 Revolutionary. Revolutionary. This app's gonna be revolutionary. Hi, I'm Papa Domino. Are you ready for the fastest and easiest way to track your pizzas? That's right. We're introducing Domino's all-new pizza delivery live stream tracking system. Our Domino's app connects you to the discreet body cam on our Domino's delivery voice. Watch your delivery live as our pizza makes its way from our kitchen to your door. I'm here with the pizza. Would you like a live delivery readout of the temperature of your pie? Plug in your headphones. You can even talk to one of our Domino's delivery boys about your pizza. Hey, is this Mark? Where are you? I got 30 guests here. Yeah, give me your delivery driver, David. Yeah, they're pounding on the board. They say, Michael, where's the f***ing pizza? I only ordered one pizza for 30 people. Yeah, I'm a dumbass. Hey, Domino's has your back, okay? We're not going to mess around. We've got a pizza monitoring center watching our delivery voice 24-7, okay? Yep, I'm right outside your door. Oh, the pizza's cold. Mosalami. True in your peace, in the driver's other ear, our pizza commanders are going to give him all the direction he needs to make sure your pizza is properly handled. Hey, remind me of the first driver I ever knew, Ramon. Ramon, long curly black hair, six foot, three, 225 pounds. I've been $30 for guaranteed on time to lay it out, so you demand it from me that my mother dies later than I want her to. What makes my pizza better than the competitors? Our drivers need to be fast. Fast as f***. Ridiculous. Record 82 miles an hour with the pizza. Oh, no, no, wrong way. Take a left. Ah, the pizza's getting cold. Hey, heat it up on the dashboard. I know you're late in four countries, all right? I got eight watches on my phone. I'm the f***ing 21st century customer, all right? I got you on my iPad. What's the condom? Our company is made over four million pizzas, and I've seen every single one. Pizza pride, all right? I hate anyone who steals the formula. I've killed Mark. I've killed Michael. Can you toast the pizza? Can you just swish the cheese a little bit? Uh, yeah, I'm done right now, Mark, so I can't, but, you know, as soon as I get up the car, I'm just supposed to think, all right, what are you, Ramon? Oh, I'm getting pulled over. I'm Domino. I'm making sure the pizza's getting there in time. The pizza's not going through anyone but me. And you know what? The pizza that goes through me is delicious. Take a left. Sip your vino. Take a breath. It's gonna be okay. You're four minutes late. So we might as well be friends while we're here. What's your favorite office character? Which office character? Show them the gun at the door. No problemo. Do you watch the office, sir? Jim? Jim and Pam? I don't know. I kind of like the weird gremlin guy in the background. Sorry. Officer? I gotta go. The files? Hey, Papa John's. Yeah, give me three of those spicy sauce packets. Yeah, that's it. Treat the pizza like the piece of garbage you think I am.