 Game of Thrones season two, episode five, The Ghost of Harenhall. The Ghost of Harenhall. Let's go. Yeah. And someone told us Harenhall is that town where the rats were eating the people and, you know, that's how it sucks. Yeah, this show sort of took a little left turn, but that's all right. I don't know what that's about. So many people in the comments are getting mad because we call her the witch. They go, she's not a witch and then blah, blah, blah. But dude, you got to understand from our perspective, she just seems like a witch. She's got to give enough witchy vibes. Right. I guess as time goes on, we'll realize what she is more, but I'm really confused. I don't understand. And I'm really confused now that she gave birth to like a demon or something. I don't know what that was. That thing off American Horror Story. Tyrion's pee is going to be frozen there for the next 500 years. Ew. Let's go. I know. It's so exciting to see a new spot, doesn't it? Right. The greatest city that ever was or ever will be or something like that. Yeah, that is what they said. I'm excited to see it. I know. What is that instrument, Nina? No. I mean, is it twine? Is it twangle? A twangle. Is it twangle, twang, twang? Ran, ran. My son has no interest in the iron throne. That's and I see no reason for hostility between us. Your son can go on calling himself king in the north. The Starks will have dominion over all lands north of Merck, Caitlyn. Well, that's cool. Provided he swears me enough for filthy. The wording of this is the same Ned Stark swore to Robert 18 years ago. Their friendship held the kingdoms together. Listen to him now. And in return for my son's loyalty in the morning, I'll destroy my brother's army. Rathien and Stark will fight their common enemy together as they have done many times before. They seem so confident, like it's easy or something. Right. But maybe they know more than I do. Our two houses have always been close. Negotiate a peace with your brother. Negotiate with Stannis. You heard him out there. I'd have better luck debating the wind. Please bring my terms to your son. So she doesn't want war. Yeah, but he feels like he has to fight Sanis. We could end this war at a fortnight. But he needs Rob. No. What just happened? Was that that Melisandre's baby? Oh, my God. That was Stannis' breath. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It wasn't her. It wasn't even her. Yeah. What in the heck, dude? Oh, my gosh. What is happening? Oh, she took them all. Let's go. That was crazy. What are they even going to say? They just didn't witness that. There's two women. He's dead. He's dead. That's what I'm saying, bro. Just like that. Oh, my God. I was so not expecting this. I'm really bummed about it, honestly. What am I rooting for now? Oh, my God. Yo, dude. That. Oh, my gosh. That happened so fast. And she feels like she just completely failed. Like she feels like she is just the worst. We've got to leave. Oh, my God. They'll hang you for this now. Oh, my gosh. Don't leave him. Well, you have to. No offense. You can't avenge him if you're dead. That's right. What the heck? What did they even say? Like, what did they even say killed him? That's what I'm saying. They have no idea. They didn't. The only person that knows what that is is Davos. That was just dirty, bro. That was unfair. Why do they do him like that? He messed with you no more, Stennis. Well, send that thing over to Joffrey, right? Right. Yeah. That thing just pulled up. Oh, no. Did they just find him? Unbelievable. Oh, my God. We need to go home. My lord, my lady, get out. Stennis would be here in an hour. When he arrives, Renly's banner men will flock to him. Your former companions will fight for the privilege of selling you to their new king. And you want that privilege for yourself. You will note that I am standing here talking to you, not Stennis. There's no time for this. Right back to Highgarden, sister. I'm not running from Stennis. Green of Tarth murdered Renly. I don't believe that. That's right. Who gained the most from our king's death? Stennis. I will put a sword through his righteous face. Wait, what's this, Stennis? It was his kid. Yeah, but how do you know that was him? They knew because that's the only person who would gain anything from it. You desire most in this world. Revenge. I mean, don't get me wrong. I think it's him, too. But could we be wrong? Not today. I mean, we saw what we saw. If it is justice that you want, be smart about it. You can't avenge him from the grave. Right. Common theme. Yeah, I know. They just said that. Please. What you got over there? I have no idea where that juice came from. It's a long story. Maybe you'll find out. I'm kind of bummed, dude. Like, my dude's gone. Yeah, that's what we all wanted. I mean, he was like the best character right now. Her costume's amazing, isn't it? I know. She has the best costume. It was very handsome. He was your grace. Your grace. Grilling yourself king doesn't make you one. And if Renly wasn't a king, I wasn't a queen. Oh. Do you want to be a queen? No. I want to be the queen. Oh. Ambitions. She's not even sad about it at all. I know. Counts differ. Most seem to implicate Captain Stark in some way. What? Still others say it was Stannis himself who did it. Whoever did it, I say, well done. Which would give Stannis superiority over us on both land and sea. Little finger says we can outspend him three to one. And I say, Father raised you to have too much respect for money. Stannis Baratheon is coming for us. Oh, there are other things you should be doing, like sealing my daughter in a crate so you can ship her away. She'll be safer in door. Marcella's a sweet innocent girl, and I don't blame her at all for you. Do you think he did it for that? Mmm. Aren't you always so clever? Man, that's a long conversation, actually. Just let me say real quick now that you mentioned it. So the thing about Tyrion is it's really hard to understand why he'd done that, unless either I missed something or unless you really can understand his motivations. And his motivations are kind of hard to understand right now for me. I'm not even a lot. Because he seems like a really good dude. He seems like someone who loves his family and just wants his best for the Seven Kingdoms. And he understands the game has to be played, but he does his best to play the game in the best type of way. But I don't know. I don't really know. That was confusing, because you didn't see him doing any behind the scenes like communicating with Doran. Because he said three different things. Who is he communicating with? And let me ask you, how much do we know about Doran and stuff? Nothing. Right. So it's hard to know. It's hard to know exactly why he did it. If it's really safe and nice and maybe. Well, he did it for political reasons. He said he did it for her safety, but he did it for political reasons. Well, political reasons could mean a million different things. But it meant like getting an army to protect them because they have nothing. Aka, getting an army, it could be to, you know. I mean, I'm sure, like, obviously, but maybe in his mind, he thinks, OK, it'd be nice to slap Cersei outside her face, too. Yeah, true. And I mean, that was also right. A lot of that is just slapping your enemies. So I don't know, babe. That's a good question. But yeah, it was a little gray on that. We need to be ready. No need to concern yourself over it. King is taking personal charge of siege preparations. May I ask specifically what the king has in mind? You may, specifically, or you may ask vaguely the answer will be the same. I know, like, quit playing Cersei. She probably doesn't want to because it's stressful. King's royal prerogative to withhold sensitive information from his counselors. So annoying. It's wildfire. Wildfire? You wouldn't lie to me, would you, cousin? No. That's a lie right there. He's not a lie. If the vile allegations against my brother and sister are true, do you think it will make Jaime more likely to kill you or less likely? When I tell him you're fucking her, I mean. She's making wildfire eyes. But then perhaps his own unnatural urge. The alchemist guild has been commissioned. There's only one way to find out. They have thousands of pots already stored in their vaults. They are planning to launch it from the city walls into Stannis' ships and armies. Oh, so they have, like, a defense of some sort? Yeah, they're calling it a wildfire or something. I heard her talking with the pyromancer. Pyro, so it's some type of fire? Right, he was talking about alchemy and stuff. And Cersei's doing this. Swear to me, I'm what? On my life in the light of the seven, by all that is holy and right enough, even torturing you is boring. Why is Tyrion so funny? Why are they in that? Look how tiny that is. Please kill me if anything should happen to Lord Tyrion. It will be my pleasure. It will be my pleasure. Yeah, this man just seems so crazy, don't he? There he is. I'm sorry about your brother, your grace. I wanted to let you know that people grieve for him. I need to speak to you about what I saw in that cave. And catch you. There'd be no need to speak to me in this matter. I've never known you to need to hear a thing twice. That just was wild, bro. Right. I come to tell you that what I saw. All my brothers' bannermen have come to my side, except for Tyrells who fled like cowards. They won't be able to resist us now. Sooner should be sitting on the iron throne. Nothing is worth what this will cost. You're not even the iron. We know more about it. So they left immediately. And we sealed the king's landing. As soon as I've consolidated my troops. Will you bring Lady Melisandre with you? Well, that's not your concern. Yes, it is. You tear King's Landing with her by your side. The victory will be hers. I never thought I'd have reason to doubt your loyalty. Was I wrong? She's a foreigner preaching her foreign religion. Some believe she whispers orders in your ear and you obey. They write. Yeah, rumor has it, right? You won those bannermen from Renly. Don't lose them to her. You set out for King's Landing without Lady Melisandre. Oh, I love that. Then you lead the fleet into Blackwater Bay. Your grace, I'm honored, but my time on the sea will spend evading ships, not attacking them. The other lords won't be happy. Most of those lords should consider themselves lucky. I don't hang them for treason. Oh, what is our Ser Davos' role to him? Like his advisor or something? Like maybe his hand feature. It just seems like someone that he can like confide. Yeah, it's like his advisor, yeah. But it seems like ever since Lady Melisandre just come into the picture, he stopped seeking counsel from him. He stopped listening to him, maybe. Yeah, or they just didn't, they're not as tight. Right. And everyone told us in the comments that Ser Davos is the best smuggler ever. Does that mind of yours you keep going on about? I've never actually been able to kill people with it. Good thing. I'd be out of a job. What about your father? Being repeatedly humiliated by Rob Stock's time of concealing. Two Bs, maybe. Corruption! Yes! We are swollen, loaded, foul. Dude, you better chill. Jaffrey's going to get you. And the front. A rotten king. Hard to argue with his assassin. Are the authorities about to come attack him? I don't know. I'm scared for him. Right. You have to admire his imagination. He's talking about you. Demon monkey! They keep pulling the king's strings. They blame you for the city's ills. Blame me? Trying to save them. You don't need to convince me. And then Bron walks off on that. Just leaves them all alone. Here comes Theon's warfight-looking self. Goofy, goofy head. He said, what are you doing in here? I live here. Oh, he's proud of his one chip. He said, and we going. Hey, I'd be proud of that shit, too. That's pretty nice. That's good enough for me. I'll take one chip. I mean, come on, boys. We're just all sitting around the house. This man's out here commandeering ships. You're the crew of the sea beach. I'm your commander. Welcome. Oh, you need to whip these boys in shape. Your captain commands you to stop. Where are we headed, captain? The stony shore. They'll be spoiling it for you and women. And who decides if we've done our job? Mouth heat, huh? Your captain, I have been reaving and raping since before you left Bailong's balls. Don't reckon I've got much use for a captain. You better hit him in the nose. I'm good. I might do the job with captain real well myself. All I need is a ship. Well, too bad. You wouldn't know where I could find myself for ship now, would you? You can do that. Get the ship, head out on your own, and I will hunt you down. Drag you back here in chains and hang you for a traitor. Stop. We yield. Oh, hell no. She's like daffin' him up and stuff. Congratulations on your first command. She's like my boys. I was just on my way to Red Harbor. At that point, if you're Theon, you just got to leave. All your credibility's gone. Better get out there. We wouldn't want her to sail without you. That would never happen. My crew would wait on deck for a year if I asked them to. This lot, though. Yeah, they're leaving him. Those are some scoundrels right there. I know. That is the definition of scoundrels. Right. Damn, scallywags. They send you to roll me out, dump me halfway in the sea. That would be good for a laugh. They're not going to respect you until you prove yourself. Now I'm supposed to prove myself by pillaging piss-ball fishing villages. You know. Yeah, that's the task my father has given me. They're all lion islanders. What they do is they're told. What they do is they like. Good thing you got hooked up with Mr. Wisdom over here, because if he was with the other guys, he'd be messing up. The seats of the House of Tawheart. More impressive prize than a few fisherman's daughter. What? You don't think we could take it? We can never hold it for more than a few days. As soon as Winterfell got word that we'd take in Tarwin Square, the Starks would send their men to take it back. The Starks are in disarray right now, though. Oh, so he's not going to get that fisherman village? He's going to do something drastic. I guess he wasn't even in charge of that conversation, though. Starks understand Winter better than we ever will. The cold won't feed them. Our spies report growing discontent among the northern lords. They want to return home and gather the harvest before the crops turn. This is war. No one's content. We've underestimated the Stark boy for too long. He has a good mind for warfare. His men worship him. As long as he keeps winning battles, they'll keep believing he is king in the north. You've been waiting for him to fail. He is not going to fail, not without our help. We've worked through the night, my lord. Perhaps we'd profit from some sleep. As I think you would, Reginald. Because you're my cousin, I might even let you wake from that sleep. Go, I'm sure your wife must miss you. Go before I change my mind and send her ahead. Oh, my gosh. If your name was an Lannister, you'd be scrubbing our pots in the cook's tent. He's pissed off because Rob's not thumbing the bag. Right. Rob's like checkmate, checkmate, checkmate. You know, once Cersei comes and visits though, or if they cross paths and she sees Arya, she's going to have her head. Right. Where are you from? Maidenpool, my lord. Oof. And who are the lords of Maidenpool? House Mooton. And what is their schedule? Oh, I hope you know. A red salmon. I think a Maidenpool girl would remember that. And one more time. Where are you from? Baratun, my lord. House Dustpool. Two crosslaxes. I thought she was going to have to say it. And what do they say of Rob Stark in the north? They call him the young wolf. Dang. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. They say he can't be killed. Do you believe them? Heck yeah, that's my bro. My lord, anyone can be killed. Why was that intense? I think he knows who she is. I think so too. And that's why I think he even like brought her on. I think he was just showing off his vast knowledge of the kingdom and he knows everybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh my god, there's that guy. Whoa, that's the dude that was in that cage. That was about to burn, right? Yeah. They kept calling her like pretty boy or whatever. He was like the one that was trying to be all graceful, right? Yeah. A girl says nothing. Oh, he's had a girl. A girl keeps her mouth closed. Yeah, he talks third person. A boy becomes a girl. I was always a girl. And I was always aware, but the girl keeps secrets. It is not for a man to spoil them. You're one of them now. I should have let you burn. That wasn't nice. And you fetch water for one of them now. Why is this right for you and wrong for me? I didn't have a choice. You did. I did. And here we are. He feels like he's full of riddles or something. He sounds like a mares. Yeah. So he's like all three people? Whoa. He gets to. Cersei? Joffrey? Cersei? Cersei? Joffrey. And whoever killed my boy really? So he's a hit man. No man needs a name. You're calling the Tickler. That is enough. Dang, that's it. Go and I'll go out. Your master's thirsty. The Tickler. Whoa. So this rock band looking Tickler is a hit man? But he's the John Wick of this time. His sword is bull. So this is beyond the walls. This is like the snow world, huh? I guess like the wildling world? Right. We're gonna see what they're about. Maybe? Forget that world, man. That's the children in the forest, right? Thousands and thousands of years ago, the first men stood here, where we're standing, all through the long night. What do you think they were like? That was dark. Yeah, that's pretty stressful. That's the only time they blow the horn three times. Oh wow. It's been a thousand years, how do you know? Well, it's written. Already in a book. Yeah. Look, it's coronar fun. Oh, so they're friendly. Let's go. I'm just trying to see a TV show about the first men. I want to take your wave back. What was that green stuff? I remember reading an old sailor's proverb, piss on wildfire and your f*** burns off. No, I'm not conducting this experiment. He called that a proverb. That's the wildfire? Yeah. And we have been perfecting it since the days of Maegor. To do what? Oh wow. The jars are put in catapults and flung at the enemy. How much do you have? Right, that seemed a little inefficient, right? Right, that'd be hard, unless you're like super good at catapulting. Because when we're flinging things at Stannis, he's flinging them right back at us. Men die, men run, which means pots falling, which means fire inside the walls. Poor cons trying to defend the city and not burning it down. My friend remains unconvinced. So they help the Targaryens? Men win wars, not magic tricks. They said that it was like responsible for his reign. When the dragons run around? Right. So 150 years of that? They got an old Targaryen secret. They've been working tirelessly day and night ever since your royal sister commanded us to do so. Our present count stands at 7,800 and 11, enough to burn Stannis Baratheon's fleet and armies both. Holy cow. I'm afraid I have to concur with my advisor, Wisdom Haleen. Contents of this room could lay King's Landing low. That's exactly what I'm thinking. Yeah. Won't be making wildfire for my sister any longer. Kind of like that Beirut explosion? You'll be making it for me. Okay, Under, who's authority though? Yeah, but like that's the queen and you're just the like King's Hand like... That's what I'm saying. Right. Like substitute. Your carless. Is that his name? Yeah, that's cute. I like it. I would just call him Draco. Yeah, me too. Your carless. Aw. Aw, they're so cute. Well, I had to pull the floss when I was out. Let him sleep, Dore. Aw. She wants to pet it too. Oh yeah, she's the one who's amazed by them. Right, I've got a jean such as she. And I receive a mishih jinnon. Thank you, my friend. Did you see the dress Zaro had made for you? They say he's the wealthiest man in calf. It is known. Last time a rich man gave me a dress, he was selling me to Kaltroga. That's kind of them being like this. Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah. Men like to talk about other men when they're happy. You would look like a real princess in Zaro. She's not a princess, she's a Khaleesi. Dang, she's like, never forget who you are. You should wear it, Khaleesi. You are their guest. It would be rude not to. Everyone gets offended on everyone's behalf in the show. That was kind of a sketch that he just gave everything up for them, especially when they're Dothraki and they're unpredictable. Right. My thing is, I feel like they just want their dragons. Or something from them. I don't know what. Particular. They're trying to steal it? He just doesn't get it, does he? He's like, let's take it. Why does that do like the weekend? No need. Just have to think about it, bro. Oh, look, he took the cup. All you have to do is steal things better than a vote. It's not the only thing. They're quite good at killing the better man. It's not the kind of queen I'm going to be. Mother of dragons. What in the world? On behalf of the warlocks of Karth. That looks like that guy that Harry Potter like doesn't like. Coming soon, by the way. Is that like some shrooms? You're stressful. I'm not trying to go anywhere that dude's at. Not voluntarily. Why are they clapping? It was customary for me to extend him an invitation. What is the house of the undying? It is where the warlocks go to squint at dusty books and drink shade of the evening. It turns their lips blue and their minds soft. They actually believe their parlor tricks are magic. You watch over her. Do I know you? I know you. Oh my gosh. You're a Mormon of Fair Island. Who are you? A distraction. No one, but she is the mother of dragons. She needs true protectors now more than ever. They shall come day and night to see the wonder born into the world again. And when they see, they shall lust. Dragons are fire-made flesh and fire is power. Thank you, buns. How's she gonna pop up, say all that, and not even drop the number for him? He's just like, okay, well whatever. You look like Stannis. It just looked like. Zombie baby demon. A shadow in the shape of a man. The shape of Stannis. You're hung up on that, but. We should reach my son's camp tomorrow. Will you stay there long, my lady? Only long enough to tell Rob. He might not believe you, mom. I will leave for Winterfell. My two youngest need me. I've been away from them for far too long. My own mother died on the birthing bed. Wow. When I was very young. That seems very common. I mean, obviously it was. Like Batman. Right. Once you're safely back amongst your own people, will you give me leave to go, my lady? You mean to kill Stannis? A swore of vows. But Stannis has a great army around him. His own guards are sworn to keep him safe. I'm as good as any of them. Renly's death was no fault of yours. You served him bravely. I only held him that once. He's gone, Brienne. You serve nothing and no one by following him into the earth. Serve Rob? Right. Do not know your son, my lady. But I could serve you if you would have me. Aww. You have courage. Not battle courage, perhaps, but a woman's kind of courage. Promise me that you will not hold me back from Stannis. I know I won't. I'll let you go. Get him. When the time comes, I will not hold you back. I would be like, you can skip all that. I got you, I got you. We're good, we're good. Thank you, thank you. There's a complete understanding here. I will shield your back and give my life for yours if it comes for that. I swear it by the old gods and the new. I love that. A lot of you guys have pledged fility to House October. I appreciate that. I'm glad that you guys didn't have to do all that. I vow that you shall always have a place in my home. You just hit the little button. At my table and that I shall ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the old gods that answered you. Does the sarks are honorable, man? That's all I can say about them. Just thieves, my lord. Bulls and their mills now come down at the night and they kill my sheep. Three sons are away fighting for your brother, my lord. They'll fight, keep fighting. I've known to mind my flock now only me. Can't keep watch all day and all night. You can send two orphan boys from Winterstown home with you to help whichever your flock. If you can give them room and board. My wife always prayed for more children. Aw, win-win. Thank you, my lord. God's bless you and yours. Aw. Man, I have to slap the kids. That was awesome, I changed. That was sad. Torrin Square is under siege. Torrin Square is barely 40 leagues from here. How come the Lannisters strike so far north? Might be sell swords paid by Taiwan Lannister. It's Theon. It's Theon, 100%. I can gather 200 decent men. Go, Sir Rodrik. Take the men you need. Won't take long, my lord. Southerners don't do well up here. Dang, Bran has to control this at such a young age. I can't imagine. Right, man. The responsibility. But he handled that like a G. You saw that? We'll see, in this universe, there ain't no time to be crying. You know, he's paralyzed and he doesn't even have time to care. Right. I did ask him if he never heard of a three-eyed raven. He was lying. He might be a little old, but don't you call me a liar. Ooh. He know what it means. He didn't give me an honest answer. That's not the same as being a liar. It's not far off. So I'm dreaming of a three-eyed raven again. In the godswood, you told me you didn't dream. Now who's a liar? He's having the same dream again? Mm-hmm. Oh, geez. What did you see in the dream? Look at his uniform. You think that's like imagery for a thing on floating here? You know, that's what I'm thinking, because where he's at, they have all the ships in the sea and... Sir Roderick was one of them. Mm-hmm. Get these potatoes to the kitchen. Otherwise, they'll put me in chains again. The three-eyed raven. What do they say about it? That is facts. They say all sorts of crazy things not for the one. Yeah, they live out in the middle of a freaking snowbile in their wilder there. I know. That's all they have to do is talk junk. Right. Where? On that mountain. I don't see very well. There's a fire. They can see that. People sitting around it are better eyes than those of mine. And they see us coming. That fire becomes a signal. There are no wildlings that've joined them. All of them. Mans has gathered them all like deer against the wolves. We're almost ready to make their move. Somewhere south. Can't just march into their midst. We can't wait for them here. We're nothing but a pile of stones to protect us. They say we should fall back to the wall. Mans was one of us once. We're gonna teach them our way of doing things. They'll hit us in force. Why are they gonna fight them? More disciplined. That's what I was just about to ask you that too. So we need to be more like them. Why wouldn't they fight the wild loggers? Things their way. Sneaking. Kill Mans. Oh I know why. Scatter them to the winds before they can march on the wall. And to do that, we need to get rid of those lookouts. Rumor has it that Match Raider, the new king beyond the wall, is gonna lead an attack. So they're there preemptively. Oh. Harker. Stone Snake. Barber. Lord Commander. I'd like to join Lord Corrin. I've been caught lots of things. But that might be my first Lord Corrin. He's fought and killed the white. How many rangers can say that? You also let an old man beat your broody and take your sword. Wearing a boy's defense, that's a tough old goat. He's still got the scars on his nose. I can take up John's duties while he's gone, my Lord. You be no trouble. He look at them like, huh? Hope to make a better ranger when you do his stewards. Let's go, John. We got a promotion. Let's go. He was serving him a ham every day. All we had to do was just stand there in the cold and your boy got a promotion. Opportunity came along, I guess. How long has your man, Servant, been in love with you? He's not my man, Servant, and he's not in love with me. He's talking about Jorah? He's my advisor, my friend. I'm likely. I'd almost always tell what a man wants. And what about what a woman wants? Much more complicated. You, for example, what do you want? To cross the Naira Sea and take back the Iron Throne. Why? Because I promise my calisade protect them and find them a safe home. You want to conquer the Seven Kingdoms for the Dothraki? I want them because they're mine by right. The Iron Throne is mine and I will take it. A conqueror. And how did you get all of this? Did someone give it to you? I come from nothing. I hit the docks like a piece of cargo. So you wanted more than you had and you took it. You're a conqueror too. You're just less ambitious. What do you want, Zara Zara and Doxos? That's what I'm wondering. What does anyone want? It's the city you bled for me. Why? I will show you why. Does he like bone hair or something? The bolt is made of Valyrian stone. The hardest steel does not make a mark. I offer the greatest locksmith in car. They're weight in gold if they could break into it. I made the same offer to the greatest thieves. They all went home empty-handed. The only thing that can open this door is this key. And it can all be mine? Let's just say half. More than enough to buy horses, ships, armies. Ooh. Enough to go home. All I have to do is marry me. That was a romantic proposal. I've already married once for love. But the gods stole her from me. I come from nothing. But marry me and I will give you the seven kingdoms. Hmm. See. What kind of proposal was this? The ambition that you thought. Robert Baratheon is dead. Oh, is this her first time knowing that? Yeah. I was about to say this. She didn't receive that news? Well, who would tell her? The four false kings are at war with one another. Four false kings destroying the country. To win Westeros, you need support from Westeros. The usurper is dead. The Starks fight the Lannisters. The Baratheons fight each other. According to your new friend, who earned your trust by cutting his hand? They'll give you ships and soldiers and they'll own you forever. Moving carefully is the hard way, but it's the right way. Yeah, that's tax right there, bro. The gates of Carford will be dead by now. True that, too, though. And the opportunity before you seems like the last you'll ever have, but you must understand. Do not speak to me like I'm a child. Ooh. That's a common theme, man. Nobody wants to listen to the advisor. What do you want? Tell me. To see you on the high and throne. Why? You have a good claim, a title, a birthright, but you have something more than that. What is that? You may cover it up when denied, but you have a gentle heart. You would not only be respected and feared you would be loved. She's got both. You can't rule and should rule. There are times when I look at you and still can't believe you're real. Yeah, he in love, bro. Like, geez. Look, she don't know what to think about that. So what would you have me do as my advisor? Oh, I didn't know. I thought he was already the advisor. Right. Your own way. Find your own ship. You only need one. The allies we need are in Westeros or Garth. And how do I get this ship? I'll find it for you. Sound ship with a good captain. Does she trust him? Try to court-meeting him. Yes, she does. He said, girl, let's get the hell out of Garth. He has bad vibes. Yeah. You didn't see that guy wanting to invite her to the house of the living dead or whatever it was called? That guy was crazy, bro. They're like little puppies. Ooh, that's what it was. Hissing. Do you hear that? Like a snake. He's practicing? Just stand sideways. Sideways. Why? It's more of a target. Am I fighting someone? You're practicing for a fight. You should practice right. Was it that thing again? It was the hit she ordered. Oh. Look at him up there. Oh, he's eating an apple just chilling. Hey, she's got three more, right? Two more, right? I thought he said four people. I don't know. I could be wrong. Maybe it's three. So that guy was relevant in the show, man. I knew when he was looking at it all weird. I was like, man, that guy's gonna be a character. Were you wondering why the heck they were locked up? Like, what did those three do to get locked up when everyone else had been locked up? It just sort of seems like if you just mess around, bro, it seems like you just get locked up in the show. But you know Yoren. He's a cool guy. Why would he lock those three up? Like step on the flowers, you know what I'm saying? Like, whoops. Okay, guys. So that was the ghost of Harren Hall. That was a great episode. Pretty much further the story we lost who would have been our claim to the throne who we would have supported. Only Baratheon that really stinks. But the thing that's really cool about that is Breanne torn off the cat start. Right. So she pledged her BLT or whatever the word is to Catlin's start, which is really cool because she needs someone to protect her. And she is saying that she's been out for too long. She needs to go back to Winterfell. Basically, man, this show started out freaking nuts, guys. So Renly comes in. An assassination comes in. They stab him right through his back. I don't know what this damn creature is. You guys let me know. But as of right now, I'm just going to call it the supernatural ghost monster thing. Demon child. That came from the non-witch, whatever she's supposed to be. Okay. Right. And Stannis. Right. So in my mind, it was Stannis. It's not proven that it was Stannis yet, but the show has led us to believe that it's Stannis because to this point, that's the only thing that a rational person would think makes sense. But we could be missing something as very possible that it wasn't Stannis. It could be a whole element. It could be a whole cast of characters from a whole island that we don't even know exist at this point. So there's always that option, freaking crazy. It turns out Cersei has a secret weapon. Okay. It turns out for a long time, they've been stockpiling something that we learned. It was called wildfire. Right, wildfire. Apparently. The Targaryens use it. It's played a really big role without shaping the history of this world. Right. Right. Because did they say, did they say fire is power in this? I mean, shoot, this thing is like fire. Was that that quote they used? Because they said they were using it in terms of the dragon, but since the Targaryens used the wildfire, I guess you can also say the wildfire is power. I mean, it's literally like fire power. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, they definitely have a secret weapon. Jeez, man. But that secret weapon, if you used it correctly, could blow up the entire city and just kill everybody. Yeah, it definitely could. Arya, they just said Arya and that guy, Jochen. Is that the name Jochen? I don't know why that guy was locked up in that wagon, in that cage on a wagon, dude. I really don't. Something tells me that the people he was were probably like ravagers or rapers or something because they seemed like some just some backwood, just some, you know what I'm saying? But he's always talking third person, walking up in the sneakiest ways. But he told Arya, she can kill three people, name them. Or four. Yeah. Or a wizard. I'm pretty sure it's three, but I don't know why I'm thinking four. I can't tell you wrong. Yeah, because remember, because basically the same theme happened with Daenerys, three deaths paid for a life, remember? Or one life paid something like that. Yeah. Basically there's three dragons. There's definitely a culture of sacrifice. Yeah. A piece of the gods. Life pays for death. But yeah. Things of that nature. Lots of things like that. Yeah. You know the thing, and this is just totally off the cuss guys, but the thing that's the coolest about the show, the reason that I can really buy into it is if you want to take all of the juju and all the huban of it right with the, you know, like the thing that we saw, the supernatural demon looking thing that you wouldn't call it. If you take that stuff out, it's not crazy to think beyond the, somewhere out there guys like the laws of physics and what we understand to be like physical reality could be fundamentally different or it could be a lot more complex or maybe alchemy to an extent could be real if maybe we really understood how to manipulate elements at the base level, right? So maybe forms of alchemy could exist that we don't understand. Just saying dude, hypothetically. So what's the coolest thing about the show to me is that it takes place on another, like in another world, right? Not in a universe, but it could just in real life, like there could be a planet where they're stuck in these type of days and they have similar politics and the geography could be completely different than it is on earth. And they can't advance because they're so busy like fighting for the throne. Right. And they maybe they can't advance because they think in terms of like 20, 30 years because winter's always coming in this universe. You know, we have a very stable climate here that rotates. So we have a very calendar year like predictable. It's just really cool to think about, man. Because it could just be a reality in that point. We didn't see Joffrey this episode. Nope. Kind of sucks. I love seeing Joffrey because he's just the evil little tyrant. But Cersei made stabs at him in this episode where she was like, Oh, the king has it under control. Don't worry about that. The king has it under control. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, they're mad at each other. Remember? Oh, yeah. They don't slap in terms. And then apparently, apparently Tyrion and Cersei are good now. Like they're at least able to have civil conversations. That's always a really good thing. Right. So I guess the daughter is actually going to Dorne. Right. Like the thing is like that was like a whole like we're trying to see who is like loyal to Tyrion and his word or whatever. But it turns out like he very well could be sending her there. Which if he is sending her there because they do think there's an attack on King's Landing, it could really help her. Right. Absolutely. But the thing is, we don't know anything about this place. What it's like, what the culture's like. Right. We have no idea. I mean, it could be torture. You don't know. They could send that girl there. But it could be better than getting attacked in King's Landing though. Maybe. Well, maybe Dorne's no friend in King's Landing. You know, I just don't know. True. I really don't know. It's a mystery place. Absolutely. Hart seems really crazy. That guy said to Khaleesi, I will offer you all this hypothetical goal that exists behind this hypothetical wall. With this hypothetical chain on my hypothetical neck. Right. And she's like, I don't know. I don't know. But then he asked her straight up, like, what's your ambition? Right. And she said basically her ambition was control and power because it's hers by birthright. And that's something I was saying early in the series, guys. I don't understand her ambition. That's why I did not understand like if she really loved Cal Drogo or what the case may be. You know what I'm saying? I just didn't know. But here she goes again and they asked her straight up, what are your ambitions? She didn't say my ambition is to, you know, rid this world of this evil tyranny where, you know, evil people get false promises and in pursuit of it, of an evil throne so they can use their power to- It's to take what's hers. Right, exactly. Hers is just simply to take what's hers. And that doesn't really seem, that seems like a very weird motive to me. So not really sure what her motive is. Not saying that I don't like her. Like right now she is my favorite character because we're only died because she seems to be the most. Well, maybe when she saw those dragons, it was like in her head. It meant like, oh, it's mine now. Like I have the dragons. I have the power. I have to go take what's mine. Like that's what I have to do. So she feels like because she operates in a world that's extremely immoral, no one has the basic, like her own tribe, right, the Dirt Draghi. They're sitting there inviting them in. They save them from one of the most disturbing deaths you could possibly fathom, right? To thirst to death, especially outside of the Doors of Salvation, right? In the Garden of Eden. They let them inside, even if their intentions are just to try to butter them up and take the dragons, which is what I believe. Yeah. But they let them inside and her own people are sitting there stilling. So it just goes to show there's a fundamental disconnect and like her values and maybe she feels like she's just so like enlightened, prepared to the people that she's around. And so therefore it's just her spiritual destiny to go take this crown because she's going to lead the world out of this dark, oppressive, tyrannical state where evil people keep seeming to come into power, I guess. Right. Makes sense. I don't know. That's just my vibes. That's what I'm getting. I will do a lot of her side's a mystery to me. I'm just like ready to like see more of it because they only show a little bit of it every episode. So it's like we only can really like go off what we see which is not a lot. Yeah, right. It does sort of feel like that. Like we're just sort of trying to, we're trying to sit there and like, you know, obviously if we were watching the show outside of like watching it with you guys, if it was just me and her, we'd be like, yeah, I like her. I don't like her. And we wouldn't really have to talk too deep. But the thing is we're really trying to break it down. But man, it's hard because that's the film of the future. Yeah. Hopefully we're getting it. Hopefully we're doing our best to keep up. I'm loving the show. I mean, dude, I am straight up digging it bro. I'm just like, I'm ready to watch some more. We're going to knock out another episode 100%. You guys have noticed that we are putting it out pretty quick, but that's because it's a really good show. I wish we could put it out more. We just want to see what happens. It's very like addicting and annoying. 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There's just a really- And we want to do DC, we want to do- Right. Yeah. And we just want to like satisfy the most amount of people, right? Because it is a really big time constraint to try to edit the videos, right? I mean, we can only put so much out. So if anyone knows someone who is like a professional and who wants to help us edit on our videos or you know, who could do really good work, maybe you can put them in Content Living. I'd be really grateful for that. You can just tell them to email me or whatever the case may be. Yeah, guys, we just need to find an editor. So if anyone knows anyone, just let us know. You got anything else you want to say? Yeah. All right, guys, like, subscribe, hit us up on Patreon if you guys want more content and we'll see y'all in the next one. Let's go.