 Now we gotta play this Cowboys user, this guy, this young hexi guy, bro. He's like one of them 14 year old kids that's like trying to be sweaty and maddened. But he got the Cowboys and he traded like everybody. He's got CD lamb, T Higgins at tight end. That's, that's cool dude, right? Tyron Smith, Zach Martin, DeMarcus Lawrence, Chase Young. I don't know how these dudes make these trades. Like what do they trade? He traded Michael Parsons, Stefan Gilmore, Kendall Fuller. He has three, oh he has like 15 abilities on defense dog. This should be nuts, dude. A Woosaway, no way a Woosaway is good. Picard is inside shade. Yeah, I really don't know what these dudes be trading. You know, digs and Trayvon. Yeah. No, I didn't know who this kid was, but he was like talking like really big like he was the man and I watched him play the Giants and he got blurred, but he plays pretty good. But you know, it's just a guy that, you know, he's a W clone, like all these kids, you know, all these tight offset kids nowadays. You guys just got back, huh? Respect, respect that right there. Dog, there's just no way, Kelsey. There is no way in hell that just happened to you like that. Oh my God, like just trolling me right there. Absolute troll. Just touch down. Come on, boys. Come on. No, I swear to God, I run the same player he played against. This guy whores up that play. He whores up the W plate too, though. All dude, grow up. And these kids, like, watch these kids know how to lynch. I mean, this, you're scared as f***, dude. Get a f*** dog. Might as well run again, kid. Might as well run again, kid. Might as well run again, kid. Slay, slay, slay. Redick. 57-yard field goal. Of course, he has bright my heart. Short? Shorty? He put his secure protector out there on the right, too. Still got whoop DC. Let's go, man. Glad to see it, glad to see it. I mean, the Vikings won is awesome. It really is fun, but if I didn't have the Eagles, I wouldn't like it as much. And my receivers are just too fast for two men under the work. And then what happens is I keep getting these guys to switch and it's just everybody's open over here. Or that guy could just doodle. Like, come on, boys. Let's block a little bit better here and we'll just, we'll be as good as gold here. Damn it, man. Oh my God, 69. Come on, man, you f***. Dog again, dude, again. Like, you get, I'm just like, just push them a little bit right there, man. God, it's a walk-in touchdown if Landon Dickerson doesn't get absolutely annihilated, dude. Dude, I mean, like, how does it de-tackle walk right in the de-tackle? Not, not, not a linebacker, the de-tackle. Like, I swear to God, just gotta stay true. Just gotta stay true, boys, that's all. Hey, you go Landon, that's what I need. Good defense, bro. Got her? I felt like, I felt like, uh, AJ Brown would have been open there too, though, but I just, like, he just chose to guard AJ. AJ does have 14 touchdowns on the year, so smart decision. I mean, Tart, are you f***ing kidding me? Like, Tart. Oh my God, like, what an abs- like, just absolute dog f***er, dude. Here's our team. I didn't think you would throw that. Good play. Let's go, Cox. Get up, big fella. Get up, big fella. Your career's not over yet. Your career's not over yet. What a fight by the big fella, Cox. I should have passed on the other downs, man. I'm probably gonna kick a field goal here. Honestly, if I could kick a field goal here. I should have passed, I should have passed on the other down there. Oh, listen, hey, hey, listen. Nixon's way better than Penny. Oh, it's a huge difference. Even on this play that I run against two men under, that scene play up the middle, where he's on a big wheel route. Nixon was frying on that. Penny's not getting by that guy at all out there, so. Oh my God, kid. There's two seconds left. Like, what are we doing? He put T. Higgins at tight end so he could audible around still. That's tough. See if T. Higgins was a wide receiver, like, I do. You can't audible around. Oh, he's just gotta press, man. That stacks. I just don't really know what to do against the stack, really. Oh, like, oh my God. It's just every, like, let's just find in the guy. Like, stack is just like, like Maddox. Come on, bro. The safeties are just like, nowhere to be found in this mode. Man, thank you, God. Where to be there? Don't start with the dumb shit, man. AJ! AJ! I mean, he was so wide open, dude. Like, I like, I'm just like, I'm mad that he like, low key got an animation on those, or for real, for real. I gotta do something here about the stack here, boys. I don't really know what to do. Pick. Oh my God. Oh, and no huddle, yep. I mean, this kid's lost, dude. That's cool. See, I found a specialist, bro. That's awesome, dude. Go get him. We bring in the fresh reserves. Go get them reserves. B-Gram. Barnett. Let's go, man. Brought in the boys off the bench with a crazy pass rush. Oh, man, I'm taking them out now. What type of man am I? I really should keep sweated detackle for this guy, man. I mean, you are just, you're lost. You're lost. Just say it. I'm lost. God, I ain't staying with that. For some reason, I thought he was... Oh my God, man. Like, this sucks, dude. How like, oh my... Like, what are we throwing? Just an absolute complete double toe... Complete double coverage. Egg. Complete double coverage. And just chucked it, dude. Let's go, Penny. Penny? Who? Who? Dude, I swear he got knocked on the ground and then just got back up and started running. Did anybody see that? I swear he got pancake then just got up and started running. Like, what's up, boys? I'm here. Okay, AJ running back with six. Oh, come on, Kelsey. Like, hold a block. I feel like Jake makes this, dude. What do we think, boys? Unfortunately, I want to call a timeout. I think he makes 61. I really do. He has like 97 kick power. You're right. All right, you're right. I'm scared. Let's go for it. Got AJ Brown, bro. First down. Good game, kid. Thanks for playing. Threat Detector is the worst thing in Madden. It is absolutely the worst thing. I want you guys to know that I think Threat Detector sucks. I do. I think it is the worst thing for Madden, you know? I just know that guy's blitzing. There's going to be a giant hole in the middle of his defense. Like, it's just terrible, dude. Dog, what the f*** be happening, dude? Good old hiking haul, man. Good old hiking haul. Look at our boy, Penny, man. Look at our boy, Penny. Bro, how does dude don't be getting blacked? He got a glitch, dude. This dude got a f***ing glitch. GGs, GGs, GGs. Hey, upgrades, upgrades, upgrades. Jordan Davis? Bro, can we reveal his damn... Yo, we got to reveal... Yo, if he's Superstar, boys. Oh, my God. That would be just cheating if he's Superstar. He got 80 speed. Jesus, he's a horse. I didn't know he was like that fast. Yo, Landon Dickerson, you got to get your s*** together. You had a bad game, dude. You had a bad game, goddammit. Okay, Devante? Bro, I can't sell about my tight end, though. I did that. That's the second game I did that, and I wasn't able to get them back, dude. All right, 6-0 going into the buy. This is just what the Eagles were in real life.