 Yeah, that street was fucked up. Is that the street we saw that bitch living in a tent? Yeah. She had a fat ass, though. Still selling pussy. I done been out here for 30 motherfucking years. I did a motherfucking tell me about selling this ass, bitch. I love it. Posting that tent, they be embarrassing. They be rude, too. I had somebody in tent tell me be quiet. Literally, I didn't zip that motherfucker. He was like, I'm beneath y'all to be quiet. Nigga, I kicked that nigga a tent. You don't shut the fuck up, nigga. Maybe when we just pulled up, it was an old homeless nigga conducting traffic like he really was supposed to be out there, motherfucker. Hey, I am blue. It may move to the left, move to the left, move to the right. He had on the vest and everything, but the vest saying warrior's game on the back. Well, I ain't gonna lie, but he ugly crack head. They are lame. I fucked with Oakland, bro. This home of one of the greatest rappers ever, nigga, too short. Great. They got a lot of young niggas doing it, too, though. E-44, baby, E-40 from Vallejo. That nigga said, what that nigga said? He said, I ain't got no dreads, but I plan on growing some. Yep. Yep. That nigga stupid. Became Buddha, nigga, nigga. Damn, I didn't know you were doing it like that, man, nigga, you should have said something. He's like, yeah, fuck you now, asshole. What do you think I got going on? Yeah, I put dick in her every night, and I pee by PS4 till I fall asleep, asshole. And Oakland weed. That's all it is. They got the weed from the doctor's office. Yeah, I got the best weed in the country, period. You know the weed good when you go to the dispensary and they ask you what's wrong with you first, but what are you trying to do? You want to feel your legs or you want them to be loose? You want a body higher or a head high? How much shit do you have to do next week? Do you want to smoke it or do you want to eat it? Do you want weed or do you want dabs? Bro, we really in this bitch. They started the Black Panthers in Oakland Monday. They did start the Black Panthers in Oakland. I appreciate y'all for standing the fuck up. That's because Oakland niggas is soldiers, man, real soldiers. They're some real niggas. Real soldiers, all of you. Real niggas, them niggas would get jumped and get up like they won. You almost died, motherfucker. That bully and shit now is different. The kids now get bullied on the internet. We got bullied in real life. The kids could grow up when we grew up. Hell nah, niggas say shit. You was a bitch, you was a bitch, you was a... Until you had to show niggas you wasn't a bitch no more. I'm telling you. Well, I grew up a nigga. You walk outside, they be like, what's up, bitch? Hell yeah. Kids eat more too. That shit fucked up. I used to get bullied all the time. For real? I had no friends growing up, bro. I used to tease me every time I went outside. Why? Like, I had no friends in school because I used to always talk about me. Don't play with collos, he got a big dick. Ugh. What you want to do, man? Ay, ay, oh, oh. Big nigga with the moves, let's go. Moves, we at the hotel show. I want you to sing a song like, look, I told y'all, I think that's a good idea. He gave me the microphone and said, let him use you. You know, I couldn't let the lord down. I stood up in front of that congregation. I've had some good days. I've had some heels to climb. Sometimes my clouds hang low. And I try hard to fight, but I cannot deny it. Your love's so sweet, it knocks me off my feet. Quasim, I guess so. There ain't no damn gospel song. He got mad, snatched the microphone and said, you ain't got nothing better you can sing. I said, yes, I do. So let me tell y'all, good God been to me. He said, talk to him. I said, he's been so good to me. He said, let him use you. I said, oh, let me tell you how good God's been. Y'all put y'all hands together. I said, oh, let me tell you how good God's been. Because he gave me a check at the first of the month. A handicap tag so I can park up front. I said, oh, let me tell you how good God's been. Could I get everybody to take their cell phones out real quick? Everybody take your cell phones out. And I want y'all to go on Instagram. And I want y'all to follow me, comedian Jesse McDonald. I'm real easy to follow because I can't walk fast. But y'all follow me, comedian Jesse McDonald. I was happy that they called me. They said, man, we doing a show in Oakland. And they said, they're going to give me a chance. I said, could I want to come do the show? They said, we're going to give you a chance, but you got to get there early. So I got here yesterday. And I'm hanging out downtown. I got my little red and white on. This girl come up to me and asked me with a straight face. She said, is you a capper? I said, here, I ain't no capper. I said, why you say that? She said, I said, if I ever meet a capper that can make me laugh, I'm going to take him home and do some strange to him. I said, wait a minute, hold up. And later, grab me by my arms today. Baby, what are you doing? I said, baby, I'm a handicapper. I shake the shit out of these shoulders. Hey, y'all, comedian Jesse McDonald. That's my time. Thank y'all. Y'all give it up one more time for Jesse McDonald. All right, Oakland, we got something special for y'all right now. It's town business right here, y'all. Y'all seen the next comedian? You seen him on MTV? One of your very own. He's straight out of Oakland. Y'all give it up. Who you think it is? Y'all give it up. Start clapping right now for Luis Ben. Look at this, motherfucker. It's so old. I knew it was going to be like this. I didn't even drive to this motherfucker. I walked. I just took board. I'm like, these niggas going to be breaking in so many cars in the parking lot. I'm like, it's bippin' and pimping around this motherfucker. Oh, mama, y'all looking good as hell up in this motherfucker. Go ahead and sit your ghetto ass there. We family in this motherfucker. It's a nigga. I know nobody ain't got a job in here. It's some boyfriends that came with their girlfriends. Look at all the females that bought the tickets. No, nigga, I did this because I wanted to do it. Look at Tom out there, and this nigga a little, bro. Oh, mama, this hell is shit going on. Oakland, I ain't going to lie. I'm glad to see all these black people in Oakland, though, because Oakland changing. Y'all see the change, right? All you niggas don't even live in Oakland, no more. Y'all live about 40 minutes out. Nigga be on the freeway finna pass out every night. It's all white people in Oakland now. I knew Oakland was changing. I was in West Oakland one day. That was about four days ago. I seen a white boy skating past Acorn Project. This nigga just driving. Do this nigga know he finna get shot? It's fucked up out here. I ain't gonna lie. We gotta change our culture, though. There's some shit going on. I've been traveling and shit. I'm knowing that, you know. We, if you're a nigga, you can't even compliment other men in Oakland. You can't compliment other niggas in the bank. I know everybody in this building witness, you compliment a nigga and the nigga say this. Man, get off that nigga dick, bro. You can't compliment it. You can't say shit to a nigga out like your hat. You'll pound an A, bro. Get off this nigga dick, brother. Man, I can't compliment a nigga hat in this building. Nigga, you got a headband on, hold on. This nigga look like Cheeky Cousin. That nigga finna bit the car and go play basketball after this. God damn, a real headband with a sweater. That nigga know he gonna get hot so he saving the sweat nigga, the sweat. It's a sweat band, nigga like, no, that don't work. Above us. Any sexy ladies in the house? Sexy ladies make some noise. Y'all sound single. You know, a female singer, they get real out, whoo! Love me, aggressive woman. All the aggressive women, I'm like, I don't like that shy shit. Like, female hella shy. Bitch say something. I like women that take control. I think all men do though, when it comes to the bed. I think men like to be in control of what the plans is. Men be like, hey, baby, let's eat here. Let me take you here, you know what I'm saying? But when it's time to, you know, start having sex and shit, niggas like the woman to be in control. That's the only time niggas follow directions. You know, that's the only time niggas follow directions and the girl be like, sit on the bed. You know, all right, I'll sit on that motherfucker. I'm bucking some shit. All right, I'll buckle my shit, damn it. Niggas be acting like, niggas acting like some pussy, pussy, pussy, niggas. Oh, I ain't shit when I'm getting head, I turn into a bitch. Hey, don't touch my head, bitch. I will never touch you, uh. Do your thing, bitch. Oh, mama's niggas. Sit your bitch, oh, she hella tall. She walk through this motherfucker like this. Look at her. I'm like, shit, I know Oakland got a new bad football team, Marshawn Barber. This nigga got a WNBAT coming to Oakland? That looks like the Oakland housewives in this motherfucker. It's hella hood niggas in here, god damn. It's some niggas so grimy, they don't even want a smile. That's the only thing I hate about hood niggas. Hood niggas just want to be mad for nothing. Niggas just want to walk around looking at niggas. That's how you know a nigga ride people. Niggas gotta walk. Every nigga that robbed me would walk like that, niggas. And it's a real sign you know you finna get robbed of Oakland, but niggas say, hey, check it out. Come over here, brother. Might not want to check that out, nigga. Damn, mommy, you got some big ass titties, girl. I thought you was with somebody. Them just yo titties. She probably all on Instagram with my friends. Only white girls do that shit. Suck some tits. Bitch don't grab my head. Nah, I ain't gonna get, I'm finna leave out this motherfucker. I just pulled up to come fuck with my niggas though. Sonny, whoa. Y'all talk about Oakland, I love y'all, man. Y'all keep doing y'all thing, man. Y'all beautiful crowd, man. Give it up for the 85 South Show. We got chief gon' be in the high. Call him loose leg. See them on MTV Wildin' Out. You seen him in the movie I got to hook up to. And you seen him in the movie How High. Where my weed smokin' Zach? He's all the way from the west side of Atlanta. We got DC Y'all fly energy up so we can get the show started. Are you ready to get the show started? Say, hey, oh, you got he in here. Say, hey. He needs no introduction, but we gon' give him one anyway. We're my ladies of the movement. Black men don't cheat. You seen him on MTV Wildin' Out. He's the other half of the old school food rap battle. Ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller's in the bin. Go stupid, go stupid. Stupid one time. Yeah. Big hoes, hoes. I'm from San Francisco. Her roads is full of Timmy's. That was our most late. Magnificent boot y'all shit. You know how I tried to close? You know, big brats is this right there. We got big brats is this. Sagging brats is this. Another big brats is this. Look, they go some more. Then they slap shit out of her. Stop before you hurt your neck. Oh my God, man. You gon' knock yourself out with them big motherfuckers. Look at her. Look, you, you, you, you, you. What's up with my nigga in the front? You got the Cornel West and Frode. Nigga, what's up with you? Intelligent brothers. We need to change outfits. This nigga here. Nigga look like a grub hub driver. You know what it is? Nigga look like he played Fortnite all. That's my nigga. He work at the Lab River. He do. That nigga work at Home Depot. That nigga work at the Lab River. He work at the Public Library. And he get money over there too, believe it or not. He know how to work to do a decimal system. DC, let's, we gotta, why the fuck are you dressed like you been shopping at Durant Square nigga? What the fuck? This nigga look like he went to Durant Square and got fly to the motherfucker. God damn Durant Square outfit right there. That's special. My little girl and my girl had an 80s party. So, you know, and I was almost late. Word. Boy, you look like you bought a dance back up in a Missy Elliott video. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom! Hey bro. Why the heist of piles in these bags? Hey y'all, this how high I am. I didn't even notice that shit. What the fuck you saying? I, I, I didn't, let's go. Cause I'm ugly than a motherfucker right now. Who are you? That's one thing you'll learn about Oakland nigga. If you gonna be proud of you bruh. I feel like a ratchet bitch. No man, what you accomplish is always an Oakland nigga that'll show up and make that shit sound way better than that. How'd an Oakland nigga say it? Nigga, you can graduate from DUI school. Nigga, your Oakland nigga show up. My nigga. I feel like a bad bitch. Oh my goodness. What's your weave itch? What nigga? Boy, this shit is hot. Boy, you look like an old pimp. You like, you got some hoes on the square. This is, this is Oakland, man. Like, this is one of the most unique, amazing cities in the motherfucking world right here, man. I love Oakland so much, cause y'all got so much culture and y'all stick to y'all shit, nigga. Oakland niggas fuck with Oakland. Bay Area period, just Bay Area niggas fuck with Bay Area shit. Period. Sit yo ass down. Tell my auntie we already got the same weave on. Come on. Yeah. Yep. Boy, you look like auntie husband. Y'all ain't gonna be working my uncle wife like that. You gonna be working my woman. Auntie, you okay, auntie? Uncle got you. I'm up here with my woman. Yeah, I got you. I'm gonna work with you. Sit down. Where you wanting to sit at, baby? She like shit. Just get an open seat. Go. She ain't got no seat. She like, uh-huh. They got the same weave on. Come on, auntie. Let's do it. They got the same weave on. He bought us a wig and she bought a wig and they put them bitches on. She bought a wig and he bought a wig and they put them bitches on. It's all good. They lost your wig. You done lost your wig. Don't worry about it. Go switch it with your wife. That's how the ratchet bitches be when they get drunk. I don't care. It's Oakland and it's my fucker. They know about it. They're too short over there. You gotta be careful. And East Oakland, it goes down over there, motherfucker. I went to East 104. Y'all got more hoes on that stroller than anywhere. Y'all still pipping in the bay. God damn. What's that? You see? What's that? What's that? What the hell? You see? Old bitches walking the stroll on East 104, nigga. What the hell this building made out of a penis? East 104, my bad. I was just trying to get the fuck away from there. I didn't say it right. Yeah, that street was fucked up. Is that the street we saw that bitch living in a tent? Yeah. She had a fat ass, though. Still selling pussy. I done been out here for 30 motherfucking years. I did a motherfucking tell me about selling this ass, bitch. I love it. Those in their tent, they be embarrassed. They be rude, too. I had somebody in the tent tell me be quiet. Literally unzip that motherfucker. He was like... I'm gonna need y'all to be quiet. Eat that nigga tent. You gonna shut the fuck up, nigga. Man, yeah, when we just pulled up, it was an old homeless nigga conducting traffic. Like, he really was supposed to be out there, motherfucker. Hey, I am blood. Move to the left. Move to the left. Move to the right. He had on the vest and everything, and they said, warrior's game on the back. I ain't gonna lie, buddy. He oakley crack head. They are lit. I had an oakley crack head come up to me. He's like, boy, I see you all the time. I'm like, nigga, where, nigga? Crack head's got TV. I saw a crack head turn a cigarette down. Hell, no, I don't smoke no cigarette. That shoulda killed you. No, sir. No, sir. I had a crack head some money one time. I was like, hey, nigga, you better not get high with that. You ain't tell me what to do with my money. Crack head's creative. Nigga got me one time. It blew my mind. I come out the gas station. Hey, young blood, hey. Hey, man, you heard what happened? I'm like, nah, OG, what happened? Goddamn it, you mean tell me you ain't heard what happened? I'm like, nah, what happened, OG? You just gave me a dollar. I'm like, damn. You deserve that dollar, OG. You slick with it. Crack head's up here. They're running up on you, smoothing him with that L.A. walk. What the fuck are you walking up on? This debate, these niggas, is different up here. Hey, man, they running out of shit to save one nigga just came up to me, bro. You don't want to be bothered. You better not leave alone. That worked. Hell no. I fuck with Oakland, bro. This home of one of the greatest rappers ever. Niggas too short. Crazy. They got a lot of young niggas doing it, too, though. He 40 from the bank. He 40 from Valero. That nigga said, what that nigga said? He said, I ain't got no dreads, but I plan on crawling some. Yep. Yep. That nigga's stupid. I love Oakland. The whole Bay Area. Oakland got some young niggas that's doing the big, too. I like all black. He dope. Offset, chill. My favorite young nigga out of the Oakland is my fucking cookie money nigga. I just like the way that nigga say his name. He just always sound like he just woke up. It's cookie money nigga. He's going to get all the money. I ain't got dreads, but I plan on crawling some. They're going to burn some. The cops ain't the only ones got to watch. Got to watch your niggas, too. You know who my nigga is? Kick the snake. Oh, yeah. Hey, you know why I love kick the snake? Because that nigga don't even start rapping immediately. He just tell you what he's doing. I'm in the kitchen making sandwiches. I got your grandma going, hi-fi-fi-fi. My auntie said she like me like me. He said, I got your grandma going, what? I got your grandma going, hi-fi-fi. Your auntie said she like me like me. Then the niggas start telling you what he was drinking. I'm off that 1800. Before he even started rapping, that nigga that gave you so much information. I ain't got dreads, but I plan on crawling some. You come to Oakland and nigga stand on top of the cot. You must got some good-ass insurance on that Honda, sir. He said, I ain't got dreads, but I plan on crawling some. Then nigga, hi-fi-fi. If he ain't grow some, he ain't let him last that long, but he grew some. I don't know why that nigga probably like boom, but they fucked these niggas up this part right here. Shout out to Mr. Pham, too. Wait, yeah, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham, real nigga. You dig? This is Oakland, man. This is one of the places we've been waiting to come to, man. Man, too short. Too short makes you want to fuck off. I remember. I used to sing dirty raps with my Esau friends. Shit like that. Oh, yeah. The best song though, the most remember. I met this girl. Her name was Ann. Man, boy, that nigga. Boy, he went crazy on her. Her name was Ann. I always get the pussy because I know I can. Find this bitch a town that she ain't got no man. If the bitch caught my phone, I'ma fuck her again. And then I got one, too. My finger smelled like weed glue. I don't know what to do, because I'm off to the dorm. So we in the old town and you the lunch is at home. I had a big girl with some big titties. Hey, she like to flirt. She'll suck my dick in my car if I drop her off at work. I said you drop her off at work and you know it don't stop. Yeah, and you know we gon' rock. When you walk into the motherfucking mall, my nigga right there managed to game stop. Guess what? I ain't got dress, but I plan on growing some. I ain't no growing some. But I plan on growing some. Dress, but I plan on growing some. No, he don't. You ain't growing shit. It's over with us, OG. It's over with, yeah, it's just done. OG to let it go. Shout out to all the ladies in the building. She's like, yeah, fuck you now, asshole. What do you think? I put dick in her every night and I pee by PS4 till I fall asleep, asshole. He ain't got hair, but he plan on asking for some. Much love to all the ladies that gave some hair this week. Making this world a better, safer place. Fellas, make some noise if you out here with your girl. As if you saw your sad bitch in the lobby with another nigga. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. But you couldn't say nothing because I offered nigga bought the ticket, so you like, fuck it. Look at that cool ass nigga right here. Hell yeah. I ain't got dress, but I plan on growing some. Nigga just got busy. He the one that got them drinks. Nigga did the Oakland shuffle, then. Appreciate you, big doll. Oh, boy, what you want to do? You ain't ready for this? She was like, shit, watch this. Nigga must go skating on Wednesdays. Oh, shit. Look at the security. Nigga got no neck. We got Dr. J in this bitch. Don't stop a fight with no neck. Look how he going up. They got towel in the shade. Nigga's out there with their phone trying to find a seat. I can't see nothing. Nigga, I tell you, being in Oakland today, boy, it is Wendy Williams out there, motherfucker. What is up with the win in Oakland today? This shit blow you into getting hyphen. When y'all going to fix the potholes? Never. Hit a goddamn pothole today. My whole ass on my phone was like, what the fuck? What's that? Who ain't here from San Francisco? What's up, San Fran? Who ain't here for Pleasanton? Look at the white lady like, hey, asshole. She came here to support you. Rachel Cordova! You know Stockton in this bitch. Everybody here from Balejo. San Jose in this bitch. We're Richmond now. What's up, Richmond? What's up, Richmond? Hell, yeah. Masterpiece started his rap career in Richmond, California. A lot of people don't know that. He started in Richmond. No 11 records and all that shit started in Richmond. He started out here first. He started out here. Shout out to Spice One, too. What's up, lady? How you doing? I thought that was the milder. I was like, these niggas need to cut this allocated music off. You gotta leave me alone. I'm on this new birth control. That shit got me feeling real frisky. This nigga said I'm on birth control. You on birth control, nigga? Yeah, yeah. It's new shit. Niggas can do that? That's called pull out of her. Pull out of her. I need one of those. Nah, that shit ain't gonna work for me. Only male birth control is broke, nigga. That's the only birth control you can have. Ain't no bitch trying to get no pussy, no nigga with no money. Like, nope, no, I'm sorry, sir. I apologize. You laying that pipe, that bitch coming through. I'll sleep on the floor tonight, okay? But... I'm like, you ain't got another pillow? You sleeping on the floor, you gotta lay down in sections, all right? All right, I'm down here now. Now you gotta get up. Yep, that's the fucked up part, nigga, getting up off the ground. I feel sorry for people who live with somebody else that's sleeping in the living room. Because when they get up and go to work, you gotta act like you up, too. You in there on the computer filling out applications, you going right back to sleep as soon as they leave the house and they might go lay in your bed with it, and they ain't coming back for eight hours. You wake up as soon as they walk by, too. You just be right down. Like, yeah, I was just about to get up, too. Boy, it's fucked up when you fucked up. Not really, you just can't be seen. Because when you sleeping on somebody's house, you just gotta stay. When you see them coming, when they walk it down the hall, you gotta get on the wall. But something changed when motherfuckers live with you. When you let somebody live with you, it's like all the little shit they do getting on your nerves. When you do the house motherfuckers, how you got damn sneezing ass nigga? The fuck, bro? Go to the doctor, nigga. You got all this time sitting around this bitch. Get up and go get yourself checked out sneezing and shit all in my house, nigga. You gonna have to leave, bro. When you getting out of here, my nigga? That's because when people live with you, they do little shit that irritate the fuck out of you. Eat up all the goddamn ketchup all the time. What grown motherfucker eat a whole bottle of ketchup? You don't want shit because you don't want me to enjoy shit. Get the crazy part about a motherfucker sleeping on your house that ain't gonna get your kitchen. Get your last of whatever and come out and be like, somebody we're gonna eat there. Not now, nigga. Bitch, me. Put it back. You know what'll make you put a motherfucker out. What? A box of Snickers ice cream bars. For real? Man, ain't but six of them bitches in now. You crack that goddamn box and then one in there, hell no. That ain't gonna do it for me. I'ma tell you what's gonna fuck me up. What's gonna fuck you up? You touch my roaches. I been at work all motherfucking day. I know I got eight pools on this little motherfucker that I left from shit in this morning. And when I come back... Who been in the ass tray? They ain't even smoking. They just dumped them out. Yeah, goofy shit. You see them in the trash can. You be like, man, these niggas play so much. You shaking spaghetti off your roaches. Macaroni and shit. Mind is simple. Nigga, eat my cereal, nigga. You got to go. I'm sorry. I don't care what kind of favorite cereal you got. When you want cereal, you want that shit specifically. Like, you be thinking about it all day, nigga. I'ma have me a bowl of Captain Crunch when I get to the house. I got the milk ready, nigga. It's gonna be cold. Ooh, the crunchy Crunch Crunch. You getting that motherfucker nigga sitting in there in his drawers on the couch watching TV, milk still on his chin. Like, nigga, oh, I hope there's something left. You going there and ain't nothing but there. Dust in the box, nigga. You like, bitch ass, nigga. You ain't leaving me nothing but cocaine from Captain Crunch, nigga. We not just go past that, like you said, crunchy Crunch Crunch, nigga. You couldn't get Captain Crunch? It's gonna make you bleed. Captain Crunch, I had you drool for your mouth looking like it was busting her. Nah, you can't let them sit too long and then they turn into oatmeal. That's how old people eat cereal. My mama eat cereal just like that. She'll fix a bowl of frosty flay and let them sit. Look at everybody here. Look at everybody feel bad now. Yeah, that's what's fucked up. He ain't got to feel bad. You can laugh like I did. Look at the crowd, look at everybody in this bitch. Yeah. Open and then came the Bay Area that came out to fuck with us tonight, man. We're all like, he's crazy. Hey, where you at? And then he got the headband on like he gonna do some athletic. Can't do nothing athletic with blue jeans on. She run from the police. Yeah, he talking about. She talking about period, bitch, you a criminal. He's not getting here. Check her seat. I like her though. She got hot. Get your ass up. That's why you can't fuck with them women who say period. They down to do shit like that. I want you to know, bitch, to say period. She can't add. Any time bitch say period, I'm like six times eight, bitch. Period with a T on it. Trying to get fluid out. She still don't know. It's stupid. You only can get fluid out on spirit just to let you know ladies. 14. That's the only airline to sell fluid out tickets Yeah. You gonna have to pay for your seat belt, ma'am. Much love to all the ladies who got their check engine light on. That's some good pussy right there, boy. When that check engine light on, she is coming to fuck. She got no time to play. If she come out of that car, she coming to fuck. She know that goddamn check engine light been on for three years. And she pushing it. But if she come to get engine going to blow up. That Toyota got 258,000 miles. But it's mine, though. I don't got no note on it. Much love to all the pretty women with the fucked up car. Last four people ain't had no note on it. That's an eight owner car, bitch. Especially the ones that make that loud ass squillin' noise when you start that bitch off. You are the eighth one. They don't even know that shit cause eight dollars to fix, but she don't need a nigger for nothing. I hope they got damn bills. Slip off while you making the left getting on the exit, bitch. Whole apps are broke. DC, you actually dressed like you self fucked up cars. Like that's... All you need is five hundred dollars. I got you. Nigger coming to dealership. My man hooked me up with this dude, right? He said he got the best deals. This nigga got all types of shit, though. He said he got miles of rides. At least come with me, bro. So I can meet him. I'm telling you, bro, don't fuck with them people, man. He good from East Oakland. He gonna back off. He from East Oakland. He said straight. Hey, hello, you. You. You. Hold up. Hold up. What's up with you, bro? I called you about the Honda Corp earlier. Shit, when? Hey, man, let go. I'm telling you, though. Hold on, bro. He got the... Let me work my... So you said that it don't matter what... Yeah, no, no, no. For people who buy a car, appreciate it. So I seen on your little commercial that came on at 3 o'clock in the morning that it don't matter what the credit is, you ain't even doing no credit checks. $500 to get me the car. So I got my $500. I got the $500. Hold on. You want which car? You want the Toyota? I want the Honda Corp. You want the Honda? The 2019 Honda Corp. Check this out. It's going to be a Toyota, but we're going to put a Honda Accord on the back. No, I don't want a Honda. I'm telling you, wherever you're trying to go, it's going to drive. Just like a Honda Accord. You got to think like you in a Honda Accord. Hey, man, you didn't give him no money, did you? Yeah, I get it. But come on, bro. Chill. Look. I got a car for YouTube. You got shit for me. So just show me where the car is, bro. Oh, come on back here. You smoke a little weed. It's the car right here. What the fuck? That's a beauty, ain't it? And they got no doors on it. Right. It's a go-kart. It's a Honda Accord go-kart. But you ain't going to find this shit anywhere. Go on, Craig. I can't buy this car with no doors on it, nigga. Like, you got to at least give me one door. What you mean? Have you seen the Flintstones, nigga? You going to pick this motherfucker up and kick the fucking rabbit? I told you don't fuck with him, bro. Man, look. All right. You got anything else, man? What you looking for? Something with some fucking doors on it. I got you. What are you looking for? A Honda Accord. Uh, Honda Accord. Look, bro, just tell me something. I got a party to get to. It's going down. I got to get to a lot of it. He wants doors. He wants doors. You know, if you go, if you buy this, you take this car to Auto Zone and you show them that you're looking for doors. Damn, nigga, if I use the doors. Well, you're going to have to give me some money back. Nigga. Oh, gee, like, don't laugh in my face, my nigga. My nigga, you are bullshitting, my nigga. You not getting no money back, bud? What the fuck? You just took your... You can buy $100, nigga. You are getting... You just took your... What the fuck, bro? I'm from Oakland. I run in front of police. I told you don't fuck with him, bro. We really in this bitch. The Black Panthers ain't Oakland, my nigga. They did start the Black Panthers in Oakland. I appreciate y'all for standing the fuck up. That's because Oakland niggas is soldiers, man. Real soldiers. Real soldiers. Real niggas, them niggas will get jumped and get up like they want. You almost died, bud. I hope nobody in here is affected by the wildfires and shit. Ooh, I... I know they don't use to make it to the hood anyway. Yeah, the wildfires don't make it to the hood. They be like, oh, no, I'm straight. I ain't fucking with them niggas down there. They can handle fire. You can't handle force fire and no hood. Nigga, we be out there making marshmallows and shit. Nigga, be out there cooking. Nigga, we ain't got to use our gas. Nigga, what, nigga? Niggas out there, man. Fuckin' lighter. Like the blunt on the fire, nigga. Y'all fucked up, man. That shit is serious tragedy. And you niggas want a barbecue with light blunts on the natural disaster. We do in Atlanta. But niggas, that's the thing. Natural disasters don't really fuck with black people the same way, because we didn't been coming up in a natural disaster from birth. Soon as you born, you got to deal with so much shit. 400 years of this shit in town. You got to deal with a bunch of shit. Soon as you born, as soon as you come out the womb, it's like, hey, man, your credit score is 400. Like, nigga, I'm 38 minutes. How the fuck do I have a credit score? I'm sorry, little man. You got to get it together. You got a Nintendo in your name, nigga, from 86. Brother, this shit's so goddamn hard. It's hard being black. But you got to be good at living life to be black for a long time, like, to let you know that you're resilient. You got to look over your shoulder. Everywhere you go. Like, you can't even turn your back all the way. Got to walk sideways. Got to avoid so much shit. You know what, every nigga in here, I don't even fuck how tough you are. There's one thing in here that's got to shit out of you. What? What? A white baby. And that shit, whatever that was. Nigga, if you walk down the side and it was a white baby on your porch, you'll lose your fucking mind. So what you saying? You'll close the door with that more vote? I ain't falling for this shit, but you know you can't leave. They got that white baby outside, that white baby fucking around and freeze. You'll get us under years. That's why you got to keep a white person that you can call for help. Like, hey, Billy, hey, one of your people's in front of my house. What am I supposed to do? Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come over and pick your guy up. Yeah, I don't want to touch him. I'd be so geeked up. I never know. He might not even be white. He might be a tess. He might be albino. He might be Jesus, nigga. Shit, nigga. I want to see what the fuck's going on. I'm gonna bring the baby in the house. Yeah, the nigga can't talk. I'm gonna put his head back out. Are you Jesus? You hear me? What if he already peeping shit? He ain't gonna do nothing yet. Who, Jesus? If he already here, he's gonna walk around seeing shit like, yep, I'm gonna have that shit in two years. Yeah, he's just making a list. Like Santa Claus, nigga? Yeah, he gotta figure out what the fuck's going on first. That's the crazy thing about all the religion and heaven. Everybody want to go to heaven, but not today. I don't even like, come on, let's go right now. I just picked up some overtime, nigga. I'm trying to get my shit together, bro. Chill. Right now, shit, we can't go Saturday. But get what, though? They say you get to walk naked. It's like, it's gold and you get to walk naked. You good? Who went to heaven and came back and said that? Somebody sent me a voicemail. I heard it. You wouldn't believe what the fuck's going on up here. Get up here, nigga, but take your time, though. Shit, nigga. You get to heaven and don't know nobody. You don't know nobody. Your grandma ain't even up there. All the people you love. She was, but she got caught sucking dick and they threw her out. In him. This the first time you find out all your people in him. Girl, you went to all that church, just digging in front of Jesus? You get up there with my grandmama. Oh, yeah, got some bad news for you. Chico, Chico. Yeah, I'm a holler at you. Yeah, my grandmama. Well, she passed about three years ago. But when she was up there, she was good. She was good. Do you remember Deacon Johnson? Yeah, Deacon Johnson from the church. Yeah, he passed right before she did. We were like, oh, what the fuck going on, Deacon Johnson? They still had unfit to be. And you know a girl with the... Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, sir. Jesus sitting there right on back. You got to go. You mean to tell me my grandma ain't here? I do. Jesus, he hit you with a classic nigga line. It's above me now. I be mad at shit. Ain't nothing above... But if the shit go the opposite way, you end up in him. And you get down there and it's lit. All your friends is dead. All the hoes. Look at nigga scared to clap for the shit. You like, bitch, that ain't you. It is you. Hey, don't kick my fucking speakers over. What's up, OG? Well, you walking like a real white. W-W-E wrestler. And... See what you want, bro. That shit has been bothering him for 20 minutes back there. Nobody's going to fucking tell him. I'll fucking go out there. I'm fucking flipping the speakers, bro. What do you fucking do? Yeah, I fucking touch the shit, bro. That's what happens when you touch it. It doesn't belong to you, asshole. Fucking leave it alone, man. I don't know who the fuck that guy is who keeps standing on the fucking amplifier, man. Hey, white man, we'll beat your ass, though. Won't you come over here and fucking try it there, pal? Fuck around here. Look at all these niggas. Nigga will jump you, nigga. Shit. Don't do that. It's probably white people hiding in the walls in this motherfucker waiting for them shit to jump off. They did it. Come on out. Yeah, we got your asses now. Man, they gonna get their asses, too. Man, go back in that wall. Oh, yeah, we are opening. Niggas don't give a fuck about that shit, though. They brought a rope with them. They said, they gonna be sliding down the roof. Love when niggas come together at a time like that. That shit be lit, but you straight. That's how you know you're around some real niggas. The niggas ain't got nothing to do with it. They see another nigga run, hey, hey, my nigga, you good? Man, I'm gonna like, hey, yeah, man. Them niggas over there trying to be I, my nigga. We'll wait right here until you're good in the car. That's the way you do it. I love y'all, nigga. God said y'all, nigga. I love y'all, nigga. Some nigga just love to be in some bullshit. I don't know who the fuck them niggas looking at. This is my motherfucking neighborhood, nigga. If anybody gonna be on some fuck shit, I'm gonna be on it with them. I love being around them niggas. Niggas walk out with the pistol. You know when they got the pistol, a nigga woke up. Know what type of gun he got, boy, nigga. Nigga balls it, fuck. Yeah, he got that motherfucker tucked in his drone. Yeah, he got that bitch too close to the other pistol. I don't put my pistol right there. Yeah, y'all, don't treat your hand bad. Fuck around and shoot that bitch. Hold that hit the ground. That is a horrible life to live. Hey, my nigga got a raccoon on his back. What's up, nigga? This nigga holds children's parties. He's got some boomer-fool on his back. This nigga got a whole raccoon on his back. This nigga got a whole raccoon on his back. You play too much, my nigga. You have to tell your niece, stay away from him. He's up to something. And the worst part, the backpack ain't even the biggest bullshitty on him. What do you keep in it? Crayons. Fucking Game Boy. Nigga put out some old shit. You ever played a Game Boy before? Tetris. He keeps stuff that kids need, like, catch up. Wake your ass up. You want to catch up with a guy? You look like Big Steele of Juice. That's how he get him. He got that raccoon on his back. Have you ever touched a raccoon before? You're a freaky ass on somewhere, nigga. Walk around with a goddamn toy on your back. Look at here, the grown-ass man with a raccoon on his back. How would you feel if a nigga tried to holler at you? You just see the backpack straps. Yeah, you know what I mean. I'mma holler at you, baby. Thanks for giving me your number. Raccoon. You gonna be like, excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir, please. One second. That shit gonna be cool until you get put out by a black woman. Get you little motherfucking raccoon and get the fuck up out of here. I don't even fuck with animals. I don't like raccoons or dog-ass knickers. Ladies, why y'all do that? Why y'all get so aggressive? Why y'all get so aggressive when you putting a nigga out and breaking up with a nigga? Because they feel like somebody. They finally feel on top. Why y'all do that? You get to talking all the shit you've been waiting to talk. That's why your mama breath stink, bitch-ass nigga. But like, wait a minute, what the fuck, hold up. They know it needs ball head. What? Bitch, you just said my mama breath stink. Yeah, I hate talking to that bitch. Her breath stink on the phone. I'd be like, hello. Chico, you ever noticed on the day she catch you fucking up was the most important day of her life? Really? On a Tuesday? The same Tuesday my little sister posted graduate away from male school. On the same Tuesday that my uncle died. On the same Tuesday that my third baby would have been seven. At least y'all had somebody to talk to y'all. That nigga said my third baby would have been seven. She thinking about it. At least y'all had some bitches to talk to y'all. I like them aggressive bitches. They hit you with this part of the hand. Ain't nobody playing with you, fuck nigga. You done been hit before, bro? You have to tell the bitch, look, I beat your brother ass. You better stop playing with me. Oh, every nigga ain't here to been hit before and been in real love. Black woman still a shit out you. You ain't even know your girl hit that hard. She come up calm, so you just really just gonna play with the fuck. She thinks he crazy, but you spit her ass. This bitch just dazed me. Nigga, my knees hurt. I spill bitch. It take you a second to realize that she punched you. Yeah, hold up. What the fuck did you just do? I would never hit a woman, but I slam on the bed. Oh yeah, you got this. You hit me, bitch, we going for a ride. Oh, bitch, all right, here we go. Here we go. Suplex. See, you be trying to nigga, you be trying to nigga, bitch. But see, D.C., you got, when you fucking with a hood chick, you got to hit her with a little quick grab. You don't got to hit her. Just a little quick grab. She talking all that shit and you just hit her and you just hit her with the... Drop it like that and walk off real quick. And then you wait three minutes and she be like, man, touch it. She like that shit. Physical one. You ain't really got to touch a woman. I'm telling you, you just got to run up on her. You ain't even got to say nothing. She over there. You a bitch. You a bitch. Hey, some crazy lady over there said, that don't work. Right, some women you run up on. Man, your ugly skills is too harsh. Some bitches like that. Some bitches want to be hit, but they love them. You hit them hoes off enough, but you do not love me. Shout out to all the ladies in here that grew up with all them brothers. You can't wait to fight a nigga. Oh, that's what you doing? Let's go, then, nigga. Oh, baby, where your voice get that deep? Calm down. You know your nigga crazy. Call your brothers over here to get a shot if you want to. Bitch, I'll flip you and that bed over. You know my chopper under the bed. Bitch, stop playing with me. These women strongest fuck. Every nigga in here that play wrestling with their girl and got caught in a hole that couldn't get out for real. Right. You better let me go. Nah, she put you in a fucked up position. Your neck bent, nigga. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You got it, you got it, you got it. I can't breathe, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Your ass is going with the rock. You got it, nigga, for real, for real. Hell yeah. You don't got to beat up them all? Nah, nigga, I don't got to pin down with the knee. I put a knee in my neck, nigga. I couldn't do nothing. How did you get in that submission? Long story. You know how after you finish fucking, you're feeling the love and shit. So I'm laying down in between her legs and shit, we watching Martin. This motherfucker just say, got your ass and wrap their legs around my neck, nigga. And I'm trying to get her off me. I live up and this bitch fell down on my neck, nigga. I'm in that bitch like, okay, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it. You got it, you got it. I see all my kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women be thinking that shit funny, too. I got you, baby, bitch. I fucked up, Tika. For a women, abusive is fucking. No, no man talking about this shit. You see how we laughing at this shit? This ain't even funny. This is domestic violence. This is funny when it's us. That is fucked up with double standards, my dick. Don't choke me. I'm gonna choke you right back. Don't slap me, huh? You got a Texas, baby. We can't hear you. Oh shit, travel, it was like DC. Oh, look, Chico. Me sound like a little... Hey, Chico, I'm still living in how she made you submit. What nothing I could do. I'm laying in between, you know how fellas, you laying between your girl, Liz. Uh-huh. That didn't say you. What'd you say? You a bitch, cuz she got you. Okay. He just ain't never been with a lady that loved him before. Okay. I take that out. I didn't come away and say this shit. You a bitch. You was saving that one. Glad you got it. He was gonna say that anyway. He been feeling this shit. I didn't think I had to say that cuz boy, you fired a fuck, boy. Hell yeah. I didn't even speak in English. That's fucked up. Stop making fun of him. You got to talk that talk with that n***. No, DC. If you treat him normal, he'll act normal. That's how you call crazy n***a down. I didn't realize somebody else ain't here on this level. I'm telling you, bro. I'm the one-time n***a. I was in the store, n***a came in. He fucked around and started robbing the store, n***a. Why you was in there? Why I was in there, n***a. He was like, n***a, get up. Get up, n***a. I was scared and fucked. No, the fuck I did, n***a. What'd you do? I was in there with him. Yo, n***a, get up. Get up. Had to get up out there, though, but I'm like a crazy one. That is some fucked up shit. Yeah, that pistol changed the whole dynamic of the situation. Especially when it ain't yours. You be talking all that shit, n***a. Fuck you, I beat you. Whoa, bro, calm down, my n***a. Chill. Something ain't gonna fight. They just want to shoot. There you go. What? Speak that shit. You heard what your man said. Fuck another language. That's all it is. They got the weed from the doctor's office. Yeah, I got the best weed in the country, period. You know the weed good when you go to the dispensary and they ask you what's wrong with you first, but what are you trying to do? You want to fill your legs or you want them to be loose? You want a body higher or a head higher? How much shit do you have to do next week? Do you want to smoke it or do you want to eat it? Do you want weed or do you want dabs? And the white folk, they do not be mine, but only n****s be in that bind bud. The white folk be buying that other shit. The white lady in that bitch the other day, she was getting some weed eye cream to go under her ash. Damn. That bitch really need to go to sleep. She done bought some cannabis cream. The weed eye cream? You laughing, but they sell that shit in the mall. The weed on the streets are open and still good in the mall. You catch a n***a to sell you some weed on the streets. That should be just as good. They use some weed to make you stupid hot. Make you do dumb shit. You know you too hot when you get the oil change on the rental car, n***a. You know what? That wasn't even my responsibility. I done did this dumb ass shit. They didn't took my $60, but this budget stick on the key. They knew that wasn't my fucking car. Oh, good n****s be too excited to sell you weed. N***a called me and was like, I'm about to bring you a pound. I was like, I don't need all that. I was like, n***a, if you love me, don't give me that. N***a, I had some Oakley weed so strong the other day. N***a, I was riding. N***a, I had to cut the radio down just to hear my heartbeat, n***a. I had to look to see what that motherfucker's moving. N***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a. Okay, okay, okay. That's what your hobby sound like when you're too hot. When you're skinny, you can see your shit, though. Yeah, when you skinny, you can see that shit in my black. N***a, your shit beating like pepper in the peel when he was trying to get some bullshit. Every skinny motherfucker, you can see their heartbeat. That's crazy. N***a, I was so hot the other day, I went through the drive through to place my order. Didn't even let the window down. N***a, I'm talking about, huh, huh, what? What you order? You don't remember? I forgot. Who ain't here get hot? Everybody. What's the dumbest shit we ever made you do? I don't even, that n***a can't even talk. I never forgot what he had. Oh, wait a minute. Hey, this, this is how you know you have, bruh, when you fall asleep at your house like this with all your clothes on. Or somebody else's house. I don't like that sleepy weed. That shit there is too much. That's that hybrid. That hybrid, that big head. Now, that n***a make you go to sleep, n***a. That's a Teeva make you be like, n***a, I can get to the moon today. You got to get that right, n***a, because that shit had your body right. You feel me, because I already be up. You feel me, like, off life, you did. So I need someone to call me to part nine because I got 80D, you know what I'm saying? I have a whole conversation with your ass and start talking about some whole other shit you did at the gap point. You feel me, you know what I'm saying, bruh? I like them shoes. Gotcha, my n***a. I need some cookies. I bought some cookies. You know what I'm saying? You remember you had a comment the other day and shit, I meant it. What the fuck I was saying? I don't know. It make you forget dumb shit you ever been using your phone and go out of an app and forget why you left that motherfucker. You be like, n***a, what was I supposed to be going to do? Was I checking my bank account or going to a world star? N***a, what the fuck? Put that broo n***a down on my shit. He ain't always be another n***a trying to hit your shit hard. But he ain't, yeah, I appreciate that. Well, yeah, bruh, you had a hard day, bruh. What the fuck? I can't come up there. We ain't right. We don't have to sit that shit on the drone, n***a. We can't get that shit up there. Jump. You want to hit it? Jump. Don't jump. We ain't opening. That n***a approved a point in this motherfucker. No, don't say that. He a fuck around and jump and live. Don't say that to him. Smoking on there. What's up, girl? What you smoking on there? Love you too, buddy. Some fine ass ladies in here. I know some few ladies in here that got the click with the dick head on it. I don't want none of this. What's up, lowly Roy? Girl, you don't send them open, boy. Goddamn gave me that fit right here, boy. What the fuck in the muck, boy? You get with that fooboo? Nah, that's fresh. That's fresh. It's new shit. I ain't had no clothes in two years. They dressed like Uncle Drew. They got like it. We got in here tonight. What's up, all? You got the motherfucking Jesus chamber. Jesus on the anchor. Old school play of shit. You got that goddamn calling. Goddamn, bitch, you got that... You need help, boys. Your voice sound like some bad breaks. Where you from? Where you from? Richmond, California. With the Opa Lupa blue health. I like that shit. Let me see it. She got a whole bunch of egos in her fridge. What's up, girl? Yeah, yeah, look at that. I love Ego Waffles. I don't smoke this up so high. Any bitch that smokes new ports like me. If she smokes cigarettes, I know she like me. I don't need no cigarette in smoking. Uh-uh, bitch. Don't suck my dick after you smoke that cigarette. Your mouth dry, drink some water. Yeah, that's how you get testicular cancer. Can't let them ladies who smoke cigarettes. Bitch, try to give me tobacco losses. What you doing, man? You need a birthday hug? Shit. Look at the all trying to set it up. Come and give her a hug. Hug lead to love, nigga. I want a hug, too. I'm sorry, baby, I get your motherfucking hug, bitch. What's up? What else you want? I'm sorry. Bro, you better not fuck the girl with the blue hat, niggas. That's a bad decision. He'll be surprised. He'll probably sell life insurance. Nigga, we up. If her hat blue, she sell some shit, but it ain't life insurance. She a candy lady. She a candy lady. She a candy lady. What? You want a birthday hug? You didn't give me shit for my birthday? Oh, Chico, I don't know what that was, right there. Yeah, yeah, that sounded impressive. Ruby said, check out Bane. Yeah. What she say these things? She said, check out Bane. That's Auntie right there. That's that old Oakland right there. That shit, I was like, uh-uh, Chico, do not answer that. No, Auntie got that work update. Chico, Bane, come and get you some real loving, young nigga. Get you some dick. Suck your dick and make you some greens, some scratch. Make a fish sandwich. That's the crazy part about it. She whispered that. Well, you can stand that shit. She won't dance, but she won't dance. Bitch, I can't wait, bitch. Ladies, y'all still dance when you go to the club? With niggas? No, they dance on each other. Yeah, y'all dance on each other and shit. I'm like, bitch, I want to feel that answer. Niggas try to sneak up and get a dance. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, it would be her friend. Excuse me, move. Leave them women alone. They be in the club, busting it all the way open till somebody say something. She can be bent over with her whole pussy hanging out. One titty is on the floor. Soon as the nigga walk up, excuse me, I'm celebrating. I am married. All that attention. What's up, baby? You a greater baby. What's up, baby? I'm with Georgia Batty, baby. You did it, nigga. He was happy for y'all. But we played that all day, but nobody got there. 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It's a game on women here. I don't know why y'all want screaming. How do you know? What make you know you got good pussy? Ain't nobody told you. Look at all the ladies giving their reason. First of all... Let's just hear a few of them. Ma'am, you got all excited. How do you know that's some good pussy? Who told you that? She's having a terrible time. So out of all the shit that nigga told you, that's the shit you're gonna believe. Hey, some niggas lie, too. Ask if I would've said anything before that niggas be lying but you believe that pussy good. That might just be another one of our lastest niggas you never know. Shake it, shake it. Ooh, ooh, shake it. Look at them titties, they're going great low. Whip, whip, whip, whip. What? Yeah. Your body shake like one of them things to be in front of the car dealership. Whoa. Whoa. That's crazy, because I was thinking more of a linger bag. It's wash day, it's wash day, it's wash day, it's wash day. See, that ain't even good pussy behavior. Good pussy don't even act like that. What it act like, love? Let me find some. Let me find some. Like who? What they live across, right? Bitch, they got clothes on, make a nigga think about what you look like. Show the nigga everything. I tell you a good way to know that if you're gonna fuck these days, if a nigga leave you voicemails, hey, I just want to let you know I was thinking about you. I know you ain't set your voicemail up yet, but I just wanted you to know that I was on, you was on my mind. I just want you to give me a call back whenever you can. Give me a pre-voicemail. Niggas don't even do their voicemails no more. Remember when there used to be a thing you was excited about? Motherfucker call you, you got the music playing in the background. Every time I see your face, it makes me wanna sing it every time. I think about your love, it got me crazy. Yeah, hello, you have rich cheeks. So, I'm sorry I can't get to the phone right now, but if you need me a map, I'll make sure I get back with you as soon as possible. See, I was pitted. I act like I picked up the phone. Hello? Hello? Who there? Oh, what's up, boy? Yeah. Boy, I'm stupid as they talk to nobody, but I'm gone, ain't glad. I ain't even ever fuck with voicemail. You had a beeper, didn't you? Uh-uh, I had that shit I just ain't fuck with it. I don't trust that shit. Why? Because I'm an asshole, I don't even reply to that shit, so all my voicemails was angry. Well, I know you ain't gonna check this shit, but whatever, it's me who fuck you. Been working on my people skills for a long time. Yeah, that's the back of having a cell phone was a task, didn't you? You ever had that motherfucker call you? But look, call me back at nine. That shit was lit. Well, 500 minutes. 500 minutes for a whole month, Nick. Then you might get that little text, and be like, you done talked up 498 minutes. And you still got two weeks left. You like, yeah, I'll die. And the fucked up part is now we got unlimited everything. Don't nobody talk on the goddamn phone. Nah, they ain't got unlimited everything. You ever have a motherfucker call you and they piss you off? What the fuck do they want, man? Shit. You ain't got unlimited everything. Anybody in here over went over their data? That'll make your cell phone bill $2,000. You going there to pay that bitch? Yeah, you went over your data. 300 gigabytes of your bill is $25,000. That's a scam. I'm about to go get me a Metro. That's a scam. We don't know nobody about no damn gigabytes of data, bitch. You said it was unlimited. So if it ain't unlimited, what the fuck we paying for? But niggas don't ask them questions. We still about a damn phone. I use racism to buy my phone. What you mean? I only buy the black iPhones because they work harder. That cool. I did that. What do you want? They cudges. I'm telling you, the voices sound the same. She sound like a waitress. She said my name like my order was ready. Carlos. That was your sexy shit? Carlos. Nope. That's that same bitch. She just switch sheets. She's going to say my name next. She's going to get close. She didn't yell everybody name on stage. Right. She might look good. She just got an ugly ass voice. She always hold her throat before she talk. Plus, I don't trust that she got a fanny pack on. I don't know what's in it. All ladies got an ugly ass voice when they first wake up. She fell and scared the shit out of you. Call her. She just waking up. Hello. Hey, baby. I'm like, hold the fuck. She cheating on you. I'm sorry. It was a nigga. She boyfriend. You want me to do loose leg? Nigga. Goddamn. Nigga screaming. Nigga loves loose legs. Nigga my knees hurt when I do that shit. If loose leg was really like a nigga in the 80s, I'd be like, hey, man, fuck every party up. I think what it came out of the motherfucker. I think what it came out of the house. Hold up. You ain't come in yet. It's always a nigga that's always got a star in this shit. Man, what a real nigga's that, man. No dances in this bitch. Yeah, we got one. Yeah, nobody fuck with my cousin. Calvin loose legs Johnson, man. The coldest nigga. Oh lord, there he goes. What's up, loose leg? Hey, loose leg, we at Oakland. I think you got to show them people what it is you do. That's no problem. Let me walk up real quick. Give me some. Come on. I don't know what y'all think. Fuck with my cousin, nigga. Shit. You alright? Ma'am, you were yelling my name out like, oh, you some child support. Chico bang. Chico bang. Much love to all the baby mamas in here. Yeah. I know it's more than 15 baby mamas in here. That's how the cuckoos be signed or when you fuck the shit out of them. Nigga. Damn. You some man. Sound like you hit your clump, nigga. That's what I was saying, baby. Help me, nigga. Help me take her back. They just be laying there pussy-fart. Yeah, what the fuck, the cougar and baby? No, no. You need to stay out the nursing home, nigga. God damn. And she wanted to get in some ips and salt. But I think the ips and salt was scratching her skin. Scratching my skin. I'm through fucking with them cougars, man. They be wanting you to go to bed at 5.30 and shit. Cougars fart without doing it. They just fart. They booty just let it go. You just don't need no see-pooted. I didn't do nothing. Yes, you did. Gloria, keep pooping around this motherfucker. This is actually a nice ass theater. It's one of the nicest one we've been in. They didn't redid the walls. Oh shit, hold up, bro. We didn't give a shit after Marshawn Lynch. That's another... Oh, Marshawn is the goat. That nigga's a G. God damn. I'm just here so I won't get fined. You are so damn... Yeah, town business, nigga. God damn. I fucked with Oakland, bro. We got to come back to this shit. Oakland is one of the dopest cities ever, man. Oakland motherfuckers the show. They fuck with you in Oakland. They fuck with you. But if they don't, they gonna let you know. Get your maniac ass out of here, old mama's, nigga. Every time I come out here, man, y'all motherfucking city, motherfucking shows out. And I want to tell you, every last one of y'all, I love Oakland, but they show love. So we got to come out here and goddamn turn up every time. Right. Oakland one of them cities, man. We got a lot of cities in this country that got a lot of strong culture. Oakland got a lot of strong culture. And whenever you meet an Oakland nigga, they let you know that, man, I'm from motherfucking Oakland. They can't wait to let your ass know. I ain't got dress, but I plan on growing some. Have a conversation with E40. DC, you a motherfucking fool. Oh, boo. Now give me telling my son to bring that out here. I'll be like this, nigga, fuck. Nigga thought about they got that ad-lib on the shithole, nigga. And then we just sitting there, and he was just like, boo. Yeah. I'm gonna say that on the motherfucking track right there. Yeah. You a asshole, man. Ain't got dress, but I plan on growing some. You got to grow them bitches, man. They all this shit on the record. They all say some shit on the record, man. You go, damn. You know what I mean? I'm gonna pimp an Oakland nigga, lay the game down, shoot at a nigga feet, dance like James Brown. I'm like, nigga, whoa, god damn. When they fuck with you, J-O-N. Young, light-skinned nigga. Hey, I got this question for Oakland. What's the most dangerous club in Oakland history? Boo Caribbean? The new Caribbean? See, do you hear that? Nigga's a name. 200 clubs. Everybody like that. He's in one of them. He got it. Yeah. That nigga said the one he going to tonight. Damn. That bitch dangerous. Complex. I'm going to complex tonight. Complex. All right, so Oakland, Oakland. If you in the club, right? Let's say DC in the club tonight, he in the club, nigga shit going down. What's the one thing that he can hear to let him know that nigga going to say it every time? Ain't got dress, but I plan on growing stuff. What'd you say? Get your hand on my wallet. Get your groove ass out of here. I hear that shit in the club. I'm a hard-working ass. It's bad. It's bad. You hear Oakland nigga say it's bad. It's over. It's over. I mean, his mind is made up, huh? Shit, I ain't going. I ain't got dress. I don't need to be in the goddamn club. I ain't doing no dancing. I ain't drinking. What the fuck I'm going to do it now? I'm going to be in that motherfucker's tub, nigga. As soon as I hear this, I ain't got dress. But I plan on growing some. Dude. Am I wearing this? Hey, I'm not. I ain't going to take this shit off. My balls are sweating. Hell, yeah. You look like you about to go do some tabo. What? All them deacons be looking when they got their favorite outfit in the closet. Yep, I'm about to fuck these motherfuckers up at the barbecue. Now, you know what? That's how your granddad is show up to your school on career day. Who daddy is that? Mines. My dad ain't never had no regular clothes. He had suits. Numbered suits. Church shoes walking in that bin. Somebody daddy got on tap shoes. I think he had on a caggle hat. Oh, that needs to make me so mad. Kids be so wicked, man. That's why that bully and shit now is different. The kids now get bullied on the internet. We got bullied in real life. Kids could grow up when we grew up. Hell no. You was a bitch. You was a bitch. You was a bitch. Until you had to show niggas you wasn't a bitch no more. I'm telling you. Well, I grew up niggas. You walk outside. They be like, what's up, bitch? Hell yeah. That shit fucked up. I used to get bullied all the time. For real? I ain't really had no friends growing up, bro. He used to tease me every time I went outside. Why? I ain't had no friends in school because he always talked about me. Don't play with Carlos. He got a big dick. What the fuck is wrong with this nigga, man? Don't play with Carlos. He got a... It should have been pulling your dick out as a child. Freaking ass little nigga. You thought this nigga needed a fucking hug? Hey, man, fuck down. I know my life. I used to get bullied, too. No, true story. I never get kindergarten niggas to kick me. Fuck all these niggas, man. Did I just kick their ass back? Them niggas stopped kicking me. I'm like, that's all y'all niggas want it? Niggas. That's all a bully do. You have to hit their ass back. They don't be expecting that shit. All they... Shut up, shut up. Niggas, all they take is one... I am sorry. Not all the bullies. Some of the bullies is real bullies. You hit their ass, they be like, ooh. I really get to fuck you up now. Like, Big Bruce, you can have my milk, nigga. Chill. That's what you gotta have some real potluck. Sometimes it take an ass-whooping to show you what you good at. Right. Right. I can do it. I can do it. One ass-whooping to let you know that you are better at math than fighting. How many niggas ain't undefeated? Who undefeated? Who undefeated? You ain't never lost. It don't count if you one and old, nigga. I'm talking about at least five fight... At least, as I say, at least seven fights in your life and you ain't never lost. We ain't never lost. Who undefeated? I know some bitches out here, cause they out here hard. You undefeated? I believe the chicks before I believe the dudes. Yeah, I believe the dudes. Every neighborhood got that one bitch grown women can't beat her up. Her brother can't beat her up. Her boyfriend can't beat her up. And these bitches can't beat her up. She will win, just so she can beat her bitch up, too. Lil' Ron does. Well, we want to come up there for we to talk about fighting. You say, come on up here. I'll show you with the bitch from the name of us, dude. And you say, come on up here. I want to fight. I don't know. I ain't going nothing. I'm scared of that second one right there. I don't trust these bosses. She's really thought yelling out in that grandstands was going to make me come up there. Come up here. Bitch, your pussy look like a trap, though. That bitch done drunk some sparkling water before she talk. That after everybody in here they left their kids at home with their kids. Gas stove, that shit is dangerous. They just love to leave their kids at home with their kids. Kids trying to cook right now. Giving them mean ass directions. Alright, look, don't open the door to the fucking body. I'll call you at... What time am I going to call you? 9.30. I'm going to call you at 9.30. Your brother's going to be where? Sleep, and you going to be where? In bed watching TV. Alright, I see y'all when I get home as soon as you leave, nigga. It's on in this bitch. What you want to do first? Smoking weed. The ladies going to get home and the kids going to be fucking around the room. The trail was playing with your thing and now it won't turn off. Shaking each other with it. Make some noise if you got the deal during the career. In the safe deposit box. What the real freak said who got the deal though with the balls on it? You a nasty bitch. That is nasty. You bought the balls too? That pussy is trash. She got to find all the extension. Look, I need a whole body of shit. I mean, the balls, the dick, everything. She bought the balls. She bought the balls. She built the niggas. She built the niggas. Let me get the dick with the vein in it. I want one with a vein. She going to get the thighs next month. She had to put her niggas on left? That's how much me and love pussy. We wouldn't even buy no substitute pussy. Hell nah. I like organic pussy. Vegan pussy. Pussy from the earth. You and they hitting. You and they hitting. Waiting for us. You hitting the pussy made out of the same shit that my buddy dog was made out of. You and they hitting the stretch arms strong. That shit don't make no sense. That shit got to make you feel depressed as hell to be at home with a fake pussy. This is what life was come to. That's the step right before you stop talking to your family. Your landlord is concerned about you. He hasn't been outside in like a week. That shit is nasty. That's like dipping your dick in some applesauce. Like you is nasty. What? Dipping your dick in some applesauce. Niggas who don't get pussy, they just come up with all type of shit. Let me see. That's how you know DC been fucking with cougars. Young man, put your dick in that applesauce. That's all I can eat. I won't fuck that applesauce off that young mother fucker. Let me tell you something. That's all cougars have in there. You got to peel them bitches. You live in a rough life. I'm a gangster nigga. I fuck with who love me. Some of that shit you gotta turn down. Nah, you ever had that cougar when her son was like literally like the same age. I won't be over there when the kids be over there. That's be the best part. I'll be living that shit. Boy, I better not walk in the mother fucker house. If I ever walked in the house and my mama got a nigga sitting in there that's my age. Me and that nigga fighting immediately. Me and that nigga, no. You was not about to be in here throwing or you didn't fuck that nigga. You got to be at least 45 to fuck my mama. No, you're not. Not if you got a big-ass pills. Yeah, I won't fuck about none of that. You ain't about to be in my house using all my old shit. Hey, man, you some good shorts. You don't wear these no more. I used to talk to a big house owner literally like my age. He ain't ain't true. Yo, got some? I'm like, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get up in a minute. That shit make you mad. You did not son that nigga. Yes, I did. I'm gonna get up in a minute. Niggas, you ain't doing shit. How many changed the game when your parents got on Facebook? That fucked the whole experience up, didn't it, when your mama got on there? Your mama on there leaving motivational quotes up under your pictures and shit. I am so proud of my baby. She has made so much out of nothing. Please continue to support my love, baby. That's the uncle of a picture of her been over at the club drinking a Lamerita. Right. What's up? It's your man, Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood? Hey, man, everybody's been there. Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels. That could be a slogan. Precision tools for your family jewels. Man, don't scrape those balls. You need to manscape your landscape. Go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code, 85 South, when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, trim it all off. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, shave up those balls. You gotta take care of your area. If you know what I mean, now you know. And knowing it's half the battle. G.I. Joe said that, and I live by it. And I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com. Carlos Miller. Code 85 South. I'll see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. My mama keep poking me. She keeps sharing all my videos into the church group chat. We ain't there talking about pussy and ass. They ain't a whole lot. They ain't trippin'. My little brother named the Colo Daddy. Yeah, my little brother Instagram name was Chico Bean, little brother. I was like, get it, nigga, that's right. Make the whole family one. The nigga profile picture is the picture of me in the seventh grade. Word? That's hilarious. Yeah, that's fucked up out of all the pictures. You ain't like the seventh grade, nigga? Nah, man, I wasn't even through growing yet. I ain't just got my dick. You can say you went through growing. Nah, you know there's a pivotal moment, nigga. Ah! The whole game changed at that point. I'm ready to beat myself at that point. Damn, boy, look at this. Look at you. Everybody paying attention. This shit beautiful. Hell, yeah. Niggas is in here like they had a goddamn Bishop edit? I was the wrong one. What's the other one? Yeah, what's the other one? Pastor Wilson. I still ain't seen that video yet. I still ain't seen that video. Because they be on Facebook. Nasty motherfucker! Bro, if your pastor is on Facebook, eat and puss it. I still ain't seen it yet. No, you're freaking out. Oh, I got it. You gotta save the pastor with your freaking ass. Hey, would you be mad if you got on Facebook and saw your pastor eating puss it? Nope. Make some noise if you'll stop going to that church. He a real nigga. Only four people. But I got to go. He ain't pussing man. I got to go. He a real nigga. She got it too. She about to show that nigga past that blue hand. Yeah, I got to stop for her. Hell catch on fire. I told you don't fuck with it. Being a motherfucker like Michael Jackson's story. They over there trying to watch that video. Man, I want to see this. Man, been delivered. It's not on your phone, you freak. Yeah, she just got to go through all the other videos she got saved in herself. Oh, she got titties. Pastor Wilson. What pastor is eating ass from the front. But that bitch ain't shit for recording pastor, man. I think he told her to. And you can tell he ain't been doing it for a long time because he did the real nigga move where you cock your head to the side and lay on a thigh. Yeah, let her see that one eye open. Yeah, look, this me doing this to you. You can pastor Wilson with that motherfucker like, yep, I'm breaking up with my wife tonight. Anyway. Nigga, y'all got some homework tonight. You got to go home and he's supposed to like pastor Wilson, cock your head to the side and lay on a thigh. Pastor Wilson was looking like a dead goddamn squid on that motherfucker. Oh, yeah. Do you see how he had the fresh line up? Pastor Wilson. He playing that shit. And nigga, when he playing on fucking, he was like, nah, just lay down. Fucked up, man. Because if I get up, nigga, I'm gonna be like, hey, this is how I'm gonna finish the block down here. You know what I'm saying? If I get up, I'm gonna pass out. Don't pass out in this bitch. On this old ass copper dick out up here. Got that boomerang copper. Gotta get up slow. When you're old, you're old folk got vertigo. Nigga, they'll pass out of this motherfucker. You had to be around some old people even though it vertigo he is. So get up, be like, hold up, my eyes just went to the back of my head. I'm excited about getting old. I hope I'm blessed enough to become an old nigga. I want to get old enough to buy them shoes with the two straps on them from the pharmacy. Yeah. You know them old nigga shoes that be two straps? Them granddaddy shoes? What if young niggas started wearing them bitches and just made them hot? When I get old, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna buy me a pair of monarchs and walk around the mall before I open. They go to the mall before that motherfucker open. They be in there exercising like shit. Good morning, young man. You in there trying to get to joy and staying there walking around. Excuse me. There was some old nigga shit you're gonna do. I'm gonna be doing some old freak ass shit. Oh, fuck that. I'm gonna be old. I'm gonna get fucked. Just be around the house with my dick out. Looking at the window. It's out. It's out. Fresh out. We just sit on the couch and just be out. Don't go in that living room. Don't not go in that living room. Ain't nobody going to the living room. Nigga, we ain't never gonna walk around like it's a maid, man. That nigga daddy. That trippin', man. Nigga, that's some old nigga shit for real. You just sit in the living room with your... Dad, no, right? Nigga, your daddy used to sit in the living room naked. What was he watching? And my daddy was a pastor. You know how hard it is to save lives every day? Have a dick out. Damn. Have you seen 61 niggas on that nigga, man? Old nigga in my whole life, nigga. That is the crazy shit. I don't know the young dad. You said your daddy was 61 when he had you. 61? What's a meal that only you know from running over old people? What's a meal? A meal that the old people eat, that you were on. A meal? My daddy couldn't cook. And that nigga tried to goddamn fry some goddamn sausages at one time. And he didn't even wash dishes with the mother. I'm like, nigga, they hit a nigga. We got some dish scrubs. Nigga, what is this? Any ladies that can cook their ass off? Ladies, be patient, boys, if you know you can't cook. That's not cooking, bitch. Do we have any ladies that can't cook? None? Oh, some of y'all can't cook. Be real. Some of y'all bitches can't cook. You know a nigga go over to your house and say, Baby, I'm hungry. You gonna get the menu. We gonna order from here. Nigga, my mama, she a cook, nigga. In the way she cook, it was literally, you had to be thankful. Ain't no recipe, ain't no spices, ain't no none of that. Nigga, be thankful. You want something, nigga? Put it on yourself. Nigga, she a cook some gravy. Nigga, gravy be so salty, man. And you tell her. Don't tell her. Mama, your gravy is salty. You so distrust. Your blood pressure, hide in the motherfucker. You a recess. Sweat now. I can't breathe. I was like, I don't want this gravy, please. It's this girl. I was like, can you cook? She was like, I can order some shit. I can order shit real good. I never fuck your order up. My mama got so lazy, bro. It got to the point. I love my mama, bro. That's why I'm just so gangster with this shit. Nigga, she a cook sausages and cook the loaf of bread. Whole 24 patties, nigga. In the morning, put the bread, nigga. Nigga, you better eat 24 sandwiches. If you don't use you distrust backfuck. Damn. Why she always chewing? Because she ain't have a teeth in yet. She was early. I used to be like, this can't be life. My nigga like, oh my god. You going, yeah. Sausage patties. Sausage patties with the bread. My mama was disrespectful. She a cook just for her. Like Craig mama on Friday. Make you mad in the motherfucker. You coming and smelling all types of shit. There's some ravioli in there. You can make that for yourself. Like mama, you find chicken and steak and all types of shit. Yeah, I was hungry. I worked hard today. What you do? Nigga, I'm telling you, nigga. Nigga, I don't understand. Nigga, I know how it feel to grow up in the little nigga. I made that motherfucker the whole time. Like, man, this is a bullshit. Right. Yeah. I ain't got no cinnamon swirls. Yep. They don't even got the name brand shit in there. You going to go and get a box of Captain Crunch with a nigga on the front. They not even call Captain's Crunch. This is a bullshit like Sergeant's Boat. Yeah, Sergeant's Boat. You ain't getting no goddamn frosted flakes. You getting frosty flakes with a wild hand and a polar bear on the box. Yeah, I never understood that I had to go from a tiger to a polar bear. Not Lucky Charms Magic Stars. They don't even say nothing on the bag it got down family dollar. It just be a nigga cold. I don't know who the fuck put the cereal in a bag. That is the most disrespectful shit. Now you got to roll your cereal up like dog food. Right. My mama used to be disrespectful with that bag cereal. I remember one time my wife came to you by no real search. She said give me that container. She poured the shit in there. It's real now, nigga. You can't tell where it came from. Big head bag. Look like you carrying a dead body. We damn sure had a five pound bag of Cocoa Crisp. Cocoa Crisp. They was supposed to be Cocoa Puffs, but they were just Cocoa Crisp. Mad as shit you got company at your house. I ain't got nothing real over here. We like shut the fuck up and drink your Mount Lightning, my nigga. Mount and light. Mount Lightning, nigga. Dr. Thunder. I used to go to people's house and I see they got like egg or waffles. I'd be like, man, they rich. We had so much store brand shit. I thought Equate was the goddamn brand. We never had no Q-tip, nigga. No. Just cotton swabs. Cotton swab. For a goddamn cotton swab, ain't even a Q-tip, nigga. Uh-uh. You crazy. That's a good point. Right. They don't do number goddamn. You put that shit in your eye, nigga. That shit don't do number four with your eye. What the fuck? I don't know. I'm high. I don't fuck with it. You be watching. I'm like, yeah, that shit fuck with your eye. I just thought that shit just popped in my mind, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, yeah, that shit fuck with your eye. They want to make it the same. They say, get the auto tune. They want us to sing up just right. What you want me to sing? Before you say that, I want to say shout out to all the ladies that had to take their nipple rings out, because they weren't healing ring. It's posse in there. Oh, my God, bitch, did yours through that? My nipple swabs. One of them, she had showed up with a bandaid on her titty. I was like, what happened? and I was wondering like what I'm supposed to do with one titty with a bandaid on it Can't lick around that bandaid bruh I had a bandaid so it was just Bruh let's do some of the other boys since you all use some of the other ones Hell yeah I like church Alright try this one Kind of It is I Hello Jesus What's up Chico What's up nigga It is Jesus Okay well Jesus I really I know you say you like to teach your people lessons I got you But my banker Okay time out You say you can't give me no money I'm not gonna end the collection please Niggah you gotta ask the pastor He said it's for you Yo he's a stupid I can't take you out no Yo show some love for my saxophone player He ain't no Son of an old man Hit that shit That nigga be playing that fiddle was too y'all Rest in peace to my niggah That's all That's all you needed to make a Hey when I walked in on you suckin dick It's just something like that Yeah We say fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you That's how you tell my titty Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you on the saxophone Hold on hold on let me hear this Let me hear fuck you on the saxophone No he can't do it that smooth Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Bro we sold this shit out We sold this shit out We gotta take a picture We gotta take a picture We gotta show the motherfucker Get on your feet, get on your feet right now Turn it up By the show my the shit went down Yeah This shit was mama We did this shit out