 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different. Do you remember that Chaos mod that I used in Grand Theft Auto? What the hell is that? That's Jesus! Oh my God! Yeah, that one. Maybe you repressed it like me. You know, I imagine you enjoy my torture more than I enjoy me being tortured. But yeah, I found one that I can use in various different games. In the first game, I wanted to try out with Skyrim and, uh, well, people tortured me, as you expected. So yeah, let's jump into the video and see me in pain. I hope you enjoy. We're literally seconds into this and I'm stuck in the floor. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, lads. Are you regretting this now? Little bit, little bit. Alright, let's just be an orc. I'm just gonna call him Pain. Because that's pretty much all he's gonna know. Alright, they're gonna try and execute me. Little do they know that would be actually mercy. Cause this is not gonna be good. I'm not gonna be able to do a thing, am I? If I get past the tutorial, I'll be amazed at this point. Yes! Okay, crowd control is running. Yep, am I just dead? Hold on, hold on, I'm getting off. Okay, great. That was fantastic. Thank you for giving me apples, somebody. So he just gave me apples. Meanwhile, I can't even move. What are all the explosions? Oh, they're witches, aren't they? That came every now and again. Just puts me into a loading screen. Because I actually can't do anything. Alright, you see, this is the chaos period. This is when you're exploring what? The crowd random fast traveled you to white run. I think I'm dying. Oh my god, this is so confusing. What are you doing? We're not going to be able to do anything, are we? Okay, wait, wait. No, alright. This might have been a mistake. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, no. My mistake. Back in hell. This is literally unplayable. Okay, this is fine. It's going to let you guys tire yourselves out. Just give them a second. They'll be fine. Any second now. Just give me apples. That is the real comedy here. Alright, let's try and do the tutorial. Okay, we're going to disable it and get through the tutorial and see if it'll stop facking up so bad. I like how this is the normal campaign. It's supposed to be chaos, but it looks like nothing now. We're almost out of this hell hole to go into a whole new type of hell. Release us, Kevin. I just see in the chat. Okay, we're live. Crowd control is running. Yes, look at these apples. Okay, I got some apples and then I fell down. For a few seconds there, all looked well in the world. At least my horse is fighting that witch. Yes, okay. Now I'm just getting apples and horsies. I already have 271 apples. Oh, and they actually do have a weight. Maybe I shouldn't have been encouraging this apple meme so much because I feel like even my horse is going to buckle under the weight of all the apples at this point. Doctors won't be able to come anywhere near you. I'm safe from doctors. Okay, I'm invisible. I wasn't sure if I was invisible or gone or dead. I wasn't really sure. Oh, thank god a town. What am I doing? This is the second game before someone kills me. You are the horsey now. Just my horse and 839 apples. What have you got for sale? Are you interested in apples at all? How can I sell stuff? I have 1,321 apples. I literally took all of his gold selling the apples. Let me just hop on my horse and get out of here. I am legit faster on foot for some reason than I am on the horses. The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that I am always in darkness. Look how fast I'm getting to this town. They'll hear... Oh my god, I killed myself, I think, from the fall. I'm going to get to the town and we're going to try and do a side quest. I think the main quest... Fucking hell. Okay, I didn't realize how dangerous your health is low. Oh my god. Eat the apples? That's a good idea. I go down to 10% and I just pull out a bucket of apples. Sorry about that. This guy is unfazed by everything spawning around him. My illusion is increasing. He just casually turns into a ghost. Oh my god. The amount of horses. Oh, I have a bad feeling most of them are going to starve to death, folks. This is what you've spawned them into. Gotta be careful on these stairs. I'm a little bit too fast. Oh my god, no. No, no, no, no. I didn't think of this. Hold on. Right on the horse. Get up there. Oh, really? You had to... Oh no, no, no, no. You had to spawn a witch in the stairwell. My only hope is she is blocked by all the horses you have spawned in. Oh my god, I'm almost dead. Well, it sucks to me you because I've got 2,695 apples. My health's bad. Just flying up. Oh my god, how many apples can this man eat in a row? Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no. I shouldn't have come in here. I shouldn't have come back in here. I should have just jumped off. Oh my god, my health's... Where'd all my apples go? Did I drop my apples? Oh no. Now I'm going to need more. Luckily, I think you guys got me covered on the apple front. I don't know why, but I feel like they're going to know it was me. There's just horses stacked up there and also a stack of 2,500 apples. I'm like, yeah, this new guy came to town running around like a lunatic, turning invisible, obsessed with horses and apples, and we found horses and apples all over the lighthouse. So we kind of know who he is. We're going to execute him next. I'm up on that chopping block. Where am I? Oh no, I've spawned here and everyone's pissed off at me. I'm in Riverwood. Okay, let's get running. All right, I'm just going to assume this was known. Oh, I will be literally out of your hair in half a second if you just let me go. 100 gold, you can have it if you can take it for me. This will be fun. Well, enjoy the game of tag. I have a feeling you're not going to be catching me. Oh, God damn it. I smashed into a fucking, God damn. The only good thing about resetting is that I have all my apples back. What is happening? What are you doing? Oh no, please live. Am I okay? Okay, that's all that matters. I have plenty more horses. A little bit cynical, but oh well. Come on boys, let's move out. I do just realize that this is what normal speed is like though. We're going at normal speed for once. Wait, am I over-encumbered from apples? Is that why I slowed down? Okay, this might take a little too long. For every 10 apples, it lowers 0.1. So that means to get one, I got to eat 100 apples, and I got to get down 30, what is it, 30? So that's, wait, no, I'm way off. How to think when I'm just eating that many apples. I know I could drop them by the way, but I don't want to. I want to eat the apples that have been given to me here by my community. I don't want to. I don't want to come across as ungrateful. It's just literally 300 apples to eat. Oh yes, okay, you didn't remove the speed up power on me. You just gave me so many apples. That's what it looked like to be over-encumbered, and I'm over-encumbered again because you're giving me apples. Who knew the hit effect out of all of this would be apples. Oh no. Wait, that's just a bird. There's something screaming at me, but that's just a bird. Okay, I feel like, yeah, that's the dragon. There we go. I was like, that's a weird, a weird call from that bird. Well, I'm dead. Mid-conversation, I'm just like, yes, I'll die. I think I'm actually better off staying over-encumbered. I know it's nice to be able to run fast for traveling, but it makes it really hard to actually move around when I need to. It seems like I'm moving so slow now when this is like fast movement. Oh my God, stop, stop, stop, stop. You just killed a horse. I know you probably did that like 30 seconds ago. You saw me on the horse, you're like, oh no. Oh no, no, no. What have I done? One person's just like, Kevin, the horse killer. It's not my fault, okay? You guys did it. Not me. Killed one horse, but you got five more. Yeah, I mean, like, I'm fine with it. Like, logistically, it's fine. It's just, you did kind of just murder a horse. All right, I'm going in. I'm going in suddenly just to catch you off guard so you can't spawn a load of shit in my way. Oh no, there it is. A load of shit in my way. Oh my God, what are you doing in here? No, I'm getting stuck. Okay, I'm getting on the horse. The game does not like it when I get on the horse, but at least when I get on the horse, I can get off the horse and I can get through the door. Or can I get off the horse? I don't know. Apparently, the horse one was supposed to be helpful, but it's not really working that way for me and you guys. I don't think you like the word helpful. Why does it say dragon up the top? Has someone spawned a dragon in the ship? I think we've broken this quest. I don't think I can do it. I am amazed that the game hasn't crashed. I'm actually super impressed. The game crashed. The timing. I was just about to say I'm super impressed that we've gotten the whole stream without a crash when so much has been going on. I'm afraid the loot's already been moved. You've been useful to the Black Bloods though. You've earned a quick death. My people spawn horses. Bring them death. Death by hooves to all of you. What is this? I think I can just let them fight. Wait, someone spawned a witch. Get to me. You've got to get through my herd. It's just like 20 horses on top of me. I think my guy is fighting the horse now. I want to leave. I want to leave the area. I am like morphing through the wall at this point. Yeah, I want it. Okay. No, I have morphed entirely through the wall. Hold on. Where's my enemy? He's in the freaking walls. Oh my god. It just works. Okay, that's not going to work. What was that? I mean, it's a valid question. I'm just not sure I have an answer for you. I think we've ruined the ship. You know what? I think that's a fate worse than death. I think I'm happy with that. That's enough revenge for trying to kill me. She's going to get smothered by horses. A job well done, huh? Oh no. I'm about to die from a dragon. Hold on. Okay, let me just eat one of my 4,000 apples. A few of them. There we go. Full health. Just like that. That's great. I'm never going to see that doctor again. I'm pretty sure my guy's going to be going to the doctor tonight for constipation issues. He's eating so many apples. Oh, whatever the hell it's called. Troll? Frost Troll? Let me heat you up. Oh, I think my spell wore off. No, no, it's working. There you go. Conjuration increased. I think he's already on max level for that. Bandage. Oh my god. There will be folklore about this. The ancestors were up in the hills when suddenly 50, no 70 horses appeared. We all burst into flame. And how do you know the story? The bodies burned to a crisp hooves, tracking, leading off into the valley. Don't stare. Everyone dead. Thanks for lowering my health. Don't worry. I still have. I've used a lot of them, but I still have 5,300 apples. I ate less a while ago and I ate some, but now I have more. This would make math entirely impossible to teach. Imagine being in this world and you're in school and you're like, okay. So Kevin has 3,348 apples. He ate 200 of them. How many apples does he have? How many answers somehow more he started with? If one train leaves at 5 p.m. and the other is going 80 miles per hour and leaves at 6 p.m. How many apples does Kevin have? Oh, I punched the horse. The poor horse. Cause like if I punch them, they become my enemy and then of course they immediately burst into flame. Wait a second. Where's the dragon? Come here. Come close. Oh, this is our final quest. The real quest was inside us all along. Whatever that means. Nightmare problem? My downstairs plate with nightmares. Well, I'm sorry about the horse noises you're going to be hearing. I said, oh my God. Well, you're not going to have to worry about sleep anymore. Oh, Jesus. The guy is dead. Oh, the giants. You're no match for me. I am too fast for you. Wait, let me eat a few hundred apples. I'm just wondering can I kill them with horses? I know a lot of you will die but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Okay. I don't suppose you could spawn 300 horses. A few more dozen horses and I'm good. Oh God. Maybe a few more hundred. Oh, those ones are going to heaven. You weren't just a good horse. You were a great horse. Where's it? You got him? Okay, you got him. Yes. We've done it. Oh, congratulations everyone. Well done. This is the battlefield. Some of the horses are still going to heaven. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, that one's going to hell. This is so nice. We've completed our quest. I don't know what our quest was but we've completed our quest and now we're free to set up a ranch. I don't know why we did it here where all the horses are bound to freeze to death but I'm just happy to be here with them. Oh, me likey. What is this madness? This would be a good painting. This, if it wasn't for the effects I would buy that on a display. Now eat them. The apples are the horses. No, I think we will end it there. I don't think we want to go down that route.