 Good morning from wet paradox Colorado. So yesterday evening when we were going over the route We were worried about rain in the afternoon making the dirt roads really wet and Impassable, but it rained last night. So we don't have to worry about rain this afternoon because it already happened Oatmeal, yeah Oh Those teeth they're so party Looping your chain got to move that baby off. You know that Although you had that belt drive you don't that's true. That's true So good so good It was awesome meeting you guys there was no snoring No farting May not have been a little snoring Hey Dana, you know what I'm excited to do today We don't want rain. We don't want rain. Good morning cows. Good morning It's a staring contest with this cow the route today our final day takes us into Moab There is some incline. We go up about 4,000 feet We go down. I think about 5,500 and there's some dirt and There's some desert and there's some mountains And it's an adventure. I've never ridden this way in my life. So it's all gonna be new I know what you're thinking Ryan. This is a beautiful valley. You should really get some drone shots of this Unfortunately, I broke the drone yesterday. I nicked it against the canyon wall broke a propeller and It's just not flying right Bummer. Oh, this feels so good. There is sunshine in the sky So if we just left Colorado that means we're in Utah now and it's time for happy dance You ready for this Dana? Let's do it. How you feeling today Dana? Awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I do it's like the last day, you know, I don't want it to go too fast and The weather's pretty nice. It's like cold and then the sun comes out. It's warm and it's like we're gonna mix of everything But I think I'm gonna put on my shades now. You gotta look cool. It's time for those windy descents It's time to vandalize some state property putting these stickers on and that sticker is for Dana's foundation In honor of her brother Rocky. They give money to all sorts of great programs And to do good stuff Wow, it's built into the rock This house right here might be one of the coolest houses. I've ever seen it's actually built into the side of that canyon wall That is fun. I would love to see the inside. I'm excited to be in Utah. It's definitely one of my favorite states I love the nature especially in this part of Utah. I love the desert. I love Moab. I love Canyonlands all that stuff Going up again. We're headed up there We got this How fast are we going Dana? Four. Four. That's four miles an hour He's steep Ryan When I ring that bell, I think the ice cream man is nearby and it makes me want ice cream But I don't think he's anywhere near here Although that would be a great hallucination Found another one of nature's aid stations. We got another spring right here. I think we'll fill up There's something about spring water. It pretty much tastes like all other water, but it's just there's something special about it Yeah, because we climbed up that hill to get it. That's true. We earned this water. I mean mountain Darn it the wind came back and it's a cold wind. I think the temperature up here is Freezing it was freezing for spring time, but it's not on maybe 40 That's what you want to see right there We are now in the town of Lasal, which means the salt Have been a little snack and that we're still up high We're still at about 7,000 feet and pretty soon here We're gonna get on a dirt road and I think that's we're gonna we're gonna turn this thing into an adventure real quick Want some day old peanut butter jelly? Look at this Dana is wearing rubber surgical gloves to stay warm My mouth looks full of peanut butter jelly, but think of it as a raincoat for your fingers Time for some dirt This is a really fun road. It's nice and downhill And the gravel is fun. We're bouncing around on the rocks. I like it Oh, it's raining getting suited up because Yeah, it's happening We've been wishing it away all morning, but it didn't work now. We want to get through this as fast as possible It's adventure time It's not just rain it's hail but hail is actually good because it won't make the road is wet That's all I care about right now. We don't want this road turning into mud What'd you say? What's wrong? You break your bike. Oh Shit, it's that mud of death It's the mud of death. It's happening. Oh crap It's mud is not what we wanted and it's already gumming up our tires. It's amazing how quickly this I can't even like pedal these bikes No I mean look at that. It won't even move It's clay It locked up our bikes that fast. Holy shit. I mean we can't even push them out of here All right, so worst-case scenario is happening road has turned into this Our tires are locked. No bueno, and it's pretty damn cold This is nuts Oh my god Mommy Luckily, we have some cell coverage and Dana is talking to Xantha who happens to be in Moab and We think maybe we'll push our bikes back three miles to the road and she can pick us up We'll see. It's amazing how fast that happened and it wasn't that much rain. It immediately bam Turned into cement if it gets too hard I'll carry your bike and if it gets too hard you carry my bike deal We found that it's fast if we hold up the front tire Dana, there's nobody I'd rather be stuck with than you. You know what we got this we got this We got this we've gotten around the corner We've gone A hundred yards. Yeah, and think about the bright side right now. It stopped raining. Thank God This is me standing on the pedals The bike will not move. Oh, there we go. One pedal stroke. Oh, yeah. Wow. That is a chunk of mud Where's the ice cream man when we need them? It's funny. They warned us and the instructions about this road if it got wet. It's gonna be tough I'm not sure I took it very seriously, but now I understand why holy crap Yeah, if you even think it's gonna rain. Do not come on this road Bad news bears I'll give you a thousand dollars if you take three pedal strokes That's not even one yet Ice skating Nothing like this has ever happened to me where I just can't even can't even push my bike let alone ride my bike It all has to do with mud They warned us So good to see you. Oh Man, this is not how I envisioned this adventure ending You know, I'm kind of bummed out I like to finish my adventures the way that I have them planned out But I guess that's why they call them adventures. You never know quite what is going to happen and luckily Xantha and Don were meeting us in Moab. Anyway, tonight Ah, so they're they were here to rescue us But man, I still loved the experience. It was incredible It really was besides the crazy-ass mud and overall the ride was breathtaking Amazing so much fun. Yeah, we just got bogged down. I said last 20 miles 20 miles We did about 35 ish of 60 today. So I feel pretty good about that. We did the big hills We did all of the climbing climbing climbing. Unfortunately. We missed out on the fun dirt stuff. And then Tonight we have spaghetti and cheese bread. Oh spaghetti What to plan another one? Let's do another let's do it again. Let's do it again ready to save us again