 We get right into it. Our game is called Breaktime at Tieno and Eru. I'm going to ask you just a couple of simple questions. If you are food, what food would you be? Why beef? Who doesn't love meat? Allah! However you interpret that. I am still clueless. I have no choice. I have no choice. None. Do you love food? I do. I love food but I'm just trying to figure out which one would I be. She's more delicate. Anaka dessert. Dessert to town. Actually cake maybe. You see? Cake. Ice cream. Eish. So, where are you going? Where are you going? I'm going to Nyama, bro. Nyama Mandizi. One of the two. Rajiza na kakuse Mandizi piyama. I see. Put earphones on. Left. Rajiza has left the group. What would be your strategy? Tseme kuna zombie apocalypse. How would you react? Zombies. Zombies zime kuji. Do I get superpowers? Do I have weapons that I can use? You are just who you are. You are just there. I have created content. Live at KBC with zombies. Ya ya ya. Uko hapo zina kukuju ya. Dozili na dozili na kam. Welcome back to my YouTube channel. You vlog with zombies. Ya. That's a good one. For me, run away. Run away. Ata mi no na niki kibiya. Ni oni kifu na nioi na na simama tun. Neziku vlog. When you see something that is going to scare you away, you'll run. Ushai shitu luwa budo ka simama. Ukuza ko na kushiozi. Nia aputu. So, like that. I have a question. All the movies they keep running away from the zombies. What if I run towards? See, maybe it's a stroke up here. Bro! But it's a brain dead. Zombie is a brain dead. All the research has shown you should run away. What if we run towards? And you do know that in the U.S. they actually have a real program that deals with things like this. Like in case there's a zombie apocalypse. What will they do? Azunga kuna time. Proceed. What do you wish, grey on trees? Money. Money, grow your trees. Ikaratasi. But literally you go there, they leave money. I was having this discussion with Val and I told her I wish money making machines, grey on trees. Just in case kuna drought. Bado na tengeza pesa. But there are some trees that still produce during drought. Kama Akasia. Wait. Aga jab bro. We have to go Allah. In Allah position. Kuna drought. Mani making machine kumiti. Omitengzadu unabai. Utabai. Nakuna drought. CV2 inje. Magi. Nakuna drought. Nakuna magi. Rudi kwa dictionary. Ima kwa on the sport upo. Every time Masaya naekwa kwa sport na piga kelele. If you are a dictator of a small country what crazy dictator things would you do? If I was adult faith love. Okay. If I was adult faith love. Yes I do. Okay to be honest I believe every woman wants to dominate. For me I believe I'm a dominatrix. I'm an alpha female. That's what I know. I. Man will be my slaves. Am I sure niku in the right place? We didn't see this coming. No I didn't know. That is the time where if I was a dictator and certainly I'm hating on the political system of Kenya but that is the time I will tell Uhuru Ruto raila kila umutu bow down to me kelele, kelele. How long? How long? How long? My crazy thing that I would do. I would probably Whatever she is about to say sounds cute so. Eh it sounds cute. No no no no no does not sound cute at all but let me just censor myself and let it pass but it's not cute at all. Don't let it pass tell us. I tell you guys what I would do as dictator. All of you your days will be starting 1am Why? To deliver to start working. It's my time sunrise comes. This is tired. This is really tired. I don't know wait. When sunrise is not lalala ma. No no no you've really put in your work you've been productive then now we see what you can do now till midday. We sleep. No. You have heard it from ladies. Pick the mic and then we hear what Raji has to say. I need Raji to speak. Maybe you can just let me just... One lady has something also. Okay okay Val. We'll find a lady before the man. Nngesama kila mtua tembe uchi. Guys you know to make me tired. You know to make me tired. Even shoes, the money I can wear the same pair of shoes for 3 months and feel nothing. No mana ni me patia Raji's maker. Nngesama kila mtua tembe uchi. Very fast. Very fast. Thanks. Raji. I think interlevel system akuna the hierarchy at you tajiri wapi vitu kamaizo ingajere buku wam tu changes tsu nona. What's up group? I'll explain again. That's the reason why I took the mic and gave it to Raji. Nngesama kila mtua tembe uchi. Thank you so much for watching Social Friday. I hope our guests had fun. Valu me have fun. Eh, I don't look like I have had fun. I don't know. I can't tell. Thank you both. When I woke up this morning, I didn't know to be like this. Thank you. Thank you for the music. Asante desana. My name is Masayekta. Follow me on all social media platforms at Masayekta. At what is the DJ? Valentine at Kalamiva. Can I deliver the mic? Yes, please. Okay. Yes, social media handles, please. Okay. My social media handle is I am Matienu on Instagram. I am Matienu on TikTok. I am Matienu on Twitter. But at here, Twitter is double I. 80 double I E N O. Yeah. I am Matienu. Yes. So, moments with Nderu on Instagram and Facebook. And Twitter, just Nderu. Thank you very much. See you again next week. Same time, same place. Ya ni mimi na kuatu hapa. Hashtag social Friday. Thank you so much for watching.