 There's so much to say here on this intro. There is so much to say here But I just have to point out how funny it is that not even two days ago Big Ben gets his career tribute card and I was talking in that video about how wow It's so sad that Big Ben has such a short-lived retirement because Brady announces it right after he doesn't even get more than 48 Hours being the best quarterback in months because oh my god 99 Tom Brady is one of the stupidest cars I've ever seen in what universe Tom Brady should have 82 speed I do not know but as you should know that qualifies him for escape artist So baked into the card already is how about master and gunslinger actually the two best abilities in the game And there's no question about it and on top of that I can put escape artist on him a fun little mad in fact He is by far the most expensive card to ever be in this game He's been going down over the course of the day, but he started out at 3.6 mil He's down to 2.48. Oh my god. The card artist nasty He's the greatest player of all time, and it's not even close his career record is 243 73 and no ties 84,000 passing yards 624 touchdowns and seven Super Bowl wins The only thing I'm sad about is I don't think ever in my lifetime. I will witness a greater quarterback I would love to be proven wrong though. This is the first true gold 99 in Madden Yes, Luke Keekley if you give him a power up is a gold 99, but this is a little different to speed again I don't know where they got that in his prime in Madden. I think as high as speed ever was like 70 I'm not complaining. We're gonna get escape artist on a legit fast Tom Brady He has 84 change of direction, which is like way too high 90 ball carry mission You know what low key over the course of history. He has some pretty good juke's not like 88 juke move But 97 throw power 84 carry. He actually won't fumble that much kind of surprising that they gave him that good stuff But I'm happy about it break sack is low. That's probably his only bad stat. Everything else is actually spectacular I will say throw on the run isn't that good, but you're not I mean you're not supposed to throw on the run with Brady He also can get four abilities because he's a gold 99 So I actually could have hot raw master gunslinger escape artist and protected potentially which is basically a golden ticket Completely broken not fair at all for online gameplay quarterback. Oh, so I have to point this out 2.4 a mill down the drain just absolutely drain my bank account Thank God Pokemon got banned off a twitch every dollar my bank account was going to her But now that I have all this extra money I can actually buy 99 Tom Brady. Let's get it. Oh my god He gets five. Whoa, I take it back. He can actually be even better So it's already six AP for what he's got baked in there. We can get three more I didn't actually really I've never used to go 99 so I had no idea take a look at rookie Brady Okay, so when he's like 21 22 and I'll take a look at him now. How is that possible? How do you get that much more handsome? I don't want to be a hater at all because I went from a Tom Brady hater on the Patriots to loving Tom Brady on the Buccaneers, but I'm pretty sure him and the Kardashians have the same plastic surgeon You we can't really go escape artists unless the only player on our team with abilities is Tom Brady I actually don't mind how that sounds so hold up Let me throw escape artists out of here. Alright, so we're already looking at 12 AP the most you can have is 14 I think we are gonna use 14 out of 14 ability points on Tom Brady. That is absolutely insane ability wise What is the most Tom Brady ability? I feel like Omaha might be good for him It shows defensive cards on DB's who's so good at just knowing exactly what a defense was in but then at the same time I feel like blitz radar is probably really good for Tom Brady because he could sniff out a blitz so well, too I mean in fairness. I don't think we're gonna activate any of these because we're playing college overtime I didn't have to say it. Oh my god. Wait, what there's different card art options. Wait, this is sick. Oh, that's sick You can choose. Oh, that's so cool. I kind of low key. I kind of like this one I think this one is like super savage He's even got a little animation to it and like he he's a patriot at heart, but this one's gnarly That's a tough decision. We're going this one with Patriots Brady on there I got to respect EA for how much work they actually put into this card in the art that being said EA I hate you get better at making video games. I thank you NCAA 23 is gonna come out and if you fuck that up, I will be so pissed off I was gonna throw in the best possible lineup. Oh my god It defaulted all my abilities to Tom Brady and knew exactly what I wanted I have one super star on offense. It is 14 ability points on Tom Brady We got Metcalfe Odell Cooper Cubs some guys are used to seeing this crazy good Darren Waller a great offensive Line and then defense is the same characters. You guys are used to seeing we are going to dot people up in your honor El Presidente, what do you got baby? Let's see that Brady looks so good on the top three If I lose this you literally should stop watching my videos and become a boy pizza fan Actually, I think the only way we make this game fair is we just let him score so that we're forced to score I'm gonna run commit the entire team and blitz everyone. All he's got to do is pass to anybody. I Can't even I can't even let him score. Thank you. Let me don't run play action. Yes Now it's fair. Oh, yeah, we should probably let him get this too. Let's run commit. No, don't hand it off I'm sorry, sir. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do some Tom Brady shit here I'm gonna close my eyes and throw this pass. I'm gonna close my eyes. I'm gonna snap it I'm gonna throw the waller. We'll see if you can touch down ready one two three Play action. Why why? Wait what happened wait, what happened? I need to see the replay. Did he aggro somebody or was it just open? It was just butt fucking making wide open and then he broke a tackle, huh? That's disrespectful as fuck. All right Let's put it away. Do we put it away to Metcalf on the left side could put away the waller or cup as well I kind of like cup. Wait, let me see. Is he open? Maybe not. Oh, Brady Brady I was ready to truck whoever got my face big dumb. Well, that was a perfect first video for Tom Brady I literally shut my eyes and threw come on Brady. Let's get another dumb better team me better team. Here we go Here we go some legitimate competition Justin Jefferson and that Derek Henry. Yeah, that's a that's a solid combo. I'm not worried though Let's just keep me contained. Yep. So right side run, but we can hold Try to make a stop and follow his blocks, but Devin white. Oh Oh Is that Jefferson again? What a great contest to catch third goal. I definitely expect a run here. Let's go Shaunty Let's go Shaunty. Yeah, great defense boys. That ain't easy to do in cover three. Usually gotta be in goal line for that I'm proud of the boys right there great stop and for those of you who were thinking that maybe I should have gotten some of the Patriots receivers or Buccaneers receivers for Tom Brady. Do not worry. I have NFL all right side But I do have team teams in the works. There will be a Patriots and a Buccaneers team team Tom Brady is gonna be on both He's gonna be the best quarterback for both those teams no doubt and you'll get to see Gronk Mike Evans Edelman Maybe they give Wes Welker a card Antonio Brown Chris Godwin everybody. So I'm gonna go underneath here. Yeah He is well behind that. Let's see we can get sticky Sticky enough down to the 11-yard line. It's a great conversion. Yeah, I protected is nice, dude I am so not used to having this much time in the pocket. I'm gonna step up in the middle I'm telling you bro that a skate bar is such an X factor. It's so good. Let's go P.A.T. Let's just drill this and go into another overtime period with him I think we're better. So we win in the long run kind of like waller here money Absolute money. What a laser from Tom Brady. You better get your ass over there. Nope. Nope You guys send your user buddy are you're gonna get torched what a nasty combo. We're forced to go for two I actually like running the ball here. Oh, but I only have half back base. I don't know how I feel about this No Jonathan Allen has been a menace. He got a really good animation. They're just ripped off the double team Well, I didn't expect him to throw that so quick. Well played. I got outplayed man I got straight up outplayed I had that chance to go for two in the in that first overtime period and I didn't take it Well played by my opponent. I'll take the out with grace Also, I want to give a huge thank you to geology for not only keeping my skin healthy But sponsoring today's video geology makes super simple, but super effective men's skincare products It's no mystery that my skin looks a lot better than it did when I first started making videos So I'm super proud to continue to sponsor geology. 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You can get started for as little as nine dollars Check it out geology. Thank you for sponsoring guys. Enjoy the rest of the video Oh, is this a little cowboys theme team? All right, you know what? It don't feel good to shit on the cowboys after taking a tough out like that last one first and ten Let's throw a laser on a cowboy fan great. Check down read tom brady. Ask beckham with the sticky didn't really get me anywhere Oh, let's go. Oh, I could have thrown the x. No, don't tell me I'm gonna lose you a cowboys fan Gotta hit rv. Oh, no, he's not there. Oh, no wait Waller All right. Now we hit wall underneath because we checked out because we're tom brady get through this one god waller You're a menace. Oh, no, he's gonna leave this. Oh, no, not max williams. He's so poverty He's just dropped a wide open one dude. Okay Brady, oh no I could I could I could have scrambled for that straight up third and goal We need a big play here stepping up a brady. No, you didn't he fucking spun He just spun off of ray lewis or michael parsons. I don't know who but we're not in how ballsy How balls do you just read option here? You know, I think this is just a keeper if I'm being honest Yeah, I'm just gonna keep it. I would have loved sorry not a keeper a handoff I would have loved to have kept it but it's just too sketchy. There's no point. That was so free I was literally on my phone ironic too that it was ramsey picks him off because ramsey's the guy that tom brady threw his last ever touched on Hey tom brady off. Let's go. It's a tom brady off He has the kind of poverty tom brady, but still insanely good the big difference I get escape artist and he does it. That's like the x-factor check down check down central to cooper cup You know what that might have been the greatest fumble I've ever seen It went a little you roll off his knee off his foot not about ap check down central. Yep. Yep Wait, what about cooper cup on a stop and go? Do you think the user will get confused enough to actually bite on this cooper cup route? Where's the user stop cooper cup? No didn't stop. Oh wait, let's go. Let's go brady Let's go brady. Oh Doesn't fumble cooper cup fumble that brady doesn't dude. I'm telling you this brady is stupid. He's so good Oh, no, I'm just gonna run it in sorry bud tom brady's simply built different and you're not god. Let's go He's out here. Oh, I said he's a big fan. What a stud. I'm sorry. I have to do this to you Wow, look at the double look at the double qb spies I Didn't get it off the qb spies is a spark easy clamps. Let's get brady a dub here Let's just hold him out of the ends I'll get brady a dub because if he scores always gonna do his b-a-t this over. Oh, right He also has brady clamp central run play action your play action. I'll exactly play the suit. Oh, that's not open That's not open Patterson Let's go. Uh, do we pitch this back? I think we might have to okay Wait a minute I was about to do the nasties highlight relay a dub is a dub great defense Patterson another win for mr Brady for thomas edward brady the 15th That's a laser that counts as on the run dude. Oh my god escape artist on brady is so broken Is that open? Oh no, dude that animation is so dumb you just float up there getting animation clapped right now How do we feel about waller down the middle because his cover two is locking up a lot of what I want to do Little playmaker look at this pocket. Look at this pocket. Let's just hang out I don't remember whose button is what though. Oh, how did you get off? Did I just I didn't even get rid of that fourth and 30 Fourth and 30 if anybody can do it. It's brady. No way. No way. No way Oh my my fucking god. I'm crying. We're really gonna score with being so I would be through the roof. I would break a controller What a laser to brain it cooks in low-key, bro. If I had just possession caught that I would have had to touch down Instantly, I didn't even need to aggro it. I was just so nervous All right. Well, let's see if we can hold johnny united. He has a good team He's got uh, some of them sweaty limits johnny united's ricky williams Ah, I got the left crosser. He might throw this check down. No bad pass. I'm actually gonna blitz here probably not the move but Meh not the move got this got this got literally everything half back is still technically open great defense boys great defense Oh, that's play action. Wow that torched me straight up a true a true madden play action Johnny and i just Gigi gigi Colts are great if you don't have a colts theme team. Wow colts are great And he's got josh allen at quarterback been wagonry. Oh, he's got jonathan taylor. Okay. He's a start Man, I don't want to win like this. I do want to stop and go josh allen though Hey, it's josh allen and the ball went to josh allen when josh josh allen If I don't get a post corner to work. I am a failure hit the post hit the corner I am supposed to work. I think I luckier than shit. Oh, why right over the middle? Hey What about wide receiver comebacks, what about cooper cup right there? Yep Oh, he actually cut his there. Holy shit. That's kind of kidding. Let's go, baby I just get one more dub with tom brady. We can close this one off miles Garrett josh allen Tony pollard. This is tom brady's final dub right here second and three. Oh, did he wait? Oh my god I was just about to say that's a horrible pass clearly it wasn't touchdown pat second overtime. That's what we're gonna do here But look at that route from brady corks one play tutty We're already in that was nasty. I can't believe that worked We go right back on offense now Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa escape artist brady built different. Oh good route out of odell Absolutely burnt the user. What a huge play sniffed out the blitz and got the angle route right across the middle I think this is one more blitz, but he's gonna pull off. So the read is waller or cup Let's see what the user takes and pick the other cup bingo Playing like tom brady right now big touchdown. We need two points Play that back. I'd be so mad. This is the scenario where you're so confident your opponent would never throw such a Stupid fucking ball that you don't even hold why to pick it off I could not have thrown any more directly at his face But he was so shell shocked that I'd throw it that he wasn't able to pick it off. That is so funny Oh 15 to 7 what a big conversion. You know what it looks like. He might actually It's not just a run. There's a touchdown. There's a few touchdowns. I feel I feel bad for you my friend I had that same animation. That's not there. This ain't there the corner out It's got option. Holy shit. That's how we're gonna go out. That was nasty. I can't believe we got that A great game to end that off. That was a sick way to end it fought our hearts out played some really good football Had some absolutely insane moments to tom brady, which is exactly what I was going for and that was a banger I love you boys. What do you got tomorrow, huh? You've got a banger wheel of muck tomorrow You've got a weekend of banger videos than more wheel of muck. Oh, I got so many bangers coming Hey, enjoy this video, baby brady. Enjoy your retirement. I know you're not watching this, but you are a stud Sorry for hating on you all these years brady. Uh, you just win a lot, you know brady. I love you Have a great time your wife is sexy. That's it boys. Thanks. Watch as always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace