 Amalic soap your beauty hope and luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous dream girl hair bring you our miss Brooks starring Eve Arden our miss Brooks teaches English at Madison High But one of her favorite subjects at school is biology or to be completely honest about it biology teacher Phillip Boynton he's tall dark handsome and painfully timid But Connie Brooks is still hopeful in her own words I'm still hopeful that he'll look up from his experiments one day and decide that I compare favorably with some of his higher type frogs Somehow I feel that if I could just be alone with him a few hours he wouldn't mind my not being wart green It looked like last Saturday was going to be the day I was thinking about my plans when my landlady Mrs. Margaret Davis obeyed my instructions to wake me at 8 30. Oh Come in Mrs. Davis Good morning, Connie. How did you sleep pretty well, Mrs. Davis? How about you well? I wasn't going to mention it, but now that you ask my insomnia has got me a little worried You see for the past three nights. I've gone to bed at 9 30 and slept right through the night I Missed the sleeping pill. I'm supposed to take it But I guess I'll be all right Tell me Connie. Why did you leave me a note to wake you? What happened to your alarm clock? Oh, it met with an accident yesterday morning What kind of an accident I threw it in the bathtub and stamped on it Thanks for getting me up though. I've got to be down at Carney's repair shop at 10 That's when they promised my car would be ready. Oh goodness. It's about time How long has your car been in that repair shop Connie off and on about 12 weeks How long have you had your car off and on about 12 weeks? I Hope it holds together today. I'm driving mr. Boynton to the football game with Clay City High Madison didn't play them last year did it. No, this is the first time they say Clay City is an awfully nice little town It's about 60 miles from here. I understand 55 as the crow flies You ought to make it in a couple of hours easy. Well, I'd better allow three my car makes about the same time a crow does on the ground Well hurry and get dressed Connie. I've got a surprise recipe for your breakfast I hope it's not as surprising as the last one. Mrs. Davis blubber burgers fried in deep-seal fast Don't you I'm afraid I haven't time for breakfast today. I'll just have a glass of milk Well, don't you even want to know what the surprise consists of? Oh, no, thank you Well, I'll save it for you till tomorrow. It'll keep fine. Although a little penis still in may form on the mold Probably do it a world of good Well, I have to be running along now. Mrs. Davis I've got to get my car pick up mr. Boynton and then it's off to Clay City Just think we'll be alone together for 55 whole miles Wonderful Connie. I hope Madison runs up a big score me too, but I'm more concerned about scoring with mr. Boynton That finished it Is my car ready Joe your car? Let's see. What did you bring it in for last one of the headlights needed a new bulb? Oh, yes, yes step in the officer a minute. Will you I'll get the sheet on that car Have a seat miss Brooks. Thank you should be right here in the desk Was that an ash miss Brooks 1935 convertible? Yes a late 35 Though it wasn't a convertible until I tried to go through a railroad crossing with the bars down. Oh Yes, yes, here we are you say one of the headlights needed a new bulb That's what you told me funny on mechanic found quite a bit of other work to do on the car What other work? Well your spark plugs were shot so he replaced them and the points were practically gone where to Your valves needed grinding and the wheels were way out of line Of course that could have been caused by the warped axle practically no ball bearing action left in his pockets at all And your transmission and differential had to be thoroughly revamped. How did I get the car down here on my back? The steering knuckle was way off so he had to pack that but that wasn't too much trouble I'm glad he was down there ripping off the old brake lining anyway The new voltage regulator we put in should help that shorten the wiring considerably under new oil filter will keep your motor clean Now just a minute Joe you didn't say a word to me about any of those things when I left the car here Well, of course not miss Brooks. I had no way of knowing about them until I'm mechanic check the car thoroughly Any more than I could have told you about the clutch lining. What about the clutch lining? Let's not speak ill of the dead It was shredded and that probably affected the rear end situation rear end it was really dragging Now now do you want me to total up your bill with the new radiator that's coming or just charge it for the soldering job temporarily Like I say Joe, what do I owe you for the light bulb? Oh We'll just throw that in and Please don't feel that we invented any of these difficulties miss Brooks every item on your bill was strictly legitimate May I never smear grease on my hands and charge for a lube job if it wasn't I've got a good mind to get the Falcon after you What's the total? Well, let me see Well, it's 112 49 miss Brooks Call it 113 even We'll call it 112 even and I'll have to pay you off by the week Joe. Oh, it's perfectly. All right say ten dollars a week for 20 weeks 20 weeks that would be two hundred dollars carrying charges miss Brooks Plus lawyer's fees lawyers fee sure you're a school teacher aren't you yes? Well, you couldn't keep paying ten dollars a week out of your salary a lawsuit's inevitable Well, if I can't make the payment, I'll sell you the car Are you kidding with the repair work this heap needs I wouldn't give you a hundred bucks for it Look, I've got to have the car today Joe I'm driving mr. Boynton to Clay City to see our football team play now What would it cost me if you put back the shredded clutch lining and the gone points? Never mind that miss Brooks how much cash have you got on you? Well, I got paid yesterday and just took care of my rent and a few small bills So I've still got about nineteen dollars. We'll take it. I believe in one price. You say nineteen dollars I say nineteen dollars and it over here. 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Boynton you shouldn't have bought me flowers His answer was typical of the man with a modest smile. He hung his head blushed and said I didn't Well, then what's in that box MacDougall he's a wee one isn't a MacDougall's a bullfrog miss Brooks. I took him home from the laboratory yesterday I don't like the sound of his voice it. It's kind of raspy. Maybe he's got a man in his throat Are you taking him with us to the football game? Oh, I'm afraid I'll have to you see his neck's pretty sore And I put a compress on it wouldn't want him to scratch it off. He should have had his tonsils out long ago Maybe his folks couldn't afford it Well get in mr. Boynton and put MacDougall in the back. Oh, I had rather not miss Brooks Let's keep him up here in front between us Goodie I've always wanted to go to a football game with the bullfrog Are you all set mr. Boynton all set miss Brooks, then we're off to clay City It's a beautiful day for football, isn't it? Oh, yes, it is you like football mr. Boynton Well, frankly, miss Brooks. I I haven't seen many games. Oh, that's a shame We teachers should set an example in school spirit for the student body. That's why I'm going today That's one reason anyway. I beg your pardon. I said I think we should show more interest in school events Oh, I agree miss Brooks Who's pitching for us today? Well, we tried to get satchel page, but he's tied up Of course, we have some good backfield men pitching passes. That's what you meant, isn't it? Oh, I guess so I'm afraid you'll have to explain quite a bit of the rules miss Brooks Oh, you'll get on to it, mr. Boynton. Meanwhile, we've got 55 miles to travel together. Just you and I I Was hoping you'd feel that way about it That was McDougal and a quiet Mac. I want you to rest your throat. Yes, do that Mac Now, where was I you were saying we've got 55 miles to drive together. That's right Just the three of us a man a girl a bullfrog Well, we'll have fun anyway I Know a wonderful little restaurant on route where we can stop for lunch It's called the blue goose cafe. Oh Fine. Look miss Brooks. Isn't that one of our students pushing that car across the street? Oh, yes That's Walter Denton. Maybe we can give him a hand. Hello, Walter. Oh, hello miss Brooks. How do you mr. Boynton? Oh, hello Walter Something go wrong with your car. Oh nothing unusual. It just won't go. I Think my clutch lining is gone. Oh, I'll take a little of mine. Walter. I've got a new bag Do you have all times to fizzle out on me? I had my heart set on going to the clay city football game today. Why don't you come along with us? What do you say miss Brooks with us? Well, I'm sure Walter would rather get there under his own power Maybe we ought to try and get his car started. Oh, it's no use miss Brooks. It won't go I know this car like the back of my hand and the back of me hand to you Well, it isn't that you're not welcome to come with this walter. I know why don't we tow you in your car? Tell me. Well, I don't understand the point of that miss Brooks. You wouldn't I Haven't got any tow rope anyway, miss Brooks. Well, maybe we could push you in your car You know bumper to bumper and shove then we got when we got to a nice downgrade Oh You're kidding me miss Brooks Yeah I'll sit in the back here you and mr. Boynton won't even know we're in the car. All right, Walter hop in I wouldn't want you to miss the game Well, here goes off to clay Did you say we're in the car? Sure? I've got a date with Harriet Conklin. She's a real football bug bug I Don't get excited Mac. It's just an expression She'll be waiting in front of her house miss Brooks. It's just a mile or two out of your way naturally But we'd better hurry if we want to have some lunch before the game hang on Turn right at this corner miss Brooks. You'd better slow down for it. Look out for that milk wagon Boy that was close. Oh, are you still in the car, Walter? I mean, I hope I didn't unnerve You. Oh, that's all right miss Brooks. I'm used to driving with woman drivers. My mother's one, you know One what Walter? It's only natural for drivers to make mistakes, but my mom has made some whoppers that I can see Isn't that Harriet standing under that tree? Oh, yeah, that's her pull over to the curb miss Brooks Yes, sir. Shall I hold the meter? Now you Harriet my car is all tattered and torn so miss Brooks is taking us to the game. Well, bless your little pointed head Hello, miss Brooks. Hello Harriet How are you Harriet? Mr. Have you along? Get that leer out of your voice Harriet. Mr. Boynton's been spoken for In fact, he's been spoken and croaked for Oh, this is Mac Dougal Harriet one of my favorite frogs You can introduce them formally when we're rolling again hop in not you Mac We'll get in back after you my lady. Thank you ma'am. All set. Well, we're off for clay city Oh, don't start yet miss Brooks daddy's coming down off the porch. Hi daddy. Hello everyone. Oh, hello, mr. Conklin Hi, mr. Conklin. That is how do you do sir? How's Madison's favorite principle today? Addies I was just reading about the game with play city high should be quite a contest. Oh, yes, sir That's where we're going today. At least we're starting today Denton must you sit so close to my daughter? I'm not sitting close to her mr. Conklin. She's sitting close to me I'm over as far as I can get. I've got to pin him down father Walters the elusive type of course. He's not a real happy heartache, but he's good for a minor throb or two Stop those nonsensical noises Now there's quite a bit of work. I could do this afternoon filing reports to the Board of Education and so forth You have a nice day for it. Mr. Conklin. Well, we'd be getting along now, but I got to thinking Conklin I said to myself or rather mr. Conklin I said You haven't seen a football game in a month of Sundays. Let's take in this clay city game Then you mean you're going along with us That's just super daddy. Isn't it Walder? Yeah, super It'll be a pleasure to have you along mr. Conklin. Oh, thank you Boynton, but what about you miss Brooks? It's your car. How do you feel about my coming along? Just ginger peachy, mr. Conklin Well, let's get started if we're going it's getting kind of late and we want to I won't be any time at all I'll go back to the house and ask Mrs. Conklin to speed things up. Mrs. Conklin. Yes Yes, she's been out in the yard all morning planting and she's quite dirty I'll tell her to hurry with the bath and not fuss much with dressing Tell her to slip on anything mr. Conklin a loose rug will do Well here we are sorry to keep you waiting. Hello, miss Brooks mr. Boynton. Hello, mr. Mrs. Conklin. How are you ma'am? Hi, Mrs. Conklin, where do you want to sit? Well, I think that you two should be separated so Martha if you just sit between Walter and Harriet I'll sit up front between miss Brooks and mr. Boynton Fine now if we can only get somebody to sit between McDougal I'd better hold him on my lap there we go Mac pity doesn't drive we could change places We're all set miss Brooks. Do you know the road? Well, not offhand mr. Conklin But I've got some maps in my glove compartment. I'd better get them out then miss Brooks It'd be a very simple matter getting to Clay City And let's see here route 68 into 44 then West. No, it's East. I guess it is on 106 Well, what are you waiting for miss Brooks for the directions mr. Conklin? Oh, I'll give you those as we go along. Just start her up Well, we're on our way Harriet. Isn't it fun, Walter? Please children you're squeezing me. It should happen to both of us You mind turning your radio on I understand there's going to be a new clue on sing it again. All right, Harriet Gee the prizes are up to twenty six thousand dollars And here folks as you knew a sing it again clue the pattern voice is no a zig belt girl But a sick belt guy gave her a whirl. Thank you the twenty six thousand will come in handy Who do you think the phantom voice is miss Brooks? Well, if I knew the answer to that Harriet I'd be able to walk right up to your father and say yes Hello, mr. Conklin We've been going quite a while on route 68. Shouldn't we have switched over to 44 by now? Are you questioning my directions miss Brooke? Well? No, mr. Conklin, but I was a major in the last war, you know And as such spent considerable time in command of a transport group at Camp Bobrick, Ohio, I'm sure we're on the right road And the case aren't rolling along. Oh, you have quite a voice mr. Conklin. Oh, thank you, Wyndon I did a bit of singing round the barracks now and then Yum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum Oh That was Mack wasn't it? He must be hungry mr. Boyden. I know I am shall we stop for some lunch at the blue goose Well, I haven't been there since I was a girl but gosh miss Brooks. Do you think it's still standing? Now just a minute Walter, how old do you think I am anyway? I'd say you're about of course it's still standing There's only one place to go if you want a delicious luncheon, that's the pink flamingo You never mentioned it in front of me before well the last time I went there. I was with a bunch of the boy Are you sure you can find this blue goose? Yes, I think so mr. Conklin. Let's see. Where are we now? Well, there's a signboard over there route 118 Honey, that isn't on this map at all. Are you better bear left at this fork miss Brooks? Very well, mr. Conklin, but I don't think we're on the right road This hill ahead of us is pretty steep. I hope the motor doesn't heat up too much. This radiator has just been patched temporarily Well up we go Oh the hill over down Yum-tum-tum-tum-tum and the case on The case on stopped rolling At least this one did I'll get out and look at the motor they keep your seat, mr. Boynton as head of a transport battalion I had considerable to do with motors during my tarot duty Nothing wrong with the tapets radiators still in one piece hand me a hammer somebody there are some tools under this seat I think oh here. Let's get out Here we are here's a hammer mr. Conklin. Oh, thank you now. We'll just tap this water pipe here Be careful mr. Conklin leaves miss Brooks. I know motors backwards one more good tap should do it That did it all right Well, let's get out and push folks. We're off to the nearest garage Well, there you are folks. There you are good as new Nothing would have happened in the first place if some knucklehead hadn't hit the pipes or the hammer Oh What why how dare well, who do you think? Why have you no suffering and purpose? Oh, please. Uh, this is mr. Knucklehead I mean mr. Conklin, he's my principal. Oh now calm down mr. Conklin remember everything's all right now We're off to clay city Where do you figure we are now miss Brooks? Well, I think according to my calculations We've been traveling due east on route 94 for one hour and 10 minutes at an approximate mean speed of 40 miles per hour Any tailwind mr. Conklin? Oh, look, we're coming into a town. Of course. We're coming to a town just as I figured This is it. Uh, miss Brooks asked that pedestrian where the stadium is. What pedestrian? Hey, look where you're driving Oh that pedestrian Uh, pardon me. Could you tell us where the clay city stadium is? Well, I can't be positive, but my guess would be clay city Isn't this clay city? No, no, this is boonville If you'd be kind enough to give me a lift home, though, I could show you where clay city is I live just a few miles from there in flagged it. Well, there really isn't much room We've got three in front and three in back now. Well, it's not much of a ride from here. Perhaps I could sit on this gentleman's lap What is it on my lap? Oh better taking dear. We've only got a short time if we want to see the kickoff Very well, come on. I hope I'm not too heavy Sorry, I'll change my position Start the car miss Brooks All right, mr. Conklin and this time we're really off to clay city Thanks a lot for the lift. You're welcome. Now, how do we get to clay city from here? Oh, that's 29 miles back down the road. We passed through it on the way. What? Why you it's so long here 29 miles back. Why that we could have been he said that was only Hey, remember your blood pressure His ears get awful red, don't they? I'll see here everybody. We've got to organize this expedition. There's been no unity of command. That's the trouble everybody's talking at once Hey Shut that toad up point and he's not a toad. Mr. Conklin. McDougal's a frog a giant bullfrog with tonsils quiet quiet Now turn this car around and go that way and don't stop going that way until I tell you to Off to clay city. Well, this is clay city. All right. There's the clay city national bank clay city lumberyard Now for heaven's sake miss Brooks before you get lost again Ask somebody where the stadium is. All right. Mr. Conklin Oh, there's a bus parked over there. I'll ask the driver Excuse me, but could you tell me where the clay city stadium is? Sure. It's four blocks left and three right Oh, thanks a lot. That's the first definite answer. I've had all day I ought to know where the stadium is. I got the clay city team in this bus We just beat medicine high 89 to nothing 89 to nothing. May I ask you one more question? Sure. What is it? Did they put up a good fight? Eve Arden as our miss Brooks returns in just a moment, but first Tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Only luster cream brings you K. 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Boyden turned to me and said That's my favorite tune miss Brooks. Would you care to dance? Sorry, mr. 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