 I swear, God, can Nintendo stop doing these early directs? I mean, to be fair, the last one was at, like, 2 p.m. Which is still pretty early! I still had to wake up for that one. But 7 a.m.! Come on, Pokemon! I'm up. It's a little late. Actually, it's... You're gonna hate me. It's 11.40. And I'm so tired! I haven't seen this yet. I am hoping to God that it's good so that this video doesn't suck. And really feel the suck when you vacuum as Dingo does. Feel the suck? I'm actually just scared bringing up YouTube. I hate, I hate the internet in 2021 because this direct is about 3 hours old at this point. I know as soon as I bring up YouTube, my recommend it's gonna be full of Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Pearl, and Diamond Remake, Pokemon Bear! Before I even get to click on the damn direct and watch it for myself. So I have to, like, close my eyes and be really careful. I'm not... I'm not gonna look Pokemon direct. Okay, here we go. Oh, wait, wait. There's still people... God dang it! God dang it! I literally clicked on what I thought was the direct. I guess it's still going. And I already have something spoiled! It's impossible. You can't avoid spoilers anymore. Okay, this is a different one that's not still going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care anymore. I don't care anymore. I gotta put my headset on. That hollow Charizard, though. By the way, if you like opening Pokemon cards, Kim and I are opening Pokemon cards. Tomorrow and I are my Twitch. Step counter... Oh, I miss my step counter. Look, I already know what's coming, okay? I'll ruined it for myself. But I'm loving the retro throwback. I could already tell if I was watching this right now, I would be like, something is happening. We're getting some kind of... It has to be Diamond and Pearl, right? Ruined it. Oh my God, look at all this. They're going through everything. I never even had whatever that is. I had that. Black to white to... Black to white to... This is fun. I like this. Hurry up, though. Give me something already, alright? Can I... I'm ruining everything. But can I say that I know I'm a 30 year old man and I think some people might... I don't know, maybe? But I think some people might look at you and be like, you're 30, why do you like Pokemon? This is the 25th anniversary. And I'm 30. Basic math tells you that Pokemon came out when I was 5. I grew up in the 90s. Pokemon and I are like the same age. We've grown up together. It's just always been there. I love Pokemon. I'll always love Pokemon. I might be confused by the new Pokemon. The Eevees. The Pikachu's. The Agamons. I love them all. My coffee's getting everywhere. I got rings all over the table. Cool. That was cute. I like that a lot. Hello everyone. Hi. On the new Pokemon Snap game, we've put together a video that will show you some of the game. Please have a look. I wonder why Snap was absent from the Direct. This makes more sense. Welcome to the world of new Pokemon Snap. Oh my God. This is the lentil region. Oh my God. Look at this. Why can't we get a Pokemon actual game that looks like this? It's such a tease. I do like Pokemon Snap. But I'm happy this is happening. But the character models, the Pokemon, the real life-ness, you're throwing an apple at it. But imagine if that was a Pokeball and you could actually just do a Pokemon game like this. That's cute. It is cute. It's cute. Wait, what? Wait, what? Oh, end of next month. Okay. Cool. Cool. I want no one guess about Pokemon Cafe Mix. I'd like to present the latest news about the Pokemon video game series. Have a look at this video. I wonder what it could be. What could it possibly be? I'm so mad. You know how much I'd be losing my mind right now? Because I literally, like I thought this would happen in the last Direct. I had it on my bingo sheet. And I was like, trust me, it's happening. And I was right. And my moment of glory was stripped away from me. It's still pretty cute. The style is not what I expected. It looks kind of... Sorry. It looks kind of fan-made. I don't want to be negative. Brilliant diamond. Shining pearl. Oh, that's cute. What's the... This is a tale from a long, long time ago. I'm sorry. What is happening? What is happening now? What is this now? What am I looking at? What am I looking at? What am I looking at? What am I looking at? What the hell have you done? Pokemon? It... What the... Shut up. What? I'm literally going to cry. This is all I've ever... Oh, no way. This is exactly what I wanted. This is exactly what I've wanted for, like, years. I've made so many videos describing exactly what I just saw. I have begged Pokemon and Nintendo to make it... I'm spitting. I'm spitting on the microphone. I have chills. That's exactly the premise I've been asking for. Look at this. Why can't we get a Pokemon actual game that looks like this? It's such a tease. The character models, the Pokemon, the real life-ness. You're throwing an apple at it, but imagine if that was a Pokeball that you could actually just do a Pokemon game like this, I'm speechless. Besides myself, I never thought they would do it. I never thought they'd even try it. I was losing hope. I've just made so many videos about this. I've talked about this so many times. I've begged for this so many times. It's... Oh, my God. They look great. It's like, even though it's the same Pokemon, the same region from, like, 2007, it's so much more exciting. It's like, it's completely rejuvenated. It's like I want to dive in again because I can see it and I can play it from a whole different aspect. The aspect of my dreams, the aspect of reality, of what I've always wanted Pokemon to be. It's so different. It looks like it might even be so early that it's, like, kind of janky still. I don't know if the menus will end up looking like that. They look kind of like placeholder. You know what I mean? The animations look slow and choppy on the Pokemon. I think this is, like, very early, but the concept is here and they're doing it. You're battling in the real world and you're throwing the ball at them. Oh, yeah, I got a roll in there. This literally is Zelda Pokemon. Zelda Pokemon. Look at that. Look at that. That was even a Zelda shot. Come on. That was even a Zelda top of the top of the mountain shot. We hope you're all excited to set out on this adventure. Oh, my God. You have no idea, Mr. Pokemon Man. That was great. It was great. Oh, my God. I don't really even feel the need to recap. Well, you know, honestly, I don't even want to look at the state of play now. We can really quickly talk about it. I was going to spend longer on it. I was going to spend, like, you know, half the video on the state of play because I just know that a lot of the comments were going to be, what was your opinion on state of play? I refuse to watch you on Twitch, so I have no idea what your thoughts were. Feel the suck when you vacuum as Dingo does. Feel the suck? You know, we don't really have to spend forever on it because I can sum it up just the only new thing we saw was a game called Shifu, and I honestly think that game looks really fun. I'm really excited for that game, and it was probably my favorite, and now my favorite thing in the whole of state of play was probably Shifu because it was the only thing that we hadn't seen before, like every single thing we had seen before. This was almost just like a refresher course on what's happening at PlayStation. The only other true announcement I would say is this big expansion to Final Fantasy 7 Remake. They added Yuffie in, you could play as her now, which, you know, it is cool, but also there's a part of me that's like, oh, that's how you're going to introduce Yuffie. Like, she's just here now, part of like a DLC side mission thing, like, you're not going to play the next part of the remake and discover her in the story, it's just, I don't know, I haven't played it so I can't judge it, but it's almost like I would rather have just been playing the next game and there's Yuffie now, you know what I mean? So if you care about that, and you want to play the game again or you haven't played it yet, good luck, you can play it now for $10 more than it was. I'm awake, I'm awake. I'm ready to get on with my day now. Thank you Pokemon for waking me up. Some more Pokemon goodness tomorrow, on stream, Pokemon cards, we're opening this box, we're opening a bunch of the McDonald's packs, we got a bunch of whatever, you don't care. I love you all, thanks for watching and I'll see you tomorrow on Twitch, really. Or next YouTube video if you just refuse to watch me live. Gee, thanks. Thanks. I love you, bye.