragon Spider. You'll find her within the Tower of War. Okay, let's head to them. Um, yeah. Oh, hi. Okay, let's go on. I don't know why this is an instance, but it is. All right. Where, what? Maybe we do have to defeat them. I don't know. Do we? Yeah, we do. That's upsetting. Well, this is our first gauntlet we have to do for them. I don't think anyone's interrupted my studies in years. So you want to learn about Dragon Spire, do you? Knowledge does not come easy, especially in kind of war. This is the Tower of War, a place where we store our knowledge of the principles of war. Hold on young, was it? It's not quite a feat, really, for me and for me to turn to. I have interest in, oh, God. Brain, are you with me? And those should serve as the foundation for all the rest of our knowledge. Return to me when you have grasped those foundations of our war lore. Okay, let's go down. Hi. Hi. Let's go. Go. Um, no, we've done gauntlets before. Into a Dragon Spire gauntlet. Yeah. When have we done gauntlets before? Um, Clock Tower. Well, that doesn't count. That's a dungeon. It's sort of a gauntlet dungeon thing. No, it's a dungeon. This is a gauntlet gauntlet. There's so many of these in Dragon Spire, like it's crazy. I enjoy gauntlets though. I don't. They just go on and on forever. This is seven levels. Well, the last gauntlet slash dungeon I did, so then you're on, so I sort of died. But I can do it. What did you do? Oh, yeah. But you're like a life. You can't die. I know, but I can't. Life is in your name, so therefore you can't die. But I discovered my sense done, possibly. I have a feeling they're going to attack me. Probably. It's quite funny. These guys are called Burning Hate. Hater's gonna burn. Hater's gonna burn you. Burn, burn, burn, burn. Firecat, look out! Be careful, you're dead. D.E.D. Rip. How much health did you go down, like, two? 81. Two health. Wow, amazing. I think they're good. I said 81, but that's all right. 81, two. What's the difference? I bet they both have two of them. No. They don't? What? The government said 81 and two are not the same thing. Boom. Thanks, Obama. I need Trump. Fucking Obama, dude. We have to blame Trump. Thanks, Trump. No, don't blame. We don't want to be a part of this. We don't want to be a part of what? American politics. Yeah. You mean American memetics? Memetics, yeah, definitely. Cheeky. Joe Biden's dude is the best thing the internet has ever come up with. Best thing since sliced bread? Question mark? Better than sliced bread? Oh my God. And that's pretty lit, so... Oh my God. Must be pretty lit fam. Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du. You're welcome. No work, yeah. That's great, fam. Twitter and I said NW, actually. Twitter and I said NW, actually. T.Y. Fam. T.Y. Thanks for the hook. I can't see Fam. That's up-sitting. Family. I'm gonna have to say family now. What, mate? You can't see mate either. 81 damage. It's like 2 damage again. It's crazy. Okay, I need another Sandstorm. And I can't Sandstorm. Dammit. Fin, can you kill the Burning Hate or the Irate Banshee with it? I can. Do it, Fam. I believe. I guess he believes. Look, he's dancing for you. 248. Amazing. I was about to say, did he not die? He's lucky. Okay. Next level. This level is actually a health wasps because they think we're dead by now. See, called it. I need mana, actually. That's pretty good. Okay, let's go down. Hey, that's pretty good. Hey, that's pretty good. Silver Sniffin, please guys. 8 balance. That's Fam. Not. Go. I got it. You got it? I'll take the first one. You take the other one. Okay. Yep. Sounds lit, Fam. Blade one. My blade one. Don't you just like this room? It's pretty lit, Fam. I love this room. I can't wait. What was that? He like broke up. I can't wait till we get Morse. I know. Morse is probably one of my favorite parts of the game. They're useless, but whatever. They just look cool. I actually love this room so much. Like, the lava going around the ceiling. Like, the lava on the floor. Like, it's amazing. Bang, bang. DD. Are you serious? Can you not kill? I'm blading you, so you're lit, Fam. Oh, you're using Seraph. Fam. That's amazing. Probably not my kill. Shot, Fam. Okay. Nice work. That was lit. Much teamwork, very well. We're nearly done, by the way. That's pretty amazing. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. These are the last two, guys. I've already gone on. Yeah, so I went in the same time as you. This is a blading kill, I think. Sit down. Sing me. No, no, no, no. Oh my god, it goes into the epic warmth. It's removed that weakness. So if you cleaned it like that. I did. MLG strats. I'm gonna win. You gonna win? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a lit strat, Fam. DO I want to play that? No, I-don't. Underrooting. Are you? Yeah I'm going to There then What's he doing? He's fizzling, that's what he's doing What's he doing? He's weaknessing me Of course he is Damn it T.Y. T.Y. self I can't even spell self lol R.I.P. R.I.P. me Because they know die I am triggered We did We so done Dun dun dun dun dun dun We are done Duh dun You not pull what I want to pull? No you can't pull what you want to pull I know you want that Seraph To kill the guy with the most health the most health but you just can't them. The game's like no. 2-0-P. Benchy! And the nerf pluzz. Nerf Benchy pluzz. It's a goal! 2-0-P. 5-0-P. Yippee-yay-yoh, Alia. Rook that guy. That's pretty lit. Oh yeah. Can you, like, do a wanted or something? I have. That's good. Otherwise I wouldn't have killed. I've got a weakness again. I'm not going to kill anyway. Of course I got a weakness, didn't I? It's not been your past two episodes, has it? No, it's just been this episode that hasn't been my episode. Because that boss was at the start of this episode that we had trouble with. I don't have a hit. Not why, because I have one perp. And he's at literally 38 health. Not even a one hit? No, I've discarded mine already. I only have two. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, no, no. And my perp game is so bad today. Like, what? Out of cards. And need help. Pluzz, pluzz nerf. Thin 2-0-P. Pluzz nerf. I got double kills. Congrats, fam. Yeah. I got a dull critical opal, that's interesting. Okay, let's go down and read the history book. Guitar, history lesson. Almost. I book pedestal. Amazing. Okay. Let's go talk to Halina. And then we will consider ending the episode. Whoa. Impressive. You've learned our ways better than any outsider ever has. I can rest easy knowing that our wisdom lives on in you. Tell the stone. Halina hands you a letter of recommendation. You're finished here. I'm more than satisfied with your efforts. If only my former students had shown such vigor in their studies. You should return to the stone keeper. I'm certain he's got more for you. Okay, let's talk to Leslie and we'll end the episode off here. Leslie. Two way for the port, fam. Yet again, you win over one of my colleagues. If Dragon Spire Academy had a dozen students like you, this place would not lay in ruins. These statues represent Dragon Spire's greatest foes. Like a whetstone to a blade, they sharpened the skills of the warriors of Dragon Spire. We honor them with combat. You must first defeat the Grand Champion of Raidallian Dome. You must first defeat the Grand Champion of Raidallian Dome. You must first defeat the Grand Champion of Raidallian Dome. He conquered the Duchy of Sebastian and forced the Duke into rebellion. Raidall's champion made it possible. You're no match for him yet, fam. You need to learn his way of combat and for that you need to go speak to Mavra Flameway. Okay, okay, next episode we will talk to Mavra. So yeah, thank you for watching. Remember to leave a like and subscribe and press the dinga. I like counting on my fingers on the state one, two, three, making sure I got all of them right. like, subscribe and press the dingus so you know exactly when the next episode comes out and remember outside the box! Goodbye!