(The 7th song in Random Encounters' musical parody series!)
Apologies to Solwake (http://soundcloud.com/solwake) for leaving their "Drums by" credit off at the end. As compensation, everyone gets to listen to their music by following their above link. Thanks, Solwake!
An album-version MP3 is now available below! Right click and "Save Link As" to download: http://goo.gl/HCtgA