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Published on Mar 6, 2008
I'm Finding Alot Of Really Weird Stuff When I Search Bear Rape
While trying to decide how to describe their hideous Mass Effect-inspired female alien, Tycho recalls that the phrase "red-hot guardhairs" is off limits because it was used in a hilarious mid 90's news article by The Onion. He then reads said article, much to Gabe's delight.
Recorded September 19, 2007 for the comic In The Love Nest Of The Har'akki.
UPDATE: The original Onion article isn't available online because it's from 1995 and their archives only go back to '96. So here's a scan I made of the article, which can be found in their book "Finest News Reporting."