 Oh, hey, sorry we're late man. Sorry about that. Have you ordered? I have not. Yeah, I'll take the double barbecue bacon cheeseburger whole of bitches. I shall choose your 24 ounce t-bone medium rare with a side of your ribs. Yeah, I'd like the Cajun tofu salad, but I also have the fair trade tea. Whoa, I thought we were supposed to be beer buddies. What gives you the right to pick your wispy Wiggins? You know, it's my face. Yeah, your naked face that we're now forced to look at. It itched and I could... It's all great men's shaved their bears because it itched? We still have slavery! Dang, right? Yeah, good old age. It doesn't even make sense. Um, how about this? Just look at your face and now your shorn shame is for the world to see. It's embarrassing. Did Gandalf shave this brillo brush because he thought it was itchy? Gandalf is a fictional character. Oh, I'm sorry. Is someone talking that I can take seriously? Right? Seriously, you guys, you don't have to be so mean. Mean? Oh, let's talk about me. You're the one who broke the beer bond of brotherhood and completely desecrated our up-to-now untainted friendship. You've cut the interwoven strands that connect one man to another through the unspoken vow of facial hair, but desecrating your facial removing your gem awkward! You're making this awkward. Your hairless face is awkward. You're dead to us, gem! Dead to us. I guess, uh, still gonna go to scrapbook tonight. Oh, yeah, we'll do that. Thanks for watching the beard buddy's diner. The first beard buddy script we ever wrote. If you liked it, subscribe. Also check out last week's videos. They're pretty epic.