 From Sunday, February 5th, 2023, let's adjust my picture here. As I was saying, turn off my Twitch feed, let's see, my channel, let's see that I'm streaming. Looks like I am. Yeah, looks like I am. Let me configure a video here, turn the saturation away down, there we go, yeah that's much better, yeah much better. So I don't have a bright magenta face. Anyway, I decided only a couple of hours ago that I was going to stream this movie tonight, the Killdozer, 1974 made for television film based on a short story by Theodore Sturgeon. The chat says there's two people watching, but I think that was me. I looked at both of my channels there. Gosh, my face looks so dark compared to the rest of the image, but I've got my two lamps here, excuse me, on full brightness, and I pushed my curtains about a foot further behind me so that maybe the camera will focus on my face. I'm not sure what it's, it's been having trouble focusing on me, I don't know what it's been focusing on. All right, we're going to kill some time, I only announced this about an hour ago on what little social media I am, and I don't know if anybody's going to come here. I saw, I got a note that, I got a new follower on Twitch after I posted this. I hope it's because of this, wherever you are, if you're here, you're welcome. Let me know how and why you found me. I'm going to kill some time for about half an hour. I'm going to show a cartoon and a couple of films, and then after half an hour or so, I'll switch off the YouTube feed, because I think YouTube is too dangerous, yeah, YouTube is too risky. So here, take a look at the, hang on, was my microphone not working on the other, it isn't. There we go. What gives? Why was the microphone not selected properly on one, okay, I've never seen that happen before. Usually with OBS, once you establish the microphone, it's set up on all of your pages here. Damn OBS. Anyway, here's the full cover. In 1974, when this was adapted into a TV movie, Marvel Comics released an adaptation as part of their World's Unknown series, which was a science fiction series specifically for adapting classic science fiction stories. And they chose to adapt Killdozer, you know, it's down in the corner, it says, as seen on TV. Okay. It's supposed to be here, let's go back to the TV room, turn on the video here, it's because it positions us a little too much of a perfectionist. Turn off the music, and then press play, I have the volume turned off here at the beginning of this film. The twitch actually gave me a copyright claim on the intro music to one of the main standards from 1960. If you can believe it. Here we go. Here we go. Just before lunch one day, a puppet show was put on at school. It was called Mr. Bungle Goes to Lunch. It was fun to watch. In the puppet show, Mr. Bungle came to the boys room on his way to lunch. He looked at his hands. His hands were dirty. And his hair was messy. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. Then instead of getting into line at the lunch room, Mr. Bungle pushed everyone aside and went right to the front. Even though this made the children laugh, no one thought that was a fair thing to do. No, of course, of course not. Then in the lunch room, Mr. Bungle was so clumsy and impolite that he knocked over everything and no one wanted to sit next to him. And when he finally knocked the tray off the table, that was the end of the puppet show. The children knew that even though Mr. Bungle was funny to watch, he wouldn't be much fun to eat with. Nope, not at all. Phil knew that a Mr. Bungle wouldn't have many friends. He wouldn't want to be like Mr. Bungle. There, Ms. Brown said it was time for the children who ate in the cafeteria to go to lunch. She hoped there weren't any Mr. Bungles in this room. He even got a salute. Phil stopped to return a book to Ms. Brown while his friends went on to the lunch room. She's struggling real hard not to look at the camera. You don't have to catch up with them later. Don't look at the camera. She did it. On his way to catch up with his friends, Phil almost walked past the boys' room, but he stopped and thought, were his hands clean? Okay, slap silly. High slap silly. I'm not going to repeat what slap silly said because he's insulting me. He's openly insulting me. Mr. Bungle's hair was messy, too. Phil didn't want to be like Mr. Bungle. This is his hair. Inside the boys' room, Phil was surprised to see some of his friends washing their hands, too. Phil washed his hands well with lots of soap. You know, if you squirted that much soap and a teacher saw you doing that, he'd just stop wasting soap. Phil dried his hands well, too. When he was finished, he threw the paper towel in the basket where it belonged, and then he made sure that his hair looked neat. Now, Phil and his friends were ready for lunch. Poor tall kid. Good Lord. There was a line of children waiting to get into the lunch room when Phil got there. He saw some boys he knew at the front of the line. Hi, Mark. Did he say hi, Mark? I think he did, didn't he? But Phil didn't want to break into line as Mr. Bungle did. The line of children waiting to get into the lunch room when Phil got there. He saw some boys he knew at the front of the line. They waved for him to go up to the front with them. But Phil didn't want to break into the line as Mr. Bungle did. I've been watching this film. So Phil went to the end. I've been watching this film since at least 1975, 1976. You learn new things all the time. The line moved very fast, and soon Phil was inside. First he picked up his tray. Then he got his silverware. Yeah. He put his knife, fork, and spoon neatly on the tray. And then he slid his tray along. I think every kid knew how this worked. He always enjoyed looking at the good food in the cafeteria. It tasted good, and he's good for him too. There's a one piece of brown salami left and whatever it is. Instead of having a sandwich today, Phil decided to take the hot lunch. Phil took some bread and butter too. And he knew what else he wanted. What else he wanted? But Alice took the last carton on the tray. Damn Alice. Maybe there was more milk. So he said, may I please have some milk? The milk, the school milk in these lunch programs always tasted terrible. It had always gone bad. Yes, there was more milk. This milk tasted good. Phil remembered to say, thank you. Thank you. Phil had good manners. He didn't want to be like Mr. Bungle in the lunch room. Phil didn't want to forget his dessert. The cake looked delicious. Giant square of dry chocolate cake. At the end of the line, the lunch room supervisor said she had noticed how polite Phil was. And she smiled at him. She wouldn't smile at a Mr. Bungle. This lady worked in the register. And the lady behind the counter, the same lunch ladies at every school. Freddy looks like he's about to vomit. Is that a cookie? What is that cookie like? Freddy looks very sad. Alice is causing trouble again. Mr. Bungle. Another polite person everyone liked was Alice. Freddy's no puppet. For example, when Alice sneezed, she covered her mouth. Alice doing it again. This protected her friends at the table from any germs. While Phil and his friends ate, a boy ran past their table. No. You shouldn't run in the lunch room. Only Mr. Bungle would do that. His shirt has the same pattern as the lunch lady. Phil and his friends wouldn't like to have their table. Then lunchtime wouldn't be as much fun as it is. They ate slowly and enjoyed his lunch. Finally, he had eaten everything except his dessert. He saved his cake for last. Only a Mr. Bungle would eat his dessert before he had finished the rest of his lunch. And Phil wasn't a Mr. Bungle. Only a communist would eat his dessert before. Who's watching? I see three people. Phil drank his milk carefully. Some children are messy when they drink milk. Yeah. As each of Phil's friends finished, they didn't leave the table. That straw punched through that tiny hole on top of the milk carton would create a vacuum. He wiped his mouth and hands carefully with his napkin. And if you weren't careful, is that a different milk carton? He didn't want to leave his place at the table dirty. I think his milk carton changed. He cleaned his own place well. Come on, let's look. Each of Phil's friends finished. They didn't leave the table but waited for all the others to finish eating too. He had a red carton announced. The last one done. He wiped his mouth and hands carefully with his napkin. Then he cleaned the table where he sat. He didn't want to leave his place at the table dirty. Everyone at the table cleaned his own place well. That little straw punched through that tiny hole. It was left very messy. It would create a vacuum inside the milk carton. Phil bought a Mr. Bungle must have sat there. Oh, somebody had chocolate milk. Look at that. But Phil didn't want to be like Mr. Bungle. If you weren't careful, the milk would spray all over you. And his table looked fine. No, seriously. Not a piece of paper or scrap of food was left on it. Not a scrap. No, Mr. Bungle sat here. Phil's friends were careful to put their waste papers and empty milk cartons where they belonged. In this way, they helped keep the lunch room clean. Phil was certain that Mr. Bungle wouldn't put his paper in the waste basket and his empty carton on the milk tray. Mr. Bungle probably wouldn't bother to put his lunch tray in the right place either. But Phil and his friends did. Lunch was good today. And then Miss Brown told Phil how proud she was of them. They had left their table. Miss Brown is a terrible artist. She drew her own propaganda poster. She drew her own propaganda poster. She said, do you know Mr. Bungle? Are you like Mr. Bungle? Mr. Bungle is a shame because he spoils lunchtime. This is the moment that I believe the least here. Don't be like Mr. Bungle. Have good lunchtime manners and lunch will be more fun for everyone. That's the part that I don't believe is the idea that Mr. Bungle feels shame. That's the least believable part. Okay, we're gonna watch Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse. Last episode, we left Mighty Mouse at the old Beaver River Station. As you remember, folks, not a desperate struggle with a villain but on with the story. He is concerned, this is a fight to the finish. He says, as far as I'm concerned, this is a fight to the finish. This is about to the lunchroom manners film today. We spotted that milk carton continuity and we also noticed for the first time that Phil was saying, hi, Mark. So we've got a new we've got a new Mr. Bungle joke. Oh, no. Oh, no. This cartoon is all about it's all about sex, about deviant sex. It's all about bondage. Everything in this cartoon is sexual. Hi, folks, who came in? We've got four people watching somehow. I always like that the carpet acts as a elevator door. Look at how angry she is. She's still dancing with her nose in the air. Wouldn't you know it? Full contact pistol fighting. It's the Adams family house. Two Three That was a different voice. That was a different narrator there for a second. It's one of my all time favorite cartoons. I'm not a great fan of the Terry tunes most of them are very poorly made and this one is a perfect example of what the Mighty Mouse cartoons were supposed to be like in the 1940s. It's just a perfect little blend of story and operetta and the cliffhanging peril. Everything worked. Everything worked in this particular cartoon. And it's so like I said before, it's so sexual. Everything about it if you ask me that cartoon that they the animators were obviously having fun drawing Pearl pure heart draped over the log an oil canary grabbing her obviously having great fun. Okay folks as as I was saying tonight we're going to be watching Killdozer. I decided at the last minute I saw it on my hard drive while I was cleaning up my hard drive yesterday and I was like you know what I want to watch Killdozer. It's a bad made for television movie from 1974. It's based on a theater sturgeon short story. Here's the full comic book cover. In 1974 when this came on TV Marvel Comics had a excuse me Marvel Comics had an anthology series called Worlds Unknown where they adapted famous or well known and well respected science fiction short stories every episode or every issue and in this issue they were adapting Killdozer and they took the opportunity to put down in the corner as seen on TV of course what's happening on the cover right here doesn't happen in the movie or the short story the Bulldozer doesn't talk and it doesn't have eyes and there's no woman in the story there's no woman in peril to rescue but we'll be getting to that shortly let me turn the music back on okay I'm going to kill time for a few more minutes who's here I know Slap is here who else is here we've got somebody watching on Twitch two people on YouTube say hello let us know who you are and how you got here um I'm going to kill a few more minutes and then before we start the movie I'm going to stop the stream briefly and then restart it again and I'm going to turn off the YouTube feed so those of you who are at YouTube come over to the Twitch channel the the YouTube feed is too risky here's the I just put the link in the chat it's too risky to show movies on YouTube I'll get a I'll get a copyright strike there's the link in the in the YouTube chat you should be able to click on that and go straight over to the Twitch channel so come on over there's three of you watching on YouTube now one of me because I looked at the channel the two of you who are watching on YouTube come over to the Twitch channel I'm going to stop the I'm going to stop the stream briefly and turn off the YouTube feed um and then we'll watch the movie on Twitch because YouTube is just too risky as far as copyright problems two more minutes I'm going to kill two more minutes come on over to Twitch come on and defect who's watching on YouTube by the way I actually don't know there's two people watching but come on over to Twitch and then we'll get started this is not a good movie by the way and it's not it's not a bad movie either it's just a blah 1970s TV movie hi Steve Morton come over to Twitch I'm I'm going to stop the stream briefly and and then restart it with just the Twitch feed going because YouTube is too risky I put the I put the Twitch link in the chat you should be able to click on them you don't have to have a Twitch account to watch to watch a stream on Twitch if you want to chat on Twitch you have to have a Twitch account but you don't have to to watch happy to have you watch Steve says K actually listen to this soothing Fortnite music it is Fortnite music Fortnite music is safe because they don't make any copyright claims on their music they know that people are going to be streaming their game so they don't place any copyright they don't create any copyright problems with their music it's smart people running Fortnite are geniuses absolute geniuses still got somebody watching on on YouTube come on over to Twitch we'll get started shortly okay we're just after 4.30 so I'm going to switch over I will stop the stream for about a minute and then we'll be back on and I'll talk to you on Twitch in just a moment